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[shiruba-tsuki]

Rinharu Week - Day 2: Departure

[fanaticalthings]

Jason Todd with his goons:

[pottermagiczz]

Sirius trying to teach lil Harry his name

Sirius: Harry, say Padfoot

Harry:

Sirius: C'mon lil guy, Pad-foot

Harry: Moo-ee

Sirius: No Harry, Pad-foot

Harry: MOO-EE

Sirius: You're one lil sh*t, aren't you?

Harry: Sh*t!

Sirius: F*CK! DON'T SAY THAT!

Remus, entering the room: Hey Harry, having fun?

Harry: F*ck! Sh*t!

Remus: ...

Remus, CaLmLy: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT!?

Harry: Pad-foooo

[lanadelreyworshipperr]

:(

[lmaowh-at]

Catelyn heard someone snigger behind her. She loves him, poor thing, she thought sadly. She'd play his squire just to touch him, and never care how great a fool they think her... (and some other things)

[drenched-in-sunlight]

marriage life.

[countingstars-17]

three time world champion, i don't have to change anything

[weltenwellen]

Rebecca Ross, Divine Rivals

[fleur-dans-la-nuit]

Mammon: Please, MC, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.

MC: I’m sorry Mammon...

Mammon, desperate: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.

MC: It has to be done…

Mammon, even more desperate: Please don’t do this…

MC: …

Mammon: …

MC: *Places +4* Uno.

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 1 - Ratiorine Messages Edition

[Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 5] [Pt. 6]

[shiruba-tsuki]

Rinharu Week - Day 3: Reunion (Blue)

Haru... You're back? Yeah. You could've called. Well, it'd be a little embarrassing... How are you doing? Still swimming? Yeah, I joined the swim club at our middle school. Makoto also joined. The school has a pretty big pool. Hey, Haru. Let's swim together again... to see who's faster.

[roseforviolet]

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

[blazethecheeto]

Things Hazbin Hotel Characters Absolutely Have Said

Angel Dust: You call it "really bad at darts", I call it "freestyle acupuncture."

Husk: ...I'm going to have to ask you to leave the bar.

-

Nifty: I learned a valuable lesson from this.

Charlie: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lesson you actually should’ve taken away…

Nifty: DEATH ISN’T REAL AND I AM BASICALLY GOD!

-

Lucifer: Dammit, you ruin everything!

Alastor: You're welcome!

-

Vaggie: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-

Charlie: *blushes* What are your thoughts?

Vaggie: The fourth sentence-

Charlie: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-

Vaggie: It’s “you’re” not “your”.

-

Angel Dust, with a headache: Advil me up, daddy.

Husk: I will short out the language centre of your brain if you say anything like that ever again.

-

Cherri: Please, picking locks is my specialty.

Cherri *throws a brick through the window*

Cherri: Okay, let’s go.

-

Sir Pentious: We can't lose. Because we have this. *points to their chest*

Vaggie: We have heart?

Sir Pentious: Heart? No, me. I'm pointing at myself. I'm going to win this for us.

[not-rab]

Barty “the only test he’s ever failed is a drug test” Crouch JR.

[saragrosie]

As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings

[urfavsherlockholmeskinnie]

Remus: very seriously You need to stop doing weird things to cope with the stress. Going outside might help. James: I went to the park today. Remus: There you go! I hope you got something from that. James: opening his coat This duck.