#incorrect in the heights

[theaceofarrows]

12 year old, 4'4ft Jason: Tall people really act like they earned their height

17 year old, 5'10ft Dick: Short people really act like we stole their height

Bruce, internally: [don't laugh, don't laugh, don't laugh-]

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[Years later]

19 year old, 6'2ft Jason: Hey, remember when I stole your height? Good times

24 year old 5'10 Dick:

Dick: First oF ALL, YOU SASQUATCH SIZED BITCH-

Bruce, internally: [DON'T LAUGH, DON'T LAUGH, DON'T LAUGH-]

[frstk]

A chef can dream🥂

[captainmaxatx]

5’3” Logan: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?

Wade: punch me in the stomach and kiss me when I keel over!

Wade: Stab me!

Wade: kick me in the shin! Tackle me!

Vanessa: just ask him to lean down?!

[unidentifiedgothamite]

dick: little wing, i think you came back wrong

jason: the hell are you on about, dickie?

dick, standing on his tippy toes and gesturing towards jason's head: you came back taller than me!

jason, baffled: you think just 'cause i'm taller, there must be something wrong with me?

dick, pouting: it hurts my pride as the oldest, okay?!

[incorrect-all-for-the-game]

Dan: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Andrew: *turning to Neil* How tall are you?

[magicandmundane]

Crosshair, looking over people’s heads: Ugh, Hunter’s so short we lost him in the crowd.

Wrecker: I know exactly what to do.

Wrecker, using his hands as a megaphone: OMEGA SUCKS!

Hunter, in the distance: what the FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Omega, on Wrecker’s shoulders: There he is!

[incorrectstarrailquotes]

Aventurine: Hold my hand so you don't get lost!

Dr. Ratio: I'm not doing that...

Aventurine: Just do it!

Dr. Ratio: You are the size of my hand!

Aventurine: Then hold me in your hand so you don't get lost!

[aprill-99]

Violet: “My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?”

Imogene: “Punch him in the stomach, then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.”

Rhi: “Kick him in the shins.”

Mira: “Dump him.”

Xaden: “No? To….all of those? Just ask me to lean down.”

[forgottenporkbun]

I need to stop the spread of misinformation. A lot of online sources claim that Brian Thomas/Haight is 6'4". This is actually incorrect.

(I apologize for the bad screenshot) Tim might be a bit farther away from the camera- but he and Brian are about the same height. There's other photos you can find online with all of them standing side by side if you wanna check those out. My man is not taller than Alex 😔 Anyway, I just wanted to inform my fellow Horny Marbles enjoyers about this. Thank you :)

[jacksonseymour13]

Jace and Aegon's relationship in a nutshell

[judas-had-a-crown]

Tav: I'm at a loss for words! Haarlep, narrating: Despite being at a loss for words, the little mouse proceeded to yell at Raphael for the next 45 minutes. I lounged in bed and ate grapes, having the time of my life.

[minsungincorrectquotes]

Jisung: I am 41 cheetos tall Minho: Why did you measure yourself in cheetos? Jisung: We were out of doritos

[the-black-bulls]

Liebe: [angry screeching]

Asta: Wow, I did not know... so much rage could fit into such a TINY creature.

[aroaceleovaldez]

I refuse to believe Nico is 5.6. He’s like barely five foot, he’s cuddle sized for will’s convenience

I mean, he's not. he's not 5'6". Only like three characters have extremely definitive heights with exact numbers and that's Michael Yew (4'6" [TLO]), Clarisse (5'6" [TLO]), and Tyson ("a little over 6ft tall" [BoO]). Everyone else is comparisons to each other with no exact heights (Jason is one inch taller than Percy, and Nico is 6 inches shorter than Michael Kahale, but we don't know how tall exactly any of them are) or vague approximations (Annabeth used to be taller than Percy but is now shorter, Thalia is approximately the tallest Huntress as of BoO, the Stoll brothers are Generally Tall-ish, Leo can fit into a seven year old's hand-me-downs, etc.)

An important thing to remember with Nico is that he is 14 at absolute maximum in the series. His age range through the series is 10-14. 14 year olds are rarely tall. Average height for a 13 year old boy, aka Nico throughout all of HoO, is ~5'1". In the 1930s, the average height of an adult Italian man was like 5'5"-5'6".

So, with that information, Nico as an adult is unlikely to break 5'6" if even 5'5". He is absolutely not 5'6" at 14, especially since we know he's described as short. Nico probably spent the majority of the first series under 5ft, which would actually explain why Bianca in BoTL noted that Nico had hit a growth spurt, because he was probably newly not 4ft-something anymore. Him being 5'2" in Blood of Olympus would make Michael Kahale 5'8", which is a perfectly reasonable height and does also match with their weight descriptions in the same line.

Anyways please picture the TLO scene of Nico scurrying around after Hades, shouting and waving his arms, with Nico being 5ft even and Hades being like 40ft god mode. Or Nico sassing Kronos but Luke is at least 6ft in comparison. It's really funny.

[here-comes-the-moose]

Hunter: Bueno, you didn’t hear this from me, but some little birdy told me... Phee had sex with Tech.

Crosshair: *gasps* No me diga!

[incorrect-riordanverse]

is octavian wearing platforms to make himself feel taller canon or another deluded hc of mine?