#tony and peter are evil

[incorrectcompoundnotes]

Bucky, walking into Tony’s workshop: I think your kid stole my arm-

[Peter and Tony are taking Bucky’s arm apart, giggling excitedly.]

Peter: …and he didn’t even wake up once!

Tony: Good job, kid.

Bucky, sadly: My arm…

[hemlock-dreams]

Does Peter ever tell Wade about where he's really from and what he did? Does he talk about his old life with him?

He does! All that’s left is for Wade to believe him!

(He does eventually tell him in a more serious setting tho. Post reveal)

[adrixivy]

Imagine the beef between Tom and Anthony is in the mcu.

Sam with a smirk on his face: Yo Steve

Steve: Yeah?

Sam: Can someone breathe in a washing machine while it’s on?

Steve:

Natasha who was relaxing nearby:

Bucky, his arm missing and remembering giving it to someone specifically and said person is nowhere to be seen:

Steve: Where’s Peter.

Cue Peter being tossed around in the washing machine because Sam stole Bucky’s arm from him and bait him into the washing machine and started it. Tony’s mama senses blared and he finds the half the Avengers gathered in one of the laundry rooms in the tower.

[idk-bruh-20]

Something I love about Spider-Man as a character: even if there's no big villain to fight, he's still a hero.

On days when there's no crime at all, he's out helping someone carry their groceries or giving directions to someone who's lost. He doesn't need anything negative to fight; he's just actively trying to make the world a safer, kinder, better place. That's what makes him a hero.

[overdueforarevival]

Peter Parker was so excited to go to university. He had it all planned out, he'd ace his high school exams and MIT would welcome him in, Tony would be proud and smile the whole drive up. He'd spend the first year in student accommodation where he'd meet loads of new people and he'd stay in touch with Ned and MJ, but Peter would meet so many cool new people and he'd have the time of his life, it will be just like the movies.

And now Peter is all moved in, Tony and Aunt May took home the empty boxes,making him promise not to stay away for too long. Peter knew he would go home from time to time, but now he lays in his bed and yearns for yesterday. He yearns for Aunt May and Tony, for his friends and old teachers. He yearns for the streets he knew like the back of his hand. Peter doesn't even know where to go for a carton of milk.

So he lies in this cold bed in an unfamiliar place, filled with unfamiliar faces who seem to know so much more than him. Surely they didn't cry over trying to figure out the new oven or because he wants to be able to call 'good night' down the hall and hear an answer. Ned and MJ moved in a week ago to their respective universities and Peter has hardly heard from them.

Peter just wants to go home. Forget MIT and forget new friends, he doesn't even care about Tony's proud smile anymore, he just wants his old life back. He'd give anything for it

[lanyakea-universe]

Iron Man wasn't a hero, and that's precisely why the Avengers sought so diligently to capture him. But it seemed that the man behind the mask was always a step ahead of them, and their many failures were like good old jokes the villain couldn't get enough of. He was destructive, anarchic and mischievous. Steve knew he had to stop him at all costs before his technology affected more than just their city.

His vision changed in spite of himself when, one day, just as Steve was about to enter a burning building headlong to seek out the last citizens to evacuate, he witnessed the massive Iron Man armor emerge from the flames, holding a small bundle in his arms.

A tiny baby with a soot-stained face, wrapped in a half-burnt blanket, bawling pathetically against the heat and lack of air.

He saw the tiny shifting of the armor as Iron Man cradled the baby, his full attention riveted on this defenseless little being. He saw Iron Man gently place his mettalic fingertip against the baby's lips, so that the toddler could suck on it and soothe himself.

Steve lowered his shield, flabbergasted by the sight. Before his eyes was living proof that his beliefs were wrong: Iron Man was not the monster he'd imagined.

The man in the armor straightened up and turned his head in his direction. "The baby needs help, Cap."

[tobitoooo]

both tony and peter, what if they snapped? look at tom!peter's performance. they deserve a good villain AU fanfiction

I know that spider man/ peter parker is all about overcoming the darkness within. we were graced with bully maguire and angry tom!peter. but please, look at tom holland's acting. don't those vicious eyes deserve their villain fanfiction? let the man eat some people as a treat, c'mon.

[annameowbooks18782]

Started watching the Marvel and here are my thoughts

I got into Marvel because I’m a huge Norse Mythology geek and heard there was something in there about Thor & Loki. Decided to watch it and see how inaccurate it would be, because we all know that movies can never get mythology right. Basically, started for laughs, stayed because it was actually good despite the inaccuracies.

So far I’ve watched the Thor movies, the Avengers movies, and the Loki series. Loki is officially my favourite character, he is such a bitch and I’m here for it.

Here’s the thing.

I saw someone say in a post that they were disappointed that Loki and Peter (Spiderman) never met, because the friendship would be instantaneous. And I agree. But it did get me thinking.

Peter and Loki become friends, to everyone’s surprise. Peter starts off calling him “Mr. Loki”, but drops it almost instantly. Tony is, at first, very displeased, but decided to let it happen for a while. Peter takes Loki around the city, showing him everything, introducing him to meme culture and stuff like that. At some point they start talking about Loki’s age, and come to realise that, in human years, Loki is like 17. Peter is in awe, and tells Tony, who decides to just treat Loki as if he was one of Peter’s regular human friends and not a millennium-old God who tried to take over the world (he was tortured and manipulated in one way or another by Thanos, but I’ll get into that in another post). He ends up driving Loki and Peter around, taking them to the beach, buying them ice cream, taking them to the movies etc. and everyone lives happily ever after.

[ashsfandomcorner]

Just a normal kid by Eye_of_Purgatory

Fandom: Spider-Man, MCU

Ship: Gen

Rating: Mature

Status: Complete

Words: 13,584

Site: AO3

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Summary:

Peter Parker was always a normal kid, perhaps too skinny or nerdy, but normal all the same. Curly chestnut brown hair, brown eyes, adorable pink skin, nobody looked twice at the skinny white kid from Queens.

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Sneak Peak:

“FRIDAY, don’t tell me the red marks are what I think they are.” Part of him doesn’t believe that it could be true, he needs confirmation, he needs to calm his subconscious. “Yes Boss, the red marks are bone break marks. Every bone inspected has at least one break. The fault marks indicate that the method of breaking could have been pulling.” “How does that even happen?” He mutters, eyes fixated on the photo of bruising palm marks on the neck that ended a man’s life. Peter walks up behind him to look at the screen as he does, Tony looks back and catches a tiny little quirk of the lips on Peter’s face. He blinks. Its gone.

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Link:

Just a normal kid by Eye_of_Purgatory

[loanecore]

who i’m writing for? ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

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ⴵ marvel: frank castle, bucky, loki, tony, peter parker, natasha, kate<3

the last of us: abby!

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[brekitten]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Peter Parker & Venom Symbiote, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & James "Rhodey" Rhodes Characters: Peter Parker, Venom Symbiote (Marvel), Stephen Strange, Tony Stark, Steve Rogers, James "Rhodey" Rhodes Additional Tags: Peter Parker has the Venom Symbiote, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Thanos Dies (Marvel), Canon Divergence - Avengers: Infinity War Part 1 (Movie), Fix-It, no beta we die like thanos Summary:

They were losing. Obviously.

Thanos had almost all of the stones now. He was going to be able to enact his plans of genocide soon, and Peter somehow doubted that the Earth's Mightiest Heroes were going to be able to stop him from taking the last stone. It was beginning to look pretty hopeless, if Peter was being honest.

Peter should have killed him when he had the chance.

He wasn't going to hesitate this time.

Or,

Thanos dies because who likes canon anyway?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58039768

[rainismdata]

My Attempts for Twitter/X Layout set:

These all are my layout throughout the years (for that account only), probably started from the end of 2021.

[secretmarvelsideblog]

Irondad fic idea that I way or may not (probably not) write:

Tony is helping Peter and May sort through their old junk, comes across photo album with a pic of Mary in it.

Tony, sheepishly: “Peter… I think I slept with your mom”

Peter: “you WHAT?”

Tony, very awkward: “sorry kid”

Peter, evil grin: “I’m telling May!”

*cue race to May a few rooms over. Tony slips on the hardwood in his socks, and Peter, being sticky, has no trouble beating him there*

Peter: “MAY MAY GUESS WHAT?”

May: “what is it honey?”

Peter: “TONY SLEPT WITH MY MOM! He’s a walking ur mom joke!”

Tony arrives, out of breath.

May, glaring: “Stark. Explain.”

Tony, somehow even more awkward than before: “biotech convention, 2001. She flirted with me, and I was- god, I was really drunk. I’m sorry, I would have said something if I’d known.”

May, looking between them and doing some quick mental math: “you two need a DNA test”

Peter: “haha as if”

*cut to Peter and Tony looking flabbergasted at the results*

Tony: “what”

Peter: “the”

Tony: “actual”

Peter: “FRICK?“

Tony: “kid, I think this deserves a fuck”

Also Tony: “this gives me the perfect excuse to pay May child support!”

[britishtophatwithlondon]

So, as I promised, I made a meme with an angry hungry gay man (Peter Mandelson)!

Peter Mandelson was very hungry and wanted to eat. Because of this, he began to hallucinate and became angry! Soon, he found an apple and began to eat it aggressively!

A short time later, Tony Blair arrived, walking to his office on Downing Street.

After Peter Mandelson noticed Tony Blair, Tony Blair got scared.

But Tony Blair was even more scared when Peter Mandelson pulled out a knife!

@right-stopthat-its-silly @cindydacatpink @ministerforpeas @misspeppermint2003 @britishtophatwithlondon

I want to make meme with Peter Mandelson!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Scott: I have found a fool proof method to determine if someone is truly evil.

Tony: And that is?

Scott: If they dislike Peter, they are evil.

Tony, Steve, Natasha, and Clint nodding in agreement: Yeah, okay, that’s pretty solid logic.

[marionluth]

Tony coaching 3-yo-Morgan how to handle her big feelings after a tantrum, while Peter watches.

Tony: It’s okay to feel angry, Morgan. We all feel angry sometimes. But do we smash our water bottles on the item or person that made us angry? No, we don’t! Now, remember how we spoke about blowing out our finger-candles when we feel mad to help us feel calmer?

Morgan: Daddy, that’s stupid

Harley: Yo, tell him, girl. We're not blowing out finger-candles when we're angry. We flip off fingers!

Tony: * death glare at Harley before turning back to Morgan *

Baby, we don't say stupid! Stupid is a Harley word. Can you think of a mommy word to use instead?

Morgan: *scrunching up her nose in thought* The one mommy uses when you and Petey and Harley make something essplode in the lab…

Harley:

Tony:

Peter:

Morgan: Uhm… Mo… Mormonic!

Peter: *snickers*

Harley: * spurts out his red bull laughing *

Tony: *fighting to keep a straight face* “I think it’s Bluey time!”

Morgan: Yaaaay! Bluey!

Peter: I think you handled that very well!

Tony: And I think you’ll end up on manual dishwashing duty, if you don’t fix your face!

Peter: Nuh, I gotta go. Take it out on Harley.

Harley: *flips Peter off, still coughing*

Tony: I'm too old for this sh...poo.

Peter: See you later. And don’t let the kid’s brain entirely melt with the blue horror show. You know it only gives her torture ideas!

Tony: Beat it, webhead!

Harley: *still coughing up his lungs*

Tony: * to Morgan, sitting next to her to watch Bluey * What is your brother talking about, nano-hulk? Bluey rocks!

Morgan: * evil toothy grin * I wanna play mount mumanddad!

Harley: Yaaaay!

Tony: * whimpers *