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[shiruba-tsuki]

Rinharu Week - Day 10: The Final Stroke 2 (Blue)

I don't feel.. like I can't breathe... You can swim like yourself, Haru. Yeah. Sorry... For saying those mean things. No, I've always said selfish things to you, too, since we were kids. Sorry. You taught me what was important. I appreciate it. Idiot. I'm the one who always wanted to be like you. Don't keep making me say it.

[fanaticalthings]

Jason Todd with his goons:

[pottermagiczz]

Sirius trying to teach lil Harry his name

Sirius: Harry, say Padfoot

Harry:

Sirius: C'mon lil guy, Pad-foot

Harry: Moo-ee

Sirius: No Harry, Pad-foot

Harry: MOO-EE

Sirius: You're one lil sh*t, aren't you?

Harry: Sh*t!

Sirius: F*CK! DON'T SAY THAT!

Remus, entering the room: Hey Harry, having fun?

Harry: F*ck! Sh*t!

Remus: ...

Remus, CaLmLy: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT!?

Harry: Pad-foooo

[lmaowh-at]

Catelyn heard someone snigger behind her. She loves him, poor thing, she thought sadly. She'd play his squire just to touch him, and never care how great a fool they think her... (and some other things)

[drenched-in-sunlight]

marriage life.

[countingstars-17]

three time world champion, i don't have to change anything

[weltenwellen]

Rebecca Ross, Divine Rivals

[fleur-dans-la-nuit]

Mammon: Please, MC, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.

MC: I’m sorry Mammon...

Mammon, desperate: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.

MC: It has to be done…

Mammon, even more desperate: Please don’t do this…

MC: …

Mammon: …

MC: *Places +4* Uno.

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 1 - Ratiorine Messages Edition

[Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

[roseforviolet]

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

[shiruba-tsuki]

Rinharu Week - Day 4: Bond    ↳ Don't enjoy it!

[blazethecheeto]

Things Hazbin Hotel Characters Absolutely Have Said

Angel Dust: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture."

Husk: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.

-

Nifty: I learned a valuable lesson from this.

Charlie: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away…

Nifty: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!

-

Lucifer: Dammit, you ruin everything!

Alastor: You're welcome!

-

Vaggie: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-

Charlie: *blushes* What are your thoughts?

Vaggie: The fourth sentence-

Charlie: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-

Vaggie: It’s “you’re” not “your”.

-

Angel Dust, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Husk: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

-

Cherri: Please, picking locks is my specialty.

Cherri *throws a brick through the window*

Cherri: Okay, let’s go.

-

Sir Pentious: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest*

Vaggie: We have heart?

Sir Pentious: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.

[not-rab]

Barty “the only test he’s ever failed is a drug test” Crouch JR.

[saragrosie]

As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Remus: very seriously You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help. James: I went to the park today. Remus: There you go! I hope you got something from that. James: opening his coat This duck.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Snivllus: Fuck gay people

Barty: Oh I do, every single day

Evan: Amen

Dorcas: Truely a pleasure to do, will recommend

Regulus *grinning*: My boyfriend has the same to do list

Pandora: No self deprecating thoughts out loud go away