#incorrect agathario

[thebestfuckingshit]

[rhfffas]

agatha: i heard ppl are shipping us

rio: i know. i started it

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Agatha coming out of Wanda's spell:

Agatha: Mark the day, Rio. May 18th at 4:00 p.m.

Rio: Oh, honey. We're well into October.

Agatha: Really??

[dsmsix]

incorrect quotes

[yoitsmano]

Rio: I'm going to get some chocolate milk...

Agatha: Aren't you lactose intolerant?

Rio: Who told you that?

*Later*

Rio: *absolutely dying because she is in fact lactose intolerant*

Agatha: *tends to her wife’s upset tummy*

[tremordusk]

Billy: So if you were the mother…who was Nicky’s Dad?

Agatha: He didn’t have one. I made him myself, similar to how your mother made you.

Billy: Oh…with magic?

Agatha: Yes

Rio: Actually I’m Nicky’s Father

Agatha: No you’re not

Rio: I was there

Billy: How?

Agatha: DON’T—

Rio: WHEN AGATHA AND I REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER—

[marvelsgirl616]

[caseynovaksecretgf]

Mommy issues

[totally-correct-fandoms]

[flem17ng]

Just disfunctional coven things

[skittlebits]

Shortly after Thanos snapped (probably)

Thanos: I killed half the universe as a gift for you, my love.

Rio: Um, you snapped them out of existence. There’s nothing for me to reap.

Thanos: I-

Rio: -didn’t think it through? Yeah, figured. Maybe try smaller scale next time. For example, Agatha sunk the Titanic and torched a zeppelin for me a while back. Lots of bodies. It was really sweet.

Thanos: *mutters* Fucking Agatha Harkness.

Rio: Well, obviously.

[rexasaurus1]

I have no excuses for making this one.

[idkimboredrnsodoomscroll]

Jac Shaffer: ok guys we are going to film you guys falling top speed straight down on a broom presumably to your deaths, please give me your best scream.

Everyone: *screams terrified*

Aubrey Plaza: *witch cackle*

Producer: Aubrey no it’s a-

Jac Shaffer: No, let her cook

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Agatha and Rio's vows:

"I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?"

[hermslore]

AGATHA ALL ALONG TWEETS

(part 5)

two more days till my lesbians come back to me guys

discord saw most of this first

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Nicholas: You’re supposed to pour the milk first!

Rio: No, you pour the cereal first to see how much milk you need!

Nicholas: It tastes better milk first!

Rio: It tastes the same!

Nicholas: Why are you wearing my mom’s pants?

Rio: Milk first it is.