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jackassbrainrot · 5 months ago

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tongue tied [bam x jenn x jimmy]

desc: jimmy teaches bam how to eat pussy

a/n: this is the fic I said no one but me would enjoy and I fully believe that but it's been in my head for literal days. Inspired by the many bloodhound gang songs about oral. weirdly enough, in a fic about eating out a woman, Jenn is kind of not important here, it's a very Jimmy centric fic.

warnings: oral sex, cucking sort of maybe, d/s dynamics, under negotiated kinks, very weird relationship dynamics

word count: 929

Jimmy was, what he would call, a proud pussy connoisseur. Contrary to the usual rockstar stereotype, he loved making his partners cum more than he cared about his own release. It made him feel powerful, the feeling of a woman shaking under him, moaning out his name as she desperately dug her nails into his skin or pulled his hair. And what he loved most of all was feeling the wetness spread across his lips, lapping it up with his tongue until he had them squirming from overstimulation.

So when Jenn joked about how Bam could learn something from him after one of Bloodhound gang's shows, he offered to teach him without a second thought. Jenn agreed, intrigued by the prospect, while Bam looked unsure, embarrassed by his own lack of experience but weirdly turned on by the idea. And that's how they found themselves in Bam and Jenn's room, Jenn sitting at the edge of their bed naked, her legs spread, Bam kneeling between them, shirtless, while Jimmy stood next to them, leaning on the bed, the only one fully dressed, nursing a beer in his hand.

Bam looked at him expectantly, those pretty blue eyes begging for instructions, an embarrassed flush across his face. Jimmy loved seeing him like this, not in control for once in his life, and the thought of the MTV star obediently surrendering to his words sent his ego soaring and blood flowing to his dick. "Warm her up a bit." He said, taking a sip of his beer as he watched Bam press gentle kisses to the inside of his girlfriend's thighs, moving up slowly, fingers tracing her soft skin. Jenn ran a hand through his hair, silently praising him, looking almost like an owner petting their dog and Jimmy had to hide his smile behind his beer can.

Jimmy's eyes met Bam's again, the younger man's lips inching closer to his girlfriend's pussy, unsure of what to do next. "Kiss it." He commanded, his voice low, watching Bam obey immediately, still looking up at him. "Again." And he did, hearing Jenn let out a sigh, smiling against her and looking up to meet her half lidded eyes, before his eyes locked back on Jimmy. "Again." They kept going like that until Jimmy was satisfied with the desperate noises Jenn was making and the wet sound of Bam's kisses. He smiled, the thought of the younger man paying attention to him rather than his own girlfriend while eating her out made him feel like a god.

Jimmy finally moved from his position above the couple, slipping onto the bed behind Jenn, legs spread, pulling her up onto his lap. Bam stared up at them, mouth agape and dick growing ever harder, as Jenn turned her head to kiss Jimmy, not caring that her boyfriend was watching, while Jimmy teasingly ran his hands up her spread thighs. When they pulled away from the kiss, Jimmy looked down at Bam's flushed face, eyes flitting down to his painfully hard dick before meeting his eyes again. "Watch and repeat Bambam."

Jimmy's fingers fell between Jenn's legs, slowly moving his finger up and down, sliding through the wetness and spit before pulling it away, a frustrated noise leaving Jenn's mouth, quickly replaced by one of pleasure as Bam's tongue mirrored the older man's actions. "Keep going until I tell you to stop." Bam nodded, his head between their legs, lapping at his girlfriend's pussy. He felt his hair being pulled lightly, a trail of spit still connecting his lips to her pussy, eyes moving up to see it was Jimmy's hand that was coaxing him away.

"Pay attention." His tone was harsh, waiting for Bam to do as he was told before pressing the pads of his finger to Jenn's clit, light moans leaving her mouth as he rubbed circles on it slowly, teasingly. A drawn out moan of his name made him smile against her shoulder, pulling Bam's head forward by his hair to replace his fingers with his tongue. The room was filled with sounds of Jenn's moans and Bam's tongue eagerly licking her clit, and it was like music to Jimmy's ears, hearing her moan out his name instead of Bam's, the younger man either not noticing or not caring.

"Suck it." The words made Bam dizzy, imagining Jimmy saying that in a similar position to the one they were in now, but without another body between them. He did as he was told, sucking his girlfriend's clit, her moans getting higher and louder, body pressing to Jimmy's chest as her hips rocked forward to meet Bam's mouth. Jimmy pressed gentle kisses along her neck and jaw, his hand moving between her and Bam, sliding two fingers into her while keeping the younger man in place with the hand still in his hair, encouraging him to keep going as their movements made Jenn's body go taut, cumming on Jimmy's fingers, her juices dripping down her boyfriend's chin.

As she collected herself, she got off Jimmy's lap, lying down on the bed next to them, fucked out. Bam was still kneeling between Jimmy's spread legs, looking up at him with dazed blue eyes, when Jimmy slipped his wet fingers into his mouth. Jimmy couldn't hide the wicked smile that was spreading across his face as he watched Bam obediently clean his fingers, face glistening from spit, lips puffy, cock still hard in his pants.

"Next time, we should teach him how to suck dick." Jenn giggled, and neither man showed any sign of disagreement.

#guess who doesn't like the end again #I'm setting it up for a part 2 sorryyyy that wasn't the og plan #oh jimmy pop how I love writing you cocky #bam margera #jenn rivell #jimmy pop #jackass #jackass fanfic #jackass fic #viva la bam #bloodhound gang #bloodhound gang fic #bloodhound gang fanfic

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coquelicoq · 1 month ago

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if we assume that each of the three pillars comes exactly three times for a total of nine times, and we know that the 7th time it was the 40-year guardian, and if we assume that was her final visit and the last two visits will be split between the 30-year guardian and the 8-year guardian, we can calculate how long ago the miharu family made that deal: (40x3)+(30x2)+(8x2)=196 years. 196 years ago it was 1828, but i think this is supposed to be set in the 1980s or 90s, so call it the late 1700s. that's the kind of thing matoba as the head of the matoba clan has to concern himself with - deals with youkai made by people 200 years ago from families that don't even exist anymore. it's an interesting contrast to the thing he says to natsume at the end of this arc, about the 9th visit, which is 30 years away, being someone else's problem. he's embroiled in the past but doesn't even think he'll get to have a future.

#however i don't think we can assume either 1) that each of the 3 pillars comes exactly 3 times #or 2) that the 7th visit was the 40-year guardian's final visit #based on the end of the arc when natsume asks who will come for the final visit and specifically asks if it will be #the 40-year guardian again. and matoba is just like idk not my problem #if they each come 3x then he should be able to predict which it will be for the 9th visit by process of elimination #(unless the miharu records are missing or something)#and if the 40-year guardian has already done all her tours then matoba should at least be able to say it won't be her. and he doesn't #but i still think 196 is a reasonable ballpark just because we know there have been 7 out of 9 visits #and they're splitting it between them in some way even if not perfectly equally #natsume's book of friends #natsume yuujinchou #matoba seiji #natsuyuu meta #miharu loquats arc #my posts #i think the only assumption we can safely make is that it's never the same guardian two times in a row #i guess the lower bound would be if the 8-year guardian and the 30-year guardian took turns for the first 6 visits #that would be (8x3)+(30x3)+40=154 years #and the upper bound would be if the 40-year guardian started and then switched off with the 30-year guardian up to visit 7 #that would be (40x4)+(30x3)=250 years #both of which seem highly unlikely. so the reality has to be between those two extremes and 196 seems pretty reasonable #and in any case even if it was only 154 years ago...that's still a really long time ago

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gilgil-machine · 2 months ago

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You know, I kind of hate to see people treat Cas!Gil as if he was any less arrogant than his Archer counterpart, when in reality, he just learned that there is a time and place for everything, including arrogance

Same here, and like I kinda understand where those people are coming from since they got used to Saber having a bunch of different versions or alter egos or like Sakura too and some others more. And sure Gilgamesh too has different versions of him like his alter ego that we'll about to see in new volume of fsf or we have proto Gilgamesh or Nebuchadnezzar (well this guy is just Gilface and not actually Gilgamesh but you get the point).

But still you can't treat archer Gil and caster Gil situation as like saber Artoria and caster Artoria because it's a completely different thing and there's a lot of proofs that show that they are one and the same person.

The most obvious one is Babylonia, like there's a lot of moments there that show the connection between caster and archer Gil and it has a huge reference to Gilgamesh's third SG in CCC like I mean.

Also some characters in fgo also mentioning the fact of connection and similarity between archer and caster Gil, like Hakuno for example. She has a line for caster Gilgamesh

AND she uses the same words that archer Gilgamesh mentioned during his third SG speech.

Also in fate samurai remnant there's a lot of archer and caster Gilgamesh references scattered all over his shop. Oh and also this art.

AND there's one official acrylic stand that we have of archer Gil but he wears caster Gil's jewelry.

And caster Gilgamesh can be just as merciless and sharp as archer Gilgamesh

#so yeah those two are one and the same person and who says otherwise is just dumb #also if those people treat caster Gil as alter ego or whatever then why they don't treat kid Gil as other version of him?#because like it's obvious right?#and with caster Gil it's not so obvious because ??? he doesn't look like middle aged or old man ???#I actually have a thought why he still looks young as caster Gil #in CCC Gil mentioned that he managed to retrieve immortality plant or whatever #so I guess he took a test sample and it made him younger #so anyway once again archer Gil and caster Gil is one person. end of discussion #my ramblings #txt #long post #answers

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hakusins · 7 days ago

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(vent in the tags) me thinking i've finally escaped financial problems: :DDDDD

life:

#idk why the image pasted like that but anyways haha im once again in a fucking pit #last month i was able to accumulate enough savings from collectively work and also other stuff #so i have a bit of extra in case of emergencies and additional expenses like taxes and stuff #but then guess who decided to not tell me he can't send me money by the end of the month - the time when i have to pay rent?#:DDD my beloved father #so i end up using the savings to pay for it #and i dont blame him or im not mad at him at all #especially because sending me money is already enough of a privilege that not a lot of people have #but at the very least if you don't think you can send me money can't you just tell me?#that way i can work for it???#because now im literally sitting with no money with food running out quickly in the fridge #i can't pick up a shift because whether its out of town or in my city it doesn't matter #i have no way to transport myself there other than on foot or on my bike #and i cant even cycle there without eating otherwise i'd basically sentence myself to death #so im trying to get by without eating for a couple of days right now but its just #sigh #i keep telling my father that i don't blame him and im not mad at him if he can't send me money when i need him to #but please tell me because i literally cannot take a shift this month because i need to study for the exams #and if i fail these exams i literally have one more chance to do them or else i have to repeat a year #which is going to cost us more in the long run #and just #yeah #maybe the hunger is getting to my head #im not going to open emergency comms this time because technically speaking i do have a job i can do #its just i need to just wait for the money that was supposed to be in my bank account to be sent #so i can eat and also i can have money for transportation #haku vents #venting #yeah no im just not in a good spot right now #apologies to mutuals and friends if i can't be on often

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sskk-manifesto · 1 month ago

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Next time we should just skip over ep 3 and do a chapters 84-87 reread

#Mmmmmmhhhh.#Well. If anything you can always tell when there's a ss/kk episode by the fact that it takes me two hours to watch it lol #What can I say. I'm a compulsive screencap taker #Mmmmmmhhh... I was right it wasn't as bad as I remembered it. Still moderately bad but not all bad.#It's just. I can feel the animators did their best.#I suppose it's just a difficult episode to animate within a short time frame since it's a specifically action packed one.#And the lack of time really shows. Like there *are* some detailed animated passages here and there. But then there's also these long static #shots that stretch on forever that are just... Idk. A little saddening to see I guess? Like the animators really ran out of time for them #There's also a big component of... I just can't vibe with the newfound artstyle. Like it looks soooo much worse than s1 in my opinion #Which you know‚ is only subjective! But eh... The distance between s2ep11 and this feels abyssal.#Everyone looks so ugly oftentimes. Like even in curated shots‚ they're just very rough and ungraceful.#Which like?? How could you look at Harukawa's art and come up with //that//??????? But it's whatever #And the pacing is so so off 😭😭😭 God please to death with 11 episodes long seasons give us filler episodes back. Please!!!!#The pacing is atrocious and it has not even to do with the animation. Even greatly animated episodes suffer from it.#Mmmmhh... I don't particularly like Fukuchi's vacting... He doesn't sound tired enough. Nor as pitiful as much as he should tbh #Among the three I feel like only Uemura really nails the job. I'm so sorry Onoken but I feel like even Akutagawa needs to sound vulnerable–#once in a while‚ you know? Although‚ if he's only going with how Bones depicts him‚ then I get why he would act him out like that 😭😭😭#There were so many reused shots too... The ones from the end of s2ep11... The s3ep12 kokko zessou one... Ss/kk running in the corridors...#Overall. Not as bad as I remembered it. But at the same time I get why I was so distraught because they really wasted the best four–#chapters of the manga just like that.#The “is his life that precious to you” moment was terrible 😭😭😭 Head in hands fr #Oh well. I babble a lot but it was okay. Like at least it wasn't season 3 kind of bad. And definitely wasn't t/pn s2 kind of bad LOL #I just hope ss/kk will be made justice in the future (╥﹏╥)#Especially since their new scenes (current manga events) are possibly going to be adapted in the first episodes of the new season.#If Bones pulls another s5ep3 on them you're going to see me on the news #Then again I have hope the arc finale will be adapted in a movie... Who knows...#Most of all I hope they change art style direction again D:#random rambles #Whaaaa it's so late already!!!#Edit: Oh also to not forget I've made like. One hundred posts. Maybe it's time to unfollow me now if you haven't already D:

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seaofreverie · 2 months ago

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I knew about the post concert depression but no one told me about the post concert constant feeling of AAAAAAAAAHHH that lasts days and makes everything much more bearable and beautiful and some sort of ethereal type of hope is restored into the world, or maybe it's just the "seeing your favourite band after first thinking that it would never happen and later spending many months waiting for it all the while fearing that it wouldn't happen after all because of circumstances outside my control or feeling like it was too beautiful and wonderful to be true so ofc it wouldn't come true" part of it all

#guys i love they might be giants. did you know about this #me days before the show: crying because i will see they might be giants #me days after the show: crying because i saw they might be giants #truth is that i didn't actually full on cry until yesterday evening though so once i was back home so it was all officially over #and it was time to just slow down and realize that oh well wow. so all that just happened. like for realsies #i also finally looked through my videos and my recording of the whole show (yes as an archivist freak who records audio from most concerts #i obviously had to record this one also. now i can listen to it again and again and be remided that i didn't dream it all up after all)#but yeah all this and now i'm supposed to move on and go back to my stupid daily life #like i didn't just have one of those real actual life experiences and moments of pure fun that other people generally get from time to time #and that i haven't had since idk even when a year and a half ago #thats the last time i consider truly amazing on a level somewhat comparable to this. but back to the show and the whole thing.#like this wouldn't have been quite as perfect if i didn't share that time with fellow fans / friends that i ended up attending the show wit #you don't realize how badly you've been wanting to be included in things and for people to be genuinely fond of you and like your company #until you get included and shown that fondness. like wow i'm allowed to have fun too after all. can it happen again someday please. anyway #i'm just glad that in midst of my big bad awful times i could have this truly amazing 10/10 time #and i guess it doesn't have to be the last such time right. even if it's easy to give into the feeling that it is #but ok anyway i'll get to that proper show recap later when i can think clearly again #and maybe more on that more personal side of it all too because well i have many more thoughts obviously #but whether i get to that in 3 days or 3 months is a mystery for now. just kind of a lot to think about once again #and my stupid baka life continues on also whether i like it or not so that has to be taken into consideration as well #time to think again about school that i'm so totally fully failing now with my two weeks long absence yayyy. its fine i'll figure it all out #goosepost

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recurring-polynya · 1 year ago

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My new hobby is squinting at the background of Sky Chord and trying to find recognizable silhouettes.

I think the first half is the Living World? And the second half is Soul Society?

I only just now noticed the person walking left to right at the end of the gif, but for both thematic and height-based reasons I think it's gotta be Rukia.

#bleach endings #i realize this looks like the work of an extremely bored person but i assure you i had a lot of fun #i did not have a lot of fun trying to figure out how to do annotations in clipchamp. i did my best #i have a few more guesses but they are more based on the fact that the second one is *mostly* in squad order #it's so unlike a bleach op/ed to separate byakuya and renji #maybe they were talking together and byakuya hung back b/c he needed to tell hitsugaya something and now he's trying to catch up again #who! are! the other children?? i want to say ichigo's sisters but it doesn't look like them #the 'ichigo's classmates' label is based on the fact that one of them is reading (ryo) and one of them slouches like keigo

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devilsskettle · 10 months ago

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i've watched a lot of good films lately in an attempt to catch up with a bunch of movies that have come out recently, but talk to me was the best movie i've seen in a LONG time

#i put off watching it for so long because i was sure it was overrated + i'm generally not a fan of possession movies #(because so many of them try to be the exorcist and they will never be the exorcist. you know how it is)#but holy shit. genuinely a brilliant movie in every aspect of filmmaking + completely aligned with my personal taste #+ exactly what i look for thematically in possession and/or ghost movies #+ the absolute perfect balance between psychological and gory #and like i said SUCH a good cold opening #tbh i think it's a useful trick to know how to get your audience to buy into a supernatural premise from the very first scene #i think that takes some VERY effective + skillful writing and directing #and as someone who again typically does NOT like possession movies i usually end the movie NEVER buying into the story #not because i'm a 'skeptic' or whatever just because the writing doesn't do the work #but SCENE ONE of this movie i was so in it #anyway. movee of all time to me #also from the trailers etc i had thought that that fluffy yellow sweatshirt mia wears at the beginning of the movie was a bathrobe lmao #my first impression of what this movie was gonna be like was NOT correct #anyway 'recently' means in the past 2 years i guess?#actually maybe this post was a lie because i LOVED nope which was also just an absolute cinematic masterpiece #anytime i watch a jordan peele movie it's just like. this man is so far beyond any other filmmaker out there right now #it's almost unfair to watch lol like an olympic gold medalist running laps around a middle school track team #anyway ummm. yeah talk to me was good though

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margindoodles2407 · 16 days ago

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Something about wearing a dress and makeup and heels and doing my hair all fancy is like. Freeing. In a way. Like it's so different from my normal tshirt-jeans-workboots-bun-to-keep-my-hair-out-of-my-face vibe. But I enjoy it just as much. It's nice to be pretty

#okay i'm gonna be real in the tags. i wholeheartedly believe that the reason it makes me feel so good is that i'm dressed so nice #for *Mass*#like it's not for vain and selfish reasons. i'm pretty because i want to look my best for Jesus #and that lends it like. a new level of beauty i think #(this is part of my speech on Why I Veil For Mass but that's a different subject)#and also i think it speaks to that part of me that allows me to express my femininity in a more traditional way than usual #again because it's for Jesus #cause like. i talk sometimes about my struggle/non-struggle with dysphoria but at the same time. there is a very feminine side to me #and it comes out in its most beautiful form when it ties back into my faith #and i do like dressing up anyway. i dunno my thoughts are complicated but also. not.#i guess the tl;dr of it is that i am a unique and complex individual who likes traditionally masculine things and activities #and ALSO likes traditionally feminine things and activities- and the great thing is that that is okay because in the end #it doesn't make me any less or more of a woman. i am fearfully and wonderfully made and confident in who i am as a person #margin rambles #catholicism

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timeclipsed · 27 days ago

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♡ ?? ( change attraction to cool level or smthing idk whatever you like best <3)

Send ♡ to see what my muse thinks of yours (status — accepting!)

#( LETTERS TO US; ASK. )#hiswrlds #this one is interesting in that i think even chronos genuinely doesn't know how he feels about strive.#a familiar quote we all know from idw may apply here actually:#“why would you bother with me? you already have him.”#on one hand this is sonic; a sonic that cares enough about him to travel mountains and roadways and cities just to find him.#a sonic that looks a little too uncomfortably similar to his own sonic.#on the other hand though; strive has his own tails. and chronos knows he could never measure up to young bubbly wanderlust.#he feels the love he knows he has for sonic towards strive but in terms of trust... there's next to none there.#he could never. not after all the previous “him”'s who he put faith in only to end up being scorned and rejected by.#it's not like with scourge where he's tangentially aware the “friendship” isn't healthy either because he genuinely cannot tell what strive #-is thinking ever. like why him. why waste time worrying about someone like him? he can't save him; he has to know that.#even still.#he'll follow strive to the ends of the earth if he's needed. now and forever.#because that's all he knows #“uprooted; we'll follow you alone // today once again we'll carry; fight; multiply and be eaten.”#“dug up; we'll meet again and be thrown around // but we'll follow you forever.”#“on this planet; where so many life forms live // today once again we'll carry; fight; multiply and then be eaten.”#“uprooted; we'll gather and be thrown // but we won't ask you to love us.”#“i guess it's time to play. maybe today we'll try harder. ah... ah... falling in love under that sky...”#yeah that feels apt.#i should stop here but wow i have a lot of thoughts about them...

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vonkarma2 · 1 month ago

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the way gloria has zero plot or thematic relevance to the story she is JUST there to be rocios love interest and incite her development and to be cool. lesbians in straight girl fields

#i'll come up with something #<but it actually is kind of interesting that someone who is so selfish and purposefully distanced from others #and also an extremely bad person lol #would end up trying to protect and comfort angel + be a moral compass to rocio #not bc she is inherently kind but bc thats how dire the situation is. that it brings that out from her yk #shes still like annoying and mean I dont want her to lose her personality entirely obviously #but like. capable of caring about another person and looking underneath the surface i guess #realizing she doesn't really like watching people suffer lol. take responsibility #but again like. what does this have to do with the themes. IDK #well she is also a foil to rocio. interpersonal connection + responsibility to others (in a personal and political context) are good usuall #there you go. very deep and unique themes #I always forget im not going for like fine literature here lol like I want it to be coherent but doesnt have to be insanely groundbreaking

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jettison-my-gift · 2 months ago

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#super freaking out cos my friend who is a vet has offered me a job at her practice as a care assistant #so my job would just be to do all the little jobs. help looking after the animals. cleaning. sometimes calling patients etc #it's a fantastic opportunity but it looks so much more difficult then anything i've ever done before #and on the one hand i'm like ''yes! i love animals! i need a steady income! this is perfect!''#but on the other... i haven't been at my current job that long. so it feels like a dick move to up and leave.#i don't know if i'd be able to cope with the animals dying all the time. some of the stuff i'd have to do looks really technical #and i'm scared i'll do it wrong (eg put the wrong label on the wrong medicine) and it'll lead to an animal dying #like it's a proper full time monday-friday 9-5 kinda gig #which is great cos my current job is a ''are we gonna give you more than 2 days next week?? who knows! it's a supprise!!''#and that situation is stressing me out. so i do need something different #but this is like a proper serious job. and idk that's scary #plus my friend would be my boss. which i don't mind. but i dont want her to vouch for me and then i'm terrible at it...#cos that's not fair on her #they've offered me a trial shift next week. so i guess i could do that and just scope it out..#it also feels like nepotism which doesn't super sit right #but it's not a sure thing. the other vets and practice owners have to agree and they may not like me. it's not like i have experience #and it's only a low paid position so if its nepotism its not like... super beneficial nepotism...#sigh. i know i should go for it. just last time i went for a big different job like this it ended badly #and i ended up back in retail.#so i don't wanna go thru that all again #but i also dont wanna stay working in this shop forever. it wouldn't be too bad if only i had regular hours. .#and i knew what those hours were more than a week in advance #i know this is like.. a non-problem. i'm just stressing about it #plus its making me feel guilty whenever i go into my current job. like i'm cheating on them #i do need that regular income tho #screams in anxiety

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dootznbootz · 1 year ago

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opinions on helen of sparta being compared to prey animals? blink blink

*blink blinks back* Then immediately sits like this because of the question.

It's a good question that I'm happy to answer! It just makes me mad.... I sincerely hate the wording of "prey" being used to describe her.

SHE IS A VICTIM! THAT DOES NOT MEAN SHE IS "PREY"!

I can...see how people in ancient times may have used that word and still meant it in how she is a victim... but modern-day English-speaking people calling her that??? (considering how in different languages the word "prey" could have different meanings.) I'll just say that as someone who has been "prey" herself at one point, I REALLY hate that word as a descriptor. Just say victim or survivor. 👍

Honestly to call ANY victim "prey" is so fucked up. "Prey" to me, feels like "it's meant to happen." "Prey" are part of the food chain and so that's what happens. And to compare that to abduction and SA? Almost as if "that's our place"? It also kind of implies something being "eaten" or killed... Helen SURVIVES. She's traumatized and definitely needs healing and support but it's not like she can't find joy or peace ever again. Prey just feels so fucking gross.

Also, if someone calls victims "prey", I hope they know that Moose, Elk, Boars, Bovine, ZEBRAS, etc. are technically "prey". And these are VERY aggressive animals while still being "prey" for some other animals. And also that doesn't mean that "Oh, they're powerful! Clearly they should've been able to stop it." That's victim blaming :P

She is a clever, determined, caring woman who was ripped from her home for YEARS because Paris was a dipshit who decided he needed the prettiest woman in the world despite already having a wife. He didn't care about the fact that Helen didn't want to be there and was already married. He is so selfish that he will not let her go back even when THOUSANDS have died in the war! EVEN HIS BROTHER HECTOR AND PRIAM DO NOT BLAME HER! Granted, we do not know if Aphrodite would have let him undo their deal of "I want the prettiest woman" if he DID end up feeling bad for Helen and he wished to let her go home (I doubt it based on his personality though).

"Oh, if she is so independent/strong, then why didn't she just kill Paris and leave?"

AGAIN! Victim blaming!!! First thing, people who ask that have media literacy that is piss on the poor. You also have no idea about the political implications that would have happened if she DID kill Paris. She literally cries about staying there and argues with Aphrodite about seeing Paris, only to get strongarmed by Aphrodite as, guess what? A GODDESS WILL ALWAYS OVERPOWER A DEMIGOD. (This isn't Percy Jackson where he "killed" Ares as a 12 year old (Percy, you were my childhood, but that's bullshit.))

Even confined in Troy, she ARGUED with APHRODITE about going to see Paris! She is not some meek woman who just does as she's told with no pushback! She argued with a GODDESSS! Very few survive doing that!!!

She's not "Prey to fate", she's a "VICTIM of Fate".