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Solomon: “Can you please talk to me?”

Mc: “I could, but I don't want to.”

Solomon: “Can you please want to talk to me?”

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Mammon: Can I have a bite of your food?

Mc: Absolutely not!

Levi: Wow. Some great couple. She won’t even share her food.

Mc: It has avocado on it. He's allergic to avocado. Are you so jealous of our relationship that you want Mammon to die?

Levi:

Levi, murmuring: Yes.

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Solomon: Mc if I make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all I need

Solomon: Not all this, how did you get into my house business

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Mammon: I cut my finger

Mc: I can kiss it, so it'll get better

Mammon: That works?

Mc: Yeah, my mum used to do it when I was little

*later*

Mammon: I need you to punch me in the mouth

Levi: Fucking finally

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Mc: I don’t really like people, but you’re okay, I guess.

Lucifer: I'm your boyfriend.

Mc: Huh, so that's why.

Lucifer:

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Mc: What are you eating?

Lucifer: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.

Mc: I’m dating you, don't I?

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Lucifer: Okay, one more time. You said you asked everyone if they wanted pizza.

Mc: Yes.

Lucifer: And they said no?

Mc: Also, yes.

Lucifer: And then Belphie came down and took a slice of it, to which you-

Mc: Took my fucking pizza back from that asshole and told him to make his own damn dinner.

Lucifer: But when Mammon asked for some-

Mc: (throws her hands in the air)

Mc: What did you expect me to do, let him fucking STARVE?!

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Satan: You need a hobby.

Mc: I have a hobby!

Satan: Pissing off Belphie doesn't count.

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Mc: I am in charge of this disaster!

Mammon: I have a name, you know.

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Asmo: Lucifer won't trace this back to us, right?

Mc: Are you kidding? He traces everything back to us. Lucifer traces things we haven't even done yet back to us.

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Mc: Congratulations, you three have won gold, silver, and bronze in the morons’ Olympics.

Levi:

Solomon:

Mammon: who won gold?

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actually talking to people on tumblr?

 i’ve been seeing a lot of posts to the effect of “i wish i could talk to more writers on tumblr, but i’m too shy.” and a lot of the replies are “you can talk to me, i don’t bite!” which is great, honestly. but these interactions, at least in my experience, rarely lead to anything more. 

so this is my attempt to compile a list of how to be friends with writeblrs that’s a little more than just “talk to people.” i don’t know if it’s just common sense for the rest of you, but this is all stuff i had to learn through almost a year on tumblr. im fuckign old omg.

so without further ado, i present: Conversation Starters For Writeblrs.

do they reblog ask games? send asks, off anon. reply to their answers.

see something in common? you both have dragons in your wip? you’re both the same age? tell them!

tag them in things! who actually cares if you’re following the rules of the tag games or not?

if they’re asking for something, like book recs or advice, answer them.

compliments. literally anything, as long as it’s genuine. send them off anon so people know who you are. 

reply to their fuckign writing!! pleAse!! and not just “ooh this is good” (though that’s nice too), but tell them what you liked! tell them what you were confused about! tell them where you want more detail! we’re all on here because of writing, might as well actually talk about it sometimes!

just. like. ask how their day went.

Also, some thoughts:

you’re not a bother. and even if you are, who’s going to be rude enough to say it?

someone has to make the first move, it might as well be you.

they’re just people.  we’re all literally just people.

friendship ≠ one interaction. keep trying. keep talking.

you got this! 

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Solomon: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person. 

Mc: Actually, Mammon is my favourite. 

Solomon: Okay then, it is I, that bitch. 

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Mc: This is a very bad idea.

Diavolo: I would have thought you liked bad ideas.

Mc: Only when they are mine.

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Mc: Ugh, there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder.

Solomon:*glares at Simeon*

Simeon: Well, sorry I have morals!

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Mc: All the snacks are gone!

Asmo: I AM LITERALLY RIGHT HERE?!

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Mc: Luke, I didn’t raise you to embarrass me like that.

Luke: You didn’t raise me…

Mc: That’s what I just said.