#looney tunes incorrect quotes

[quotoons]

Looney Tunes: Movin’ in

Daffy: *Kicks open Bugs's door and start unpacking his bags.*

Bugs: Uh, whatcha doin' there, doc?

Daffy: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm living here now.

Bugs: I don't think so. This is my house.

Daffy: It's our house now, bucko. I burned down Porky's house by accident, so I'm stayin’!

[arguablysomaya]

Jason: If I'm paying rent, I expect some basic fucking privacy! Bruce: You don't pay rent. Jason: AND I WON'T!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N, scrubbing the floor: Why am I the one doing this?

Yelena, sitting on the couch while reading a magazine: We agreed you’d do the chores the first 365 days of the year, then I’d do them the rest of the year.

Y/N: Oh, right. Silly me.

[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Tim: Are you crazy?

Y/N: Legally, no. There’s not a word for my condition

[brainyxbat]

Zoro: Believe me, you won't like me when I'm hungry.

Sanji: I don't like you now.

[queermarsworld]

Bowuigi Bow-Tie Bowser 2 of 2 Incorrect Quotes Mario’s overprotective big brother instincts strike again when Bowser tries to take Luigi out on a fancy date

Part 1

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Jinx: Relax, I’ve got this under control.

Lux: Really?

Jinx: Easy breezy. It’s like stealing babies from a candy store.

Lux: Uh?

[sodamnbored]

Jason: Alright, ready to power through this paperwork?

Reyna: Sorry, I have to run. Got a doctors appointment.

Jason, concerned: Oh no. What’s wrong with you?

Reyna: Nothing. It’s just my annual checkup.

Reyna, on second thought: When did you last have one of those?

Jason: Never. I have never been to the doctor.

Reyna: Well that can’t be smart.

Jason, shrugging: Pssh. I am the picture of health.

Jason, grimacing: *every bone in his body popping as he stands up*

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(Eddie rushes into Buck's exam room in the ER) Buck:...Oh. Oh, hey, Eddie. What're you doing here? Eddie: You called me! You were hysterical! Buck: Oh, right...! Doctor(to Eddie, about Buck's leg): It's a simple fracture. He'll have the cast off in about six weeks. Eddie: How did it happen? Buck: It's crazy...I was out buying cupcakes when I noticed a baby stuck on top of a building. I knew I had to save that baby, so I finished my cupcake and shimmied up the drain pipe, when suddenly the drain pipe started coming lose from the building! Eddie: - And you fell and broke your leg? Buck: No, I let go of the drain pipe just in time and grabbed hold of the telephone wire. So there I was, hanging from the wire. I started swinging myself back and forth until finally I flung myself as high as I could, hoping I would make it to the roof, but I didn't make it to the roof. I was totally out of control, and I went crashing through a giant, plate-glass window! Eddie: - And that's when you broke your leg? Buck: No, I landed flat on my back in the middle of some girl's apartment - she was super sweet, we're totally having lunch next week. Anyway, I found my way to the elevator, but it was out of service, so I had to pry open the doors and throw myself into the elevator shaft. Eddie: You fell down an elevator shaft?! Buck: Will you please just listen? I caught the elevator cables, I pulled myself up, hand over hand, until I finally reached the top, where I kicked the grate open with my feet and catapulted myself onto the roof, but right before I could grab the baby, it turned, and I realized it wasn't a baby, it was a crow! And it attacked me. Eddie: What?! Buck: I tried to fend it off, but he was one of those angry crows, and no matter what I did, he kept attacking, he wouldn't stop and he just kept attacking and attacking until, finally I lost my balance and fell 15 stories! Eddie: And that's when you broke your leg?! Buck: No, I landed on an inflatable gorilla in front of a car dealership. Eddie: So how did you break your leg? Buck: Oh, I was here for a checkup, and I slipped getting up on this table. It's really high. You should try it!...No, wait, don't. You'll break your leg like me. Doctor(to Eddie): He's a keeper.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie: I was wondering, if by any chance you’re not doing anything tonight, which you’re probably are because you’re not ugly, but if for some reason you’re not would you maybe, possibly, no pressure if you can’t, just wondering, you know, if you’d like to go out... with me. Maybe... April: Yeah, I’d love to! Donnie: Well, you can’t blame a guy for trying.

[rolaplayor101]

Tina: wait so are you and Bugs dating or not?

Daffy:

Daffy, turning around: hey Bugs!

Bugs, across the room, talking to Lola: huh?

Daffy, still yelling: are we dating?

Bugs, hand behind his ear: what?

Daffy: ARE WE DATING?

Bugs: oh! I dunno! Sure? Maybe? Are you asking me out?

Daffy: I guess!

Bugs: then sure!

Daffy, turning back to Tina: yes. The answer is yes.

[quotoons]

Looney Tunes: Season

Daffy: You know what? I’m tired of the same old “rabbit season” and “duck season”. Sure, it’s the OG, but it needs a new coat! Why not call it the “Dafug season” or something?

Bugs: Uh, Daff-

Daffy: I combined our names!

Bugs: You.. sure did. But you should probably sound things out in your head first before sayin’ them out loud.

Daffy: Why’s- *Sounds the word in his head* Oh.

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: Are you crazy???

Kate: Legally, no. There's not a word for my condition.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Peter: Are you crazy?!

Wade: Legally, no. There’s not a word for my condition.

[in-correct-trolls]

john dory: [puts his hands on delta’s shoulders] i want to start a family with you

delta dawn: wait, what-

john dory: i’ve realised what i was put on this earth to do… be a mother

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Gem: I bet if you look “self absorbed” up in a dictionary, you’d find your picture.

Scott: My picture’s in the dictionary? Is it a good one? What am I wearing?