#incorrect agathario

[thenaturalorderbaby]

Dumb coven-🎭

Lilia: girls! Please for the love of!!!!!!!

Rio:*innocently eating/chewing on a Rock* “what” garbled

Agatha:*pissed off because Rio won’t stop out listen to her and stop EATING A FUCKING ROCK!*

Teen/billy:*laughing his ass off*

Agatha:*growls*

Jennifer: This is somehow like the most normal thing that has happened in the past week 

Alice:*sitting on Jennifer’s lap* Why is she-actually I don’t want to know

Jennifer: you don’t and I don’t know why perky psycho is eating a rock

Lilia:*tired sigh* girls! Please!

…………: *she gets ingnored*

[thebestfuckingshit]

[tremordusk]

Salem Seven appears

Agatha: Can’t anyone stay dead around here?

Rio, holding Señor Scratchy forward in front of her: Do it, I know you can beat them

Agatha: Rio get him away from here

Rio: My love, trust me. He’s more powerful than you know

Rio: Go on, unleash your realll power

Señor Scratchy: *nose twitch*

Salem Seven confused

Rio: That was ONLY 0.001% of his true powerrr

[sapphiccyanide]

*texting*

Vidal: where are you

Agnes: I left early

Agnes: sorry I couldn't stay any longer :(

Vidal: wtf where are you going

Agnes: I'm going home

Vidal: are you kidding me come back

Vidal: you're drunk

Agnes: dont worry I called an uber

Vidal: we drank at your place

Agnes: Oh

Agnes: where am I going

[riovidalharkness]

(insp)

[sapphicscister]

More of these cuz they’re too fun <3

+ Bonus Wandavision textpost

[marvelsgirl616]

💜 x 💚

[klinefelterrible]

Rio: I WILL FUCK YOU UP

Agatha: oh, really?

Rio: yes, really.

Agatha: boo-hoo!

Rio: *tries to kill her*

Agatha: yeah whatever

[rhfffas]

agatha: i heard ppl are shipping us

rio: i know. i started it

[incorrectmcuquotess]

Agatha coming out of Wanda's spell:

Agatha: Mark the day, Rio. May 18th at 4:00 p.m.

Rio: Oh, honey. We're well into October.

Agatha: Really??

[dsmsix]

incorrect quotes

[thenaturalorderbaby]

🪄💙 #1

Billy: MAMPA!(agatha) help! *giggling*

Rio:*chasing Billy with her tarantula* we’re going to GET YOU Abominación~

Agatha:*sitting on the couch laughing her ass off*

Tommy: *also chasing after Billy next to Rio with his tarantula* gonna get you!~

[yoitsmano]

Rio: I'm going to get some chocolate milk...

Agatha: Aren't you lactose intolerant?

Rio: Who told you that?

*Later*

Rio: *absolutely dying because she is in fact lactose intolerant*

Agatha: *tends to her wife’s upset tummy*

[tremordusk]

Lília cannot bake to save her life. She cooks a MEAN coucous alla trapanese though

Alice, laying her head on the counter: ugh

Jen: You good?

Alice, groans: my stomachhh

Jen: What happened?

Rio, also laying nearby: Lilia poisoned us with her baking

Jen: Lilia bakes?

Agatha, head in the trash can: We all thought—

Lilia, walking into the kitchen: Goddess it wasn’t that bad

Rio: Then why did the cookie crumble?

Agatha: my love that’s normal. What’s not was those cookies were bubbling

Lilia: They just came out of the oven, Agatha!

Jen: it doesn’t sound that bad.

Lilia, showing Jen leftover cookies: See look at them

Jen: Looks like a perfectly normal cookie.

Agatha: Eat the cookie, Jen

Rio: Come join us on the toilet—

Jen, whispering to Lilia: I respect you truly, but what did you put in those cookies?

Lilia, whispering back: I put a little bit of laxatives among other things.

Jen, concerned: Why?!

Lilia: Agatha dissed my couscous alla trapanese✨

[caseynovaksecretgf]

Mommy issues

[sapphicscister]

Agatha All Along Textposts