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dont be selfish. if you dont love the way her hair curls at the ends or her nose wrinkles when she laughs then let her go. If you dont see her as a fucking masterpiece then let her go, because someone else will. Dont be selfish. If you dont love the way she sneezes or or the way she dribbles the toothpaste down her chin when she brushes her teeth then let her go. if your heart doesnt almost beat out of your chest when you wake up and the first thing you see is her soundly sleeping on your shoulder. Someone else would kill for that. Being with someone when you know you dont love them is cruel. Its not only cruel its holding them back from someone that could give them everything. Someone that feels waves braking in their ribcage when they see her walk around the corner. Someone that has had the worst of days, but rainbows suddenly appear at the thought of her. Someone who hears the sound of her voice and it soothes the darkest of nightmares. If that is not you, let her go. She is wonder, she is magic, she deserves someone who believe every single day, not just on certain.
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No man has a good enough memory ~ @Mr_Lincoln
No man has a good enough memory
success, lies, lies quotes, success quotes, Abraham Lincoln quotes, Abraham Lincoln, memory, memory quotes, man, man quotes, liar, liar quotes #PICTUREQUOTES, #QUOTES
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I really like the idea of the bat kids designating Dick and Jason's apartments as sibling gathering spots but for opposite reasons.
Sibling needs some comfort? Some eldest daughter advice? A shoulder to cry on or just a lil getaway spot from the chaos of Gotham? Dick's apartment is perfect.
But if a batkid wants to complain, maybe wants to talk shit about Bruce, or maybe even wants to discuss a lil felony in a judgement free zone? Jason's place it is.
And I like to imagine that while Dick readily keeps his doors open and reminds anyone that they can drop by anytime, it's the opposite for Jason.
Dude's got his place riddled with traps and locked up to the high heavens. He makes it obvious he doesn't want visitors, and vaguely insinuates that there are bombs rigged somewhere in his apartment so there's a always a 50/50 chance you might get blown up if he's feeling particularly bitchy one day.
But does that stop his siblings? Absolutely not. Unlike Dick (who assigns himself as the guiding older brother), Jason has been forcefully labelled as the older sibling you go to if you need to complain and stir up havoc. The hundreds of traps in his place mean nothing. And it's worse because Jason is never prepared for when someone drops in.
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[Jason, 3 hours into his sleep, blearily waking up to a weight on his chest at 4am]:
[Damian, perched atop him, eyes dead-centre locked onto Jason without blinking]: Hello, Todd-stop screaming it is unbecoming-I just came to tell you that father won't allow me to adopt another stray I found on patrol.
Jason, half-asleep and like 70% sure he's hallucinating: Wha-
Damian: I need you to blow up his car.
Jason:
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[Jason, arriving home after a 6 hour patrol, exhausted out of his mind, turning on the lights]:
[Stephanie, previously baking brownies in the pitch black darkness before Jason arrived]: Oh hey! Just thought I'd drop by, y'know, for fun.
Jason: Bruce yelled at you again.
Stephanie: Bruce yelled at me again.
And yes, while most of the time, it ends up as wholesome sibling bonding, sometimes the other batkids just feel like inconveniencing Jason just whenever, because what are siblings for?
[Jason waking up and seeing all of his traps and security systems disarmed and very deliberately broken in a way where he'll have to replace all of them instead of being able to reactivate them]:
[Jason, immediately dialing his phone angrily]: Tim, I swear to GOD-
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[Jason giving himself a rest-day and cooking some meals]:
[Dick somersaulting in through the open window unannounced (he missed his brother)]: Whatcha up to, littlewing? :>
Jason: GET OUT-
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[Jason casually reading a book, feeling a sudden chill up his spine]:
[Cassandra standing in the corner without so much as an exhale, watching Jason intensely. Who knows how long she's been there]:
Jason: Are you here to kill me
Cass:
Jason: Just make it quick.
#jason todd#batfam#1st stage: anger. 2nd stage: acceptance (reluctantly)#jason claims he hates it but ofc hes a liar#batsibling showing up unannounced at jason's doorstep at 4am: Bruce-#Jason pulling out his grenades: say no more#7/10 a visit to jason's place will end in at least one building getting destroyed#jason's like the partially estranged older sibling u see once in a blue moon but every moment u spend with him is a fever dream of felonies#dick is who u go to when ur going thru a crisis. jason's who u go to when ur going thru a crisis & wanna blow shit up#batfamily#batkids#dc#red hood#dick grayson#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#damian wayne#tim drake#nightwing#red robin#robin#black bat#the spoiler#crack#batbros#batsiblings#incorrect quotes#fanatical posting
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Damian: What would you do if I was kidnapped?
Dick: Obviously come find you-
Jason: Nothing.
Tim: Wait 30 minutes until they let you go voluntarily.
#jason and tim are liars theyd freak tf out#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#incorrect batfamily quotes#damian wayne#the robins#batfamily
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#beating heart#heartbreak#heartbeat#life quotes#relatable quotes#relationship quotes#quotes#writing#literature#poetry#ramblings#reflection#spilled thoughts#spilled ink#breaking up#love bombing#lies and the lying liars who tell them
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Steve: Do you ever wanna talk about your emotions Bucky?
Bucky: No
Tony: I do
Steve: I know Tony
Tony: I'm sad
Steve: I know Tony
#source: vine#captain america civil war#tony stark#steve rogers#bucky barnes#canon. Bucky is all I don't know you crazy bitch get away from me and my plums#meanwhile Tony “I was your friend too” “I needed you” “we lost and you weren't there” “no trust liar”#incorrect marvel#marvel mcu#mcu#marvel#incorrect marvel quotes#marvel incorrect quotes
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TWST incorrect quotes
Y/N, dressed formally: Do I look too dressed up?
Floyd: Are you sure you’re going to cheer up for a team?
Y/N: I had to attend some business today. That’s why I’m dressed like this
Y/N: What about you?
Floyd, also dressed formally: I just wanted to make a good impression on you
#twisted wonderland#source: k-drama (my lovely liar)#incorrect twst#twst incorrect quotes#twisted wonderland incorrect quotes#twst imagines#twst x reader#twisted wonderland x reader#disney twst#disney twisted wonderland#twst#floyd leech#floyd leech x reader#floyd x reader#twst x floyd leech#twst floyd leech#incorrect twisted wonderland#twst x you#twst x y/n
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Enid: You really missed me after only 15 minutes apart?
Wednesday: 13 minutes and 47 seconds actually.
Wednesday: and...no
#liar liar#wednesday#incorrect wednesday quotes#wednesday netflix#enid sinclair#wednesday x enid#wenclair#wednesday addams
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one hundred and one, going on one hundred and two
#ninety percent of the time the very sight of neil makes him want to commit murder#liar#aftg#all for the game#neil josten#andrew minyard#quotes#gifs#gif#animation#the foxhole court#andreil#my gifs
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More Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!
(except these ones mostly have no actual source and just came from my brain :) )
⚠️Warning for some mild sexual content and mentions of alcohol! ⚠️
Teen: So did dying and coming back ultimately make you less afraid of death?
Lilia, taking a long sip of her wine: No, but learning she sometimes calls Agatha ‘Mommy’ in bed did.
*the coven, doing some spring cleaning*
Jen, who is perfectly capable of lifting it herself: Alice, can you come move this for me?
Alice, wiping some sweat off her forehead: Sure, Jen.
Jen, watching her from across the room: Mmm. Delightful.
Agatha, whispering in her ear: Pervert.
Jen, casually watching television: I don’t understand why TV producers have to put those warnings at the beginning of the episode, telling people not to recreate what they see. I mean, this guy’s trying to parachute off his own roof so he can steal fruit from his neighbor’s yard. People aren’t really THAT stupid in real life, are they?
Alice (a former first responder), lounging in her lap with her eyes closed: Yes, they are.
Lilia, watching out the window as Teen and Agatha climb up to the roof: Yes, they are.
Agatha: Are you two seriously crying over a cartoon meant for preschoolers?
Alice, wiping her eyes: No.
Teen, rewinding their episode of Bluey: Yes.
Jen, stalking into the room: AGATHA!
Agatha, rolling her eyes: What the hell are you upset about NOW?
Jen: YOUR WIFE JUST BIT ME!
Agatha: Uh-huh. Sure.
Jen, brandishing her arm: LOOK.
Agatha, spitting out her drink: Wait, what the hell- Rio, you ACTUALLY bit her?!
Rio: Her perfume smelled tasty :3
Agatha: Kid, we need to talk.
Teen, sighing: Are you about to give me a lecture on consent and safe sex?
Agatha: Huh? How did you know?
Teen: I’m not stupid. Did you really think I didn’t notice that condoms mysteriously started appearing in the bathroom cabinets when I started bringing Eddie over?
Agatha: What makes you think the two things are related?! Those could have belonged to anyone in this household!
Teen: YOU’RE ALL LESBIANS, AGATHA! WHOSE WOULD THEY BE?!
Agatha, who’s incredibly drunk: Y’know what I love about women, Alice? Kissing’em. Loooooove it. My mom tried to beat it outta me, but she couldn’t. Still a girl kisser over here.
Alice, who’s also seriously drunk: Amen.
Agatha, wildly gesticulating: Smelling her perfume, grabbing her ass, feeling her grab MY ass…TITS…
Alice, nodding sagely: Good. All good.
Agatha: Winding your fingers through her hair, pulling her closer…
Alice: Losing me there.
Agatha: What, Jen isn’t into hair pulling?
Alice:
Agatha:
Alice:
Agatha: …I now recognize my mistake.
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#lilia calderu#alice wu gulliver#jennifer kale#rio vidal#billy kaplan#billy maximoff#teen agatha all along#agatha all along incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#spicy language#we love our dangerous lesbians#agathario#agatha x rio#bloodpotions#alice x jennifer#I’m actually obsessed with them#switch! agathario my beloveds#not letting anyone forget that alice has abs#jen isn’t either#teen and agatha are both very intelligent on their own#but together they are stupid#everyone cries over bluey if you don’t you’re a liar#rio is a menace to society#agatha’s mothering skills are a little rusty but she’s trying#coven of chaos? more like coven of lesbians#they’re all gay#alice may not be able to pull jen’s hair but jen definitely pulls hers#prove me wrong I dare you
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love that aziraphale is, in fact, a terrible fucking liar, but continously gets away with the most insane shit throughout history because either a) he's an angel so everyone figures he can't/wouldn't lie or b) EVERYONE can tell he's lying but they don't have enough evidence to do anything about it so they have to just exchange snide glances and/or send their most annoying interns over to bother him until they get something
#good omens#crowley's a terrible liar too funny enough#but he also gets away with shit solely because either the other demons are way dumber than him-#and he's ALREADY dumb-#or because again no one has any evidence#it's like the good omens version of that ut quote:#'so we'll just have to COMBINE OUR POWERS!'#'zero plus zero is still zero.'#'but it's a BIG zero!!'
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“A liar manipulates the truth to serve their own selfish needs.”
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No man has a good enough memory ~ @Mr_Lincoln
No man has a good enough memory
success, lies, lies quotes, success quotes, Abraham Lincoln quotes, Abraham Lincoln, memory, memory quotes, man, man quotes, liar, liar quotes #PICTUREQUOTES, #QUOTES
#success#lies#lies quotes#success quotes#Abraham Lincoln quotes#Abraham Lincoln#memory#memory quotes#man#man quotes#liar#liar quotes#PICTURE QUOTES#QUOTES
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Tony: *holding a piece of destroyed tech* You care to explain what happened here?
Peter: I was testing out my web shooters, and… the floor was slippery?
Tony: You can stick to walls, but the floor was slippery?
#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect peter parker#incorrect tony stark#peter parker#tony stark#incorrect spiderman quotes#incorrect irondad and spiderson#incorrect irondad#irondad spiderson#irondad#incorrect iron man#iron man#tony sees through peters excuses#peters never been a good liar
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You think I follow you around because I like you? I'm not worried at all about you. What is there to worry about for you? I'm the one who should be worried. But do you know why I come to see you? Jungkook mumbled on about things which were all incomprehensible. It's because I like your music. When I listen to your music, I get all teared up. Me, I get all teary. I feel like dying about a dozen times a day. But when I listen to your music, I want to live. YOONGI 12 MAY YEAR 22 HYYH; THE NOTES
#creations#gifs#kpop#hyyh#hyyh yoonkook#bangtan#bts#yoongi#jungkook#hyyh the notes#im continuing to be abnormal abt them in the books can u tell is it clear can u tell#if i dont include the fire saving scene and the hug scene i will die btw so thats why there is a repeat gif#also like how i said i didnt like the grain and then proceeded to do it again#i cant decide apparently#i could rustle one of these up for all the pairs but they dont make me quite as insane inside as these ones so we will see#this quote is still so#the fact he says this after running into a burning building to save him#'im not worried abt u' me when i lie when im a liar#'u think i follow u around bc i like u' Yes
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#plot twist#what a surprise#i trusted you#liar#you betrayed me#tw depressing stuff#heartbreak#depressing shit#sadcore#depressing quotes#depressing life#and heartbreak image#sad thoughts#im crying#sad quotes#im the collateral damage#collatera damage#im sad as fuck#sad again#sad weekend#i dont want to get up#heart been broke so many times#you broke my soul#you dont deserve my love#pain in my heart#this is depressing#you were my everything#you were my best friend#you were my home#i miss u
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