#incorrect quotes with ocs
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crystalsandbubbletea · 1 year ago
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Alex: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Locus: *crouches down*
Carolina: *kneels down*
South: *sits on the floor*
Alex:
Alex: I hate all of you.
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secretidentie · 4 months ago
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Tim for literally no reason: Hey Jason do yk where I can get some cocaine
Jason: Why tf do you need cocaine
Tim: I'm a teenage CEO why tf do you think I need cocaine
Jason: Fair enough. But I'm still not selling you cocaine
Tim: Why not? I just want to hang out with the other young finance bros
Jason: Hey dick head, tell your brother I'm not giving him cocaine
Dick: Tim are you okay? do you want to talk about this??
Tim: Uhg I'm fine. You're the one ones who said I should stop drinking coffee
Jason: and you thought this was a good alternative???
Tim: Come on I'll only do a little
Dick: Is this coz we spoiled the ending of wolf of Wallstreet
Tim: Why can't I just have some? You do!
Jason: No I don't
Tim: You're a crime lord
Dick: Yeah isn't it like part of the job
Jason: WHAT NO Stereotype much. I've never even seen cocaine up close
Tim: YOU'RE A CRIME LORD
Jason: Yeah not a drug dealer THERE'S A DIFFERENCE
Tim: I should have known your not cool enough to have drug dealer connections
Jason: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA BUY A FUCK TON OF COCAINE AND DO IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU JUST TO RUB IT IN
Dick: Woah woah that's enough both of you. No one in this house is doing drugs. If anyone talks about cocaine again I'll tell Bruce you said you want to start a new crack epidemic. He'll make you sit in at strangers AA meetings and read through old case files of ex dealers and their autopsies. Don't. TEST. me.
Tim: ............
Jason: ............
Tim: Can you sell me meth?
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eternalslover · 1 year ago
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Bullet train incorrect quotes:
Tangerine: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Y/n: Sure!
Y/n: Whats your favorite color?
Tangerine, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you love me?
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debonairprincesposts · 22 days ago
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You: Bro-
Jason: No, no, hold up, rewind.
Jason: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??
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kpop-otome-yandere-here · 2 months ago
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Mammon: Can I have a bite of your food?
Mc: Absolutely not!
Levi: Wow. Some great couple. She won’t even share her food.
Mc: It has avocado on it. He's allergic to avocado. Are you so jealous of our relationship that you want Mammon to die?
Levi:
Levi, murmuring: Yes.
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kawareo · 7 months ago
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Can't throw daddy's name around to get what you want all the time, Durge, put away the dramatic lighting
Am a big supporter of the 'Durge likes gnolls while Enver doesn't' headcanon
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ironshieldchild · 3 months ago
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a little something i made lmao
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batsis-reader · 17 days ago
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Batsis: Hey Jason Jason: Yes? Batsis: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on? Jason: Jason: Where’s Damian?
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nalyniavadelletargaryen · 4 months ago
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*After Rooks Rest*
Aemond: I hate seeing you like this brother…
Aegon, in pain, and on the brink of death: Like what…?
Aemond: Alive.
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incorrectquotesharrypotterv · 5 months ago
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Y/n: I don’t really like people, but you’re okay, I guess.
Theo: I'm your boyfriend.
Y/n: Huh, so that's why.
Theo:
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theredhood-jasontodd · 7 months ago
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Dick: Hey, Y/N, are you free on Friday? Like around eight?
Y/N: Yeah.
Dick: And you, Jason ?
Jason : Umm... yes?
Dick: Great! Because I'm not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date!
Jason : Did he just-
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crystalsandbubbletea · 1 year ago
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York: Well, has Alex been wrong before?
Enaya: How wide are we willing to open this up?
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secretidentie · 5 months ago
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*Brucie Wayne on a tangent during an interview*: .... without dick there's very little to live for yk.
Interviewer: ....you mean your son?
Bruce : ........sure
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mikaelsonincorrectquotes · 1 year ago
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Y/n, over text: Turn around.
Y/n: No, the other way.
Y/n: Wrong way again.
Damon: Where are you??
Y/n: At home, but the idea of you turning aimlessly in circles amuses me.
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debonairprincesposts · 26 days ago
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Jason: I'm trash.
You: As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?
Jason:
Jason: You smooth motherfucker.
Jason: And yes it does.
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kpop-otome-yandere-here · 1 year ago
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Mc: Hey, dumb slut, get over here.
Mammon, sighing: Okay-
Asmo: I'm coming!
Mammon, confused: I thought... I was dumb slut...
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