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>:3 how we doin tonight?

I'll fix the banner eventually but please i need more people with huge brains

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"WE LOVE YOU JENNIFER KALE" we all chant in unison

Literally her song, like gtf away from me if u disagree, cuz that is Madam Princess Kale and idgaf if u hate her, she's literally just a girl. <3

Did y'all enjoy the lil Bloodpotions sneak?

Scp: JuanEditz on Insta

Song: F.E.M.M.E by Molly Grace

Dt list: @laylass

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i wish the best for my blorbo, but i also need that guy bruised, battered, bloody, and absolutely miserable. for his sake.

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*Jen looking sternly at Alice, Agatha, and Rio*

Jen: you guys look like shit. When was the last time you ate a fucking vegetable?

*Alice and Agatha grinning like hyenas*

Jennifer Kale: if either of your next sentences have anything to do with me I'll poison you both in your sleep

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"No, no, no, I thought we sounded great." - Sharon, the witch mediator.

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this isn't gonna make any sense to those who haven't read my fic here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62109601/chapters/158859460

but here's my blorbo Alice (Turning Red inspired AU)

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And if I said that Jen deprived herself of intimacy as well after being bound because she was too afraid to give her all to anyone in any capacity. She endured a lot of lonely nights secretly craving touch and closeness, her stomach tightening at the thought, making her sick.

Bonding with the coven helped bring her closer to reaccepting intimacy back into her life, except only three of them, as she knows of, only make it out. She has to restart her journey. Loving herself, accepting her faults and cleaning up her mistakes. She must bring herself to completion without that dirty, guilty feeling that she would get for decades.

She would go on dates that ended up with her going home alone, often times never seeing the person again. When she’s truly ready? She’ll buy nice things, make sure she’s extra presentable. The person will have been worth the wait. They won’t know how special they are, but Jennifer will. Maybe she sticks with the and a relationship blossom or maybe she never sees the lucky person never again, slowly chipping away the walls forged by self hatred.

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hit some big milestones today >:3

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i think i should be allowed to have genderqueer!Alice (she/him/they) as a little treat. I think Jen should be allowed to come up with non-gendered terms of endearment for Alice, (my moon, my light, etc) in this essay i will

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/62109601/chapters/158859460

summary:

‘The road’ is a non-literal path a coven can take to lift their burdens. Problem is, Alice hasn’t had a coven since she (accidentally) killed her last one. With her family curse becoming more and more unbearable, Alice has no choice, seek a coven to lift her burden, or lose her mind.

(Un)Luckily for her, Agatha Harkness, shows up at her work with that very proposition. Form a coven of convenience, lift their burdens, and part ways. Can the five witches stop trying to backstab each other long enough to complete their goal? Or will they all become each other's victims?

writing another weird fic! Canon divergence, probably not MCU.

Alice-centered! love that gal, I'm focusing on her and re-writing what exactly her curse is. (squint and you'll see the turning red inspiration)

also a little coven corruption cause i think they should all get to be a little evil as a treat :3

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/62109601/chapters/158859460

finally started writing this! it's another weird retelling sorry guys but I prommy it'll get cool

mostly gonna be jen x alice :3 but the whole coven is horny for eachother

actually i think Agatha making her coven worse people is the best outcome. bonus points if they're all actually toeing the line of morally grey and good when she recruits them. i think they're all killers and they hate themselves for it until they meet Agatha who's a killer and loves herself for it. thinking about alice's curse causing a spell to backfire. she's standing there covered in her coven's blood, absolutely shell shocked over the fact that she's 'a protection witch, she was supposed to protect them, not tear them apart.' thinking about jen selling snake oil to people who are sick, knowing it'll only aid their passing and there's not much more she can (or care) to do to help. thinking about lilia looking into peoples eyes and telling them exactly how they will die knowing there's nothing they can do about it. if we get a season 2 i hope agatha drags the coven down to her level, i hope they all descend down the spiral staircase of grey morality right into villainy. i need her to make them worse

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Alice Wu Headcannons from your local washed-up burnt-out wasian

she's born in the year of the tiger

she got that awful bowl cut every asian child is subjected to but on purpose as an adult and kept it until it grew out into her wolfcut

she had her mom's cover of the ballad on her main playlist but always skipped it after the first few notes

has definitely killed someone on accident due to her curse

doesn't like mooncakes

her mandarin is shit because she refused to speak it after her mom died

she always wanted to ride a hexenbesen but never had anyone to complete the spell with

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please do not ask me to elaborate but these are the same characters 2 me

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writing girlfailure burnout doordash driver!alice x girlboss barely hanging-in-there!jen for me and me only

as a (half) asian who disappoints her mom daily i need gross boxer-clad alice right NOW

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AAA Incorrect quote

Agatha after the coven fails to open the road: You all wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid

Jen: Is that why you always look like an idiot around me?

everyone: *stunned silence*

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go for it, Alice! based on the go for it, Nakamura! cover :3

i actually love them so dearly. i suck so bad at likenesses so please ignore the dot eyes LMAO

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actually criminal lack of bloodpotions fics so I've written one :3 be the change you want to see in the world or whatever

definitley gonna be writing a modern AU with the 'there was only one bed' trope too