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[nightmare-of-homophobes]

The Mistletoe Adventures – Coven Polycule & Teen

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Just a lil something bc I really wanted to write something about the coven with a Christmas theme.

Not beta-read, but hope y'all enjoy!

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It was Billy’s idea to put mistletoes in the coven’s house. He thought it would be funny to hide two or three of them in random room’s so he could, sometimes, just wait for his victims. He quickly grew bored since the witches weren't falling for his joke, but he didn’t give up on it.

Enchanting one of his mistletoes to float around the house, he knew there was no way the women wouldn’t fall for his joke now. And he was right.

The first to fall for it were Alice and Jen. They were in Jen’s room when the mistletoe sneaked in. Alice sat on Jen's dressing table, looking up at the other woman doing her makeup. They were going out that night and Jen, after affectionately criticising Alice's poor abilities in putting makeup on herself, managed to convince the youngest to let her do the makeup part in both of them.

It was only when Jen was putting a dark shade of red on Alice's lips, that the cop noticed the mistletoe floating above Jen's head. She tapped on the other's hip softly.

– What? – Jen whispered, focused on her task.

Alice pointed up with her finger and Jen, finishing with the lipstick, looked up.

– Oh, you must be kidding. – she exclaimed.

– It wasn't you? – Alice asked, thinking it was Jen the one to put the mistletoe there.

– No, it doesn't even match my ceiling, why would I put it there? – Jen answered.

They spent some seconds staring at it, as if waiting for it to go away. Jen waved her hand, trying to push it with her magic but it was worthless.

– Do you think it was Agatha? – Alice asked.

– Only if it spills poison on us after the kiss. – Jen said. They both were still eyeing the mistletoe suspiciously.

– Think it only has one way to discover, right? – Alice said and her hands found Jennifer's waist immediately.

The older woman laughed and let herself be pulled to Alice's lap, leaning in to kiss her red lips. It was a soft, loving kiss and when they separated themselves, they kept waiting for something to happen. When nothing came, they laughed at their silliness.

– Oh, look, it's moving… – Alice said pointing out the mistletoe, which dropped two of his berries in its way.

Jen opened the door so it could leave the room.

– That was interesting. – Alice finally spoke.

Jen returned to the woman, sighing and placing her hands on the other’s shoulders.

– Yeah, but now I’ll have to fix both our lipsticks.

Alice shrugged.

– Well, it was worth it.

Getting out of Jen’s bedroom, the mistletoe found Rio going down the stairs and started following her. She looked at it amused, already knowing who did that trick by the signature magic on it.

She prowled around the house for some time with the mistletoe hovering above her head, the little plant not bothering her in the slightest. She could spend the whole day with it but, when she found Agatha, the brunette was quick to free her from it, kissing her as a greeting with a whispered: “let me free you from this”. She took another two berries from it, placing one in Rio's hand.

Of course she wasn’t expecting the mistletoe to start following her as an answer to her following the tradition.

– What? – she looked up at it. She thought it was all a joke from Rio to get a kiss from her. – I thought it was yours.

Rio chuckled and shook her head.

– Try again. – she said.

Agatha frowned and then hit her.

– Billy.

– Billy, indeed.

– Yeah, I think he noticed his first attempts didn’t work. – she commented. – Well, I'm gonna find someone to give this to.

– You always have me. – Rio suggested.

– I can find you once I get rid of it. – Agatha said, pushing her off. – The idea of making out while Maximoff's signature magic floats above my head isn’t appealing.

Rio tilted her head as if acknowledging her point.

Agatha went inside the house, leaving Rio to busy herself with the garden or with her job or with whatever she wanted to do. She was hoping to bump into one of the other witches, but preferably not Jen.

To her luck, though it scared the shit out of her, when she was passing by the kitchen, someone grabbed her and smooched her air out of her. She didn't have to open her eyes to know who grabbed her.

– Lilia! – she yelped out of shock.

– Didn't see that coming? – the woman laughed to herself as she let go of the younger woman.

– Hahaha… – Agatha mocked her while rolling her eyes. – At least you got this out of it. – she pointed to the mistletoe.

Lilia finally noticed it.

– Oh… – she let out while getting on her tiptoes to take a berry from it. She kept staring at it before returning her widened eyes to Agatha. – And where did it come from?

– Billy. – the name came out of the brunette's mouth, but she noticed Lilia mumbled it along with her. – Oi, if you ask something, you wait for them to answer before seeing through them, you weirdo. – she reached up to take a berry too. The mistletoe had only half of its berries now.

Lilia was used to Agatha’s demeanor, so she just scoffed.

– I can return the mistletoe back to you. – she threatened to approach the taller one to kiss her again.

Agatha jumped at her place.

– Tag, you're it. – she said disappearing from the kitchen.

The seer only chuckled to herself. She wasn't the slightest bit bothered by the mistletoe. In fact, she kissed a lot of women under mistletoes before and that came to be one of her favourite traditions.

Twirling the mistletoe berry in her hand, an idea popped into her mind. Smiling conspiratorially to herself, she lifted one of her hands and waved at the plant, changing its behaviour from its previous settings.

That would be a lot more fun.

When Billy noticed the absence of the mistletoe under his power, he imagined he had been caught. What he didn't imagine or expect, when he went to visit the witches the next day, was to find a very amused Lilia going through her day around the house with his mistletoe floating locked to her presence - placing itself between her and the other witches whenever was favourable.

He almost couldn't hold his laughter back at the woman taking advantage of his joke to steal kisses from their girlfriends as if they weren't already melted enough by Lilia without that. He was even more amused when he realized the mistletoes’ berries always growing back when someone took them after a kiss.

– Do you think they'll take too long to notice it? – Lilia asked him when they got on the sofa together, preparing to watch their show - Billy convinced her to watch it and now they reunite once a week to do it.

– Hmm, maybe, you're doing a great job with the whole thing of putting the mistletoe to float around the house sometimes… – he answered before shoving a caramel on his mouth. – And they're very stupid when they want to be.

– Y’ah... – Lilia agreed while shoving the mistletoe away for a moment. – It was a great idea of yours, tho.

– Thank you. – Billy bumped his shoulder against the woman softly and they chuckled to themselves before focusing on their show.

The witches indeed were stupid enough to not notice Lilia was the one now controlling the mistletoe until two days after it.

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[heartzfromel]

hi guys happy christmas eve i miss bloodpotions

[magnusviana]

Teen: apparently me jokingly saying 'god everyone is gay here' became true.

Rio and Agatha:

Jen and Alice:

Teen: and then we have Lilia. She's doing her own thing. I think she has a wife at home.

[incredipuppy]

Witches love winning

[polaris-likethestar]

agatha all along incorrect quotes pt 2

im still sad ab the finale so heres more :)

alice: if i fall…

jen; i’ll be there to catch you

lilia: *looks at jen* what if i fall?

jen; then i’ll fall with you too

rio: "watches these two interactions*

rio to agatha: and if i fall?

agatha: i’ll be the one who pushed you.

alice: why is agatha crying on the floor?

jen: she took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.

alice: and?

jen: she got rio.

alice: don't joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.

rio: you’re such a dumbass (affectionate).

agatha: aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary).

billy: how are you talking like that in real life?

agatha: witchcraft (derogatory).

jen: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. i’ll wait.

alice: you and me!

jen: "tearing up: ok.

agatha: live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! that’s what i always say!

lilia: you should say something else.

jen: what does “take out” mean?

alice: food.

billy: dating.

agatha: murder.

rio: it can be all three if you’re brave enough.

agatha: this bloodline ends with me.

rio: that's the fanciest way i've ever heard someone say "i'm gay".

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

More Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!

(except these ones mostly have no actual source and just came from my brain :) )

⚠️Warning for some mild sexual content and mentions of alcohol! ⚠️

Teen: So did dying and coming back ultimately make you less afraid of death?

Lilia, taking a long sip of her wine: No, but learning she sometimes calls Agatha ‘Mommy’ in bed did.

*the coven, doing some spring cleaning*

Jen, who is perfectly capable of lifting it herself: Alice, can you come move this for me?

Alice, wiping some sweat off her forehead: Sure, Jen.

Jen, watching her from across the room: Mmm. Delightful.

Agatha, whispering in her ear: Pervert.

Jen, casually watching television: I don’t understand why TV producers have to put those warnings at the beginning of the episode, telling people not to recreate what they see. I mean, this guy’s trying to parachute off his own roof so he can steal fruit from his neighbor’s yard. People aren’t really THAT stupid in real life, are they?

Alice (a former first responder), lounging in her lap with her eyes closed: Yes, they are.

Lilia, watching out the window as Teen and Agatha climb up to the roof: Yes, they are.

Agatha: Are you two seriously crying over a cartoon meant for preschoolers?

Alice, wiping her eyes: No.

Teen, rewinding their episode of Bluey: Yes.

Jen, stalking into the room: AGATHA!

Agatha, rolling her eyes: What the hell are you upset about NOW?

Jen: YOUR WIFE JUST BIT ME!

Agatha: Uh-huh. Sure.

Jen, brandishing her arm: LOOK.

Agatha, spitting out her drink: Wait, what the hell- Rio, you ACTUALLY bit her?!

Rio: Her perfume smelled tasty :3

Agatha: Kid, we need to talk.

Teen, sighing: Are you about to give me a lecture on consent and safe sex?

Agatha: Huh? How did you know?

Teen: I’m not stupid. Did you really think I didn’t notice that condoms mysteriously started appearing in the bathroom cabinets when I started bringing Eddie over?

Agatha: What makes you think the two things are related?! Those could have belonged to anyone in this household!

Teen: YOU’RE ALL LESBIANS, AGATHA! WHOSE WOULD THEY BE?!

Agatha, who’s incredibly drunk: Y’know what I love about women, Alice? Kissing��em. Loooooove it. My mom tried to beat it outta me, but she couldn’t. Still a girl kisser over here.

Alice, who’s also seriously drunk: Amen.

Agatha, wildly gesticulating: Smelling her perfume, grabbing her ass, feeling her grab MY ass…TITS…

Alice, nodding sagely: Good. All good.

Agatha: Winding your fingers through her hair, pulling her closer…

Alice: Losing me there.

Agatha: What, Jen isn’t into hair pulling?

Alice:

Agatha:

Alice:

Agatha: …I now recognize my mistake.

[pzyii]

On todays episode of little bloodpotions doodles

[ygbrico]

Although we all know they’re all girl kissers, except Billy, it would’ve been cool to get more than one canon sapphic ship in the show. Even if it didn’t last long. I’m still gonna ship it anyway.

[tremordusk]

Alice and Jen on their way out to a date

Agatha: Make sure to have her home back by nine, Jen

Jen: Fuck off, Agatha

Agatha: My wife’s doing that for me later

Alice: *horrified noises*

[introvertedexhuastedpigeon]

Part 6 of AAA IG AU

(Part 1) Alice's posts

(Part 2) Jen's posts

(Part 3) Billy's posts

(Part 4) Agatha's posts

(Part 5) Rio's Posts

when alice and jen moved back home the entire coven started hanging out again. my idea so far is that jen, alice, agatha and rio were friends in uni. jen and agatha were roommates and hated each other at first but eventually became friends. alice and jen had a on-off things for a few years before they figured their shit out and committed to each other. they've been married for about nine years so far. agatha and rio also had a on-off thing but it was very toxic because both of them have issues they havent dealt with very well. im thinking lilia was rio's student advisor or mentor or something and they kept in touch and became really good friends. sharon is agatha's neighbour in westview but somehow jen knew her before agatha moved to westview. jen introduced her to lilia and the two of them hit it off and became friends. so... yeah that explains the coven. hopefully.

[fallenfawnsworld]

Agatha: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Alice: Well Jen and I-

Jen: elbows Alice

Alice: ...wouldn't know

[w1dowz-w3b]

And if I told you that Agatha All Along gave me motivation to start writing again and that I have several fic ideas but no time because of school then what

[mari-thesapphic-lady]

If AAA is truly being renewed, this the best birthday gift I could ever get!!

[sylkiagathario]

AGATHA ALL ALONG WEEK

DAY ONE: HIGH SCHOOL AU - CHRISTMAS STAFF PARTY GOES CRAZY AT A WITCH'S ACADEMY

[diva-calderu]

Lilia x Alice x Jennifer

For @rowinablx

[polaris-likethestar]

agatha all along incorrect quotes pt 1

i did a thing :)

jen: i met this person on tinder and asked for their last name. they sent it to me and went “doing a little background check? you might find out im a murderer, just ignore that” with a kissy wink emoji. alright, so good sense of humour. 

jen: i looked them up, they were a murderer.

jen, singing: i don’t want a lot for christmas, there is just one thing I need— 

lilia: a family. 

agatha: a better love life. 

alice: mental stability. 

billy: *clueless* bagels?

lilia: petition to remove the 'd' from wednesday. 

alice: wednesay. 

lilia: not what i had in mind, but im flexible.

agatha: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, jen

jen: no

billy: i do! 

agatha: i know, billy.

billy: im sad. 

agatha: i know, billy.

billy: say no to drugs. 

rio: say yes to drugs. 

alice: it doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. if you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs.

agatha: who hurt you? 

billy: *snorting* what, do you want a list? 

agatha: ...yes, actually.

lilia: if you had to, what would you give up - food or sex? 

rio: sex. 

agatha: seriously, answer faster. 

rio: sorry honey, when they said sex i wasn’t thinking about sex with you. 

agatha: it’s like a giant hug. 

lilia: jen, what about you? What would you give up sex or food? 

jen: food.

lilia: okay, how about sex or dinosaurs? 

jen: oh my god it’s like the movie sophie’s choice. 

lilia: what about you alice? what would you give up sex or food? 

alice: oh... um... i don’t know, it’s too hard. 

alice: no, you gotta pick one. 

agatha: um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. ugh! i don’t know! i want both! i- i want hot people on bread!

alice: what’s your body count? 

agatha: do you mean sex or murder?

alice: sorry i’m late, i was doing things. 

jen: hi, im ‘things’.

alice: i sleep with a gun under my pillow. 

lilia: i sleep with a knife. 

rio: both of you are pathetic. 

lilia: oh yeah? what do you sleep with? 

rio: agatha