#incorrect agathario

[thebestfuckingshit]

[marvelsgirl616]

💜 x 💚

[klinefelterrible]

Rio: I WILL FUCK YOU UP

Agatha: oh, really?

Rio: yes, really.

Agatha: boo-hoo!

Rio: *tries to kill her*

Agatha: yeah whatever

[rhfffas]

agatha: i heard ppl are shipping us

rio: i know. i started it

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Agatha coming out of Wanda's spell:

Agatha: Mark the day, Rio. May 18th at 4:00 p.m.

Rio: Oh, honey. We're well into October.

Agatha: Really??

[dsmsix]

incorrect quotes

[yoitsmano]

Rio: I'm going to get some chocolate milk...

Agatha: Aren't you lactose intolerant?

Rio: Who told you that?

*Later*

Rio: *absolutely dying because she is in fact lactose intolerant*

Agatha: *tends to her wife’s upset tummy*

[tremordusk]

Alice: I miss my mom

Rio: I was a mom once

Alice: you were?

Rio: *nods* well more like a father…

Alice: how were you a father?

Rio: I topped Agatha once and suddenly we had a kid—

Alice: *chokes on her cup of tea*

[caseynovaksecretgf]

Mommy issues

[totally-correct-fandoms]

[five-milfs-and-a-twink]

Billy to his five moms: how do I get revenge on my enemies? Lilia: The best revenge is letting go and living your life to the fullest. Billy: ... Billy: okay so Agatha, how do I— Agatha: Brick.

[born-in-neverland03]

Agatha: What can I say, I like the Bad boys.

That mentioned bad boy aka Rio meanwhile: carries flowers around as gifts for her girlfriend, calls her m'lady, jumps along the witches road, plays with Agatha's hair to calm her down and hugs her when she's upset.

[marvelsgirl616]

[riovidalupdates]

teen: hey, do you think i could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

rio: you’re a hazard to society

agatha: and a coward. do twenty.

[skittlebits]

Shortly after Thanos snapped (probably)

Thanos: I killed half the universe as a gift for you, my love.

Rio: Um, you snapped them out of existence. There’s nothing for me to reap.

Thanos: I-

Rio: -didn’t think it through? Yeah, figured. Maybe try smaller scale next time. For example, Agatha sunk the Titanic and torched a zeppelin for me a while back. Lots of bodies. It was really sweet.

Thanos: *mutters* Fucking Agatha Harkness.

Rio: Well, obviously.

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Agatha and Rio's vows:

"I guess I kind of hate most things. But I never really seem to hate you. So I want to spend the rest of my life with you, is that cool?"