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Ralph Ellison, “Invisible Man.”

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being a lesbian on tumblr is funny because I get to see the same 4 posts reblogged all day because we all fucking follow each other

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I ship you with that yellow train you’re obsessed with 👌🏼

OH HELL NO YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW—

There are only three people in this world that know about this, and two of them KNOW HER NAME, so the AUDACITY to come into MY inbox ON ANON— 🙈🫠🫠

Please god why would you call me out like this I have not made one post about her I have been so good 🙈🙈

Okay, being practical— Greaseball definitely isn’t the type of woman I’m usually attracted to, so this crush was a surprise to everyone. But I also think I’m a lot like Dinah so CAN YOU BLAME ME?!!?! I mean:

COME ON. LOOK AT HER 😫🥵🫠🫠

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for the sleepover Saturday thing- is it cringe to say that I ship you with agatha 🫣 magical lady with hot younger magical lady, except you’re so polite and sweet and I think it would counter her brashness, and the fact that you’re like a little angel who is secretly the horniest thing in the world just meshes with her horny devil vibes you know?

Okay wow I’ve never been so flattered and so called out in one ask before 🙈👏🏼

I said in the last ask I answered that I wanted earthy and airy to be my aesthetic, but actually I think “hot younger magical lady” is my dream aesthetic now 🙈✨

I am not the “horniest thing in the world” how DARE YOU 😂😤🫣🙈

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sleepover Saturday: I don’t know why but I ship you with Elsa? You seem so earthy and airy and I feel like it works with her ice magic

Oh?? My goodness?? This is such a compliment??? Thank you, anon 🙈🫶🏼

I can’t believe you think I seem earthy and airy?? That’s like my dream aesthetic 🌿☁️✨ and Elsa is one of my favorite characters so. Yeah. This is a really huge compliment 🙈🙈

I do feel like this might actually be perfect, though?? I feel like she’d find my constant jabbering endearing instead of annoying, and I have really cold hands and feet, but since, you know, it wouldn’t be a problem?? And I’ve also been told on multiple occasions that I give really good hugs, so 🙈🙈

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saturday sleepover - food or sex?

Sex. SEX. If it’s good sex, I would gladly starve. Unless maybe it’s waffles 🫣🙈

Can I have sex and waffles?? And Mac n cheese??

(It’s 3am and I’m starving leave me alone 🙈🙈)

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fuck marry kill: regina mills, agatha harkness, billie dean howard

See, now this “fuck, marry, kill” is nearly impossible 😫🙈 WHY— *deep breath* okay, here we go:

Fuck Agatha, marry Regina, kill Billie Dean. NO I CANT— I can’t. PLEASE. Can I just kiss her instead. Or maybe just— oh god 🙈🙈

OH WAIT!!!

Okay. Okay. Hear me out: if I fucked Regina and married Billie and killed Agatha… could Billie then potentially summon/talk to ghost!agatha and we could have lots of sexy ghost sex?? Would that work?? Or would Billie actually slap me across the face for even suggesting it?? I don’t know, I feel like between Billie’s power and Regina’s magic AND Agatha’s magic, if I killed her, we might still have a solid chance of resurrecting her. Okay, yeah. That’s my answer 🙈

Fuck Regina, marry Billie, kill Agatha (and then bring her back)

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For the sleepover asks, fuck marry kill but it’s the primary colours ✨

Oh fuck yes this is the EASIEST “fuck, marry, kill” I’ve ever had to answer yes yes yes

Fuck yellow, marry blue, kill red.

No question. No hesitation.

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sleepover saturday: who is one person you'd like to get to know better?

Hi anon!! Thank you for the ask 🙈🫶🏼✨

There are so many people!! Agh— I genuinely love learning about people and listening to their stories and just getting to know them, so can I say everyone?? Is that a cop out?? I DONT KNOW I CANT CHOOSE 😫🙈

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Whore! Get on here and start screaming!!! I need more people to talk about this image specifically with!!!

FOR FUCK’S SAKE— I put my phone down for five seconds and she does THAT—

It’s bad enough that the outfit itself had me on the floor, but the lip bite?? GOODBYE— I can’t— I just— HNNNNNGH 😫🥵🫠

(Is it bad that I’m absolutely obsessed with the way she has the little hair wispies around her face sometimes because my GOD)

Also, for the record, “WHORE!” is indeed the proper way to address and summon me 👏🏼👏🏼

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Let's do Sleepover Saturday!

So send me asks about:

fuck, marry, kill

ask my top 3 of anything

make me choose between two things

send me celebrities for hot or not

would I ship _______ with _______ ? 

headcanons

who you ship me with

tell me stories about you or your day

ask me for advice

ask me questions about things you want to know

literally whatever you want!

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But every mile I go, with every bend, beyond the end, your mother loves you so.

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Marvel Studios: Assembled 1.01 | The Making of WandaVision

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i can't shut up about them fr

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AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.02 Circle Sewn with Fate / Unlock Thy Hidden Gate

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she’s a 10… but she just needs you to be patient with her because she's never been loved properly.