#bloodpotions

[magnusviana]

Teen: apparently me jokingly saying 'god everyone is gay here' became true.

Rio and Agatha:

Jen and Alice:

Teen: and then we have Lilia. She's doing her own thing. I think she has a wife at home.

[hermslore]

AGATHA ALL ALONG TWEETS

[incredipuppy]

Witches love winning

[fallenfawnsworld]

Agatha: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Alice: Well Jen and I-

Jen: elbows Alice

Alice: ...wouldn't know

[jackiespurnell]

agatha all along incorrect quotes pt 2

im still sad ab the finale so heres more :)

alice: if i fall…

jen; i’ll be there to catch you

lilia: *looks at jen* what if i fall?

jen; then i’ll fall with you too

rio: "watches these two interactions*

rio to agatha: and if i fall?

agatha: i’ll be the one who pushed you.

alice: why is agatha crying on the floor?

jen: she took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.

alice: and?

jen: she got rio.

alice: don't joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.

rio: you’re such a dumbass (affectionate).

agatha: aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary).

billy: how are you talking like that in real life?

agatha: witchcraft (derogatory).

jen: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. i’ll wait.

alice: you and me!

jen: "tearing up: ok.

agatha: live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! that’s what i always say!

lilia: you should say something else.

jen: what does “take out” mean?

alice: food.

billy: dating.

agatha: murder.

rio: it can be all three if you’re brave enough.

agatha: this bloodline ends with me.

rio: that's the fanciest way i've ever heard someone say "i'm gay".

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

More Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!

(except these ones mostly have no actual source and just came from my brain :) )

⚠️Warning for some mild sexual content and mentions of alcohol! ⚠️

Teen: So did dying and coming back ultimately make you less afraid of death?

Lilia, taking a long sip of her wine: No, but learning she sometimes calls Agatha ‘Mommy’ in bed did.

*the coven, doing some spring cleaning*

Jen, who is perfectly capable of lifting it herself: Alice, can you come move this for me?

Alice, wiping some sweat off her forehead: Sure, Jen.

Jen, watching her from across the room: Mmm. Delightful.

Agatha, whispering in her ear: Pervert.

Jen, casually watching television: I don’t understand why TV producers have to put those warnings at the beginning of the episode, telling people not to recreate what they see. I mean, this guy’s trying to parachute off his own roof so he can steal fruit from his neighbor’s yard. People aren’t really THAT stupid in real life, are they?

Alice (a former first responder), lounging in her lap with her eyes closed: Yes, they are.

Lilia, watching out the window as Teen and Agatha climb up to the roof: Yes, they are.

Agatha: Are you two seriously crying over a cartoon meant for preschoolers?

Alice, wiping her eyes: No.

Teen, rewinding their episode of Bluey: Yes.

Jen, stalking into the room: AGATHA!

Agatha, rolling her eyes: What the hell are you upset about NOW?

Jen: YOUR WIFE JUST BIT ME!

Agatha: Uh-huh. Sure.

Jen, brandishing her arm: LOOK.

Agatha, spitting out her drink: Wait, what the hell- Rio, you ACTUALLY bit her?!

Rio: Her perfume smelled tasty :3

Agatha: Kid, we need to talk.

Teen, sighing: Are you about to give me a lecture on consent and safe sex?

Agatha: Huh? How did you know?

Teen: I’m not stupid. Did you really think I didn’t notice that condoms mysteriously started appearing in the bathroom cabinets when I started bringing Eddie over?

Agatha: What makes you think the two things are related?! Those could have belonged to anyone in this household!

Teen: YOU’RE ALL LESBIANS, AGATHA! WHOSE WOULD THEY BE?!

Agatha, who’s incredibly drunk: Y’know what I love about women, Alice? Kissing’em. Loooooove it. My mom tried to beat it outta me, but she couldn’t. Still a girl kisser over here.

Alice, who’s also seriously drunk: Amen.

Agatha, wildly gesticulating: Smelling her perfume, grabbing her ass, feeling her grab MY ass…TITS…

Alice, nodding sagely: Good. All good.

Agatha: Winding your fingers through her hair, pulling her closer…

Alice: Losing me there.

Agatha: What, Jen isn’t into hair pulling?

Alice:

Agatha:

Alice:

Agatha: …I now recognize my mistake.

[pzyii]

On todays episode of little bloodpotions doodles

[tremordusk]

Alice and Jen on their way out to a date

Agatha: Make sure to have her home back by nine, Jen

Jen: Fuck off, Agatha

Agatha: My wife’s doing that for me later

Alice: *horrified noises*

[ygbrico]

Although we all know they’re all girl kissers, except Billy, it would’ve been cool to get more than one canon sapphic ship in the show. Even if it didn’t last long. I’m still gonna ship it anyway.

[introvertedexhuastedpigeon]

Part 6 of AAA IG AU

(Part 1) Alice's posts

(Part 2) Jen's posts

(Part 3) Billy's posts

(Part 4) Agatha's posts

(Part 5) Rio's Posts

when alice and jen moved back home the entire coven started hanging out again. my idea so far is that jen, alice, agatha and rio were friends in uni. jen and agatha were roommates and hated each other at first but eventually became friends. alice and jen had a on-off things for a few years before they figured their shit out and committed to each other. they've been married for about nine years so far. agatha and rio also had a on-off thing but it was very toxic because both of them have issues they havent dealt with very well. im thinking lilia was rio's student advisor or mentor or something and they kept in touch and became really good friends. sharon is agatha's neighbour in westview but somehow jen knew her before agatha moved to westview. jen introduced her to lilia and the two of them hit it off and became friends. so... yeah that explains the coven. hopefully.

[jubshead]

𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐞-𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬

Parings: Lithario (Established Vidarkness x Lilia) | Bloodpotion (Alice x Jen)

Summary: Yule traditions aren’t always a rule... unless it's a green witch playing with mistletoe magic.

A/N: Big thanks to my beta @yourbasicqueerie for reviewing this!!

AU: There’s no road. The coven is drawn by destiny. In this universe Teen was adopted by Agatha a little before she and Rio had Nicholas (he’s around 4yo).

Content: Found family, domestic fluff, bickering, mistletoe magic, established relationships, comfort

Date: Dec 30, 2024

Comments are always welcome and if you don’t wish to be identified my inbox is open!

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The knife hits the wooden board and the chopping sound is loud on the otherwise silent kitchen. The apples are cut into small pieces before being dumped into the boiling water, the smell of roasted meat wafts through the house and the gray-haired witch sings a soft tune under her breath. 

The snow is piling up outside and the sun shines a lazy light through the window. In her stay at home robes, Lilia works on Yule dinner. Jen and Alice are out, buying presents. Agatha is begrudgingly in charge of the cookies and nowhere to be seen, avoiding her baking duty as much as she can while Rio is fixing last minute decorations, apparently the house needed more vines. 

“Agatha.” The divination witch calls out, drying her hands on the towel that adorns her waist. 

Surprisingly, the woman does appear, eyes dancing with malicious mischief and a smirk plastered on her face. 

Lilia narrows her eyes. “What’s with that face?”  

“Nothing.” She replies, smile widening. 

The older witch lets out a disbelieving hum. 

“I’m practically done here. I need you to start working on the ginger snaps.” 

“They are done.” She gasps fakely, raising her eyebrows and parading around the counter to grab a hidden metal tray. 

“When did you…?” Lilia mumbles, cutting herself off as she picks up a cookie and bites into it. 

The divination witch had given Agatha a written step-by-step recipe, there was no way she could get it wrong, and yet she did. The dough was dry and chewy, sticking to every surface of her mouth and leaving a rough feeling in her throat after she swallowed it. It was hard as rock. 

“This is awful.” She coughs out, still chewing on the lodged remains. 

“Rio and I made them.” 

“Clearly.” The older woman’s eyes widen and her face turns to the side, throwing the ruined dessert onto the flour-covered counter. 

Light footsteps are heard and a small head of brown hair runs behind the marble. Lilia bends down and opens her arms, knowing the boy's movements by heart. He throws himself at her and she stands up with him on her hip. 

“Mommy and I finished decorating, can you come see?” Nicky asks, playing with Lilia’s curls. 

➙ continue

[w1dowz-w3b]

And if I told you that Agatha All Along gave me motivation to start writing again and that I have several fic ideas but no time because of school then what

[mari-thesapphic-lady]

If AAA is truly being renewed, this the best birthday gift I could ever get!!

[fallenfawnsworld]

Alice: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one

Jen: Erm... it’s nice see your smile when you win!

Later

Alice: She's probably just staring at my ass, isn't she ?

Lilia: Yeah, probably

[jackiespurnell]

agatha all along incorrect quotes pt 1

i did a thing :)

jen: i met this person on tinder and asked for their last name. they sent it to me and went “doing a little background check? you might find out im a murderer, just ignore that” with a kissy wink emoji. alright, so good sense of humour. 

jen: i looked them up, they were a murderer.

jen, singing: i don’t want a lot for christmas, there is just one thing I need— 

lilia: a family. 

agatha: a better love life. 

alice: mental stability. 

billy: *clueless* bagels?

lilia: petition to remove the 'd' from wednesday. 

alice: wednesay. 

lilia: not what i had in mind, but im flexible.

agatha: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, jen

jen: no

billy: i do! 

agatha: i know, billy.

billy: im sad. 

agatha: i know, billy.

billy: say no to drugs. 

rio: say yes to drugs. 

alice: it doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. if you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs.

agatha: who hurt you? 

billy: *snorting* what, do you want a list? 

agatha: ...yes, actually.

lilia: if you had to, what would you give up - food or sex? 

rio: sex. 

agatha: seriously, answer faster. 

rio: sorry honey, when they said sex i wasn’t thinking about sex with you. 

agatha: it’s like a giant hug. 

lilia: jen, what about you? What would you give up sex or food? 

jen: food.

lilia: okay, how about sex or dinosaurs? 

jen: oh my god it’s like the movie sophie’s choice. 

lilia: what about you alice? what would you give up sex or food? 

alice: oh... um... i don’t know, it’s too hard. 

alice: no, you gotta pick one. 

agatha: um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. ugh! i don’t know! i want both! i- i want hot people on bread!

alice: what’s your body count? 

agatha: do you mean sex or murder?

alice: sorry i’m late, i was doing things. 

jen: hi, im ‘things’.

alice: i sleep with a gun under my pillow. 

lilia: i sleep with a knife. 

rio: both of you are pathetic. 

lilia: oh yeah? what do you sleep with? 

rio: agatha

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

(ONE) MORE AGATHA ALL ALONG INCORRECT QUOTE BECAUSE THIS ONE MADE ME SNORT SO HARD MY NOSE STARTED BLEEDING*

*just kidding my nose was bleeding because my dog punched me in the face.

Disclaimer: I don’t speak any of the languages below and used google translate/online dictionaries. Judge me now.

*the coven, all lounging around and relaxing in various positions*

Lilia, sitting bolt upright from a dead sleep and scaring the crap out of everyone: Persi li cigni-!

Agatha, nearly knocking Rio over: Quid INFERNUM-

Alice, falling off of Jen’s lap: 发生什么事了?

Rio, completely unfazed: ¿Por qué estamos gritando?

Teen, whispering to Jen: …do you have any idea what’s going on?

Jen, picking Alice up off the ground: I generally don’t.