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unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

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I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

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his big beautiful balls bounced ballsackfully down the stairs

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“A little heartthrob”  The Canadian Goose and Vermilion Flycatcher

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day in the life as a deadbeat daughter

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living with a tall dude is ridiculous I just turned around and he was walking our cat around on the ceiling

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To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

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I love when fiction makes the audience feel guilty about their role as the audience. When something fucked up is treated as a joke but later it's recognised how fucked up it was and the audience feels guilty for finding it funny. When a character breaks the fourth wall to plead for help, and you can't do anything so you just watch. And you know that the characters pain isn't real, but they're begging for help and you're not helping because their suffering is entertainment for you

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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)

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I'm going to do something big!

I'm going to do my first curse!

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technology has changed so much over the years, it's nuts to think about.

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