#jaytemis

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce trying to shove talk his in law

Bruce: *opens his mouth*

Wally: *zooms away*

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Bruce: *long spiel*

Bruce: ...And that's why if either of you hurt him, I'll make sure you stay dead this time.

Roy: *takes out one earbud*

Roy, to Artemis: Did you hear something?

Artemis, watching TV: *shrugs*

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Kory: I've come to seek your blessing to ask Barbara out.

Bruce: Sure.

Kory: That's it? Isn't there a ritual bat-talk you undergo with all of your children's lovers?

Bruce: Barbara can handle it herself.

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Bruce: If any of you make Tim sad for even a SECOND, I will take everything you have.

Bernard, a college student: *hands him a dollar*

Kon, a farmer: *empties a pocket of dirt*

Bart, a Bart: *spits out a pizza crust*

———————

Steph and Cass: *enter holding hands*

Bruce: It's too early for this.

Steph: It's three PM.

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Bruce: Thank you for the intel, Detective Montoya. Now about you and my cousin—

Renee: Hold on, I'm getting a call.

Renee: *answers the phone and walks away*

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Bruce: You must be Duke's girlfriend.

Izzy: Yeah, I am. Got a problem with that, nepo baby?

Bruce: ...You may proceed.

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Jon: Hiya, Mr. Wayne! I'm here for me and Dami's playdate.

Bruce: Did you say playDATE?

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Bruce: He may seem tough, but on the inside he's a little boy who's been hurt too many times.

Selina: Is this really necessary?

Bruce: Promise me you'll take care of that little boy!

Selina: Okay, okay, yeesh.

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Bruce: YOU BREAK HIS HEART AND YOU'LL REGRET IT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

Alfred: Master Bruce, I think you misinterpreted what I meant by I love scones.

[strange-0]

Me too Jason, me too.

[bluebedo]

Trinity-adjacent twitter AU (PT.10!!! DOUBLE DIGITS!!!!)

Recently went insane about Kyle Rayner and also started thinking about just how many ppl Red Hood works in ships with...

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[clericxhood777]

Tim: I refuse to believe that Jason is virgin.

Dick: Debatable.

Tim: C'mon, there's Rose, Kyle, Roy and Artemis.

Steph: Tim has a point, he's gotta at least had sex once, right?

Dick, walking out of the living room to drive back to Blüdhaven: I only know about Rose pegging him. The rest is personal stuff.

Tim: Oh, Jason and Roy definitely fucked.

Steph: Elaborate.

Tim: If Jason's personal business didn't involve Dick, he would've spilled.

[sunayyyy]

Jason todd's type is women who would tell the cashier he asked for no pickles and men who could dismantle governments in their spare time. he's THE Sub.

[tlamishereig]

best ships ever

[corpsedisturbed]

oh the beauty of being a multishipper and not having to go through some insane discourse about "why x ship is better than y"

[morgangalaxy43]

Dick and Jason are definitely brothers because they have the same type which is redheads

[striveattemptfail]

in prime earth canon, jason todd (NOT red hood) was* publicly known to be alive

red hood: outlaw (2018) #32 (ID in alt text)

considering that jason todd was the official owner of the iceberg lounge during this time, it's likely he acquired the lounge legally and thus can be inferred that he had to be declared legally alive to do so

which brings me to my point:

i've seen a lot of people writing/speculating the difficulties and limitations jason experiences bc he was declared legally dead after ethiopia, which is all well and good, and is fantastic fodder for angst

but i've been wondering if this was bc people are actively ignoring canon (valid) or simply didn't know that at one point* jason was publicly alive (also valid, bc following comics is a shitshow lol)

please reblog to increase visibility! the whole point of this poll is to gauge how many people know this, so i'd love to see this post reach as many people as possible. thank you~! 😅🙏

(* big disclaimer under the cut!)

note: all of this info is as of may 2023. i am only one human so it's impossible for me to read every comic jason has been in since rhato (2016) and remember every single thing that happened. if anything i said above the cut is incorrect now, i apologize! /o\

for reference, as of creating this poll i've read:

red hood and the outlaws (2016) #1-26

red hood: outlaw (2018) #27-52

task force z (2021) #1-12

batman: urban legends (2021) #1-6 – cheer pt.1-6

the joker: the man who stopped laughing (2022) #3-5

i haven't read a lot of other important runs like death metal (2020), three jokers (2020), robins (2021), etc. if jason (NOT red hood) was declared dead once again in any of those, that is the reason why i used "was" in the very first sentence of this post and reiterate that he was alive at least for a limited period

my bad that i missed his second legal death tho LOLLL

i'm also aware that red hood (NOT jason) was known as "dead" by others after task force z (even though he clearly didn't die). that said, in the little i've read of tj:tmwsl, it seems that 1) not everyone knows red hood is actually alive, and/or that 2) red hood died at all. again, if red hood is generally known to be alive after tfz, that's on me

if there's anything else i've missed, let me know!! i'll update/reblog this post for as long as the poll is up (-u-)b

[melodivita]

i miss them <3

[incorrectbatfam]

I’m curious; Who is the “ Shipper” of the Batfam? Like the one that’s always like “Omg I ship it-“

Bruce and Selina: *kiss*

Dick: I ship it.

Tim and Bernard: *hold hands*

Dick: I ship it.

Duke: *puts his arm around Izzy*

Dick: I ship it.

Steph and Cass: *share a milkshake*

Dick: Didn't see that coming but I ship it.

Artemis: *borrows Jason's hoodie*

Dick: THAT'S MY BROTHER but I kinda ship it.

Ace and Krypto: *wrestle over a chew toy*

Dick: How did I not see it before? I ship it.

Salt and pepper shakers: *exist*

Dick: Duh, of course I ship it.

Dick: I wonder who I'm being shipped with.

Dickkory and Dickbabs stans: *pause in the middle of fighting*

Dickroy stans: This is gonna be good.

Birdflash stans: *get the popcorn*

[ghurab-alzilal]

Artemis: Jace?

Jason: What's up?

Artemis: What do you think about children?

Jason: They're cute. I would love to raise another again. Eventually.

Artemis: You're not a father. Are you?

Jason, pointing to Damian : No. I'm a mother. That's my child.

Damian: *covered in blood and surrounded by many unconscious thugs as laughs his ass off *

Artemis, awkward : I can see the kinship...

Jason: And your opinion on children?

Artemis, staring at Damian : You know what, never mind, I could risk having them with you...

Artemis, taking a closer look at Damian : Eventually...

[narxcisse]

★ — Dating Jaytemis: General Headcanons

Pairing: Jaytemis x GN!Reader

CW: pure fluff, polygamy/threesome, reader is a outlaw, Artemis is the alpha of the relationship, I feel bad for excluding Bizarro

English isn't my native language

Jason is the heart of the trio, deeply caring for both of you but showing his affection in his unique, often sarcastic way.

Artemis is the protective one, a strong and steady presence who’s always ready to step in for emotional or physical support. She balances Jason’s chaotic energy with her grounded approach.

You, depending on your personality, could be the peacemaker or the one who stirs the pot (and they secretly love either dynamic). Together, you’re the glue that holds the trio together.

The relationship begins unintentionally—Jason introduces you to Artemis, and the chemistry is palpable.

They both have their doubts about whether a poly relationship would work, given their strong personalities and their histories. However, their mutual affection for you and growing fondness for each other push them to try.

Jason is the one who suggests making things official, though he acts like it’s a casual proposal: “Well, we’re all kind of doing this anyway, so why not just admit it?”

Living arrangements are an interesting challenge. Jason insists on being the one to handle Gotham’s chaos, but Artemis refuses to let him do it alone, often dragging you into a battle of “who protects Jason better.”

The three of you share a loft when you’re all together—somewhere between Gotham and wherever Artemis is stationed at the time. It’s filled with mismatched but comfortable furniture, Jason’s hidden stash of snacks, and Artemis’s surprisingly cozy aesthetic.

Cuddles are non-negotiable. Jason is a grudgingly affectionate cuddle bug, and Artemis is like a weighted blanket. You’re always sandwiched between the two of them during movie nights.

Jason’s love language is a mix of quality time and acts of service. He’s terrible at expressing feelings directly but will silently patch your gear, bring you coffee during late nights, or fix Artemis’s weaponry without being asked.

Artemis’s love language is physical touch and words of affirmation. She’s the one who pulls you into a strong hug after missions and whispers encouragement during tough times.

Jason’s temper can sometimes clash with Artemis’s unwavering sense of righteousness, especially when it comes to decisions about danger.

You’re often the mediator, calming Jason down with humor or reminding Artemis that Jason’s instincts are usually spot-on.

The fights rarely last long, and they both make it a point to never leave you feeling caught in the middle. Jason always apologizes with self-deprecating humor, and Artemis’s apologies are firm, direct, and followed by comforting gestures.

Training together is a favorite activity. Artemis often teases Jason about his form while simultaneously praising your progress, which drives him to work harder.

Cooking nights are chaotic. Jason burns something almost every time, Artemis is surprisingly decent in the kitchen, and you’re the one trying to wrangle them both into cooperation.

Patrols are a mix of professional and playful. Jason takes Gotham’s crime personally, Artemis treats it like a moral duty, and you keep them grounded (and sometimes remind them not to compete over who takes down the most bad guys).

Vacations are rare but cherished. Artemis insists on somewhere remote, Jason prefers urban chaos, and you’re just happy to see them both relax.

Neither gets jealous of you giving attention to the other—they trust you and respect each other. However, outsiders are a different story.

Jason gets protective in a “glare from the shadows” kind of way if someone flirts with you or Artemis.

Artemis takes a more direct approach, standing tall and giving off an intimidating aura that leaves no room for misinterpretation.

Their personalities shine in private moments: Jason’s vulnerability and softness come through, and Artemis becomes incredibly tender. They’re both attuned to your needs, and there’s a strong sense of trust and safety.

They make it a point to show you that you’re equally loved and cherished, regardless of the dynamics at play.

Jason struggles with guilt and self-worth, and both you and Artemis are there to pull him out of his darker moments.

Artemis carries the weight of her past and her responsibilities, and you and Jason remind her that she’s allowed to rest and lean on others.

When you’re feeling overwhelmed, Jason’s dry humor and Artemis’s nurturing side create the perfect balance to lift your spirits.

Despite your differences, you’re an unstoppable team.

You share a deep sense of loyalty and understanding, always putting each other first.

Together, you create a space of love, trust, and support—a perfect blend of chaos and stability.

It’s one of those rare nights when all three of you are finally off duty. Gotham is quiet, and there’s a soft drizzle outside that makes the city look even more distant than usual. You, Jason, and Artemis have decided to spend the evening at your loft, away from the chaos of your usual lives.

The three of you are sprawled out on the couch, with you in the middle. Jason has his arm casually slung over your shoulders, his hand resting on your arm. Artemis is sitting next to you, her legs stretched out across your lap, her head leaning lightly against your shoulder. You’ve all opted for something low-key tonight: watching an old action movie you’ve all seen a hundred times before. Jason’s been quoting the lines before the characters even speak them.

As the movie plays, you can’t help but smile at the warmth between the three of you. There’s a sense of contentment that’s rare in your line of work, and it’s something that the three of you cling to in moments like this.

Jason nudges you with his elbow, a teasing smirk on his face. “You’re gonna fall asleep if you keep that up,” he says, noticing you starting to nod off.

“Maybe,” you reply with a grin, ��but it’s your fault for being so comfortable.”

Artemis chuckles from where her head rests on your shoulder, her hand reaching over to tug at Jason’s sleeve. “Don’t give them any ideas, Jay. We’re all supposed to be ‘relaxing,’ not picking on each other.”

Jason shrugs, his smirk softening as he glances at the both of you. “Okay, fine. I’ll let them nap, but only because they’re too cute to mess with tonight.”

You feel your cheeks warm, and before you can protest, Artemis shifts her head so that she can gently nudge you with her forehead. “We’re cute, huh? I think it’s you who’s cute, throwing your sarcastic remarks while clearly melting into the couch with us.”

Jason pretends to look offended, raising an eyebrow. “Oh, so now I’m the one ‘melting’?”

Artemis rolls her eyes playfully. “I think we both know you’re the softest one here.” She pats your leg as she looks up at you with affection.

You laugh quietly, feeling the weight of both their love and their teasing. “Okay, I guess we’re all pretty soft then.”

Jason leans in closer, brushing his lips against your temple in a rare moment of tenderness. “Definitely.” Then he shifts to put his head on your lap, making you laugh even harder.

Artemis looks at you both, her hand absentmindedly running through your hair, her smile fond and content. “You know, this is nice. More nights like this, please.”

“Agreed,” you say, looking down at the two of them. “Let’s make a deal—no more patrols for the rest of the night. Just us.”

Jason’s voice is muffled against your legs as he responds. “You won’t hear any complaints from me.”

You settle into the peaceful moment, all of you content and wrapped in the warmth of each other’s presence. It’s a rare, quiet happiness—one that’s a stark contrast to your usual lives. But for tonight, it’s enough.

[s-darling-art]

Redid the Jaytemis kiss with the new [an MUCH better] tattoo design

[sunayyyy]

The thing with any jason ship is that he and his partner are always truly unhinged towards each other, if not in general. And it's always glorious

[punkeropercyjackson]

Interviewer:What's your type in women?

Jason:Tall hot women who're mean to me

Tim:I don't think i have one,i like girls too much just like with boys

Duke:Black women obviously,there's no better type of girl!!!

Dick:I'm with Jason and Duke

Cass:Stephanie Brown.So i'm with Jason and Duke too

Damian:I haven't even hit puberty,why're you asking me this?I don't have a type in women,i don't even know if i am one yet or not