#bloodpotions

[polaris-likethestar]

agatha all along incorrect quotes pt 2

im still sad ab the finale so heres more :)

alice: if i fall…

jen; i’ll be there to catch you

lilia: *looks at jen* what if i fall?

jen; then i’ll fall with you too

rio: "watches these two interactions*

rio to agatha: and if i fall?

agatha: i’ll be the one who pushed you.

alice: why is agatha crying on the floor?

jen: she took one of those 'what person are you?' quizzes.

alice: and?

jen: she got rio.

alice: don't joke about murder. i was murdered once and it offends me.

rio: you’re such a dumbass (affectionate).

agatha: aww, you’re such a whore (complimentary).

billy: how are you talking like that in real life?

agatha: witchcraft (derogatory).

jen: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. i’ll wait.

alice: you and me!

jen: "tearing up: ok.

agatha: live fast, die young, leave behind a pretty corpse! that’s what i always say!

lilia: you should say something else.

jen: what does “take out” mean?

alice: food.

billy: dating.

agatha: murder.

rio: it can be all three if you’re brave enough.

agatha: this bloodline ends with me.

rio: that's the fanciest way i've ever heard someone say "i'm gay".

[sapphicmarvel-bishop]

Teen: apparently me jokingly saying 'god everyone is gay here' became true.

Rio and Agatha:

Jen and Alice:

Teen: and then we have Lilia. She's doing her own thing. I think she has a wife at home.

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

More Agatha All Along Incorrect Quotes!

(except these ones mostly have no actual source and just came from my brain :) )

⚠️Warning for some mild sexual content and mentions of alcohol! ⚠️

Teen: So did dying and coming back ultimately make you less afraid of death?

Lilia, taking a long sip of her wine: No, but learning she sometimes calls Agatha ‘Mommy�� in bed did.

*the coven, doing some spring cleaning*

Jen, who is perfectly capable of lifting it herself: Alice, can you come move this for me?

Alice, wiping some sweat off her forehead: Sure, Jen.

Jen, watching her from across the room: Mmm. Delightful.

Agatha, whispering in her ear: Pervert.

Jen, casually watching television: I don’t understand why TV producers have to put those warnings at the beginning of the episode, telling people not to recreate what they see. I mean, this guy’s trying to parachute off his own roof so he can steal fruit from his neighbor’s yard. People aren’t really THAT stupid in real life, are they?

Alice (a former first responder), lounging in her lap with her eyes closed: Yes, they are.

Lilia, watching out the window as Teen and Agatha climb up to the roof: Yes, they are.

Agatha: Are you two seriously crying over a cartoon meant for preschoolers?

Alice, wiping her eyes: No.

Teen, rewinding their episode of Bluey: Yes.

Jen, stalking into the room: AGATHA!

Agatha, rolling her eyes: What the hell are you upset about NOW?

Jen: YOUR WIFE JUST BIT ME!

Agatha: Uh-huh. Sure.

Jen, brandishing her arm: LOOK.

Agatha, spitting out her drink: Wait, what the hell- Rio, you ACTUALLY bit her?!

Rio: Her perfume smelled tasty :3

Agatha: Kid, we need to talk.

Teen, sighing: Are you about to give me a lecture on consent and safe sex?

Agatha: Huh? How did you know?

Teen: I’m not stupid. Did you really think I didn’t notice that condoms mysteriously started appearing in the bathroom cabinets when I started bringing Eddie over?

Agatha: What makes you think the two things are related?! Those could have belonged to anyone in this household!

Teen: YOU’RE ALL LESBIANS, AGATHA! WHOSE WOULD THEY BE?!

Agatha, who’s incredibly drunk: Y’know what I love about women, Alice? Kissing’em. Loooooove it. My mom tried to beat it outta me, but she couldn’t. Still a girl kisser over here.

Alice, who’s also seriously drunk: Amen.

Agatha, wildly gesticulating: Smelling her perfume, grabbing her ass, feeling her grab MY ass…TITS…

Alice, nodding sagely: Good. All good.

Agatha: Winding your fingers through her hair, pulling her closer…

Alice: Losing me there.

Agatha: What, Jen isn’t into hair pulling?

Alice:

Agatha:

Alice:

Agatha: …I now recognize my mistake.

[pzyii]

On todays episode of little bloodpotions doodles

[hyperfixationsposting]

girlfriends of all time

[4thegays]

And if I say bloodpotions fear street au then what

[aubrey-plazaa]

send this to all your favourite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃

🧡🧡

[bloodandpotionsrp]

[EAT] with roo :3

“Hi! I noticed you look pretty busy but um… I bought an extra cake pop during lunch and I have no one to give it to, ahaha…”

“So… I was wondering if you’d want it? It’s good to stay well fed and hydrated while doing assignments, y’know?”

[from @lucidesunderstander]

Haru gently takes the cake pop and nods in gratitude. "Ah. The timing is impeccable. I appreciate this kind gesture. Please, do remind me to return the favor at a later date."

[polaris-likethestar]

agatha all along incorrect quotes pt 1

i did a thing :)

jen: i met this person on tinder and asked for their last name. they sent it to me and went “doing a little background check? you might find out im a murderer, just ignore that” with a kissy wink emoji. alright, so good sense of humour. 

jen: i looked them up, they were a murderer.

jen, singing: i don’t want a lot for christmas, there is just one thing I need— 

lilia: a family. 

agatha: a better love life. 

alice: mental stability. 

billy: *clueless* bagels?

lilia: petition to remove the 'd' from wednesday. 

alice: wednesay. 

lilia: not what i had in mind, but im flexible.

agatha: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, jen

jen: no

billy: i do! 

agatha: i know, billy.

billy: im sad. 

agatha: i know, billy.

billy: say no to drugs. 

rio: say yes to drugs. 

alice: it doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. if you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs.

agatha: who hurt you? 

billy: *snorting* what, do you want a list? 

agatha: ...yes, actually.

lilia: if you had to, what would you give up - food or sex? 

rio: sex. 

agatha: seriously, answer faster. 

rio: sorry honey, when they said sex i wasn’t thinking about sex with you. 

agatha: it’s like a giant hug. 

lilia: jen, what about you? What would you give up sex or food? 

jen: food.

lilia: okay, how about sex or dinosaurs? 

jen: oh my god it’s like the movie sophie’s choice. 

lilia: what about you alice? what would you give up sex or food? 

alice: oh... um... i don’t know, it’s too hard. 

alice: no, you gotta pick one. 

agatha: um, food... no, sex... no, food... sex... food. ugh! i don’t know! i want both! i- i want hot people on bread!

alice: what’s your body count? 

agatha: do you mean sex or murder?

alice: sorry i’m late, i was doing things. 

jen: hi, im ‘things’.

alice: i sleep with a gun under my pillow. 

lilia: i sleep with a knife. 

rio: both of you are pathetic. 

lilia: oh yeah? what do you sleep with? 

rio: agatha

[fourteenthofaugust]

send this to all your favourite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃

Thank youuuuuu 🎃

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

(ONE) MORE AGATHA ALL ALONG INCORRECT QUOTE BECAUSE THIS ONE MADE ME SNORT SO HARD MY NOSE STARTED BLEEDING*

*just kidding my nose was bleeding because my dog punched me in the face.

Disclaimer: I don’t speak any of the languages below and used google translate/online dictionaries. Judge me now.

*the coven, all lounging around and relaxing in various positions*

Lilia, sitting bolt upright from a dead sleep and scaring the crap out of everyone: Persi li cigni-!

Agatha, nearly knocking Rio over: Quid INFERNUM-

Alice, falling off of Jen’s lap: 发生什么事了?

Rio, completely unfazed: ¿Por qué estamos gritando?

Teen, whispering to Jen: …do you have any idea what’s going on?

Jen, picking Alice up off the ground: I generally don’t.

[pzyii]

The real lesbians of this show/nsrs

[hoe4hotchner]

send this to all your favourite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃

Thank you 😭💕 You're so sweet

[carriefisher]

send this to all your favourite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃

you're so kind, tysm 💖

[aubrey-plazaa]

(me @ aubrey plaza ☝️)

the aubrey plaza effect. like how can any human being be so hot and so pretty and shes also so sassy and i'm in love-

@aubrey-plazaa

[problemsynth]

omg! the masquerade breach zine! its finally here!

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