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[crimsonxe]

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They fully flying the bee flag on this v-day and I left one comment in but cut the stuff around it (not anything bad or annoying, just people I don't want to have to get permissions to post comments of) cause truth was said. Oh and the insta post is a "bees moments across the show" type of thing with Worthy in the background. So definitely worth a watch xD

[notsocheezy]

V-Day - The First Twenty-Four Hours

Guess who's got two thumbs and no penis? That's right, this girlish-shaped thing!

👍👍

My "the surgery" went off without a hitch! And it couldn't have happened at a weirder time. The news has been absolutely wild this week, hasn't it? Mass Windows system outages, Biden dropping out of the presidential race... probably some other stuff... I'll be honest, I'm a little woozy from the Oxycodone, so a lot of the past week escapes me at the moment. But let me tell you all about the first day. I still remember most of that.

I arrived at the hospital at about 5AM yesterday, and they had me wipe down with CHG wipes even though I'd just taken a CHG shower. I guess they like to be safe. But it leaves a residue that isn't the most pleasant thing in the world. It's kind of like when you step out of the ocean and the salt dries onto your skin in a fine, well-seasoned flaky layer.

After that, they gave me a morphine injection into my spinal fluid, which according to the pain management guy, reduces the overall necessary intake of opiates/opioids (what is the difference between those anyway?). So far that seems to be very true. My new bits don't hurt in the slightest even now, after the injection has worn off.

On the other hand, though, there has been excruciating pain in my chest and shoulders. You see, this was a laparoscopic surgery performed with a fancy robot - the DaVinci XI - and they had to pump me full of CO2 so they'd have room to work. That's right folks - I'm carbonated. And they didn't just give me one new hole, but an additional five incisions on my abdomen, which also don't really hurt but damn are they itchy. It turns out though, being a human balloon is a really bad experience. If I'd had an inflation kink before, this would probably have killed it in its tracks.

When I woke up in Recovery, I was at 10/10 on the pain scale. It was truly miserable. They had to inject me with Fentanyl (Ooooooh, scary!) just so I could breathe. Once they did, though, I was fine. That is, until they moved me onto the bed in my room several hours later. Now the pain comes and goes, but I'm on pills for that.

Other than the chest pain, the most uncomfortable thing is the catheter. It constantly feels like I've just gotten back from a long road trip without pit stops, or the credits just rolled on an IMAX screening of Oppenheimer (I saw that twice, by the way). I have to pee so damn bad, but I'm just kinda... always peeing. Very weird. Nice not to have to get up, but I'm not even really allowed to get up. Which is a shame, because I'm told moving around will help the CO2, ahem, escape. Via the most obvious channel, of course.

On that note, I was on a liquid diet until about an hour ago, and now I've got an omelet and some oatmeal that they forgot to put sugar or salt in. They really want to get my guts up and running again - they gave me a laxative and a stool softener. But I'm nervous about getting up from the bed. I've got more wires attached to me than my PC at home, so I'll need to unhook everything to get to the bathroom.

Anyway, other than being misgendered a concerning amount of times by people who should be able to read the word "vaginoplasty" on my chart, everyone has been very kind. I thought I'd be more scared and depressed being left in the hospital by myself, with all my loved ones hours away, but I've been able to make friends with the nurses.

If you're on the fence about getting this done because you're scared of the recovery process, don't worry. I'm only a day in and I'm doing just fine. Electrolysis was significantly more painful down there than this is. Can't speak for more traditional methods, but the robot is damn good. I, for one, welcome our new robotic sex-change overlords.

Anyway, stay tuned for more. I'm here all week.

[palatteflags]

Valentine's Day based Nick Valentine from Fallout moodboard~ ^^ For an anon!! Sorry it was a little bit after Valentine's Day, still hope you like the look~

Want one? Send an ask!! -mod Jay

[isthisadrawingiseebeforeme]

vision from another reality where dnp make cheesy v-day themed picture cards

[windy-trickster]

Lil V-Day collab piece I did with @memurfevur w/our ship Sugar Stealers hehe <3 Althor's grumpy as always. Eli did the sketch/lineart while I colored/shaded

[2-eeillustration]

Happy Valentines Day my long time OW1->OW2 enjoyers-- (I’m not posting anything else of this AU on this hell site but this you’re fucking welcome)

[erod-doi]

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO MY BOO @scarabteas ILY KISS KISS 💛💚💛🔪🩸

[jinxedya21]

Gacha Edit: Valentines day!!

Hiiiya! So, this was my first ever Gacha edit- this was meant to be for valentine's day- the "you're the one I like" meme😅 (It'll be posted later this week hopefully!🎉) If you have any tips, let me know please! I'm always looking for ways to improve my art 😄

If you're wondering, the meme is on scratch. If you don't like it, I don't really care. keep it to yourselves.💢

[horroraceman93]

Pretty sure these two are just doing it as friends, but here's Dora Marquez (Dora the Explorer) and Annie (Little Einsteins) singing a Valentine's Day duet!

What song would they be singing to the couples and the singles that are satisfied with getting love from their friends and family? Up to you guys!!!

Sorry if I included them in my Femslash February but this is Valentine's Day. So I had to do two characters do something for this day. On that note, if they were in teen, or young adult ages can you imagine them being an item?

Well hope everyone is celebrating Valentine's Day in Femslash February.

[lesbiansgoal]

What are your Valentine’s Day plans?

[crimsonxe]

PEOPLE ARRYN SINGING AN ACOUSTIC COVER OF WORTHY ON INSTA STORIES (with a bee in the background) https://www.instagram.com/stories/arrynzech/3302958498394273346/

I'm fking dead and ftr even though there should be no doubt about it, its fucking gorgeous in Arryn's voice. Plz let Arryn do a full cover it'd be so good and could go alongside the official version.

[notsocheezy]

V-Day - Diminishing Returns

(Or: Two In of Three Ain't Good)

Eight weeks. I'm a stone's throw from eight weeks.

Eight weeks ago, to the day, it was my final night at home before departing. I didn't sleep much - or at least, I don't remember sleeping. I had just prepared a flash drive to leave behind for the (nearly zero) chance that I didn't make it. I wanted at least one thing important to me to escape the prison that was my head, even if it wasn't finished. It was a love song. A bittersweet one which had been kicking around in my brain for the better part of a decade. I felt - accepted, perhaps - that even if it was a remote possibility, this could be the final recording of my voice.

There have been plenty more since then, but in a way, I did die that Monday morning. I wasn't the same after that day, or that week, or that month. I am regrowing the parts that form my capital-S Self.

I had my first gynecologist appointment, kind of, last Thursday. It didn't occur to me until my friend pointed it out, but it was specifically a women's clinic. I'm "included" now. For all the good that'll do me. My UTI was declared cured and I was instructed to start using dilator #3 - undeniably an intimidating proposal.

I went home and tried it the next day. I got it in - kind of. But no more than a third of the way - I hit a wall. Could go no further no matter how hard I tried. By Monday, I was still making no progress, despite being told to get it halfway in by then. I felt like I was just wasting expensive lubricant and hurting myself. When I told my surgical team, they said to stop and come back to it in a week or two.

I also asked, while my legs were up on the table, if I was cleared to masturbate. Mostly only because it was on my list of questions to ask - I had no interest. Everything down there was pain and suffering.

Something changed, though. The lingering UTI symptoms faded. Dilating got easier (with dilator #2, anyway). My pain was under control.

And it had been seven fuckless weeks.

I did as I was told - a finger or two above the labia, rubbing to stimulate the clitoris. It was... Something. But it wasn't what I was looking for. The need was becoming too much to bear. I could think of little else. Everything - everything - became dull and boring, I needed release, I NEEDED RELEASE.

No good. An hour of trying - including an extra dilation session as a cheat - didn't work. But today I was determined, today I pulled out all the stops, I got all my favorite toys and did what used to work in the ol' "basement." With the old equipment, I could have pulled a good shot. Two hours and a cup of lube later, I had a sort of good time, but still. No release. There's no steam in my fucking milk.

I can't help but think of December 2019 - my orchiectomy. By the new year, I already knew I'd made the right choice. I laid in bed, on my side, with my legs together, and I saw my whole world light up. The following months were rough for that world, but I'd never felt so comfortable in my skin.

I haven't had a moment like that yet. I worry I never will. The closest I've gotten was a dilation session or two that felt kind of nice when mixed with the right fantasy. But everything is only ever "kind of" so far. And "kind of" feels like a sick joke after the most painful month of my life.

I got so much out of my orchiectomy. Why doesn't this feel like it was worth it?

[nobledragonflying]

[macverse]

Thrist

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You may have teased Chris just a bit too far and now you have to pay for it. Not that you're complaining.

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"Hold still," Chris rasps, his voice low and gravelly. He only has one hand free so he can't pin me down the way I know he likes.

"Can't help it," I manage between waves of pleasure. I involuntarily squirm again, bucking my hips against the toy causing Chris to pull it away and shut it off. “Y/N, if you can't keep still I'll just stop right now."

"No,” I pleaded. Damn it, I was so close just now. Besides the toy in Chris's hand, the man occupying my field of vision is more than enough to encourage multiple orgasms out of me. We'd been in the middle of undressing after a fancy night out when Chris suddenly pinned me down on the bed and started playing with all of my sensitive spots. Kneeling before me while I'm pliant on my back, is not only a very sexy man but a very sexy man in his boxer briefs, unbuttoned dress shirt framing his sculpted bare chest, still perfectly coiffed hair and the begins of a bulging erection that I desperately want inside of me.

"Well be a good girl Y/N and I'll let you come,” he teases and brings the toy back to my clit. He quickly increases the speed with a devilish glint in his eyes and I gasp at the increased stimulation. Somehow I manage not to squirm this time. I'm so fucking close I can feel it. The muscles between my spread thigh are flexing and fluttering anticipating release.

“Chris…” I whine knowing the fall into orgasm is just within reach but the mad bastard switches the toy off again, “Yes darling? Is there something you needed?"

"Fucking asshole,” I chastise him with a flirty smile on my face as I writhe in frustration at the failed orgasm.

"Language,” he replies, causing me to giggle...

Read the rest on my AO3

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44538361

I honestly blame @thirstaidkitpodcast for this. I also thank thirst aid kit podcast for this cause the title was easy.  I hope you kinky freaks enjoy.

[ectodrool]

V-day YCH icons ! :D

[avonne-writes]

V: Valentine, with Lucemond, before and after they started dating each other 👀💕, thank you! I also wish you a Happy Valentines day 💗

Nice! 😄 Thank you, happy Valentine's Day to you too, dear 💕

V   :   VALENTINE.   how does your muse feel about valentine’s day?

Luke

For Luke, Valentine's Day is an excuse to do something for Aemond that will leave him boneless and perfectly pliant for cuddling like few other things could.

Since dating Aemond, he’s always excited about the day because he can’t wait to see how amusingly Aemond will navigate his own desire to celebrate and his allergy to sappiness.

Before Aemond, he didn't care one way or another about Valentine's Day. He was never overly enthusiastic, but he didn't forget it either. Usually, he matched his attitude to his partner's, if he had one.

Aemond

For Aemond, Valentine's Day is an excuse to fuck make sweet love to Luke and maybe ask him to do something kinkier or wear sexy clothes. He will never admit it but he looks forward to it.

He completely forgot their first Valentine's Day until he saw the pink heart-shaped products everywhere that morning. Then he spent half a day stalling, unsure of what to do, until he got a text from Luke asking if maybe they could have a Netflix&chill date with ice cream? Aemond pulled up his browser history and opened the wedding ring searches again.

Before Luke, he used to make sarcastic comments about people who celebrated such a "useless holiday."