#incorrect agathario

[sapphoscister]

Agatha All Along Textposts

[thebestfuckingshit]

[tremordusk]

Lília cannot bake to save her life. She cooks a MEAN coucous alla trapanese though

Alice, laying her head on the counter: ugh

Jen: You good?

Alice, groans: my stomachhh

Jen: What happened?

Rio, also laying nearby: Lilia poisoned us with her baking

Jen: Lilia bakes?

Agatha, head in the trash can: We all thought—

Lilia, walking into the kitchen: Goddess it wasn’t that bad

Rio: Then why did the cookie crumble?

Agatha: my love that’s normal. What’s not was those cookies were bubbling

Lilia: They just came out of the oven, Agatha!

Jen: it doesn’t sound that bad.

Lilia, showing Jen leftover cookies: See look at them

Jen: Looks like a perfectly normal cookie.

Agatha: Eat the cookie, Jen

Rio: Come join us on the toilet—

Jen, whispering to Lilia: I respect you truly, but what did you put in those cookies?

Lilia, whispering back: I put a little bit of laxatives among other things.

Jen, concerned: Why?!

Lilia: Agatha dissed my couscous alla trapanese✨

[marvelsgirl616]

💜 x 💚

[klinefelterrible]

Rio: I WILL FUCK YOU UP

Agatha: oh, really?

Rio: yes, really.

Agatha: boo-hoo!

Rio: *tries to kill her*

Agatha: yeah whatever

[rhfffas]

agatha: i heard ppl are shipping us

rio: i know. i started it

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Agatha coming out of Wanda's spell:

Agatha: Mark the day, Rio. May 18th at 4:00 p.m.

Rio: Oh, honey. We're well into October.

Agatha: Really??

[dsmsix]

incorrect quotes

[yoitsmano]

Rio: I'm going to get some chocolate milk...

Agatha: Aren't you lactose intolerant?

Rio: Who told you that?

*Later*

Rio: *absolutely dying because she is in fact lactose intolerant*

Agatha: *tends to her wife’s upset tummy*

[caseynovaksecretgf]

Mommy issues

[sapphoscister]

More of these cuz they’re too fun <3

+ Bonus Wandavision textpost

[totally-correct-fandoms]

[tremordusk]

Heads up I’m planning to publish incorrect quotes on Thursdays, Fridays and Mondays

[marvelsgirl616]

[born-in-neverland03]

Rio: I will torture you.

Agatha: Ooh, kinky.

Rio: I think you're sweet

Agatha: Wait...

Rio: And beautiful.

Agatha: What are you doing?

Rio: You deserved to be loved.

Agatha, panicking: Stop it!

Rio: Your feelings are valid.

Agatha: I need a safeword!

[five-milfs-and-a-twink]

Agatha: I’m having a baby Billy: That’s good for y- Agatha, slamming down adoption papers and pen: It’s you, sign here