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can you please write hcs for bam on halloween 🙏🙏 like his costume, what he would be doing at the party.. etc.

oh man I have so many thoughts about this

the party would be at Castle Bam, obviously

he's so dramatic and insanely overdressed compared to everyone else

he's dressed in all black with deep purple accent

a black waistcoat with purple embroidery, a matching cape, silver rings with purple gems and a heartagram necklace (I got too into the costume lol)

the smudged eyeliner makes his blue eyes look like they're glowing

his lips are stained red from wine, only making him look more vampire like

he shows off his fake fangs every chance he gets

tries to fake a vampire accent, dropping it literal minutes into the night because he just couldn't be bothered

only drinking blood looking drinks (wine, vodka cran, etc)

flirting with everyone by threatening to bite them

actually biting Ryan which causes a wrestling match in the middle of the living room

gradually ditching his clothes until he's just in his pants, unbuttoned shirt and the heartagram necklace still hanging around his neck

as the night goes on he just starts jumping off stairs and tables

somehow ends up splitting his lip on his fangs

passes out in his throne chair with Trouble in his lap

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Took inspo from another ask

Cky as slutty Halloween costumes

a/n: screaming crying throwing up I need to see them in these costumes especially raab

bam - imp

wing, horns, fake fangs, the whole shebang

and really tight leather pants with a matching harness

looks like he just walked out of a bdsm dungeon

dico - handyman

you know that clip from I think cky2k where he's cleaning a window? yeah

cargo pants, suspenders, backwards baseball cap and no shirt

of course he puts on a hillbilly voice for no good reason

raab - nurse

he went full out

short white skirt, half unbuttoned shirt with a red bra under it, makeup

looks like the cover of enema of the state

rake - mad scientist

because of course he is

his hair is haphazardly spray painted white

white pants covered in unidentified stains, unbuttoned lab coat with nothing underneath and crazy looking goggles

ryan - lumberjack

showing the least skin yet he's still so hot

flannel shirt with rolled up sleeves, jeans, boots and his rugged beard <3

his axe had to be taken away during the night due to almost killing bam with it

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I really didn't expect to pull this classic fanfic writer move but sorry I haven't been posting, someone really close to me passed away so I haven't really been in the best headspace for writing. I'm trying to get back to it ASAP thought!

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breathe you in [dunn x m!reader]

a/n: day 5 - shotgunning! this is written for me, and me only, sorry guys. so self indulgent and slightly based on personal experience

warnings: smoking, teasing, cigarette burns, blueballing lolz

word count: 350

You weren't really a smoker, but when you were drunk, there was nothing more appealing than the long, slow drag of smoke filling your lungs. You looked around the crowd, searching for someone who you could steal a cigarette from. Dico was stingy with his, Raab was probably in the same boat as you, Bam was nowhere to be found and. Jackpot.

You made your way to the back porch, the sound of the door opening making Ryan turn his head. "Can I bum a smoke?" You blurted out before he could even greet you properly. "Don't have any." Those words felt like a slap to the face, and your expression mirrored that. "C'mon dude, just one drag." You whined as you watched the smoke spill from his lips oh so temptingly as he shook his head.

"It's my last one."

"We can share."

"Sure."

You weren't expecting him to take another drag and pull you in by the collar of your shirt, your surprised yelp giving him the perfect opportunity to blow the smoke into your mouth. You breathed it in, body melting into his as your lips connected. You weren't sure if the floating feeling was due to the smoke or Ryan's body pressing against yours in a way that's only ever happened in your dreams before.

He traced down your body with one hand as he disconnected your lips, pressing the cigarette to his mouth again, inhaling the last bit of smoke before exhaling it into your mouth again. If his mouth wasn't on yours, you would've screamed at the sensation of his hand on your dick and the scorching pain of the cigarette being put out on your arm, but you couldn't seem to pull away.

Ryan took a step back, flicking the butt of the cigarette off the patio as he watched you try to regain your composure. "See you inside, man." He said with a sweet smile on his face before walking inside, leaving you high and dry, your dick straining against your zipper and the little burn scar already forming on your arm.

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brainrot masterlist

these are just the things I'm having a hard time sorting into any of the other masterlist categories

high makeout [steve o x gn!reader, pontius x gn!reader]

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slash masterlist

hot mess [knoxville x bam] sweet release [dunn x bam] dude looks like a girl [knoxville x bam] hands on [dunn x bam] tongue tied pt. 2 [jimmy pop x bam x jenn]

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x reader masterlist

fluff

drive [dunn x gn!reader] that needle won't hurt you [dunn x gn!reader] pure morning [pontius x gn!reader] kiss it better part 1 [bam x m!reader] uncool as me [ehren x gn!reader] the drug you can't deny [jimmy pop x gn!reader]

smut

hating (and rearranging) your guts [bam x f!reader] there's something on your face [steveo x f!reader] nasty new compulsion [dunn x f!reader] like they do on the discovery channel [pontius x f!reader] head in the game [dico x gn!reader] one last time [dunn x f!reader] kiss it better part 2 [bam x m!reader] always right [dico x f!reader] treat me like there's no hell [bam x gn!reader] spread out [steve o x f!reader] princess treatment [dunn x f!reader] all yours [knoxville x f!reader]

angst

one last time [dunn x f!reader] bite like a dog [dunn x f!reader]

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headcanon masterlist

the girlfriend series

bam + rockstar knoxville + cowgirl dunn + biker steveo + partygirl pontius + supermodel ehren + medic jess + jackass crew jimmy pop + cky girl

other

bombshell jackass member halloween bam cky slutty halloween costumes cky as subs

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doing a little revamp of the masterlist, sorry for the non fic posts

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why did a drabble I barely put any effort into get more views in a few hours than things I loved writing got in weeks

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fill you up [knoxville x f!reader]

a/n: day 4 - breeding! I feel like knoxville would be really into breeding for some reason lolz this one is insanely short, sorry about that

warnings: p in v, pwp, dirty talk, light daddy kink

word count: 251

"Oh, sweetheart, you'll look so good knocked up." That wasn't really what you'd expected to hear coming out of your boyfriend's mouth as he pounded into you, but what you would've expected even less was the moan that slipped from your lips at his words. "Yeah, you like that idea, huh? Want me to get you pregnant?" You just nodded, the thought of it making your head spin.

Johnny pushed your legs up, holding them next to your head as he thrust into you, the bed shaking and hitting the wall with the force of his movements. It was almost animalistic, the way he was fucking you, it was nothing like any of the previous times you two had sex. The pregnancy talk had obviously gotten him going so you decided to rile him up a little more.

"Are you gonna fill me up? Gonna breed me, daddy?" That was all it took. That little word made Johnny growl like a hungry animal, his pace picking up, pulling desperate noises out of your mouth with every thrust. "Gonna cum so deep in you. Keep you plugged up until I'm sure you're pregnant. Make you carry my kids."

He was rambling, his movement sloppy yet determined. It didn't take either of you long before you reached your peak, spilling his cum inside you as promised. He pulled out slowly, pushing any spilt cum back into you with his finger, causing you to whine out, overstimulated. "Can't let it go to waste, darlin'."

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double trouble [pontius x f!reader x steveo]

a/n: day 3 - double penetration! had to do it with these two because of course I did. there's even less plot than usual somehow

warnings: smut, pwp, double penetration, vaginal sex, threesome

word count: 609

When Tremaine asked you to help him out with a new project, you didn't think much of it. You never expected to end up in a janky hotel room on a different continent, two pairs of hands exploring your body, the air heavy with the smell of smoke and lust.

You were lying against Steve-O's chest, his arms wrapped around you, hands running down your torso as he peppered your neck in little kisses and bites, leaving a trail of faint love bites as he went. Chris was kneeling between your spread legs, catching your mouth in a searing kiss while he traced the inside of your thigh. The constant contact made you feel like you were on a different plane, but it wasn't enough. A whine left your mouth when Chris's hand came so close before he moved it lower again, the noise making both of the men laugh.

"Just relax." Steve whispered into your ear, biting it gently. "Let us take care of you." He shot a glance to his co-star, signaling for him to stop teasing, and so he did. Chris examined your face with a smile as he pushed one finger into you gently, quickly followed by another, and another. Steve was rubbing soothing circles into your hip as your body got used to the stretch, little whimpers of discomfort soon turning into ones of pleasure.

You didn't have any time to complain when Chris pulled his fingers out of you because Steve was already maneuvering you so he could enter you. You lowered yourself on his cock, a soft sigh leaving your lips when you sank down fully. They gave you a moment to get used to the feeling before you felt Chris enter you, painfully slow to let you adjust to the stretch. You felt so full when he buried himself in you, the sensation unfamiliar and almost unnatural.

The three of you stayed like that for a while as you got used to the feeling, an experimental squeeze making the two men groan in tandem, making you chuckle. The two seemed to have the same idea as they thrust up into you at the same time, making you squeak, causing you all to erupt in a mess of giggles. "You can move. Please." The last word was barely audible, not much more than a breath.

You were a mess as soon as they started moving, nails digging into Chris's strong arms, head falling back onto Steve's shoulder. The noises leaving your mouth were pornographic, loud and so very satisfied, they were music to the Wildboyz's ears, only spurring them on. You couldn't form coherent thoughts, the pleasure in your stomach rapidly building.

"Fuck, O, look." You didn't even register Chris's words, but you felt his fingers ghost over your stomach. "That's fucking hot." Steve spoke right next to your ear and your eyes followed his hand as it moved down your torso, pressing down on the bulge of your stomach. The pressure was too much for you, pushing you over the edge as you dug your nails deeper into Chris's skin, the moan that left your mouth feeling like your lungs were being pulled out of your body.

You went limp against them, their bodies holding you up as they continued to move, chasing their own orgasms. You felt white ropes shoot inside you as you tightened around them, both of them groaning in your ear as they came. They both pulled out, and you couldn't deny that you already missed the feeling of being so full.

"We should really do that again."

Neither of them were going to argue with you.

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I'm so torn between writing bam and ryan or steveo and chris for the double penetration prompt

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confession [knoxville x gn!reader]

a/n: day 2 - priest kink, inspired by his iconic 2004 driver license and by fleabag of course. it's a very cliche priest kink fic scenario but let me be

warnings: sacrilege, oral sex (m!receiving)

word count: 712

"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned." You said as you sat down in the confessional, trembling slightly for the first time since your first confession as a child. The little screen separating you wasn't enough to ease your anxiety, knowing you were so close to him. "It's been 6 months since my last confession." Six months since he came to your church. Six months since your mind got overtaken by thoughts of him.

"These are my sins." And with that, you took a deep breath, followed by a beat of silence as you collected your thoughts. You listed off the usual, everyday sins, but when it came time to confess what you really came for, you couldn't find the strength to say it. You shifted in your seat, taking another deep breath before speaking.

"I've been having lustful thoughts, Father." An understanding hum was heard from the other side of the confessional. "About... a priest." You could've sworn you heard him chuckle and you felt more exposed than ever in your life, even behind the screen.

"And what is it that you've been thinking about?" The smirk in his voice was apparent, almost taunting. It felt like the words were being pulled out of you by an invisible force, detailing all the late night thoughts of him taking you in various positions and various places in the church.

There was another moment of silence and your anxiety spiked, thinking you'd gone too far, offended him, disgusted him even. But just as your thoughts started racing, the door of the confessional opened, his lean figure standing over you, looking down with darkened eyes.

"Kneel." Was all he said, and you did, falling to your knees in front of him, eyes never leaving his. His fingers threaded through your hair as he unbuttoned his slacks and you came face to face with the subject of your late night fantasies. You opened your mouth expectantly and another chuckle left his mouth, running the tip against your lips before pushing in.

His dick hit the back of your throat, making you gag around it which pulled a low groan from his chest. He let you do the work, bobbing your head up and down rhythmically, almost in a daze, taking what you were given gratefully. You whined when he pulled his dick out of your mouth, keeping your head in place by your hair as you tried to chase the contact.

"Continue your confession." He all but growled, his usually warm eyes filled with lust, stroking his dick mere inches from your face. And so you did as he said, looking up at him with desperate eyes.

"My God, I am sorry for my sins with all my heart. In choosing to do wrong and failing to do good, I have sinned against You whom I should love above all things. I firmly intend, with Your help, to do penance, to sin no more, and to avoid whatever leads me to sin. Our Savior Jesus Christ suffered and died for us. In his name, my God, have mercy."

As soon as the last word of the prayer left your, his dick was hitting the back of your throat again. He fucked your mouth mercilessly as he prayed: "God, the Father of mercies, through the death and the resurrection of His Son has reconciled the world to Himself and sent the Holy Spirit among us for the forgiveness of sins."

His words were getting breathier, his movement sloppier. "Through the ministry of the Church may God give you pardon and peace, and I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father" thrust "and of the Son" thrust "and of the Holy Spirit."

And with the last word, he came, painting the inside of your throat white. You swallowed gratefully, feeling closer to God than during any eucharist of your life. "Amen." You said as you wiped your spit slicked lips, getting up and watching Father Johnny straighten himself out.

Just as you were about to leave, squeezing past him through the confessional door, he grabbed your hand, stopping you in your tracks. He flashed you his signature smile, all teeth and southern charm.

"I hope to see you at confession again next week."

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silk and lace [danger ehren x f!reader]

a/n: day 1 - lingerie, kicking off kinktober with an ehren fic! pretty sure this is my first ehren smut but he deserves it <3

warnings: smut, fingering, p in v

word count: 416

"Oh, babe..." was all Ehren could utter when he walked into your bedroom, bags dropping from his hands, his face flushed and mouth slightly agape at the sight before him. You were sitting at the edge of the bed, dressed only in a black negligee, the see-through fabric not leaving much to the imagination. A small chuckle escaped you at the bewildered state of your boyfriend, who slowly made his was to you, as you got up to meet him halfway, arms wrapping around his shoulders as you placed a gentle kiss to his lips.

"I've missed you." You whispered against his lips, a small smile adorning your face as you looked up at him through your eyelashes. His fingers traced the lace trim of your dress, playing with the hem, before connecting your lips in a searing kiss. His hands moved lower, encircling your thighs and picking you up easily, not breaking the kiss, as he laid you down onto the bed, caging you in with his body.

"You're gorgeous." He said between kisses, his hand making its way under the dress, a quiet groan leaving his lips when he noticed the lack of underwear. His fingers soon found their way inside you, pumping gently as he placed kisses down your neck, moans spilling from your lips. You whined when he pulled his fingers out of you to unbuckle his belt, pulling his pants down and pushing your dress up.

His hands hooked around your knees, pulling your legs up as he eased into you, both of you moaning out when he bottomed out. His thrusts were fast and unsteady, already close just from looking at you adorned with silk and lace, the prettiest noises he's ever heard coming out of your open mouth. He set down one of your legs, moving his hand to rub at your clit instead.

Your moans grew louder as he moved inside you, only getting faster and faster as he got closer to his orgasm. You traced the arm still holding your leg up, before entwining your fingers with his, your grip tightening as your orgasm approached. He watched your face contort in pleasure as you tightened around him, pulling him over the edge with you.

He collapsed onto your, his head resting on your chest, his fingers playing with the lace trim again. "You should wear that more often." He mumbled, rubbing his face against the soft material. "I really should." You giggled, playing with his hair absentmindedly.

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kinktober 2024

totally forgot it was kinktober until today so I'll be posting two shorter fics from tomorrow until the 15th (to make up for the days I missed) and after that it'll be one a day!! so here are the prompts I'll be going by and this will double as a masterlist!

day 1 - lingerie [danger ehren x f!reader] day 2- priest kink [knoxville x gn!reader] day 3- double penetration [pontius x f!reader x steve o] day 4 - breeding [knoxville x f!reader] day 5- shotgunning [dunn x m!reader] day 6 - overstimulation day 7- knife play day 8 - begging day 9 - costumes day 10 - edging day 11 - bondage day 12 - branding day 13 - spitroasting day 14 - crossdressing day 15 - spanking day 16 - leather day 17 - collaring day 18 - size difference day 19 - temperature play day 20 - body worship day 21 - mirror sex day 22 - phone sex day 23 - cockwarming day 24 - face fucking day 25 - rimming day 26 - sensory deprivation day 27 - breathplay day 28 - gags day 29 - hate fucking day 30 - face sitting day 31 - free day

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not a request but i just found you on ao3 and was searching everything for you on here till i eventually realised who you were (a mutual not a strange) 😭

hell yeah! I always love to see you both here and on ao3 <3