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“trump isn’t antisemitic bc he supports israel” he supports whatever israel can do for him and the united states (in that order). “okay but he supports jews in the united states!” he is using us as a political tool as goyim often do. if he actually cared about dismantling antisemitism, he’d realize that superficially uplifting jews while leading a crusade against “dei” will only strengthen the left’s resentment of us. he doesn’t give a fuck about jews i promise lol

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Leonhard Euler is one of the goats

that's it

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I still think the single funniest thing about the cybertruck is that it has all those security cameras built in that are set to activate if anyone gets too close to the vehicle...and those cameras need electricity to run, and the cybertruck is a piece of shit that has way less battery life than you'd think, so you can legit just fuck over the owner by just standing near it and doing nothing else.

Like goddamn Elongated Muskrat found a way to let us siphon gas out of a car without even touching it. Fucking incredible.

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If you’re an American federal employee and got an email saying “it’s ok to quit your job.” Do not, for the love of everything, quit your job. This is purely a scare tactic to get rid of as many people as possible without legal consequences.

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So yes except the skateboard

However the sixth was 🍲 and seventh was 🏳️‍🌈, and that is very me indeed

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cracking myself up thinking about the movement towards simplified forms in cave paintings

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Same anon from the previous response to a comment: The fact that you thought I was a straight man because of my opinion just proved my point. I AM a woman. I was born and raised as a woman since birth. Furthermore, I am a bisexual woman with an opinion on the hypocrisy that comes from some of the people that act like they’re “inclusive” but vilify people based on sexuality, gender, skin tone, and race.

I’d much rather you called me a “pick-me” over assuming I’m a straight man. Which I’m not.

I sent that response to voice my opinion on the topic as a woman, and nothing else. But if you want to keep invalidating it because you think the opinion belongs in the mouth of a straight man, then you do you. I can’t change your mind on it.

Posting as a response to a previous ask.

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I wish it were better known and appreciated that the majority of non-Mediterranean European ancestry in Ashkenazim mostly comes from people who willingly converted to Judaism, even despite great personal risk. As we've learned from genetic studies, most of these people were women; over 90% of male Y-chromosomal lines are from the Middle East and Mediterranean while about 60% of female mtDNA lineages are.

These European women and men knowingly chose to become Jewish despite the fact that they would be persecuted for it, that they and their children would be subjugated to exclusionary laws, and that they could lose their reputations and standing with their former communities. They could and were at certain times even executed for becoming Jewish or having romantic relationships with Jews, and would be murdered in pogroms like the 1096 Rhineland massacres because they were Jews.

This man's name is lost to us today, but he became Jewish and remained Jewish in a hostile environment where there were zero benefits in wider society for doing so. With the recent massacres looming over his head, he was even anxiously considering the possibility that he might someday kill himself rather than give up his identity as a Jew should a mob come for him and demand he convert to Christianity.

Of course at times they weren't even given the option to convert/be baptized into Christianity. They were massacred along with the other Jews of the community.

When it was discovered that Marina Davidovna Surawicza had converted to Judaism in the 18th century Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, she was arrested, tortured, and eventually executed.

The same thing happened to Maryna Wojciechówna and Paraska Daniłowna, both of whom were executed during the same time period because they converted and married Jewish men. They arrested Maryna at her own wedding.

I understand the frustration, grief, and anger in posts where people respond to the deep, longstanding mire of antisemitic rhetoric that people use to hurl primarily at Ashkenazim to delegitimize them and their heritage because of their history in Europe. I understand what it is to watch people spin narratives out of misapplied discourse about modern conceptions and racial politics in countries like the USA, especially when those narratives become the foundation for excusing or promoting dangerous misinformation, violence, and hate against Jews just because some of their recent ancestors lived in Europe and may have had on average lighter skin, hair, and eyes, (none of which are exclusive to Europeans or to America's present conception of "white people.") I understand what it's like facing an onslaught of ignorant and false statements designed to delegitimize, deny, and accuse Jews for Bullshit Reason #263434.

I just want you to know that you have ancestors like Marina and the man from 11th century Germany whose name we'll never know, people with an extraordinary amount of bravery and personal conviction who chose to be Jewish despite knowing that they would be oppressed and perhaps even killed for it.

Do not let antisemites make you feel ashamed that these people are part of Am Yisrael.

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People talk about how hard long distance relationships are but nobody talks about the struggle of long distance friendships. I would give my left leg right now to just be able to sit in our pjs and watch movies or to just be able to give a big fucking hug. 

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yes sir!

@aggressivenesswhilecrying @alchemicalwerewolf @sarah-ankh @anna-is-bored @anotherhumanperson

@be-gentle-with-littluns-2 @bleep-bloop-boo @breadismylifeline @chocolate-cake-enthusiast @cloverthesimp365

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@givemeasong-singamelody @homelessnerd @ima-bellwoo

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@utterqueerdisasterthesimp @varian-the-alchemy-boi @violet-hady @xylophonerabbit

"I'm too sober for this," I say before taking a huge chug from a wine glass full of chocolate milk

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@aggressivenesswhilecrying @alchemicalwerewolf @sarah-ankh @anna-is-bored @anotherhumanperson

@be-gentle-with-littluns-2 @bleep-bloop-boo @breadismylifeline @chocolate-cake-enthusiast @cloverthesimp365

@dragonerd8224 @dumbass---tm @four-leafed-queer-gal @flaming-cactus @f4y3w00d5

@givemeasong-singamelody @homelessnerd @ima-bellwoo

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@morningdew112358 @mun-urufu @names-confuse-me @oliviartist @onetimemacareblogs

@passtheranchpls @pteren @raylaismad @rosiiclouds @sentientballofpeas

@sketchy-potato @supermilkshakebanana @a-dam-heartstopper-fan @thebookshelflord

@theoncelee @unstableunicornsofasgard @utterqueerdisasterthesimp @violet-hady @xylophonerabbit

i accidentally said "do gime be cay" to my friend today and i never felt more mortified

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@aggressivenesswhilecrying @alchemicalwerewolf @sarah-ankh @anna-is-bored @anotherhumanperson

@be-gentle-with-littluns-2 @bleep-bloop-boo @breadismylifeline @chocolate-cake-enthusiast @cloverthesimp365

@dragonerd8224 @dumbass---tm @four-leafed-queer-gal @flaming-cactus @f4y3w00d5

@givemeasong-singamelody @homelessnerd @ima-bellwoo

@jaydove-writes @jesseandfriendz @loki-god-of-mischief-13 @meshaamem-li

@morningdew112358 @mun-urufu @names-confuse-me @oliviartist @onetimemacareblogs

@passtheranchpls @pteren @raylaismad @rosiiclouds @sentientballofpeas

@sketchy-potato @supermilkshakebanana @a-dam-heartstopper-fan @thebookshelflord

@theoncelee @unstableunicornsofasgard @utterqueerdisasterthesimp @violet-hady @xylophonerabbit

God curse this Internet fag

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Destroy the myth that libraries are no longer relevant. If you use your library, please reblog.

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Mutuals I am giving out juice boxes here you go

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I'm not good at drawing so I have trouble getting the super cool OC in my head,

Out into the wild

And I'm too cowardly to go up and ask someone to draw them for me, but if anyone really wants to draw someone for me...

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indeed

this will get more notes

(also mine is the spatula or pan. Perfect weapons)

@aggressivenesswhilecrying @alchemicalwerewolf @anna-is-bored @anotherhumanperson @anxious-alyssia @be-gentle-with-littluns-2 @bleep-bloop-boo @breadismylifeline @chocolate-cake-enthusiast @cloverthesimp365 @dragonerd8224 @dumbass---tm @four-leafed-queer-gal @flaming-cactus @f4y3w00d5 @galaxys-universe @givemeasong-singamelody @hiro--aoki @homelessnerd @homocidalpotat @hyperfixationbullshit @ima-bellwoo @in-a-mello-mood @jaydove-writes @loki-god-of-mischief-13 @meshaamem-li @morningdew112358 @mun-urufu @names-confuse-me @oliviartist @onetimemacareblogs @passtheranchpls @pteren @purplishbluefrog @raylaismad @rosiiclouds @saucy-mesothelioma @sentientballofpeas @shark-tranny @sketchy-potato @sparky4577 @supermilkshakebanana @a-dam-heartstopper-fan @tankerfishthesimp @thebookshelflord @theoncelee @unstableunicornsofasgard @utterqueerdisasterthesimp @varian-the-alchemy-boi @violet-hady @xylophonerabbit

We need to embrace the fact that the tumblr userbase is aging. What’s everybody’s favorite kitchen appliance?

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Hehehe

wait wtf?! I got 187 followers?! How?!?!?!?!?!?!😨😨😨😨😨😨