#i have no words

[bueckershaven]

look at me like that and i’ll collapse my fucking god how is she real

[littlecreampuffbirdie]

Imagine he didn’t realise it was Ghost—thought it was some other bloke also named Simon or straight up didn’t pay attention—until Soap bragged he bagged this cute bird

Another idea dump

Soap x Reader

tw: smut

You, who willingly let yourself be escorted home by this cute stranger with a mohawk, eager to get over the misery of not being able to move on from your recent ex..

You broke up through text, because well- he wasn't available most of the time anyway, too busy with his job to give you the amount of affection you wanted.

Well, he hasn't responded yet- but still.

So you let this man, Johnny, help you forget about your ex.

You weren't picky, and he was very interested in you, even after you overshared about your ex to him, a stranger. A bad habit you often did when you were a bit tipsy.

A second after the door was closed, he was on you. Moaning into your mouth as he kissed you messily, getting you weak in the knees before he lifted you up and brought you to bed.

And as he started pounding into you, as you were gripping the bedsheet with your eyes rolling to the back of your head- you heard a continuous buzzing along with a familiar ringtone.

You whined when you felt Johnny slowing down his pace, and through the tears, you saw him reaching for your phone before tossing it to you.

He smirked at your confusion, deliberately slowing down even more, savoring your frustration. A desperate whimper escaped your lips as you pressed your heels onto his back, a silent, needy plea for him to move faster.

But he only smiled. "Answer it".

Somehow, you managed to grab your phone and read the name flashing on the screen. "Boyfie ❤️".

Oh, right. You haven't changed his name in your contact.

"Johnny-" You gasped, your breath hitching as he bucked his hips against you, the velvety head of his cock nudging right against that blissful spot deep inside.

"Do it, Bonnie" he purred lowly before dipping down to capture your nipple between his lips. "Make him hear just how damn good yer feelin' without him".

He rolled his hips slowly, making sure you felt every inch of his shaft dragging against your sensitive walls.

Knowing it would leave you to be desperate for more.

And he was right.

So you complied, and with shaky hands, you swiped the button on the screen before the phone slipped from your grasp as Johnny slammed into you again.

The other end of the line remained silent, but you knew someone was there—listening to every sinful sound echoing through the room.

Until..

"Luv?"

At that, you whimpered—not just from the gruff voice that still sent shivers through you, but from the way Johnny’s movements momentarily faltered.

"S-simon.." You mewled in response.

A needy whine escaped your lips as Johnny suddenly stilled.

Before you could ask what was wrong, he pressed your legs to your chest, gripping the backs of your knees before slamming into you—fucking you hard until all you could do was squeal and sob.

As the seconds on your phone ticked by, the call remained connected.

[bikimdokja]

what the fuck is wrong with wilson. why was bro willing to pay $1K for house to get back his bloodstained carpet ??? and then convinced cuddy to get it back for him by telling her he’s probably autistic, dude.

[remarkingonit]

"I'd rather focus on my hot, hot, hot wife." (7x09)

[jeongyunho99]

are we interrupting something…..?!

[clingyduoapologist]

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Actually insane to me how dream wrote an entire ass breakup song about him and quackity and yet we all continue to pretend it never happened

[complementaryhalves]

at his bunniest

[stillgotscars]

“she only speaks when it favors her” “condolences to the children and harmed but-” you’re sick and lacking in empathy if you’re using the death of 3 innocent children, with 5 other children and 2 adults still in critical condition as we speak, as a “gotcha” moment

[proselles]

clinging to the sex warning for arcane like an angst with a happy ending tag on ao3

[jazzically]

intense gayze

ladies and gentlemen we are floating in space ☄️🌌🌟

i <3 @futchegg

[canisalbus]

I dunno if this is going to start some sort of trend that sweeps the tumblrscape... but I couldn't resist...

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[bueckershaven]

oh. fuck.

[sad-girl-hours23]

I am still not over this - the way they look at each other!?!?!

[whoisspence]

hair is hairing

[nottheweirdest]

How am I supposed to go back to work and pretend like that trailer didn't just ruin me?!!