#he has kids!

[alarrytale]

Confessions Sunday. One thing that being a larrie taught me is to learn about PR relationships and how to spot them - like before becoming a larrie I genuinely thought all H’s gfs were real and I even had some kind of admiration for TS because “she was dating H and he was gone for her” (please don’t judge me, I was really stupid and ate her songs about him 🙈). Anyway this week another PR relationship ended - S*brin* C. and B*rry K. - and because I was bored and literally couldn’t care less about these two, I got myself into the discussion on fb because I found everything about their fauxmance so obviously fake like it was literally out of PR relationships 101 book. Including the lenght of their business deal - exactly one year, what a suprise! - and the reason of the breakup - B cheated on her with some tiktoker. And so I just stated my opinion how fake it was and how I can’t believe people really ate it up and now are into the fake cheating drama. And while around 400 people have eyes and brain as well so they see it too and so they liked my comment, so many people started attacking me how do I know it was fake, wanted proofs and source of my claimings and how them two didn’t need PR and he attended her shows and became friendly with her friends and she wrote songs about him etc etc etc. As I said, I have no feelings for these two and I was bored, so I patiently replied everyone but I am shocked how people need proofs and source eventho I tried to explain them everything. Some even called me a clown and to get some professional help. Oh my oh my. I know it’s healthy to stay in my larrie lane and bubble when it comes to HL because gaslighted antis and solos exist but didn’t know people will attack me for exposing random PR relationship of two celebrities when no closeting, bearding and fake kids are involved. Sorry to vent to you not 1D/Larry topic but I know you’re into blinds and see other PR relationships and just have some basic knowledge about other celebries withour any deeper feelings.

Hi, anon!

It's such an eye opener to become a larrie and to learn the workings of the industry, and particularly how widespread the use of PR relationships for promo, engagement and attention is. But explaining it to outsiders who still got their rose-coloured glasses on, that all this is fake, is really difficult.

You can explain all you want, but if you're telling someone that their favourite couple is fake, they'll refuse to listen to you. They'll get defensive. I've said this before, but i sometimes feel like i'm telling little kids that Santa isn't real when i say that this or that relationship is fake. Because their fantasy is ruined, their idol is lying to them, and Hollywood isn't this magical place. Being famous and a celebrity isn't only glitz and glamour.

Sometimes i wish i didn't know all that i know, and that i don't know how to spot a fake relationship by simple tells. It's much easier to live in bliss and believe that these two celebrities, who make a perfect couple on paper and would make the cutest kids, are really together, love each other and are happy together. Alas, i know too much.

[markwateneymemorialcrater]

Please note. The orange one is not included because A. He isn’t a billionaire. And B. Calling him obnoxious is too kind for him.

[brainrotcharacters]

That's that shit eating grin that practically screams "Harder! HARDER!" except the homoerotic subtext is a tripwire they're crash landing through

[chloesimaginationthings]

Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?

[laughingcatwrites]

As a reminder that good exists out there, a coworker recently confessed to me that he found out his child is questioning their identity (kid's gender redacted for this post). The kid is keeping it from him, so he can't say anything to them or show that he knows, but he's doing his best to get mentally prepared and educated so that he'll be ready whenever his kid does feel comfortable enough come to him.

For context, this guy is a big, bulky middle aged dude who loves sports and typical outdoor "manly" activities. As his coworker and friend, I know he's a kind and sweet teddy bear of a person, but his kid probably views him as a stern, authoritarian figure, the way most teenagers view their parents. His family lives in a conservative area, so I'm sure between that, their dad's looks and interests, and the fact that their dad is a Figure of Authority, the kid is worried that they won't be accepted.

But you know what? When he found out about his kid, the first thing he did was reach out to his closest queer friend and ask for resources for parents of questioning children. His biggest fears are that his kid will be bullied or discriminated against and won't feel comfortable enough to be themself. His second action was to find himself a mentor in another parent who went the same situation (kid coming out in a conservative town). The other person is preparing him for some of the struggles his kid may face and the fights he may need to take on as a parent to make sure his kid is safe and treated well.

Something I want to emphasize for people focused on language as the primary method of allyship is that when we spoke, he used some outdated terms and thoughts about gender and sexuality. That does not make him bad. These were the terms and thinking used about questioning teenagers when he was growing up and he never needed to learn more current ones. But now that he does have that need, he's throwing himself in head first because that's his kid and he's darn well going to make sure that his kid feels welcomed and has a safe place to be themselves even if they never come out to him.

[neuro-psyche]

I think Dick and Jason would have multiple “what the actual fuck are you saying right now” with Tim and Damian when it comes to quality of life/monetary differences. Sure, Dick and Jason got used to Bruce’s “is $100 a good enough tip on a $30 bill?” shit, but hearing Tim talking about a new laptop he bought for $5000 literally is like a punch in the gut.

If they ever went on a cruise (which they totally wouldn’t because cruises are floating death traps), Jason and Dick would be in awe of the fancy amenities, where as Damian would be unsatisfied with the quality, since he grew up with every single amenity known to man. Tim would just feel like it’s all normal since the Drake’s were extravagant and travelled all over the planet.

Jason : My bedroom is bigger than my fucking apartment.

Dick : I could do a full gymnastics routine with the space in my room.

Tim :

Dick :

Tim : My room is normal sized…

Jason : You grew up in a mega mansion. I hardly think you’re the benchmark of a normal room-

Damian : I must agree with Drake. This room is frankly underwhelming.

Dick, staring wildly at him : What do you mean underwhelming- Dames there’s an aquarium wall in your room.

Damian : Yes. Underwhelming.

Jason :

Dick :

Jason : Do you want to-

Dick : Jump off the boat? Yes.

[aridatinas-art]

something something ... Stanford "Why didn't Rudolf just kill the other reindeer?" Pines and Fiddleford "I create death-mechas when my feelings get hurt" McGucket

[tiger-grace]

Superman: I haven���t seen you at the watchtower for a while. Where have you been the last few weeks, Batman?

Bruce: Rehab.

Superman, worriedly: Oh, I’m so sorry- I never knew you struggled with that. If you don’t mind me asking, what for?

Bruce, grimacing as he watches public footage of Signal and Red Hood starting a dumpster fire out of Pro-Joker merch: ..adoption.

[wishfulsketching]

I have finally finished season 2 of Arcane and can now enjoy your art without fear!!! They should be happy together 🥺

I take it "they" means zaundads because that is what I've been drawing the most BUT, lets be honest, applies to like 98% of the characters in the show.

They should've been a big happy familyyyy

[beeturtlle]

soul eaters

[littler3d]

I’m sorry if I was in any version of the pjo universe I would’ve clocked that Percy was the son of Poseidon as soon as the bathroom incident occurred. Tf you mean “I wonder who your dad is” he EXPLODED A TOILET. Chiron this is the second water incident you have witnessed how are you still confused

[buttdumplin]

yeah simon is the one to scare people away when they get too close you, using his size and movement to intimidate, simultaneously shielding you behind him

yeah soap is the one barking loud, creating a spectacle and calling people out, and warning them away

yeah kyle is the one humiliating people, mocking offenders until either their own actions dawn on them or they finally recognize the venom in his eyes

but price is the one that launches into swinging. there is no warning, no hesitation. taking a step, even a single word against you, warrants immediate action in his mind. it's no laughing fucking matter. you are a top fucking prize, his prize, the best the world has to offer. john is rabid in his protection, bearing tooth and boot and claw and fist. there’s no point in talking to him or trying to negotiate, an offense is an offense and he won’t meet it halfway. someone looks at you the wrong way? they won't be able to see out of swollen eyes after headbutts them, crushing their nose. someone whispers something nasty about you? good luck even eating with that jaw wired shut. god forbid someone touches you, the other three boys can barely hold him back. john will break countless bones in every way he knows and beat his knuckles bloody if your smile starts to drop. 

[chloesimaginationthings]

“Cassidy, stop doing the FNAF golden Freddy pose”

[anna-scribbles]

emma dupain cheng on the brain😽🎀

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[cyancees]

this has been sitting in my files for SO LONG cus i kinda hate it but here

[marxistgnome]

Memes shared by kids who grew up on starships I think they should have sea scout/land scout beef with kids that grew up on Starbases