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A chef can dream🥂
#dead plate#rody x vincent#vincent charbonneau#rody lamoree#the height difference is incorrect but whatever#Vincent bought Rody his tuxedo#his cheap ass husband cannot afford it
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5’3” Logan: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Wade: punch me in the stomach and kiss me when I keel over!
Wade: Stab me!
Wade: kick me in the shin! Tackle me!
Vanessa: just ask him to lean down?!
#new spin on an old incorrect quote#incorrect quotes#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wolverine#everytime I turn my back you guys let them stop trending and I’m not ready for that yet#poolverine#please I want them to be ship of the year#deadclaws#wade wilson#logan howlett#short Logan#short wolverine#god please make more short Logan content#their nearly a foot height difference could save me from the horrors#I’ve been obsessed with that The Proposal AU of them the last two days#but it only updates on Fridays#and I should be updating my own fics
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dick: little wing, i think you came back wrong
jason: the hell are you on about, dickie?
dick, standing on his tippy toes and gesturing towards jason's head: you came back taller than me!
jason, baffled: you think just 'cause i'm taller, there must be something wrong with me?
dick, pouting: it hurts my pride as the oldest, okay?!
#jason: there's literally a hundred other things that's wrong with me#jason: and you decided to focus on my height#jason: real mature#dc#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#batman#batfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#gotham#only in gotham#dick grayson#jason todd#nightwing#red hood#unidentified gothamite
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Dan: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Andrew: *turning to Neil* How tall are you?
#He already knows Neil’s height but still#poor Dan just wants to find out more about her team and Andrew and Neil are flerting#(being harmlessly mean)#(in an affectionate way)#aftg#all for the game#incorrect aftg#aftg incorrect quotes#dan wilds#andrew minyard#neil josten
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Crosshair, looking over people’s heads: Ugh, Hunter’s so short we lost him in the crowd.
Wrecker: I know exactly what to do.
Wrecker, using his hands as a megaphone: OMEGA SUCKS!
Hunter, in the distance: what the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!
Omega, on Wrecker’s shoulders: There he is!
#hunter is a Short King#(he’s the same height as me lol)#the bad batch#star wars#tbb incorrect quotes#clone force 99#tbb crosshair#tbb wrecker#tbb hunter#tbb omega
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Aventurine: Hold my hand so you don't get lost!
Dr. Ratio: I'm not doing that...
Aventurine: Just do it!
Dr. Ratio: You are the size of my hand!
Aventurine: Then hold me in your hand so you don't get lost!
#is this a knock against aventurine's height or is he just in the sandbox again?#yes#honkai star rail#honkai star rail incorrect quotes#hsr aventurine#hsr dr ratio#ratiorine#aventio#posted during version 2.3
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Violet: “My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?”
Imogene: “Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.”
Rhi: “Kick him in the shins.”
Mira: “Dump him.”
Xaden: “No? To….all of those? Just ask me to lean down.”
#incorrect quotes#incorrect fourth wing#incorrect fourth wing quotes#violet sorrengail#xaden riorson#violet and xaden#violet x xaden#mira sorrengail#rhiannon matthias#Imogene#source: unknown#height difference#Xaden is canonically like a foot and a half taller than her I can’t even-
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I need to stop the spread of misinformation. A lot of online sources claim that Brian Thomas/Haight is 6'4". This is actually incorrect.
(I apologize for the bad screenshot) Tim might be a bit farther away from the camera- but he and Brian are about the same height. There's other photos you can find online with all of them standing side by side if you wanna check those out. My man is not taller than Alex 😔 Anyway, I just wanted to inform my fellow Horny Marbles enjoyers about this. Thank you :)
#marble hornets#brian thomas#tim wright#jay merrick#alex kraile#brian haight#tim sutton#joseph delage#troy wagner#this makes me remember all the old creepypasta fics i read#and they used the incorrect height#😭
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Jace and Aegon's relationship in a nutshell
#hotd#incorrect quotes#jacegon#fanon aegon is better#jace did NOT take the bait#height is wrong#aegon ii targaryen#jacaerys velaryon
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Tav: I'm at a loss for words! Haarlep, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, the little mouse proceeded to yell at Raphael for the next 45 minutes. I lounged in bed and ate grapes, having the time of my life.
#Tav x Raphael#Haarlep#raphael#raphael the cambion#baldur's gate 3#bg3#incorrect quotes#you KNOW Haarlep would enjoy the shit out of this confrontation#don't mind him he's just a lil sexy guy watching the show#maybe there's popcorn in hell#it would also be hilarious to look at since my Tav is 5'1 tall and given Raphael's towering height as a devil... well#my quotes
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I refuse to believe Nico is 5.6. He’s like barely five foot, he’s cuddle sized for will’s convenience
I mean, he's not. he's not 5'6". Only like three characters have extremely definitive heights with exact numbers and that's Michael Yew (4'6" [TLO]), Clarisse (5'6" [TLO]), and Tyson ("a little over 6ft tall" [BoO]). Everyone else is comparisons to each other with no exact heights (Jason is one inch taller than Percy, and Nico is 6 inches shorter than Michael Kahale, but we don't know how tall exactly any of them are) or vague approximations (Annabeth used to be taller than Percy but is now shorter, Thalia is approximately the tallest Huntress as of BoO, the Stoll brothers are Generally Tall-ish, Leo can fit into a seven year old's hand-me-downs, etc.)
An important thing to remember with Nico is that he is 14 at absolute maximum in the series. His age range through the series is 10-14. 14 year olds are rarely tall. Average height for a 13 year old boy, aka Nico throughout all of HoO, is ~5'1". In the 1930s, the average height of an adult Italian man was like 5'5"-5'6".
So, with that information, Nico as an adult is unlikely to break 5'6" if even 5'5". He is absolutely not 5'6" at 14, especially since we know he's described as short. Nico probably spent the majority of the first series under 5ft, which would actually explain why Bianca in BoTL noted that Nico had hit a growth spurt, because he was probably newly not 4ft-something anymore. Him being 5'2" in Blood of Olympus would make Michael Kahale 5'8", which is a perfectly reasonable height and does also match with their weight descriptions in the same line.
Anyways please picture the TLO scene of Nico scurrying around after Hades, shouting and waving his arms, with Nico being 5ft even and Hades being like 40ft god mode. Or Nico sassing Kronos but Luke is at least 6ft in comparison. It's really funny.
#pjo#nico di angelo#riordanverse#Anonymous#ask#aalv vs the wiki#< putting this in that tag because 99% of the heights on the wiki are blatantly made up and very incorrect#pjo wiki i challenge you to cite sources for the character heights
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Liebe: [angry screeching]
Asta: Wow, I did not know... so much rage could fit into such a TINY creature.
#what liebe thinks his height is vs what his height is actually is#black clover#asta black clover#liebe black clover#black clover incorrect quotes#source: tumblr#asta#liebe#the black bulls
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Jisung: I am 41 cheetos tall Minho: Why did you measure yourself in cheetos? Jisung: We were out of doritos
#minsung#cheetos#doritos#chips#measuring#measurement#height#stray kids#skz#incorrect#skz minho#skz lee know#skz lee minho#stray kids lee know#stray kids lee minho#stray kids minho#lee minho#minho#lee know#han#jisung#han jisung#stray kids han#stray kids jisung#stray kids han jisung#skz jisung#skz han#skz han jisung#tall#kpop
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Hunter: Bueno, you didn’t hear this from me, but some little birdy told me... Phee had sex with Tech.
Crosshair: *gasps* No me diga!
#I feel like they would gossip together idk why#Hunter gossips#I mean after that scene with Rex and Anakin in the clone wars he DEF went to his brothers like you’re not going to believe what I saw#star wars tbb#star wars the bad batch#the bad batch#tbb crosshair#incorrect bad batch quotes#tbb hunter#tbb incorrect quotes#source: in the heights
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is octavian wearing platforms to make himself feel taller canon or another deluded hc of mine?
#he wears those ugly ass sandals doesnt he#the dogs are out#sighhhh#really thought he wore big ass boots and then goes around proclaiming he’s ove 6ft in height (he’s 5’7)#riordanverse#incorrect riordanverse#rick riordan#hoo#heroes of olympus#octavian#octavian hoo#ngl hes funny#rewriting
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Atsushi: What was Chuuya like when he was a little?
Dazai: Oh I think you mean young. He's always been little.
#bsd#bsd incorrect#bungo stray dogs#incorrect bungo stray dogs#incorrect bungo stray dogs quotes#incorrect quotes#bsd dazai#bungou stray dogs dazai#bungou gay dogs#bsd chuuya#dazai making fun of chuuya's height like he always does#poor atsushi#bungou stray dogs atsushi#bsd atsushi#source: big bang theory#atsushi nakajima#chuuya nakahara#osamu dazai#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs chuuya#bungo stray dogs dazai#bungou sd#bungou stray dogs chuuya#bungo gay dogs#dazai bsd#bsd memes#dazai#bsd skk#soukoku memes#skk
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