#they would be such a menace together

[keferon]

Don’t mind me I just like to see him go bananas about cartoonish Autobot rules

Maaan…..if Prowl was in tfp he would spontaneously combust at least once a day

[bbuzz28]

As much as I lovelovelove Mystery Trio AUs- these three unhinged men should NEVER spend any amount of time together in their prime if you want any peace and quiet.

Someone merely mentions the ides of stealing *something* from a government facility? Stan's warming up the El Diablo that he's already taken the tags off; Ford somehow already has the blueprints to the building and Fiddleford has a handheld lock picking device that also knocks out the signal on surveillance cameras.

Ford finds it logical to use essentially chemical warfare on the guards they didn't know would be patrolling as he blows idk, fairy dust, in their faces. Stan notices that several of his personas' wanted posters are up in an office and he stuffs them in a paper shredder as they walk by not because he is embarrassed but because they weren't even good artist renditions of what he looked like. Fiddleford of course finds alien tech that the government officials are testing and pockets in, knowing it will come in handy for his next giant robot.

As they head back to the Shack Stan jokingly suggests knocking over a bank and Fiddleford nonchalantly says they don't need to, he built a printing press the other week. Ford nods, as if this is a completely reasonable response and Stan has never felt closer to his brother.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

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[b0wi3sgir1]

Marauders and Reg group chat

Remus: who the fuck added me to the group chat?

Sirius: >:O language.

Regulus: yeah watch your fucking language.

Sirius: OKAY WHO TAUGHT REGGIE TO SAY THE FUCK WORD?!

Peter: ‘the fuck word’

James: You guys use the f word all the time??

Regulus: Merlin’s beard you don’t have to censor it.

Peter: say fuck James.

Regulus: Do it, James. Say fuck.

[ok555ficideas]

Imagine Andriel kisses on the court after a game and that is how the public learns about their relationship. Neil as the captain has to do the press and he sees that as an opportunity to do something hilarious, so he grabs Aaron to go do the press with him and one of the reporters asks the wrong question.

“Are the two of you officially together?” He asked and Neil couldn’t help, but laugh at Aaron's red face. 

“Do you want to take this one, honey?” He asked away from the mic so only Aaron would hear. 

“I will kill you.” Aaron gritted through his teeth, but he approached the mic and addressed the reporter. “Can you read?” 

The reporter was taken aback by the question. “Excuse me?” He asked. 

“It’s quite a simple question. Can you read?” Aaron repeated himself, but didn’t wait for an answer this time. “You see this.” He said while gesturing to his jersey. “This is a five.” He said and held up five fingers to emphasize his point. “Andrew wears one with a three on it” He held up three fingers this time. “Either you can’t read or you are just a shity sports reporter and have no idea who either one of us are and are only interested in silly gossip. So which one is it?” Aaron paused, waiting for the reporter to answer. 

There was only silence so Aaron turned to Neil. “Which one do you think it is, Neil?”

Neil smiled and faked being deep in thought. “I think the latter. He looks the type.”

Aaron nodded. “Yes, I agree it’s the-'' He paused, gesturing in the direction of the now fully embarrassed reporter. 

“It’s the face.” Neil said not really caring that he didn’t make much sense.

“Yes! Thank you Neil. It’s the face.” Aaron agreed like it would bug him all night without Neil input. 

“Any other questions? Preferably about exy this time since that’s why we’re here.” Aaron said and Neil never thought that he would hear the blonde willingly suggest talking about exy. 

After their little stunt no one dared to ask about anything other than exy for the rest of the conference. 

[paladibun]

Fellas, is it gay if

[myrquez]

rewatched today’s press conference at least 3 times to analyze and scrutinize the every tiniest bit of movement in their eyeballs and the funniest shit to me was the immediate, silent stare marc and pecco shared as soon as the journalist asked the question ( “who would you chose between marc and jorge as a teammmate” ) while also totally forgetting about jorge’s existence

pretty boy was like the fuck should I say now?

and marc’s chaotic ass was just.. ENJOYING. thriving, even. psychological warfares and such, lemme see if you know how to play this silly game bag-naia

and then there was jorge. standing in the middle of the asylum just having the most silent, discreet hysterical breakdown ever, side-eyeing pecco at every given opportunity with some of the cuntiest headtilts ever known to mankind which in my eyes screamed im fucked bc nobody was actually paying attention to him

[silverskye13]

Me and @aistandardcherry have been talking about a Bad?Ending?AU where, because Tango never gets help, Tanguish loses his Hermit, and because of the guilt of losing Tango, Welsknight dies and leaves Helsknight as last man standing.

Tanguish, scared and alone and newly ruthless, manages to claw his way to the top of a Thief Guild. Helsknight, undefeated Champion with nothing left to take his anger issues out on, starts to go after this new Thief Lord stirring up trouble.

Shenanigans? Ensue?

[kindaasrikal]

Au where Lloyd realises Arin is going through a “i wanna be a villain” phase every first student goes through and after an argument none of the ninja, not even Nya, can stop the annoyed Lloyd from dragging every single one of them out to the training yard before this petty loser summons Morro in front of all of them.

And Morro, trying to deal with whatever bull he’s been facing after the merge, stands absolutely baffled when Lloyd gestures to him saying to some random kid “Do you really wanna end up like him??”

Best part is that when they both get into an argument again and all the ninja and including the new gen give up on stopping them, Morro holds a hand up and says “wait wait wait, for the love of GOD. Do NOT tell me you’re trying to do that whole evil first student thing too.” And then this mf joins Lloyd in lecturing Arin in gruesome detail about his life and regrets in just as much annoyance. And this time Arin just stands there horrified thinking ‘maybe I should rethink this…’

All the ninja are horrified. (Well, they actually just kinda gave up. They’ve learnt that every green ninja, wannabe or not, are all incredibly stubborn.)

Sora, Wyldfyre, and Euphrasia are all equally terrified.

Lloyd knew this would happen. They didn’t share one brain for at least a month for nothing.

[hauntingjasper]

Are we gonna talk about these two being Card Wars nerds and being so good at it that they actually injured two people + Gumball being The Floop Master

pls bring back my unhinged Card Wars bfs

[blueberry-tenya]

Everyone can tell Noa is supposed to parallel Caesar but Mae's parallels with Koba are driving me insane (they even incorporated this into her character design with the scars), Koba being given a second chance by the narrative through a HUMAN? She's definitely getting a redemption arc. Wes please let her and Noa be on good terms with each other at the very end, even if they end up dying, Koba and Caesar hurt me enough already.

[of-pale]

If the DMC trio ever end up playing D&D:

The original clip I made edits over belongs to Arlentric on Youtube.

[ineedsleepsoleavemealone]

new idea: After Civil War, Natasha stays in Stark Tower with Tony. After she finds out that Spider-Man is a 15 yo after the homecoming incident, she and Tony kinda Co parent Peter. They kinda act like superhero godparents or something. Nat insists on giving Peter knives and training him, and Tony gives him PR advice and a science internship. After Aunt May finds out Peter is Spider-Man, Nat shamelessly flirts with her.

[fyeaheddiemunson]

These two together > everything

[breezypunk]

My kiddo's who I love very, very, very, very, very, very, very much. That is all :]

[t0bey]

like 12 years late for this statement but xane shouldve been in awakening. if not for the fact hes the funnest class in this entire series then the fact tiki already got seperated from bantu in the thousdands of years shes been asleep at least let her keep her annoying cousin too