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if house md were running in 2024 there would be an episode with a patient who identifies as an ‘online content creator’ (cagily) where house agrees to take the case primarily because when he offhandedly refers to her as an onlyfans model both cameron and cuddy get really offended and say it’s a sexist assumption so he doubles down and becomes committed to finding the patient’s onlyfans and proving it. at some point it would be revealed that chase actually is an onlyfans model and started doing it as a stopgap after his dad died and he suddenly got disinherited but he makes so much money off it that now medicine is basically just a hobby. cameron and foreman both disagree with the concept online sex work but it turns out they disagree for different reasons (cameron thinks it’s exploitative and not-feminist, foreman finds it distasteful and thinks people should get ‘real jobs’) and spend most of their scenes together arguing about this while chase gets continually more shifty. they break into the patient’s house and there’s a full ringlight and camera setup which seems to confirm house’s suspicions. while trying to find the patient’s onlyfans house accidentally finds chase’s onlyfans instead and considers publicly embarrassing him about it like he did with wilson’s sex tape but soon realises that most of the staff at the hospital are already subscribed to chase’s onlyfans so makes fun of him for that instead. it then transpires that the reason why the patient is so cagey about being a content creator is that she’s an ASMR artist and all the soap she’s been shaving on camera has irritated her lungs. cuddy is about to make house give her 20 extra hours of clinic duty as recompense but at last minute it’s revealed that the website the patient uses for some of her bonus commissions is, drumroll…onlyfans, because she’s been banned from patreon. how does house know this? wilson is subscribed to her because the soap videos sometimes soothe him to sleep. something by cigarettes after sex plays. roll end credits.

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I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

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Customer: PUT TO MUCH MONEY IN MY BIKE DMV: SEXTUAL Verdict: ACCEPTED

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I HATE MORAL OCD. well i shouldnt say hate thats a strong word. and i dont want to sound like i hate people WITH moral ocd because i dont of course. i just hate having it. but i shouldnt think that, i do like having morals, its just stressful to be thinking about them so constantly and scrutinizing every little thing i do or think. but really thats the least i could do so i should at least try, right? just because i suffer from— no, struggle with moral ocd doesn’t mean i should just stop thinking about things all together, thats not what im saying and i should make that clear, but i

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Brain Curd #253

Brain Curds are lightly edited daily writing - usually flash fiction and sometimes terrible on purpose.

You get used to the feeling of the cold, hard iron after long enough, only to be reminded when your head is jerked backwards into a brick wall. I’d become convinced the bruises were tattoos, choices I made etched in permanent pigment, but the Rorschach test revealed something else entirely: I am bound, and I have never not been.

There are more chains, more locks than I can see in the dim lighting of self-awareness. So I feel around with my free hand, flinching at my own touch for I do not know myself, do not trust myself not to hurt me. One, two, three… at least that many locks, probably more, but one of them is weak and rusted. I pull at it and it disintegrates, iron oxide falling like dandruff onto my bare thigh. I can barely read the inscription carved into it before it falls to pieces.

“Desire.”

I pull away its chain and stand on my feet. It’s not a feeling I’m used to. I feel gigantic in this small room, hunched over to keep my scalp from grinding off on the ceiling. My fingers find another lock on a chain tied around my waist. It’s not as weak as the last one, only lightly rusted, but the etching is easier to read.

“Fear.”

I bang it against the wall, sparks flying out from impact, and it concedes defeat, falling to the ground with a clink. The chains slither off, leaving behind raw marks I could never hope to heal, but such is the consequence of lingering for all these years in comfortable squalor. I can nearly move freely, but the last chain I see tightens around my neck. I yank against it and throw someone off balance. He grunts and I instantly recognize the voice. I’ve beaten him once, I can do it again, so I pull harder, slamming his face into the stone, over and over until he drops the key through the hole and slinks away. I pick it up and put it in the lock, but hesitate.

I wonder if I’m ready to leave here. I wonder what bondage I may find myself in when the most obvious pain is finally gone - am I prepared to do this all again? I turn the key, let the chains fall from the shackle, and turn the lock over in my hands like a river stone. With a deep breath, I clutch it in my fist and walk to the exit. I’m not yet ready to let go.

“Shame.”

Please comment, reblog, like, and follow if you enjoyed - I'd love to know what you think! See you again tomorrow.

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good morning to everyone but especially this random dude who commented this under a beach boys tiktok video

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Hands down the most interesting landlord special I've seen so far. Oddly tilting stairs w/carpet, teeny shower at the top, toilet pole b/c there's not much room to maneuver up there, then the sink on the floor so you can wash up from the stairs. Luxury towel heater, though.

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wait this isn't a shitpost

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your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

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Sorry for being a child eight years ago? I guess? Let's tone down the accusations and conflation of ignorance with low intelligence.

What's this about? Who's got you frustrated right now?

If you're a trans person, and you genuinely believe that anti-trans legislation in the US is so bad wholly because of the Trump administration, you are a privileged fucking idiot who didn't have their eyes open before 2016.

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... "Exception"?

Apostrophes are nearly always used for possessives, notably not including pronouns (e.g. "its" vs "it's" - which is probably what has you confused).

I'm kind of baffled wondering who taught you this. And then you go and use an interrobang? How proficient in English are you exactly because you're sending very mixed signals here

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BMW's concept car: give it a carussy and a gear shift that looks like a clit. men aren't gonna know how to drive this thing