#Alice Wu gulliver x jennifer kale

[incredipuppy]

Witches love winning

[ygbrico]

Although we all know they’re all girl kissers, except Billy, it would’ve been cool to get more than one canon sapphic ship in the show. Even if it didn’t last long. I’m still gonna ship it anyway.

[azaleasallalong]

Fanfic Masterpost

Hit Me! (with your best shot)

cover by my favorite mutual @criticalbeauregard !!

Ongoing, AU set in 1989 in a Big City version of Westview | Agatha "The Witch Killer" Harkness was at the top of her boxing career in 1978, until the fateful night she faced a new rookie, Rio Vidal, who sent her career tumbling into a heap of medical bills and past due rent payments.

Now, ten years later, Agatha owns a shoddy boxing gym on the verge of bankruptcy with holes in the floors and flickering lights. Coincidentally, the papers say Rio "Lady Death" Vidal is looking for a new coach after her old one stole millions from her during the height of her own success.

Rating: Explicit

Wordcount: 100k (so far)

warnings: graphic depictions of violence, blood, boxing typical gore, somewhat period accurate homophobia but not quite, hate sex, toxic dynamics at first, slight displays of ptsd, loooots of cigarette smoking, evanora harkness

tags: butch!agatha, punk!alice, prettyboy!rio, wanda is alive and agatha's friend, jenxalice, jen in 80's power suits with high shoulder pads what more could you want, lilia and agatha are exes, agatha is a chainsmoker, eventual smut and LOTS of it, sexual tension,

Oh, Portofino:

[playlist for oh, portofino here]

Ongoing, set in canon, 1992. Portofino, Italy | Agatha has been trying to escape her tragic past for centuries, always coming back to the same coastal Italian town when she needs a reprieve from the chaos. What happens when that past shows up on her doorstep with big brown eyes and no memories of their time together? What happens when Agatha realizes she can have her love back?

basically just an excuse for Agatha and Rio to be happy together without the baggage of their past traumas. unfortunately because it's set between salem and the events of the show, it will end sadly. we must enjoy their happiness while it lasts.

Rating : Explicit

Word count: 69k+ published (writing about 3 chapters in advance)

tags: amnesia but make it magical, sexual tension, eventual smut, angst, hurt/comfort, switch!agatha, switch!rio, fluff, domestic agathario, rio works as a middle school science teacher, agatha harkness needs a hug

Something Nice:

3-shot, Married life AU where Agatha works for her mom's marketing firm and Rio owns a restaurant | Agatha was used to having the control. Rio gave it up willingly in every situation, happy to do whatever Agatha needed or wanted. Every once in a while though, when the weight of the world becomes too much, Rio knows when her wife needs her to take control. Tonight is one of those nights.

First chapter is fluff and hurt/comfort, Agatha arriving home to a home cooked meal. Last two chapters are very smutty. based on the interview where kathryn hahn said agatha likes to be babied

Rating: Explicit

Word Count: 7.5k (COMPLETE)

warnings: evanora harkness, mention of verbal/psychological abuse from her mother

tags: smut, fluff, hurt/comfort, vaginal fingering, cunnilingus, praise kink, soft smut, agatha harkness likes to be babied, light orgasm denial, dynamic shift, service top rio, bottom agatha, shower sex, tears, domestic agathario, agatha harkness needs a hug, au

Picture Perfect Christmas Morning:

Rio has watched too many Christmas movies with Alice and Tommy and has made it her mission to give Agatha the perfect Christmas morning.

Fluffy Christmas fix it fic that takes place 4 years after the events of the witches road and EVERY WITCH IN THE COVEN ON CHAOS LIVES. Doesn't go too far into detail about what happened, just celebrates Agatha's found family. Billy and Tommy are present, Jenn, Lilia and Alice have become a throuple over the last years. Tommy is younger because of those 3 years but uh... that's about it. Rio is chaotic Agatha is soft also matching pajamas!!

Rating: General, Teen

Word Count: 3.6k (COMPLETE)

Warnings: Slight mention of nicky, that's all

Tags: fluff, post cannon fix-it, christmas time, found family, rio can't cook to save a life, just all around happy fluffy sweet vibes

[jubshead]

𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐞-𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬

Parings: Lithario (Established Vidarkness x Lilia) | Bloodpotion (Alice x Jen)

Summary: Yule traditions aren’t always a rule... unless it's a green witch playing with mistletoe magic.

A/N: Big thanks to my beta @yourbasicqueerie for reviewing this!!

AU: There’s no road. The coven is drawn by destiny. In this universe Teen was adopted by Agatha a little before she and Rio had Nicholas (he’s around 4yo).

Content: Found family, domestic fluff, bickering, mistletoe magic, established relationships, comfort

Date: Dec 30, 2024

Comments are always welcome and if you don’t wish to be identified my inbox is open!

Masterlist | Taglist

Tag list: @live-laugh-love-lupone @amethyst-bitch @greek-freak101 @crescendoofstars @multixfan @im-a-carnivorous-plant @thoroughly--confused @kukikatt @aggieharkness @sunshine-makes-flowers-grow @diorrxckstar @liliastriangle @cowboykya @czl4t @daddyriovidal @maevaofendora @thecavalrywife @welmelsblog @nctxrejects @bravewithacapitalb @cupofsapphics @darkangelchronicles @confuseuniverse @yun4-st4rx

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The knife hits the wooden board and the chopping sound is loud on the otherwise silent kitchen. The apples are cut into small pieces before being dumped into the boiling water, the smell of roasted meat wafts through the house and the gray-haired witch sings a soft tune under her breath. 

The snow is piling up outside and the sun shines a lazy light through the window. In her stay at home robes, Lilia works on Yule dinner. Jen and Alice are out, buying presents. Agatha is begrudgingly in charge of the cookies and nowhere to be seen, avoiding her baking duty as much as she can while Rio is fixing last minute decorations, apparently the house needed more vines. 

“Agatha.” The divination witch calls out, drying her hands on the towel that adorns her waist. 

Surprisingly, the woman does appear, eyes dancing with malicious mischief and a smirk plastered on her face. 

Lilia narrows her eyes. “What’s with that face?”  

“Nothing.” She replies, smile widening. 

The older witch lets out a disbelieving hum. 

“I’m practically done here. I need you to start working on the ginger snaps.” 

“They are done.” She gasps fakely, raising her eyebrows and parading around the counter to grab a hidden metal tray. 

“When did you…?” Lilia mumbles, cutting herself off as she picks up a cookie and bites into it. 

The divination witch had given Agatha a written step-by-step recipe, there was no way she could get it wrong, and yet she did. The dough was dry and chewy, sticking to every surface of her mouth and leaving a rough feeling in her throat after she swallowed it. It was hard as rock. 

“This is awful.” She coughs out, still chewing on the lodged remains. 

“Rio and I made them.” 

“Clearly.” The older woman’s eyes widen and her face turns to the side, throwing the ruined dessert onto the flour-covered counter. 

Light footsteps are heard and a small head of brown hair runs behind the marble. Lilia bends down and opens her arms, knowing the boy's movements by heart. He throws himself at her and she stands up with him on her hip. 

“Mommy and I finished decorating, can you come see?” Nicky asks, playing with Lilia’s curls. 

➙ continue

[second-drawer-on-the-left]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/62109601/chapters/158859460

summary:

‘The road’ is a non-literal path a coven can take to lift their burdens. Problem is, Alice hasn’t had a coven since she (accidentally) killed her last one. With her family curse becoming more and more unbearable, Alice has no choice, seek a coven to lift her burden, or lose her mind.

(Un)Luckily for her, Agatha Harkness, shows up at her work with that very proposition. Form a coven of convenience, lift their burdens, and part ways. Can the five witches stop trying to backstab each other long enough to complete their goal? Or will they all become each other's victims?

writing another weird fic! Canon divergence, probably not MCU.

Alice-centered! love that gal, I'm focusing on her and re-writing what exactly her curse is. (squint and you'll see the turning red inspiration)

also a little coven corruption cause i think they should all get to be a little evil as a treat :3

[4thegays]

And if I say bloodpotions fear street au then what

[a-couple-of-notes]

And that's a wrap on burn and brew! I'm so thankful for everyone who kept up with this, especially since it's such a silly premise for a niche ship. I loved getting to talk with y'all in the comments. And though this marks the end of this fic, I'm not done writing for this show. (After all, we've got a new episode tonight!)

Context-free preview of this chapter: toothbrushes, phone calls, piano playing, and the cheesiest happy ending ever.

[yourbasicqueerie]

Sometimes a family is just a large group of hazards to society and 3 time tony award winner patti lupone.

[danzonho]

incorrect agatha all along comics (1)

[agathasstrap]

My favorite thing about the AAA fandom is that any time one of us talks about the coven, we always use the character names in the show UNLESS it's patti lupone or billy.

It's always some shit like "gay witches plus patti lupone and a twink"

Or, "sometimes your family is made up of witches with mommy issues, a gay adoptive son, and patti lupone"

[sapphosclosefriend]

This is the outfit of a lesbian who made so many women realize they were gay back then

[ygbrico]

In an alternate universe, Alice lived and the episode 8 intimacy coordinator is for them because her and Jen kiss.

Somehow people are still angry on Twitter because it wasn’t the main ship kissing. All is right with the world.

[azaleasallalong]

finished editing and chapter 18: Do You Trust Me? (Jen's POV) is out now !! [link here]

the way the only remotely applicable pic is sasheer holding bread instead of a bus pole 😭 comedian shit i fear also pls ignore the headphones shdjsb. anyway this chapter is saurrr long i had so much fun writing it pls enjoy !!

anyway i'm going to sleep bc i'm pooped 🧎🏻 hope you guys like it !!

[feminist-cult-following]

billy being the black heart lillia wrote down is so funny because it means agatha ate that fucking paper for nothing 😭 what a lesbian situationship does to a mf

[second-drawer-on-the-left]

finally finished that one bloodpotions fic I talked about a month ago. BeautyGuru!Jen and DoorDashDriver!Alice

maybe a chapter 2 in the future? idk :3

[lacy-oh-lacy]

I could take every witch in the MCU (not in a fight)