#ninety percent of the time the very sight of neil makes him want to commit murder

[orange-foxes]

one hundred and one, going on one hundred and two

[otdiaftg]

The King's Men - Chapter Fourteen

Day: Saturday, March 9th / 10th* Time: 3:48 PM EST

"So the attitude problem wasn't an act, at least," Andrew says. "I was going to tell you," Nathaniel says. "Stop lying to me." "I'm not lying. I would have told you last night, but they were in our locker room." "They who?" Browning asks. Nathaniel switches to German without missing a beat. He is pretty sure he earns a dirty look from Browning for that trick, but he won't take his eyes off Andrew to look. "Those weren't security guards that came for us. They were there for me, and they would have hurt all of you to get me out of there. I thought by keeping my mouth shut I could keep you safe." Nathaniel still has his hands up by Andrew's face, so he lightly taps a thumb against the bruise at Andrew's eye. "I didn't know they'd staged a riot." "What did I tell you about playing the martyr card?" Andrew asks. "You said no one wanted it," Nathaniel says. "You didn't tell me to stop." "It was implied." "I'm stupid, remember? I need things spelled out." "Shut up." "Am I at ninety-four yet?" "You are at one hundred," Andrew says. "What happened to your face?" Nathaniel swallows hard against a rush of nausea. "A dashboard lighter." He winces at the awful sound Nicky makes. The groan of a quickly- shifting mattress almost swallows up Aaron's ragged curse. Nathaniel looks back without thinking, needing to see who is on the move, and see's Aaron has rolled off the bed to go stand with Nicky. Turning means the others get a look at his burned cheek. Kevin recoils so hard he slams into the wall behind him. He claps a protective hand over his own tattoo and Nathaniel knows he is imagining Riko's reaction to this atrocity. This time it is Dan stopping Matt from getting up, her knuckles white against his dark shirt and her head turned away. Matt starts to fight free but settles for a hoarse, "Jesus, Neil. The fuck did they do to you?"

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[ninyard]

Andrew “Ninety percent of the time the very sight of you makes me want to commit murder” Minyard and Neil “What about the other ten?” Josten

Andrew “I think about carving the skin from your body and hanging it out as a warning to every other fool who thinks he can stand in my way” Minyard and Neil “Haha tell me more <3” Josten

Like are you kidding me?? They’re so in love it’s SICK.

Andrew “Better Luck Next Time” Minyard and Neil “Fuck You” Josten for better or worse in sickness and in health etcetc

They’re made for each other. They just understand one another so perfectly it hurts. Andrew could tell Neil he wants to throw him off a cliff onto jagged rocks 1000 feet below and Neil just KNOWS that he means “I love you and I can’t live without you.”

[neilmfjosten]

aftg quotes that make me go absolutely feral

“You were supposed to be a side effect of the drugs.” “I’m not a hallucination,” Neil said, nonplussed. “You are a pipe dream,” Andrew said.”

Thank you," he finally said. He couldn't say he meant thanks for all of it: the keys, the trust, the honesty and the kisses. Hopefully Andrew would figure it out eventually. "You were amazing.”

“Who said 'please' that made you hate the word so much?"Andrew gazed at him in silence for a minute. "I did.”

This,” Neil flicked his finger to indicate the two of them, “isn’t worthless.” “There is no ‘this’. This is nothing.” “And I am nothing,” Neil prompted. When Andrew gestured confirmation, Neil said, “And as you’ve always said, you want nothing.”

“I didn't think I was a personal problem. You hate me, remember?" "Every inch of you," Andrew said. "That doesn't mean I wouldn't blow you." The world tilted a little bit sideways. Neil dug his shoes harder into the floor so he wouldn't fall over. "You like me." "I hate you," Andrew corrected him, but Neil barely heard him.”

“Andrew kissed him like this was a fight with their lives on the line, like his world stopped and started with Neil’s mouth.”

“You know, I get it. Being raised as a superstar must be really, really difficult for you. Always a commodity, never a human being, not a single person in your family thinking you’re worth a damn off the court— yeah, sounds rough. Kevin and I talk about your intricate and endless daddy issues all the time. I know it’s not entirely your fault that you are mentally unbalanced and infected with these delusions of grandeur, and I know you’re physically incapable of holding a decent conversation with anyone like every other normal human being can, but I don’t think any of us should have to put up with this much of your bullshit. Pity only gets you so many concessions, and you used yours up about six insults ago. So please, please, just shut the fuck up and leave us alone.”

“Yes or no?" "It's always yes with you." "Except when it's no." "If you have to keep asking because—I'll answer it as many times as you ask. But this is always going to be yes.”

“Better luck next time, Neil," he said. "I warned you once already, didn't I? I don't feel anything." “Anymore," Neil said, barely a whisper.”

“Ninety percent of the time the very sight of you makes me want to commit murder. I think about carving the skin from your body and hanging it out as a warning to every other fool who thinks he can stand in my way." “What about the other ten?”

“If it means losing you, then no.”

“Truth is irrefutable and untainted by bias. Sunrise, Abram, death: these are truths.”

“Don't look at me like that. I am not your answer, and you sure as fuck aren’t mine.”

“Andrew flicked his pack of cigarettes at Neil. "Give me one good reason to not push you off the side." Neil shook a stick out and lit it. "I'd drag you with me. It's a long way down.”

“Let Riko be King," Kevin said, with the exaggerated enunciation of the thoroughly sloshed. "Most coveted, most protected. He'll sacrifice every piece he has to protect his throne. Whatever. Me?" Kevin gestured again, meaning to indicate himself but too drunk to get his hand higher than his waist. "I'm going to be the deadliest piece on the board."

“It's always been 'go'. It's always been 'lie' and 'hide' and 'disappear'. I've never belonged anywhere or had the right to call anything my own. But Coach gave me keys to the court, and you told me to stay. You gave me a key and called it home.”

“"No, but really," Nicky said, looking wide-eyed at Neil. "What happened?" "Neil hit Riko," Matt said. "It was beautiful.”

“Kevin was silent for an endless minute, then said, "You should be Court." It was barely a whisper, but it cut Neil to the bone. It was a resentful goodbye to the bright future Kevin had wanted for Neil. Kevin recruited Neil because he believed in Neil's potential. He brought him to the Foxes intending to make a star athlete out of him. Despite his condescending attitude and his dismissals of Neil's best efforts Kevin honestly expected Neil to make the national team after graduation. Now Kevin knew it was all for naught; Neil would be dead by May. "Will you still teach me?" Neil asked. Kevin was quiet again, but not for long this time. "Every night.”

“You never explained the change of heart." “Maybe I got tired of seeing Kevin bend. Or maybe it was the zombies. A few weeks back you and Renee argued contingency plans for a zombie apocalypse. She said she'd focus on survivors. You said you'd go back for some of us. Five of us. You weren't counting Abby or Coach. Since you trust Renee to handle the rest of the team, I'm guessing the last spot is for Dobson. I didn't say anything then because I knew I'd look out for only me when the world went to hell. I don't want to be that person anymore. I want to go back for you.”

“Is your learning curve a horizontal line?”

“I won't be like them. I won't let you let me be.”

“I will ask you only once to tone down that animosity." "I can't," Neil said. "I have a bit of an attitude problem."

“My name is Nathaniel Wesninski," he said, "and my father is dead." It wasn't at all funny, but a second later he was laughing. It sounded hysterical but he couldn't stop.”

“You couldn't at least use an Exy idiom? I hate baseball.”

“Neil sucked in a deep breath that ripped him open on its way down. "I'd ask you how it feels, but I guess you've always known what it's like to be second, you worthless piece of shit.”

“This was everything he wanted, everything he needed, and Neil was never letting go.”

[percontaion-points]

King’s Men chapter 7

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Chapter 7

"I hate you," Andrew said, but it was hard to believe him when he sounded so bored by the concept. Andrew took a swig from the bottle and swiped his mouth clean with a thumb. The look he slanted Neil was both unimpressed and unconcerned. "Ninety percent of the time the very sight of you makes me want to commit murder. I think about carving the skin from your body and hanging it out as a warning to every other fool who thinks he can stand in my way."

What a nice guy. I'm super glad that he's around! /ALL THE SARCASM

"I don't think it was the money," Andrew said, and elaborated at Neil's questioning look: "Why they chased you so long. I imagine at some point they realized it was far more important to hurt you than to recoup anything they'd lost."

After a certain point, they stopped chasing Neil for legitimate reasons and just straight-up turned into Captain Ahab.

Dorm doors weren't made to be soundproof, and the loud German finally got the Foxes' attention.

The school mascot is literally the fox, and they are in a dorm full of college athletes. THEY ARE ALL FOXES, BY THAT PURE DEFINITION.

Wymack called them early to say the campus was defaced. Black paint covered buildings and sidewalks in thick sloshes and the pond was stained bright red from dye. Rude graffiti tarnished the white outer walls of the Foxhole Court.

First they destroy random, unrelated people's cars, and now they're trashing a university? What's next? A random person's home, simply because it's by the school?

The second wave of vandalism brought the press running back, and a reporter finally got close enough to Wymack to put a microphone in his face. Wymack was too smart to go after the Ravens, so he settled for attacking the fans.

"I think it's pathetic," he said. "What good do these cowards think they're accomplishing by lashing out at us like this? All they're doing is bringing negative attention and publicity to the team they're trying to defend. It's past time the Ravens spoke out."

Agreed. The only message this is sending is that the Ravens are out of control monsters with even worse fans. Nobody likes shitty people like that.

He sounded bored, but Neil knew a warning when heard one. Neil let it slide and went back inside.

Chapter 7 summary: Later, Neil finds Andrew on the roof with a bottle of alcohol. Andrew, in his usual charming demeanor, tells Neil that he's going to kill him. Neil doesn't seem bothered by these threats, however, and only continues to taunt Andrew.

As Neil is going inside, Aaron then attacks him, and screams at him about Katelyn. Some of the other random dorm residents physically restrain Aaron when he refuses to stop hurting Neil, and the German screaming draws the rest of the exy team. Nicky is quick to call Aaron out on his shit about his toxic relationship with his brother, but Aaron storms off in a huff. Later, Dan is like “I told you to fix them, but not like that!” Renee later randomly talks about how they all knew that letting Kevin stay on the team would lead to trouble, but Andrew promised to “protect them”.

The next morning, David tells them that the campus was randomly trashed overnight. David goes on the record and calls the Ravens out for failing to control their fans. This is followed up by the president of Edgar Alan University going on record about it, which is nice, but then the exy coach then says some rude things which fucking makes the president seem like a goddamned puppet, too.

But it does the trick, and there's no more vandalism. However, this forces the foxes to think about their own problems, and they start picking fights with one another instead. David begs Neil to fix things, although I also note he says nothing about Andrew's shitty opinions and bad behavior. But then he doesn't really do anything, and a few days pass before he attempts to have a conversation with Andrew.

Except he talks about the twins and Nicky getting a replacement car, and offers to use his “escape from this life” money. Says that he was going to use it to buy a new identity, but he doesn't need to do that anymore, since he's been found out anyway. Andrew says he doesn't want Neil's “life money”, because his life is a fucking mess. Neil asks him to give up drinking, smoking, and doing “cracker”, and Andrew kind of agrees to it. He finally asks Neil why he's suddenly all up in Aaron's business. Neil tells him that their team is a fucking shitshow with everybody angry at everybody else, and it's mainly the twins at the heart of it. He also calls Andrew out on the toxic relationship with Aaron. That Andrew's shitty behavior is only going to leave him isolated in the end. Andrew refuses to listen, however.

[luci-cunt]

k so I’m rereading the Kings Men for... research purposes.... and ajksd;flkjasdf I KNOW this is obvious but alksdjf;lasjdfla Neil is such a fucking dumbass and I cannot get over it--

“Doesn’t mean I wouldn’t blow you.” [...]

“You like me?” 

LIKE, NEIL al;jskdfadskjfdjlkj

“I hate you [...] Ninety percent of the time the very sight of you makes me want to commit murder. I think about carving the skin from your body and hanging it out as a warning to every other fool who thinks he can stand in my way.” 

“What about the other ten percent?” 

HE REALLY SAID “aha, and then what?” lakj;lsdkfj;aldskjl;

Andrew “I hate you and want to gut you alive” Minyard just cannot DEAL with Neil “and what’ll you be wearing” Josten like a;ldskjfalsdkjkjdjf THIS KID GOES FROM ZERO TO 1000000000 IN THE SPAN OF LIKE FOUR CHAPTERS

“Am I bothering you?” 

“More than telling.” 

“Interesting, last week you said nothing gets under your skin.”

LIKE HOW DID ANDREW NOT TEAR HIS HEAD OFF OR JUMP HIM???? I WOULD BE SCREAMING!!

“I’ll drag you with me.” “I want to see you loose control.” “I’m not a hallucination.” “Not if it means losing you.” LIKE WHAT THE FUCK JOSTEN ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL HIM?????

“I want to know where the lines are before I cross them.” 

NEIL JOSTEN WHAT THE FUCK

[wesawbears]

Hi can you explain the percent thing about andriel to me? I keep reading it in fics and it's so cute but I have no idea what it means.

Hey! So in the third book, Andrew tells Neil that "ninety percent of the time the very sight of Neil makes him want to commit murder", implying that ten percent of the time he feels something else for Neil. The percentage goes up generally when Neil pushes Andrew and makes him feel something. Another key quote in understanding the percent thing is when Andrew says "nine percent of the time I don't want to kill you. I always hate you." Because Neil makes Andrew feel something, which he hates, because Andrew has been living with his apathy for so long. Its not even a shield anymore. A shield would imply that he's acting. I say this because the way the percentage is used in fic (and why i dont use it in mine) is that people have andrew up the percentage when neil does something cute, which isnt what its for. Andrew upped the percentage when neil made him angry or scared or made him care if neil was alive or dead, which means he relies on Neil, which is terrifying to him.That was a much longer answer than you wanted, but i feel very deeply about the percentages. I hope this helped!

[otdiaftg]

The King's Men - Chapter Seven

Day: Saturday, January 13th Time: 3:00 PM EST

"I hate you," Andrew said, but it was hard to believe him when he sounded so bored by the concept. Andrew took a swig from the bottle and swiped his mouth clean with a thumb. The look he slanted Neil was both unimpressed and unconcerned. "Ninety percent of the time the very sight of you makes me want to commit murder. I think about carving the skin from your body and hanging it out as a warning to every other fool who thinks he can stand in my way." "What about the other ten?" Neil asked. Andrew ignored that. "I warned you not to put a leash on me." "I didn't," Neil said. "You put that leash on yourself when you told me to stay no matter what. Don't be mad at me just because I was smart enough to pick up the other end of it." "If you pull it again I will kill you." "Maybe when the year is up, you will," Neil said. "Right now there's not a lot you can do about it, so don't waste our time threatening me."

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[otdiaftg]

The King's Men - Chapter Seven

Day: Wednesday, January 17th Time: 8:18 PM EST

"Have you heard back from the shop?" Neil asked, dragging his attention back to Andrew. "Matt got a call this morning saying his truck would be ready for pickup tomorrow. Allison should have hers back Saturday morning. Can they fix yours?" Andrew flipped his phone open, pressed a couple buttons, and handed it over. Neil waited, mystified, until Andrew's voicemail started playing on speaker. A mechanical voice announced Tuesday's date, and a sobering message followed. The damage was even more extensive than it'd appeared; the garbage in back had hidden whatever the Raven fans did to the backseat cushions, and none of them had looked in the trunk before the car was towed. The shop wanted Andrew to call them back to talk about his options and discuss what it would take to restore the car to its former glory. Andrew hoisted himself onto the rental car's trunk and dug a pack of cigarettes out of his pocket. He lit two and traded Neil one for his phone. Neil cupped a hand around his to shield it from the breeze. He studied Andrew's face as Andrew put his phone and cigarettes away, but Andrew gave no sign he was bothered by the bad news. "You're going to have to replace it," Neil guessed. "If the insurance company won't cover a replacement for your car, take the difference from me. You know I have enough for it." Andrew slid him a cool look. "I'm uninterested in your charity." "It isn't charity," Neil said. "It's revenge. It wasn't my money in the first place, remember? I told you my father skimmed it from the Moriyamas. If you take some for your car, you're making Riko replace what his fans destroyed." "Revenge is a motivator only for the weak-willed," Andrew said. "If you believed that you wouldn't be planning how to kill Proust." The doctor's name still tasted like acid, burning Neil's tongue and throat, but it wasn't enough to put a dent in Andrew's calm expression. Andrew gazed at him in silence for what felt like an eternity, then propped his cigarette between his lips and motioned Neil closer. Neil was sure he was stepping forward into a knife for bringing Proust up again, but he obediently closed the short space between them. Andrew caught the back of Neil's neck in a bruising grip to keep him from retreating. He pulled Neil's head toward him and blew smoke in Neil's face. "This is not revenge," Andrew said. "I warned him what I would do to him if he touched me. This is me keeping my word." He waited a beat to make sure Neil understood, then let go. The next time he raised his cigarette to his mouth Neil took it from him. Neil broke it between his fingers and let it fall to the asphalt by their feet. Andrew watched the halves roll away from each other and turned an unimpressed look on Neil. "Ninety-one percent," Andrew said.

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[otdiaftg]

The King's Men - Chapter Nine

Day: Saturday, January 20th Time: 4:55 PM EST

Neil should let it go, but he needed to understand. "Why not?" "Because you're too stupid to tell me no," Andrew said. "And you don't want me to tell you yes?" "This isn't yes. This is a nervous breakdown. I know the difference even if you don't." Andrew dug his thumb into his lower lip like he could erase the weight of Neil's mouth and fixed his stare on the horizon. "I won't be like them. I won't let you let me be." Neil opened his mouth, closed it, and tried again. "The next time one of them says you're soulless I might have to fight them." "Ninety-two percent," Andrew said, "going on ninety-three." It wasn't funny—none of this was—but that response was so obnoxious and so typically Andrew that Neil couldn't help but smile. He forced it off his face before Andrew noticed and looked out at the campus again. For the first time that day, maybe for the first time that rocky week, he could breathe without feeling like his chest was pulling too tight. As his tension seeped away, the weight of Neil's exhaustion came back, but this time it was genuine tiredness. He hadn't slept last night and had only snatched an hour's rest in the car. Sleeping now would throw the rest of his weekend off, but Neil didn't care. He scooped Andrew's key up and got to his feet. "Hey," he said, but Andrew didn't look at him. "Thank you." "Go away before I push you off the side," Andrew said. "Do it. I'd drag you with me," Neil reminded him, and left Andrew to his thoughts.

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