#jaytemis

[chocobo-with-a-buster-sword]

Omggg she’s gorgeous 😍

Me too Jason, me too.

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce trying to shove talk his in law

Bruce: *opens his mouth*

Wally: *zooms away*

———————

Bruce: *long spiel*

Bruce: ...And that's why if either of you hurt him, I'll make sure you stay dead this time.

Roy: *takes out one earbud*

Roy, to Artemis: Did you hear something?

Artemis, watching TV: *shrugs*

———————

Kory: I've come to seek your blessing to ask Barbara out.

Bruce: Sure.

Kory: That's it? Isn't there a ritual bat-talk you undergo with all of your children's lovers?

Bruce: Barbara can handle it herself.

———————

Bruce: If any of you make Tim sad for even a SECOND, I will take everything you have.

Bernard, a college student: *hands him a dollar*

Kon, a farmer: *empties a pocket of dirt*

Bart, a Bart: *spits out a pizza crust*

———————

Steph and Cass: *enter holding hands*

Bruce: It's too early for this.

Steph: It's three PM.

———————

Bruce: Thank you for the intel, Detective Montoya. Now about you and my cousin—

Renee: Hold on, I'm getting a call.

Renee: *answers the phone and walks away*

———————

Bruce: You must be Duke's girlfriend.

Izzy: Yeah, I am. Got a problem with that, nepo baby?

Bruce: ...You may proceed.

———————

Jon: Hiya, Mr. Wayne! I'm here for me and Dami's playdate.

Bruce: Did you say playDATE?

———————

Bruce: He may seem tough, but on the inside he's a little boy who's been hurt too many times.

Selina: Is this really necessary?

Bruce: Promise me you'll take care of that little boy!

Selina: Okay, okay, yeesh.

———————

Bruce: YOU BREAK HIS HEART AND YOU'LL REGRET IT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

Alfred: Master Bruce, I think you misinterpreted what I meant by I love scones.

[bluebedo]

Trinity-adjacent twitter AU (PT.10!!! DOUBLE DIGITS!!!!)

Recently went insane about Kyle Rayner and also started thinking about just how many ppl Red Hood works in ships with...

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[clericxhood777]

Tim: I refuse to believe that Jason is virgin.

Dick: Debatable.

Tim: C'mon, there's Rose, Kyle, Roy and Artemis.

Steph: Tim has a point, he's gotta at least had sex once, right?

Dick, walking out of the living room to drive back to Blüdhaven: I only know about Rose pegging him. The rest is personal stuff.

Tim: Oh, Jason and Roy definitely fucked.

Steph: Elaborate.

Tim: If Jason's personal business didn't involve Dick, he would've spilled.

[chocobo-with-a-buster-sword]

Maaaaaannnn don’t make me cry

🔮❤️Heart Of A Champion👑♾️

[tlamishereig]

best ships ever

[corpsedisturbed]

oh the beauty of being a multishipper and not having to go through some insane discourse about "why x ship is better than y"

[morgangalaxy43]

Dick and Jason are definitely brothers because they have the same type which is redheads

[striveattemptfail]

in prime earth canon, jason todd (NOT red hood) was* publicly known to be alive

red hood: outlaw (2018) #32 (ID in alt text)

considering that jason todd was the official owner of the iceberg lounge during this time, it's likely he acquired the lounge legally and thus can be inferred that he had to be declared legally alive to do so

which brings me to my point:

i've seen a lot of people writing/speculating the difficulties and limitations jason experiences bc he was declared legally dead after ethiopia, which is all well and good, and is fantastic fodder for angst

but i've been wondering if this was bc people are actively ignoring canon (valid) or simply didn't know that at one point* jason was publicly alive (also valid, bc following comics is a shitshow lol)

please reblog to increase visibility! the whole point of this poll is to gauge how many people know this, so i'd love to see this post reach as many people as possible. thank you~! 😅🙏

(* big disclaimer under the cut!)

note: all of this info is as of may 2023. i am only one human so it's impossible for me to read every comic jason has been in since rhato (2016) and remember every single thing that happened. if anything i said above the cut is incorrect now, i apologize! /o\

for reference, as of creating this poll i've read:

red hood and the outlaws (2016) #1-26

red hood: outlaw (2018) #27-52

task force z (2021) #1-12

batman: urban legends (2021) #1-6 – cheer pt.1-6

the joker: the man who stopped laughing (2022) #3-5

i haven't read a lot of other important runs like death metal (2020), three jokers (2020), robins (2021), etc. if jason (NOT red hood) was declared dead once again in any of those, that is the reason why i used "was" in the very first sentence of this post and reiterate that he was alive at least for a limited period

my bad that i missed his second legal death tho LOLLL

i'm also aware that red hood (NOT jason) was known as "dead" by others after task force z (even though he clearly didn't die). that said, in the little i've read of tj:tmwsl, it seems that 1) not everyone knows red hood is actually alive, and/or that 2) red hood died at all. again, if red hood is generally known to be alive after tfz, that's on me

if there's anything else i've missed, let me know!! i'll update/reblog this post for as long as the poll is up (-u-)b

[melodivita]

i miss them <3

[ghurab-alzilal]

Artemis: Jace?

Jason: What's up?

Artemis: What do you think about children?

Jason: They're cute. I would love to raise another again. Eventually.

Artemis: You're not a father. Are you?

Jason, pointing to Damian : No. I'm a mother. That's my child.

Damian: *covered in blood and surrounded by many unconscious thugs as laughs his ass off *

Artemis, awkward : I can see the kinship...

Jason: And your opinion on children?

Artemis, staring at Damian : You know what, never mind, I could risk having them with you...

Artemis, taking a closer look at Damian : Eventually...

[incorrectbatfam]

I’m curious; Who is the “ Shipper” of the Batfam? Like the one that’s always like “Omg I ship it-“

Bruce and Selina: *kiss*

Dick: I ship it.

Tim and Bernard: *hold hands*

Dick: I ship it.

Duke: *puts his arm around Izzy*

Dick: I ship it.

Steph and Cass: *share a milkshake*

Dick: Didn't see that coming but I ship it.

Artemis: *borrows Jason's hoodie*

Dick: THAT'S MY BROTHER but I kinda ship it.

Ace and Krypto: *wrestle over a chew toy*

Dick: How did I not see it before? I ship it.

Salt and pepper shakers: *exist*

Dick: Duh, of course I ship it.

Dick: I wonder who I'm being shipped with.

Dickkory and Dickbabs stans: *pause in the middle of fighting*

Dickroy stans: This is gonna be good.

Birdflash stans: *get the popcorn*

[nightbruh]

Batcouples by Maru Davalos

[s-darling-art]

Redid the Jaytemis kiss with the new [an MUCH better] tattoo design

[sunayyyy]

"top jason todd" Stop lying to me and to yourself. that man can't top to save his life. Doubly so if it's with a woman.

[striveattemptfail]

Just presenting this without further comment... 👩🏼‍🦰🧑🏼‍🦰👨🏼‍🦰 | Red Hood: Outlaws #38