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[luci-cunt]

k so I’m rereading the Kings Men for... research purposes.... and ajksd;flkjasdf I KNOW this is obvious but alksdjf;lasjdfla Neil is such a fucking dumbass and I cannot get over it--

“Doesn’t mean I wouldn’t blow you.” [...]

“You like me?” 

LIKE, NEIL al;jskdfadskjfdjlkj

“I hate you [...] Ninety percent of the time the very sight of you makes me want to commit murder. I think about carving the skin from your body and hanging it out as a warning to every other fool who thinks he can stand in my way.” 

“What about the other ten percent?” 

HE REALLY SAID “aha, and then what?” lakj;lsdkfj;aldskjl;

Andrew “I hate you and want to gut you alive” Minyard just cannot DEAL with Neil “and what’ll you be wearing” Josten like a;ldskjfalsdkjkjdjf THIS KID GOES FROM ZERO TO 1000000000 IN THE SPAN OF LIKE FOUR CHAPTERS

“Am I bothering you?” 

“More than telling.” 

“Interesting, last week you said nothing gets under your skin.”

LIKE HOW DID ANDREW NOT TEAR HIS HEAD OFF OR JUMP HIM???? I WOULD BE SCREAMING!!

“I’ll drag you with me.” “I want to see you loose control.” “I’m not a hallucination.” “Not if it means losing you.” LIKE WHAT THE FUCK JOSTEN ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL HIM?????

“I want to know where the lines are before I cross them.” 

NEIL JOSTEN WHAT THE FUCK