#bloodpotions

[fallenfawnsworld]

Alice: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn’t anyone around to help you? What if it’s congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Jen: …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

[ygbrico]

Record store owner/ collector Jen and a grieving Alice who finds one of the last in tact records of her mother’s music in Jen’s shop.

[pzyii]

On todays episode of little bloodpotions doodles

[magnusviana]

Teen: apparently me jokingly saying 'god everyone is gay here' became true.

Rio and Agatha:

Jen and Alice:

Teen: and then we have Lilia. She's doing her own thing. I think she has a wife at home.

[incredipuppy]

Witches love winning

[riovidalharkness]

So people have been really loving the idea of Alice and Jen together. Their ship name is Blood Potions, which I think is the cutest.

Wait, what? [Yeah, it's the best] I need to look at the internet more. This is amazing. Okay.

Obviously, Alice met an untimely demise, but if she hadn't, could you see a future between the two of them?

[hermslore]

AGATHA ALL ALONG TWEETS

[jackiespurnell]

agatha all along incorrect quotes pt 2

im still sad ab the finale so heres more :)

alice: if i fall…

jen; i’ll be there to catch you

lilia: *looks at jen* what if i fall?

jen; then i’ll fall with you too

rio: "watches these two interactions*

rio to agatha: and if i fall?

agatha: i’ll be the one who pushed you.

alice: why is agatha crying on the floor?

jen: she took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.

alice: and?

jen: she got rio.

alice: don't joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.

rio: you’re such a dumbass (affectionate).

agatha: aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary).

billy: how are you talking like that in real life?

agatha: witchcraft (derogatory).

jen: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. i’ll wait.

alice: you and me!

jen: "tearing up: ok.

agatha: live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! that’s what i always say!

lilia: you should say something else.

jen: what does “take out” mean?

alice: food.

billy: dating.

agatha: murder.

rio: it can be all three if you’re brave enough.

agatha: this bloodline ends with me.

rio: that's the fanciest way i've ever heard someone say "i'm gay".

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

More Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!

(except these ones mostly have no actual source and just came from my brain :) )

⚠️Warning for some mild sexual content and mentions of alcohol! ⚠️

Teen: So did dying and coming back ultimately make you less afraid of death?

Lilia, taking a long sip of her wine: No, but learning she sometimes calls Agatha ‘Mommy’ in bed did.

*the coven, doing some spring cleaning*

Jen, who is perfectly capable of lifting it herself: Alice, can you come move this for me?

Alice, wiping some sweat off her forehead: Sure, Jen.

Jen, watching her from across the room: Mmm. Delightful.

Agatha, whispering in her ear: Pervert.

Jen, casually watching television: I don’t understand why TV producers have to put those warnings at the beginning of the episode, telling people not to recreate what they see. I mean, this guy’s trying to parachute off his own roof so he can steal fruit from his neighbor’s yard. People aren’t really THAT stupid in real life, are they?

Alice (a former first responder), lounging in her lap with her eyes closed: Yes, they are.

Lilia, watching out the window as Teen and Agatha climb up to the roof: Yes, they are.

Agatha: Are you two seriously crying over a cartoon meant for preschoolers?

Alice, wiping her eyes: No.

Teen, rewinding their episode of Bluey: Yes.

Jen, stalking into the room: AGATHA!

Agatha, rolling her eyes: What the hell are you upset about NOW?

Jen: YOUR WIFE JUST BIT ME!

Agatha: Uh-huh. Sure.

Jen, brandishing her arm: LOOK.

Agatha, spitting out her drink: Wait, what the hell- Rio, you ACTUALLY bit her?!

Rio: Her perfume smelled tasty :3

Agatha: Kid, we need to talk.

Teen, sighing: Are you about to give me a lecture on consent and safe sex?

Agatha: Huh? How did you know?

Teen: I’m not stupid. Did you really think I didn’t notice that condoms mysteriously started appearing in the bathroom cabinets when I started bringing Eddie over?

Agatha: What makes you think the two things are related?! Those could have belonged to anyone in this household!

Teen: YOU’RE ALL LESBIANS, AGATHA! WHOSE WOULD THEY BE?!

Agatha, who’s incredibly drunk: Y’know what I love about women, Alice? Kissing’em. Loooooove it. My mom tried to beat it outta me, but she couldn’t. Still a girl kisser over here.

Alice, who’s also seriously drunk: Amen.

Agatha, wildly gesticulating: Smelling her perfume, grabbing her ass, feeling her grab MY ass…TITS…

Alice, nodding sagely: Good. All good.

Agatha: Winding your fingers through her hair, pulling her closer…

Alice: Losing me there.

Agatha: What, Jen isn’t into hair pulling?

Alice:

Agatha:

Alice:

Agatha: …I now recognize my mistake.

[tremordusk]

Alice and Jen on their way out to a date

Agatha: Make sure to have her home back by nine, Jen

Jen: Fuck off, Agatha

Agatha: My wife’s doing that for me later

Alice: *horrified noises*

[fallenfawnsworld]

Agatha: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Alice: Well Jen and I-

Jen: elbows Alice

Alice: ...wouldn't know

[ygbrico]

Although we all know they’re all girl kissers, except Billy, it would’ve been cool to get more than one canon sapphic ship in the show. Even if it didn’t last long. I’m still gonna ship it anyway.

[second-drawer-on-the-left]

ONE OF US ONE OF US

Ali Ahn weighs in on bloodpotions

[introvertedexhuastedpigeon]

Part 6 of AAA IG AU

(Part 1) Alice's posts

(Part 2) Jen's posts

(Part 3) Billy's posts

(Part 4) Agatha's posts

(Part 5) Rio's Posts

when alice and jen moved back home the entire coven started hanging out again. my idea so far is that jen, alice, agatha and rio were friends in uni. jen and agatha were roommates and hated each other at first but eventually became friends. alice and jen had a on-off things for a few years before they figured their shit out and committed to each other. they've been married for about nine years so far. agatha and rio also had a on-off thing but it was very toxic because both of them have issues they havent dealt with very well. im thinking lilia was rio's student advisor or mentor or something and they kept in touch and became really good friends. sharon is agatha's neighbour in westview but somehow jen knew her before agatha moved to westview. jen introduced her to lilia and the two of them hit it off and became friends. so... yeah that explains the coven. hopefully.

[thenaturalorderbaby]

Dumb coven-🎭

Lilia: girls! Please for the love of!!!!!!!

Rio:*innocently eating/chewing on a Rock* “what” garbled

Agatha:*pissed off because Rio won’t stop out listen to her and stop EATING A FUCKING ROCK!*

Teen/billy:*laughing his ass off*

Agatha:*growls*

Jennifer: This is somehow like the most normal thing that has happened in the past week 

Alice:*sitting on Jennifer’s lap* Why is she-actually I don’t want to know

Jennifer: you don’t and I don’t know why perky psycho is eating a rock

Lilia:*tired sigh* girls! Please!

…………: *she gets ingnored*

[i-hold-deaths-hand-in-mine]

bloodpotions: mean to other people, but soft with each other

agathario: mean to other people, and meaner to each other