#random rambles

[skyloftian-nutcase]

I AM SO AWAKE RIGHT NOW

[king-dra]

im watching a speedrun of some dumb "backrooms" game and this tutorial tip it gives you is killing me

[thecrazyalchemist]

WHY IS MY SHOWER

CREAKING MOANING SCREAMING SIGHING SCREECHING SINGING SHRIEKING CRYING

LIKE:

• A KETTLE

• CICADAS

• A GOING TRAIN

• A BLOODY VICTORIAN GHOST OF A TODDLER CRYING

• AN OLD LAWNMOWER THAT SMOKED FOR FORTY YEARS

• AN OPERA SINGER WHO'S GLORY DAYS HAVE PASSED AND HAD TURNED TO SMOKING AND HARD DRUGS

• TWO ROBOTS DOING COITUS

[margo-mania]

My Brisnova freebie sticker for this year. Since i'm Cosplaying harrow (probably badly) i'm gonna be handing out this bad boy lol

[vilelittlecritter]

Firm believer that doctor who should get fucked up and unnerving on the regular

[myfairstarlight]

Penelope and Colin's first and last (for now) dance on screen is them laughing together 🥹

Best friends having fun to married best friends in marital bliss.

ALSO these are canonically only 2 years apart??? Crazy to think about.

[thatstuckietherian]

my sister: on a scale of 1 to 10 how much dog you got in you

me, a closeted wolf therian: uhhhh.........

[kyouka-supremacy]

Okay I'm going to be honest for two seconds. I miss Akutagawa

[sciartherp]

FUCK YOU YOUTUBE IM GONNA SHIP THESE FISH TILL I DIE

[ihatebrainstorm]

Thought: Ik we don't see their altmodes much in MTMTE, but imagine an animated adaptation where whenever we see certain characters with names like Skids, Swerve, Whirl, Drift etc. they have a tendency to pull off those maneuvers

And imagine what visual storytelling benefits it could have? For example: If there are past scenes of when Drift was Deadlock, we see hints to his name as he drifts frequently and expertly in his altmode

Also another idea- What if everyone has different little habits or tidbits unique to each altmode?? Like maybe Rodimus's wheels kicks up so much friction that he'd leave sparks or flames if driving too fast? Or Thundercracker when flying through clouds and stuff frequently builds up more static electricity than others for whatever reason? Tailgate having sensors or sight be somewhat inhibited in his altmode, so he doesn't realize when he's too close to someone in front of him? ("objects in mirror are closer than they appear")

[pankowperfection]

Welcome Home

Your body flushes with heat, goosebumps spreading over your skin when you feel a soft brush over your panties. Electric shocks spread through your core, back arching as your hips search for more friction.

“Relax baby girl, daddy’s home and he’s gonna take good care of you.”

A soft moan escapes your plump lips, your legs opening wider to make room for JJ’s broad shoulders to fit in between your thighs.

His mouth makes a lazy path up your inner thigh, taking his time to kiss and bite every inch of exposed skin. When he finally reaches your pussy he decides to tease you further, running his nose up over your slit as he inhales deeply.

“God, missed this pussy so fuckin’ much,” he groans, vibrations from his words making your toes curl.

Your hands weave into his golden hair, desperately trying to drag his mouth to where you need him most.

“J, please baby, fuck. Missed you so much, need you to make me feel good. Please?”

You feel him smirk against your panties, not even bothering to move them to the side before his tongue makes a slow path over the thin lace. You suck in a sharp breath, pleasure spreading through your system already.

"So wet already and I've barely touched you. Tell me baby girl, were you dreaming of me?"

He doesn't wait for a reply, one taste enough to make him feral. Before you realize what’s happening he rips your panties down the middle, burying his face in your core and going straight to work. Two of his thick, rough fingers swirl around your entrance, forcing a cry from your lips when he plunges them inside.

His tongue works from his fingers up to your clit, each slow stroke sending you higher. When he groans the vibrations make your toes curl, thighs attempting to shut from the surge in pleasure but JJ's free hand forces your left leg back down to the mattress.

"Where do ya think you're going baby? I'm just getting started."

The dark gleam in his eyes makes your clit flutter with need, more wetness leaking from your entrance and down his hand. He maintains eye contact as he leans down, tongue making a quick path up and over your clit.

He sucks the sensitive bud into his mouth, lightly nibbling with his teeth and making you clench down around his fingers. He knows just how to drive you crazy, flicking his tongue quickly while his lips hold your clit captive. The tempo of his fingers is slow, the contrast makes your back arch off the bed as your thighs start to shake.

"That's it princess, cum for me."

His words make your body react, a scream echoing off the bedroom walls while you soak his face with your release. He doesn't stop, lapping up every last drop you have to give him until you finally push his head away.

He crawls up over your tired form, pressing his weight into you so you can feel his hard cock through his jeans, giving you a soft and sensual kiss that has you ready for round two.

"I missed you so much J, so happy you're home."

"Missed you too sweetheart. Now get on your hands and knees, I told you I was just getting started."

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Ok lovelies, as you know, I have a baby loftwing ❤️

But now, get ready for…

BABY WOLFIE

[king-dra]

look at this fucking Thing

[margo-mania]

I had the strangest dream last night

*setting: courtroom, ace attorney style*

Gideon: I would die a hundred times over to make sure she was okay, I'd kill anyone for her including myself!! 🫵

Harrow: SEE YOUR HONOUR SHE HATES ME! 🫵

Ianthe: *long tired drag of a cigarette*

[nekole-doodles]

Why does this give C! TNT Duo vibes. I like to imagine that Wilbur would use so many pet names and sometimes it's something simple like "sunrise" or "darling", but a lot of the time it's ridiculously long just to mess with Quackity.

[gatoburr0]

I wonder if anyone who reblogs my posts with freaky ass tags or batshit insane stuff know that I like to read them every day like a newspaper /pos