#lilia calderu x agatha harkness x rio vidal

[five-milfs-and-a-twink]

Rio: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Agatha speed-run the five stages of grief as she realises that she still wants to fuck me.

[diva-calderu]

Lithario Valentine's Day

Tags: @jubshead

[jubshead]

𝐒𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐞-𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬

Parings: Lithario (Established Vidarkness x Lilia) | Bloodpotion (Alice x Jen)

Summary: Yule traditions aren’t always a rule... unless it's a green witch playing with mistletoe magic.

A/N: Big thanks to my beta @yourbasicqueerie for reviewing this!!

AU: There’s no road. The coven is drawn by destiny. In this universe Teen was adopted by Agatha a little before she and Rio had Nicholas (he’s around 4yo).

Content: Found family, domestic fluff, bickering, mistletoe magic, established relationships, comfort

Date: Dec 30, 2024

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The knife hits the wooden board and the chopping sound is loud on the otherwise silent kitchen. The apples are cut into small pieces before being dumped into the boiling water, the smell of roasted meat wafts through the house and the gray-haired witch sings a soft tune under her breath. 

The snow is piling up outside and the sun shines a lazy light through the window. In her stay at home robes, Lilia works on Yule dinner. Jen and Alice are out, buying presents. Agatha is begrudgingly in charge of the cookies and nowhere to be seen, avoiding her baking duty as much as she can while Rio is fixing last minute decorations, apparently the house needed more vines. 

“Agatha.” The divination witch calls out, drying her hands on the towel that adorns her waist. 

Surprisingly, the woman does appear, eyes dancing with malicious mischief and a smirk plastered on her face. 

Lilia narrows her eyes. “What’s with that face?”  

“Nothing.” She replies, smile widening. 

The older witch lets out a disbelieving hum. 

“I’m practically done here. I need you to start working on the ginger snaps.” 

“They are done.” She gasps fakely, raising her eyebrows and parading around the counter to grab a hidden metal tray. 

“When did you…?” Lilia mumbles, cutting herself off as she picks up a cookie and bites into it. 

The divination witch had given Agatha a written step-by-step recipe, there was no way she could get it wrong, and yet she did. The dough was dry and chewy, sticking to every surface of her mouth and leaving a rough feeling in her throat after she swallowed it. It was hard as rock. 

“This is awful.” She coughs out, still chewing on the lodged remains. 

“Rio and I made them.” 

“Clearly.” The older woman’s eyes widen and her face turns to the side, throwing the ruined dessert onto the flour-covered counter. 

Light footsteps are heard and a small head of brown hair runs behind the marble. Lilia bends down and opens her arms, knowing the boy's movements by heart. He throws himself at her and she stands up with him on her hip. 

“Mommy and I finished decorating, can you come see?” Nicky asks, playing with Lilia’s curls. 

➙ continue

[livingfandomly]

Shocking that when you focus on quality and give the story to actual writers they can successfully cement a character, give you her entire backstory, make you fall in love with her and make you cry when they kill her off, all in a span of 30mins.

[danzonho]

incorrect agatha all along comics (2)

[yourbasicqueerie]

Sometimes a family is just a large group of hazards to society and 3 time tony award winner patti lupone.

[agathasstrap]

My favorite thing about the AAA fandom is that any time one of us talks about the coven, we always use the character names in the show UNLESS it's patti lupone or billy.

It's always some shit like "gay witches plus patti lupone and a twink"

Or, "sometimes your family is made up of witches with mommy issues, a gay adoptive son, and patti lupone"

[lacy-oh-lacy]

I could take every witch in the MCU (not in a fight)

[auntyokula]

Halloween season is over but i am still here 🎃

[florida3exclamationpoints]

Agatha All Along + text posts pt 4/?

[grilledcheeseandguavajelly]

The lovers and their roommate ✨

[born-in-neverland03]

Can we please focus on Lilia? Because she was just like all of us while we're watching it.

I love how Lilia was so deep into that scene. Like she literally snapped out of it. She looks like she expected something else to happen and I can totally understand that. Because me too girl, me too (*cough cough taking the flower cough*).

[tremordusk]

Billy: You all should really address your issues

Alice: I recognize I have mommy issues

Billy: that’s good

Alice: And that Agatha does as well

Agatha: I do not

Lilia: we can all clearly see it

Rio: you all are cowards * points at Alice and Agatha* you have mommy issues

Rio, pointing at Billy: Soon to be mommy issues and you’re a cheater—

Rio, points at Jen: Self criticism

Rio, pointing at Lilia: And you act like I don’t exist-

Lilia: Fuck you

Rio: Fuck me yourself coward

Jen: Rio you clearly have issues if you have no filter and fuck Agatha Harkness

Rio, wide mouth, not knowing what to say: I am the natural order of all things, how dare you question me

Lilia, muttering: I question why the natural order seems to bend for Agatha—

Agatha, slapping Rio’s ass as she passes by her: What can I say? Mother Nature likes it rough~

[jubshead]

So we’re in agreement that this is canon… right?

[miss-carter]

AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.04 - If I Can't Reach You Let My Song Teach You 1.07 - Death's Hand In Mine

[uhhhh-em-draws-stuff]

Wdym only 3 of them survived and they don’t still talk??? ☹️☹️☹️☹️

Anyways coven sleepover!