#green arrow incorrect quotes

[n3x0tic]

Felicity: So how exactly did the two of you meet?

John: That’s the question I’ve been asking myself for years, and yet somehow Oliver manages to deflect.

Oliver: We’re here for a mission debrief, that can be discussed after where done here.

John: You see what I mean?

Y/n: To be fair, he did meet me when I was giving a special favor to Tommy Merlin back in college…

Y/n: Those were wild days… Kind of miss them tho.

Oliver trying to hide his embarrassment, from imagining that specific scene of his long time crush giving a bj to his best friend and then looking at Oliver so seductively it turned him on.

[incorrect-quotes-4-u]

Justice League Quote #6

Aquaman: Are you free tomorrow? Green Arrow: No, I’m fucking expensive every day.

[daemonmage]

Bruce about to reveal his identity to the JL

Bruce: “I’m going to do something that may traumatize two of you. I am not sorry.”

Oliver: “oh come on Batman your identity isn’t that special.”

Bruce going full whiny play boy: “Dinah! Ollie is being mean to me!!!”

Oliver: blue screens

Dinah: “YOU BITCH!?”

[theendlessnessofbeingme]

At a justice league meeting discussing a major threat and if they should tell the public

Bruce: We don’t want to be causing an international crisis. I suggest we keep this information to only a select few individuals outside this room

At the Batcave

Bruce: News flash, we’re screwed

Jason: I knew it! I told you all that those lights weren’t just a league training gone wrong!

[frownyalfred]

Roy: having the Bats as friends is so weird. I was crying and they just told me to “lock in”

Oliver:

Roy: and then I did

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: *reading Lolita and tearing out each page as he goes so everyone on the bus knows he's critical of his interests*

Roy: *sitting next to Jason and eating each page like a goat in a petting zoo*

[batfamgalore]

Oliver: I knew you two couldn’t stay mad at each other.

Dick: Oh yeah. We’re closer than ever.

*Dick and Roy hold up their hands and they are both handcuffed together*

Bruce: You wanna tell me how this happened?

Roy: Well, Wally thought-

Bruce: Oh man, I wish that boy would stop doing that.

[foolilazuli]

Roy: You know what’s weird? My backyard is full of dollhouses but I don’t remember buying Lian a single one

Jason: That’s cause you didn’t. Bruce and Ollie just like spoiling her

[dc-comics-enjoyer]

Okay I think there's no way Bruce manages his own social media. He's Bruce Wayne™ so I think he most probably has a whole team of community managers. Now, the thing is Bruce lets them do their work freely. So, he finds himself in situations where he's genuinely clueless for once in his life.

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Damian, reading his father's tweet out loud : "Happy birthday to my son, my sunshine, the best of them all : Tim Drake.", What. Do. You. Mean. "best of them all", Father ?!

Bruce : huh ?

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Clark : You know, the fact that you identify as a... *reads his screen* Uhm, dilf - whatever that means - doesn't change anything for me.

Bruce : huh ?

Clark shows him the tweet that goes "Be kind, fam, I'm coming out : I'm officially a DILF"

(editor's note : i know Clark probably knows what a dilf is but I think it's hilarious to portray those two as clueless old men.)

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Journalist : Mister Wayne ! After the recent fire at the Anti-abortion rally, you've tweeted, and I quote : "Lit 🔥". What does it mean ?

Bruce, a gen X : Well... I think I just wanted to describe the... Uh, fire. It did lit up the place, didn't it ?

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Jason, on his phone : What ?!

Bruce : What is it ?

Jason : You're DMing fucking Kim Kardashian ??

Bruce : huh ?

Jason : She tweeted "just signed the divorce papers and Bruce Wayne already slid in my DMs. I don't make the rules 🤷‍♀️"

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At a talk show.

Host : So, Bruce, you've recently created controversy by posting this.

Appears a tweet on the screen that reads : "Eat the rich ? More like eat out the rich, plz 😔👉👈"

Host : What do you think ?

Bruce, clears his throat : You see... What even is the internet ? Hah.

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Oliver, on the phone : Bruce ! Why the hell did you come at me like that ?

Bruce : huh ?

Oliver, lounging on his bed : "Just saw Ollie try to flirt at this party I'm in rn. Big yikes." Tweeted 10 minutes ago. What party, you asshole ?!

Bruce : ...

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Clark : What does... yiyik (?) mean ?

Bruce : huh ?

Clark : You tweeted "Superman's clavicles. Iykyk"

Bruce : *shrugs* I have no idea.

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Tim : Uh, hey, Bruce...

Bruce : Yes ?

Tim : Say, why would you agree to a boxing match against Logan Paul ?

Bruce : huh, who ?

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Steph : Why would you want to have beef with Rihanna ?

Bruce: huh ?

Steph, shows him his tweet that reads "Tested Fenty's new line... Let me tell you, I'd rather put garbage on my face. And I fuckin' love my face."

[if-you-like-pina-colada-s]

Bruce, walking into the manor: Hello people who do not live here.

Clark: Hi :D

Diana: Hey!

Oliver: 'sup man

Dinah: yo

Hal: Hiii

Barry: Heyo

Arthur: wassup

Billy: Hey

Bruce: Why are you here??

Barry, mouth full of doritos: We ran out of doritos

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Bonus:

Bruce: Alfred, why the hell did you let them in??

Alfred, casually having tea w J'onn, whose just happy his son has friends: They ran out of doritos master Bruce, what was I to do? Let them starve??

Bruce: >:(

[incorrect-green-lantern-quotes]

Ollie has definitely made it his mission to make all of the Green Lanterns of Earth try his infamously spicy chili. The GLs in turn have made it a tradition to not warn each new member of their group before they eat it for the first time.

Hal: complains about the spice level all the time but has developed a tolerance after years of friendship with Ollie

Guy: dies every time but is too stubborn to admit defeat, even as his face turns the same color as his hair

John: genuinely enjoys the stuff and asked Ollie for the recipe to share with his mom

Kyle: tried it once and thought he was going to die, will make any excuse to avoid eating it again. Roy and Connor give him so much shit for this

Simon: can handle the heat without any trouble, he just doesn't like chili in general

Jessica: doesn't think it's spicy enough and will dump extra hot sauce on top. Lian is in awe

Jo: unbothered by the spice but told Ollie that it tasted burnt

I think your time on the island fucked up your taste buds Ollie

[superbat-love]

Oliver: You know, if you squint really hard, he looks pretty hot.

Bruce: Who are you talking about?

Oliver: That reporter right there. From the Daily Market. Clock Bent.

Bruce: You mean Clark Kent.

Oliver: Yeah, that’s what I said. He’s tall and has good, strong shoulders. Nice butt. I can soooo tap that. Shame he hides that hot bod under that ugly suit.

Bruce: …Hey Ollie, be a dear and hand me that glass of wine, will you?

Oliver steps forward to grab a glass of wine off the tray carried by a passing waiter. Unfortunately, he trips and crashes into the waiter, spilling wine all over himself. People around him quickly scramble to help him up. Clark wanders over.

Clark: I saw what you did, Bruce. You shouldn’t have done that, Ollie was drunk.

Bruce: [sulkily] Well he deserved it.

[artistzjay]

I love to see the Bats reacting to Hal not knowing who the he is out of mask (especially since he’s a LITERAL WORLDWIDE SENSATION), and everyone giving him shit for it, LIKE-

Bruce: Don’t you know who I am?

Hal: Um…

Bruce: Really? Nothing rings a bell? Bruce Wayne? Entrepreneur? Philanthropist?

Hal:…

Bruce: Billionare Playboy? Brucie Wayne?

Hal: …OH, now I remember you!

Bruce: *Sighs* Fu*king finally

Hal: Your that Serial Adopter!

Bruce, thoughts: MOTHER- -x- Clark: Why’s Batman so pissed off Hal, Scoffing: He’s just being a baby because I didn’t know who Bruce Wayne was. Can you believe it? Clark: You WHAT?! Hal: Oh COME ON! It’s not a big deal! -x- Barry: How the hell do you not know who Bruce WAYNE is?

Hal: Not you too Barry…

-x-

Dinah: Oliver literally talks shit about him almost everyday, Hal.

Oliver: Exactly! Do you not listen to me anymore? Did I become annoying to you? I’m hurt.

Hal: *Eye twitching* Oliver Queen, I swear to the UNIVERSE-

-x-

Diana:

J'onn:

Shayera:

Hal: EVEN YOU GUYS?

-x-

The Green Lanterns:

Hal: Shut it.

[nightwing-bootylicious]

Batfam as MASH quotes, part one:

Dick: nice suit.

Jason: thanks, my grandfather was buried in this

Dick: how nice

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Steph: would you like my recipe for corn bread?

Damian: lady, you ARE cornbread.

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Barbara: testing, testing, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8, a b c d e f g h I got a gal in a Kalamazoo-

Bruce: alright enough.

Barbara: zoo zoo zoo zoo zoo-

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Bruce: let's make a pact about drinking

Ollie: oh yeah?

Bruce: let's never stop.

[lukas-dusk]

Arrowverse In the middle of a fight

Snart in the middle of shooting Alien : Barry!! Will you marry me?!

Barry fighting Alien : I don't think now's is the best time Lenny!

Snart : Now may be the only time!

Snart reuniting with Barry in the middle of the battlefield : I love you.

Snart : I've made my choice, what's your?

Barry : ...

Barry : OLLIE!

Snart : Wha-

Barry : MARRY US!

Oliver facing aliens on the other side : I'M A LITTLE BUSY AT THE MOMENT!

[batarrow-delulu]

Roy: I just electrocuted myself.

Dick: How shocking.

Jason: How do you feel currently?

Roy: I feel kinda amped.

Dick: Watt? I can’t hear you.

Roy: I said it hertz a lot.

Barry: Are they okay?

Oliver: This is normal, they’re fine.

Clark: But he was just-

Bruce: He’s fine. We’d honestly be more concerned if he wasn’t making puns.