#theon greyjoy

[knightsickness]

ramsay boasting to his guests about removing theon’s ‘pretty white teeth’ is multilayered theres obviously 1. theon loss of identity (‘smiling, always smiling’/hears his horse smiler screaming as it dies at the end of acok) and 2. ramsay’s envy of theon’s looks + lordly upbringing that let him keep a mouthful of straight white teeth. but also probably least discussed 3. the affc-adwd motif of teeth knocked out immediately before rape. pia and the mountain’s men maester kerwin and the ironmen it implies in the first reek chapter what will be made more explicit about their relationship later

[deadgirlwalked]

Brienne is absolutely their Designated Driver (Renly asked her) and also,,,, She, Rhaenys & Theon are the same age??? or at least close in age???? not to mention Dany would be like 4 years younger than Rhaenys....

The lords & ladies of westeros really went to bed at some point & decided to procreate to create the weirdest fucking generation in Westeros history

it's crazy to realise that Tyrion is just 3 years older than Viserys. Those two could have been toddling together.

[tarokki06]

🐺🦑

[5005weep]

More butch Ramsay but with fem!Theon

[death-of-cats]

Catelyn V ASOS

apparently Theon accurately conveyed ironborn political culture but failed to get through to Robb just how stupid they all are.

[favorite-characters]

𝔾𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕋𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕤

Alfie Allen as 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐨𝐧 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐲𝐣𝐨𝐲 (S02.E01-10 • 2012)

[manhaxa]

My mind lately (lies bc I mostly thing about them in modern aus)

[jeyne-stark]

Theon asking Sansa and Jeyne for advice on ruling Winterfell and listening to what they say, and Sansa starts thawing a little bit towards him (but only a very little bit)

AU where Ramsay took Winterfell first and then Theon takes it from him.

Theon is very annoyed about this. He was going to betray the Starks and take Winterfell! How dare Ramsay steal his thunder!

[souryam]

" He raised his eyes. 'Sister. See. This time i knew you.' "

[knightsickness]

victarion literally not interacting with theon at all when theon is on pyke for the first time in nine years is kind of funny. not theons worst uncle but the competition there’s extremely stiff

[lmaowh-at]

Catelyn heard someone snigger behind her. She loves him, poor thing, she thought sadly. She'd play his squire just to touch him, and never care how great a fool they think her... (and some other things)

[amber-laughs]

grrm has a real knack for writing men who cower in the corner due to the overwhelming shame of their mere existence while simultaneously saying to themselves “i am the hottest girl in this grocery store” twice per page. jaime, theon, jon etc etc

[berriesandcherry]

Jon and Cat every time they thought of Theon

[jessescatorccio]

love the type of male character that is just a losing dog

[laurellerual]

Our Blades Are Sharp

[naggascradle]

i got reminded how funny the greyjoys are again its so awesome how throughout acok youre like god theon you are insane and a weirdo and like sure asha is there and also insane and weird but she's kind of serving with it and yeah aeron is there for two minutes but he seems like he's been through it so its ok he's kinda odd. so you let it pass and then you hit affc and you finally get more greyjoy povs and you realize Oh. They're all like batshit insane. Theon is on the normal side here. Conceptually Imagine being jon and haaating theon growing up because you think he's an asshole and he is yeah and then you meet literally anyone else in his family and theyre like that but worse and also command ships of hundreds of men. SUCH a tragedy we never got any of the starks to meet literally any other greyjoy to have a point of comparison here on what theon couldve been like