#v-day

[punkeropercyjackson]

This pic goes moist.Why is a 15 year old boy calling his 30something brother too handsome.Why is he refering to his longtime big sister figure as too female and to a bisexual boy with a whole ass boyfriend to enforce heterosexuality and in the same piece she spent the aformentioned upcoming Valentine's Day with his older sister,for the second year in a row,so far,as confirmed as of now.Why is he implying the 'deep romantic longing love with pretty girls who match my mean and freak is the ultimate yum and Casual Sex Is The Ultimate Yuck,Do Not Make Me Percieve The Fornication Word Existing' guy is a playboy.Why do both of them got the ginger skintone despite having black hair.Where are Duke and Maps in this fuckbuttery.I know i keep talking weird and i apologize girlypops this is making me go fucking insane.ALSO USING TOO FEMALE FOR STEPHANIE INSTEAD OF DICK IS CRAZYYYYYYYYY

[crimsonxe]

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They fully flying the bee flag on this v-day and I left one comment in but cut the stuff around it (not anything bad or annoying, just people I don't want to have to get permissions to post comments of) cause truth was said. Oh and the insta post is a "bees moments across the show" type of thing with Worthy in the background. So definitely worth a watch xD

[notsocheezy]

V-Day - The First Twenty-Four Hours

Guess who's got two thumbs and no penis? That's right, this girlish-shaped thing!

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My "the surgery" went off without a hitch! And it couldn't have happened at a weirder time. The news has been absolutely wild this week, hasn't it? Mass Windows system outages, Biden dropping out of the presidential race... probably some other stuff... I'll be honest, I'm a little woozy from the Oxycodone, so a lot of the past week escapes me at the moment. But let me tell you all about the first day. I still remember most of that.

I arrived at the hospital at about 5AM yesterday, and they had me wipe down with CHG wipes even though I'd just taken a CHG shower. I guess they like to be safe. But it leaves a residue that isn't the most pleasant thing in the world. It's kind of like when you step out of the ocean and the salt dries onto your skin in a fine, well-seasoned flaky layer.

After that, they gave me a morphine injection into my spinal fluid, which according to the pain management guy, reduces the overall necessary intake of opiates/opioids (what is the difference between those anyway?). So far that seems to be very true. My new bits don't hurt in the slightest even now, after the injection has worn off.

On the other hand, though, there has been excruciating pain in my chest and shoulders. You see, this was a laparoscopic surgery performed with a fancy robot - the DaVinci XI - and they had to pump me full of CO2 so they'd have room to work. That's right folks - I'm carbonated. And they didn't just give me one new hole, but an additional five incisions on my abdomen, which also don't really hurt but damn are they itchy. It turns out though, being a human balloon is a really bad experience. If I'd had an inflation kink before, this would probably have killed it in its tracks.

When I woke up in Recovery, I was at 10/10 on the pain scale. It was truly miserable. They had to inject me with Fentanyl (Ooooooh, scary!) just so I could breathe. Once they did, though, I was fine. That is, until they moved me onto the bed in my room several hours later. Now the pain comes and goes, but I'm on pills for that.

Other than the chest pain, the most uncomfortable thing is the catheter. It constantly feels like I've just gotten back from a long road trip without pit stops, or the credits just rolled on an IMAX screening of Oppenheimer (I saw that twice, by the way). I have to pee so damn bad, but I'm just kinda... always peeing. Very weird. Nice not to have to get up, but I'm not even really allowed to get up. Which is a shame, because I'm told moving around will help the CO2, ahem, escape. Via the most obvious channel, of course.

On that note, I was on a liquid diet until about an hour ago, and now I've got an omelet and some oatmeal that they forgot to put sugar or salt in. They really want to get my guts up and running again - they gave me a laxative and a stool softener. But I'm nervous about getting up from the bed. I've got more wires attached to me than my PC at home, so I'll need to unhook everything to get to the bathroom.

Anyway, other than being misgendered a concerning amount of times by people who should be able to read the word "vaginoplasty" on my chart, everyone has been very kind. I thought I'd be more scared and depressed being left in the hospital by myself, with all my loved ones hours away, but I've been able to make friends with the nurses.

If you're on the fence about getting this done because you're scared of the recovery process, don't worry. I'm only a day in and I'm doing just fine. Electrolysis was significantly more painful down there than this is. Can't speak for more traditional methods, but the robot is damn good. I, for one, welcome our new robotic sex-change overlords.

Anyway, stay tuned for more. I'm here all week.

[palatteflags]

Valentine's Day based Nick Valentine from Fallout moodboard~ ^^ For an anon!! Sorry it was a little bit after Valentine's Day, still hope you like the look~

Want one? Send an ask!! -mod Jay

[cannotbestormed-scharfuehrer]

You deserve rough Roman justice.

[isthisadrawingiseebeforeme]

vision from another reality where dnp make cheesy v-day themed picture cards

[princessacexsnake]

Valentine's day style Ivy picture!

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[windy-trickster]

Lil V-Day collab piece I did with @memurfevur w/our ship Sugar Stealers hehe <3 Althor's grumpy as always. Eli did the sketch/lineart while I colored/shaded

[2-eeillustration]

Happy Valentines Day my long time OW1->OW2 enjoyers-- (I’m not posting anything else of this AU on this hell site but this you’re fucking welcome)

[horroraceman93]

Pretty sure these two are just doing it as friends, but here's Dora Marquez (Dora the Explorer) and Annie (Little Einsteins) singing a Valentine's Day duet!

What song would they be singing to the couples and the singles that are satisfied with getting love from their friends and family? Up to you guys!!!

Sorry if I included them in my Femslash February but this is Valentine's Day. So I had to do two characters do something for this day. On that note, if they were in teen, or young adult ages can you imagine them being an item?

Well hope everyone is celebrating Valentine's Day in Femslash February.

[erod-doi]

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO MY BOO @scarabteas ILY KISS KISS 💛💚💛🔪🩸

[lesbiansgoal]

What are your Valentine’s Day plans?

[crimsonxe]

PEOPLE ARRYN SINGING AN ACOUSTIC COVER OF WORTHY ON INSTA STORIES (with a bee in the background) https://www.instagram.com/stories/arrynzech/3302958498394273346/

I'm fking dead and ftr even though there should be no doubt about it, its fucking gorgeous in Arryn's voice. Plz let Arryn do a full cover it'd be so good and could go alongside the official version.

[notsocheezy]

as i said before my bottom surgery: it's not "so long," it's "see you next tuesday"

[istuilu2]

[ectodrool]

V-day YCH icons ! :D