“ I place the carcass of a bird at your feet. i love you, but not in a way you understand."she/her💥i know the blogs a mess, get ready to scroll
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hear me out and its Patti lupone
#Mama that ain’t a hear me out that boombox was already playing and in full volume#diva that’s THE mother#ppl have been thirsting for that singing diva since the 70`#i get u tho#ughhhhhhhhh#patti lupone#patti ily hear my cries#your basic queerie#lilia calderu
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patti smith throwing sandwiches at a journalist after he criticized her lengthy songs
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answer. my. asks.
i will 😔😔😔😔 ….eventually
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HAAATEEE spam accounts
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To all of the beautiful dykes writing Lillia fanfiction:
Get on that bed.
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i’ve been told that if you fear smth you atract it so “AAAAAGGHHHHH IM SO SCARED OF PATTI LUPONE WEARIGN ANOTHER DRESS WITH A BIG ASS CUT IN THE MIDDLE TO SHOW OFF HER TITTIES AND OF HER DOING A THIRST TWEET READING VIDEO AAAAAHHHH MY WORSE NIGHTMARE”
My biggest fear in life is that somehow they get patti lupone to do a thirst tweet reading video and she sees all the crazy shit we‘ve said abt her
#pspspsps patti lupone#come over and sing for me baby#im extra crazy for her today#yall are gonna have to endure me and my crazy shit#patti lupone#your basic queerie
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#the gays are at it again#your basic queerie#agatha all along#lilia calderu#patti lupone#agatha harkness#agatha x rio#rio vidal#agatha harkness x lilia calderu
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Agatha, sweating, hiding inside the closet
Lilia, just outside it: You can’t hide in there forever
Agatha: No one is in here
Lilia: Bitch please, I was in the closet longer than you were alive.
Lilia: Come out now.
Rio, on the bed butt naked, dazed: mommy I’m seeing stars—
Agatha, finally coming out of the closet: I will not bend like my wife!
Lilia: Your wife is foldable *slaps Agatha’s ass* Now go on, you are only delaying the inevitable.
Agatha: I thought the inevitable was death coming for us all
Rio: *giggles* Anything. For. You.
Agatha: Way to go Lilia, you blew her brain to bits
Lilia, bending Agatha down on the bed: You should see yourself in a few minutes—
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Do y’all also feel like knawing your heart out of your chest with your fingernails only and then beating it into acting and feeling correctly or is that just me?
#your basic queerie#The beating part is inspired by my mother and her slipper when I was a kid#You know what they say#like mother like child
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@/girlglimmer (x) // @/christmas-winter (x) // fireflies - suzanne siegel // “orange and blue” - sarah jarosz // beautiful night - momcilo simic // christmas eve - julia andreevna petrova // @/hunting-brother (x) // @/bluecapsicum (x) // suzanne siegel
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hell is a teenage girl
bunny shaped bread slice
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have my fellow patti lupone lesbians found out about her singing "I never do anything twice" with her riding crop yet? if not, pls go watch it here (from 2002) or here (from 2023), you guys need to see it
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