#just Wally

[burntuakrisp]

I feel like Frank might be the first to notice something going on with Wally. He stands out with the frown and might be the more sensible out of the neighborhood.

Like he notices Wally seems to be hiding something and tries to figure it out. He goes into Home and sees Wally not there.

But what he finds are what can be described as insane ramblings and paintings. A mess of paint with writings of “lies” “neighborhood” “I see it” “forgotten” and “eyes”. So many paintings of the apples, eyes, and a crude painting of Home, the neighborhood, and his friends.

Frank is horrified seeing this, as he had no idea this was going through Wally’s head. Frank suddenly feels a sense of danger as Home begins to make noises. Frank runs for the exit, but Wally is there and stands in the door.

“You know too much, that wasn’t very neighborly of you.”

Frank sees Wally glare at him, with a frown.

[bats-and-the-birds]

Batman being aggressively secretive towards the Justice League is one of my favorite tropes, but it gets INFINITELY funnier when you take the younger generations of heroes into consideration.

Barry Allen? He doesn't know shit about Batman, still partially convinced he's not human, still a little bit scared to talk to him. But Wally West? That's Nightwing's best friend. He's been around Dick since both of them were kids. He's had sleepovers at the manor since he was thirteen.

I just think it would be hilarious if all of the younger generations 100% know that Batman is Bruce Wayne. They've slept at the manor, some of them have taken various Batkids to school dances, they've been offered Alfred's cooking. And all because they've gotten close to at least one Batkid and said Batkid wore Bruce down until he let them reveal their identity. But all of them manage to keep this information from their mentors. Either purposefully or completely on accident.

Then you end up with a situation where the younger generations grow up and join the League and the older members Very Quickly realize that they seem a lot more comfortable with Batman than they should be.

[vivitalks]

best types of brennan NPC

autism haver

stoner

frat bro who has unlearned hypermasculinity so hard that he's gone 100% the opposite direction about it

anticapitalist proletarian

the most insane person you've ever met

[anyknotrants]

-in tha Batcave, the whole fam is there, training, working on a case or doing other shit-

*Bab's phone starts ringing*

Babs: *picks it up* oh hey Wally..... yeah he's here.... did he now?...... give me a minute

Babs, shouting: hey Dick|! Didn't you have plans for tonight?

Dick, hanging from a trapeze: ... not that I... know of?

Babs: oh really? *smirks and waves her phone* so I can just go and tell your boyfriend you're canceling your date?

Batfam: *stops what their doing* ??!??

Dick: *eyes widen* shit!

Dick: *jumps down and takes of to the door upstairs* I'll be right there! Keep him on the phone till then!

Babs: *cuckles and brings the phone back to her ear* do you beliave it?.... yeah, yeah....

Babs: *starts rolling towars the elevator* well, he put he in charge of keeping you company, so tell me....

*and she's off as well*

Batfam: .....

Tim: I didn't just halucinated that, right? She did say Dick has a boyfriend

Jason: you heard that too? Thanks fuck, I thought I was going crazy

Setph: you already are

Bruce.exe stopped working

[finnoky]

Who better to beat the final level in Mario than the world’s greatest detective? (Or how to entertain sidekicks 101)

It’s probably Battison, but honestly this image has been stuck in my head for a while — let him be a good dad!!

[arkangelo-7]

Things Bruce Wayne does at Justice League meetings that 100% confirm the fact that he is a Dad.

Makes attempts at referencing pop culture to try and relate to the younger members. The most memorable instance is when he told Flash to “keep running up that hill.” (Dick laughs for an hour when Wally tells him about it.)

Does the iconic groan/grunt whenever he sits down in his chair. It’s hilarious, but no one is dumb enough to laugh at the Batman.

Ensures that the background music exclusively plays Matchbox 20 and Nirvana. Diana is the only one who enjoys this.

Actively complain about how everyone is “ruining his floor” whenever they push back their chairs.

On that note, he also complains about crumbs getting everywhere whenever someone is snacking.

Will (covertly) ask Clark for grilling tips during breaks. Oliver overhears this once and has to go lay down out of shock, because Batman? Grilling?

Declines requests for new equipment/tools/etc. because they “have that at the Watchtower.” This inevitably leads to complaining from the entire JL.

Always, without fail, will ask Hal if he’s changed the oil in the spacecraft recently. Hal doesn’t know whether to be offended or not.

Randomly interrogates members on if they’ve messed with the Hall of Justice’s thermostat. They have not, in fact, touched the thermostat.

Someone needs to stop me because I literally cannot get the image of Bruce being the Typical Dad (tm) of the Justice League.

[jhonnyhotbody]

How u one of the strongest in DC but loose to ADHD?

[randomthings505]

I love how we all just connectively solve our shipping issues is just saying "____ has two hands" Like omg

Like for ex:

"Dick is dating Kory!" "No He's dating Wally!"

Dick's got two hands.

"Tim is dating Bernard!" "No! He's dating Connor!"

Tim's got two hands.

"Clark is married to Lois!" "But he's dating Bruce!"

CLARK'S. GOT. TWO. MOTHERFUCKING. HANDS!

[ahfrickenfrick]

jason: i physically cannot believe you’re the oldest

dick: wtf why not

jason: i literally heard you ask alfred if you can have wally over for a playdate, you’re 27 years old!! wally is 28 for gods sake, you have your own place!!

dick: …you are NEVER too old for a playdate with your homie

jason: YOU’VE BEEN DATING FOR SEVEN YEARS!!

[scho17]

DC YJ verse but its just

Clockwork, calling Danny: There's someone stuck in the Speed Force go get them out please (Wally) 

Danny, who has been retired since he moved away for college: What.

[red-moon10]

[theerurishipper]

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Masterpost

[psychemochanight]

I firmly believe that Dick knows random facts about absolutely ANY topic.

Even if he has no idea where he learned it, he knows it's completely true.

And yes, he drops that random data at any time and in front of anyone. Sometimes it has something to do with the topic they are talking about, usually it has absolutely nothing to do with it.

Dick: Did you know that carrots used to be purple? They changed color in the 16th century due to deliberate modifications.

Wally: ... Are you talking to me about carrots because I have red hair or...?

Donna: And that's what happened when you went back to Blüdhaven.

Dick:

Dick: Did you know that it takes approximately 140 liters of water to grow and process the coffee beans used to make a single cup?

Donna: That's great, Dick, but...

Donna: Wait, what? For real?

Roy: I know that face. What are you going to say this time?

Dick: There are nearly 200 frozen bodies on Mount Everest.

Roy:

Roy: Dick, what?

Dick: :)

Bruce, frowning as he watches Alfred heal Dick: Anything to say in your defense?

Nine-year-old Dick: Did you know that the elephant is the only mammal that cannot jump? I think it's for the best, although I feel bad for Zitka, I'm sure she would like to be able to jump like the other circus animals.

Bruce: ...

Bruce: What did I ask you?

Dick: Poor Zitka :(

[forgrtashes-blog]

Sickness

[batfamhastwitter]

Part 25! Who's saltier, Nightwing or the ocean?? I guess we'll never know. (Full drawing and the image I referenced below the cut!)

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may or may not have spent four hours drawing this last night while staying up wayyyy later than I meant to lol

[qep0ermint]