#detective wei ying

[rayan12sworld]

💠🧡critical path analysis

By:chinxe

Summary:

Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are the two top detectives of the Gusu PD's ninety-ninth precinct.

It really is a shame they can't stand each other.

(Or so Detective Wei thinks).

[detective wangxian🕵️‍♂️]

Chapter:1/1

Words:14,338

Status:completed

Oh, oh wow. Is this what heartbreak feels like? Lan Wangji thinks he is cruel - had it been that terrible, for him, to be forced to spend time with Wei Wuxian? For the first time in a long, long time, Wei Wuxian actually thinks he might cry

~~ NO baby it's because you are so stupid 🤧

If it’s so urgent, you can just tell him like this,” the taxi driver replies. Wei Wuxian shrugs as much as he’s able to. “Guess you’re right.” Then, inhaling, he calls, “Lan Zhan! Lan Wangji! HanGuang-Jun! Last night, on our date, I - I really wanted to make out with you!” Several things happen in the span of the next few seconds. Lan Wangji’s eyes go very, very wide; the taxi driver says, “What the fuck?”

~~ the classic [I want to sleep with you]👌

Too much information,” Jiang Cheng groans. “No,” Nie Huaisang says, tapping furiously away at his phone, “keep talking…”

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Wei Wuxian!” Captain Lan yells again. He looks on the verge of exploding from outrage - whoops. “I will suspend the both of you if you do not cease and desist, right this instant!” “Thank you, Captain,” Jiang Cheng says, looking immensely pained, “but I think it’s already too late for my eyeballs at this point.”

~~

[cloudpalettes]

hey detectives 🔎‼️

[toomanyplotbunnies-sendhelp]

MDZS Magic Kaito AU (funny?) Heist Scene:

Yiling Laozu (aka WWX): Ladies and gentlemen... - or better said "Gentlemen and gentlemen," for I see no ladies around on such a fine night - it is a pleasure to see you all again. *looks over at the angry policemen around, and his eyes land on Lan Wangji* Oho~ my dearest detective, you showed up! *looks around again pitifully* And yet I do not see your uncle here. May I inquire about his well being?

Lan Wangji: Hm.

Yiling Laozu, a bit more sofly: Oh... Then I wish your uncle speedy recovery. Getting a cold at his age must be tough.

Lan Wangji: Hm.

Yiling Laozu: Yes, yes. Don't worry, I am not making fun of your uncle. Please do tell him that heists without him are a bit too quiet for my liking, however. I do look forward to the next heist, at which he will hopefully participate.

Lan Wangji: Hm.

The (forgotten) police officers/police task force around them: What in the word is this conversation?

[chiaralock]

My all time favorite ships!

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

Lan Wangji plays Inquiry that night, drunk, bleeding, crying. His fingertips hurt, red, tired - but the guqin sings underneath them and he knows nobody will answer, but it hurts, it hurts, it hurts-

Let Wei Ying rest.

The spirit is heavy with barely contained resentment, powerful, dark. The only reason why the barriers of the Cloud Recesses don't detect it is because it has disguised itself.

Let Wei Ying rest.

The spirit draws on Wangji's guqin without being asked anything, it seems to twist on itself not to break the instrument and its owner.

He has forgiven you. All of you.

Lan Wangji cries quietly, every note whipping at his heart not unlike his elders have whipped at his back.

We know you love him. We love him too. But let him rest.

"Did he know... did he know I-"

The strings sound harsher, angrier.

No. You never said anything.

"Did... did he die alone?"

A nonsensical question. He feels the spirit's disdain at it.

No. We held him through it.

"Thank you..."

Wei Ying won't answer. Don't call out to him again. It troubles and scares him. Let him rest!

The spirit vanishes before Lan Wangji can ask it anything else. The silence is heavy, rings through his ears like a disonant bell.

The throbbing pain on his chest is the only thing Lan Wangji can focus on other than the weight of regret on his heart.

He never plays Inquiry for Wei Ying again.

Let him rest.

[sylviesoothsayer22]

Well Matched - Chapter 1

Lycoris radiata

When the Yiling Laozu’s spirit emerged from the Burial Mounds as a newborn Calamity, the entire cultivation world trembled in fear.

Wei Ying just wanted to find a quiet place to rest. He had no plan, so he naturally followed the strange butterfly that seemed to beckon him somewhere. What’s the worst that could happen?

“You’re adorable.”

“I thought I was charming.”

“Charming and adorable. I’m tempted to keep you.”

“….sweet-talker.”

“Rejoice, Wei Wuxian is dead!”

“Fantastic, fantastic indeed! Remind me again, who was the hero who killed the Yiling Laozu?”

“His shidi! The little sect leader Jiang Cheng!”

Everyone in the tavern laughed and declared those who have led the Siege of the Burial Mounds heroes. They all toasted to the Patriarch’s demise.

It had been several months since the news first broke out and many have not yet ceased celebrating.

A condescending snort cut through their revelry. All eyes were drawn to the rogue cultivator lounging in his seat. One youth lazily twisted his head to the man’s direction and cast his left eye on the speaker.

“Too early for that.” He rumbled. “The days of the Yiling Laozu are far from over.”

“What do you mean?”

“Let me ask you all a question.” The speaker said. Clearly pleased to have everyone’s attention. “Since Wei Wuxian wasn’t born into the Jiang sect, how many Soul-Tranquilization Rites has he undergone before his violent death?”

Almost every member in the tavern paled in realization.

“You can’t mean that he’ll come back as a ghost!”

“Even if he did, every soul within the Burial Mounds are trapped there. The amount of resentful energy alone makes it impossible for the dead to break free!”

“The Burial Mounds no longer hold as much resentful energy as they used to.” The cultivator informed them gravely.

“What do you mean?!”

“Speak plainly!”

“Don’t go around spreading false rumours for attention, you old fart!”

The only person who didn’t put up a fuss was the youth who was watching the pandemonium with a bored expression. The cultivator gazed at the anxious crowd in silence before loudly slamming his jug on the table.

“Silence! Do you wish to hear what happened after the Siege or not?!”

Everyone quieted and listened to the cultivator with wrapped attention as he began his tale:

“After the Patriarch’s demise, all was quiet for a while and the Great Sects believed it would be the end of it. Yet, some wandering cultivators detected strange disturbances within the Mounds. The resentful energy appeared to be constantly fluctuating. Through their observations, they saw a thick red fog emerge and cover the mountains. The wanderers notified the sects who sent out members of high rank. Those same men would come back and swear blind that they saw the Patriarch lurking around.”

“How is it that no one has heard of this until now?”

“The sects silenced as many gossipers as they could find. They did not wish to spread panic or give the demonic worshippers hope.” The cultivator cast the interrupter a slight glare. “May I continue now?” He asked dryly.

“At that point, all of the sects believed that Wei Wuxian did not pass on. Many high-ranking cultivators, sect leaders and head disciples converged on the spot where they sensed the yin energy was at its highest, believing that the Patriarch’s spirit was still recuperating. Wanting to put an end to this drawn-out battle, they rushed at the swirling mass only to stop in their tracks!”

“Thorny black vines shot through the rocky ground and held them all in a vice-like grip. They tried to hack them off with their swords, but new vines would grow in their place. The bound cultivators felt themselves growing weak. Somehow, Wei Wuxian drained them of their spiritual energy. What’s worse, the red fog surrounding the mountain hardened and formed into a barrier. By the time the cultivators realized that they had walked into a trap, there was a familiar sound of a dizi playing.”

The crowd’s eyes were as wide as saucers. The youth’s eyes were narrowed in deep thought. Many leaned forward as the cultivator continued with his story:

“A figure emerged through the fog. None other than the Yiling Laozu himself! Different, but still recognizable. When he was last seen, he was gaunt, injured and looked ready to collapse at any moment. Back then, he looked fragile but unmistakably human. Now, not anymore. His skin was as white as pale snow. The grey of his robes swirled unnaturally against the breeze like ash. The black of his clothes were so dark, they appeared to be devouring any form of light. It almost looked as if it were made of shadows. His eyes let out an eerie blood red glow. There was a vial full of -what appeared to be- ashes suspended around his neck by a red string. The strangest addition to Wei Wuxian’s appearance was the countless ghostly-green fireflies floating around him. What purpose they serve, I do not know.”  The speaker shook his head. His expression haunted.

“Everyone believed that the Patriarch was about to start another massacre. One that would overshadow what he did in Nightless City. Instead, he plays one sharp note and Wei Wuxian dissolved into a murder of crows! The crows and fireflies passed through the shield and scattered into several different directions. Everyone else was left trapped within the barrier. For whatever reason, Wei Wuxian chose to spare the cultivation world his wrath that night.”

The crowd traded panicked whispers among themselves. The speaker watched them with an amused expression.

“You make it sound as if you were there.” The red robed youth piped up, while the rest of the tavern were busy processing the Yiling Laozu’s strange new powers. The rogue cultivator looked at the youth, affronted.

“I was there, ignorant brat! It took us nearly six months to break through that damned barrier and another three to search for that devil’s weakness in the Burial Mounds!”

“How has no one heard of this until now?” A member of the crowd asked disbelievingly.

“This is now common knowledge in the entire cultivation world. It’s not my fault no one cared to inform the people in this backwatered village!”

The youth snorted and shot back “How much of this story is fabricated? Unless you can provide proof that you were there yourself, I don’t see much of a point in listening to your fairy tales.”

The crowd let out murmurs of agreement. The rogue cultivator felt a tick mark growing on his forehead. He grabbed an item that was wrapped in layers of talismans from his pocket and slammed it on the table in front of the youth.

“Here’s your proof! The jade token that was once tied to Chenqing!” The youth picked up the token and examined it. The item exuded an absurd amount of yin energy that could only belong to something powerful.

“It certainly appears authentic.” He commented. The cultivator snatched back the token from the young man’s hands.

“Bah! What would you know?” He grumbled as a he re-wrapped the item and put it back in his pocket. The youth shot him an unimpressed look.

“You mentioned that you and your fellow cultivators were looking for the Patriarch’s weakness. Did you find it?” The youth asked blithely. The rogue cultivator gnashed his teeth.

“No. The Yiling Laozu is far too cunning.” He faced the crowd once more.

“While normal ghosts can be dissipated in numerous ways or sealed with a spirit-trapping pouch, beings like Wei Wuxian can only be destroyed through the destruction of their ashes.”

“Didn’t you mention he had a vial of ashes wrapped around his neck? Why were you looking for them in the Mounds?” A member of the crowd asked, confused.

“I’m getting there!” The rogue snapped before continuing “We looked for clues on where would Wei Wuxian go to for refuge. Through our findings we found many similar looking vials and took the chance that maybe his was among them. When we started destroying every vial we could see, we realized these ashes belonged to other ghosts. The truly horrifying part? After we captured a stray soul and demanded information, it was revealed that they willingly sacrificed themselves for the Patriarch. He did not even have to use his flute on them!” The cultivator shook his head in disbelief before continuing. “Somehow, this Wei Wuxian won the ghosts' loyalty after the destruction of his mortal body. They even called him ‘our lord’!”

“Perhaps he’s building a city for the dead as we speak.” One member mumbled. Almost everyone in the tavern let out shudders at that possibility. The only ones who weren’t affected was the story-teller and the youth. The rogue cultivator snorts.

“Now who’s telling fairy tales?” He took on a severe countenance.

“If the Yiling Laozu decided to create a ghost realm, the amount of resentful energy needed would attract the attention of every single cultivator within a thousand miles. Don’t you get it, you fools? He’s in hiding! Right now, he has likely suppressed the majority of his powers to such a degree that it would take a strong spiritual weapon to detect him.”

“Do you mean that finding the Patriarch is a hopeless endeavour?” The youth drawled out in a bored manner.

“Not quiet. Remember the ghost-flies? Normal fireflies only come out in the summer. Yet, no matter the season, these creatures follow him wherever he goes. We merely have to wait for news on them.” The rogue cultivator concluded.

“How sad that the entirety of the cultivation world has to rely on mere rumours and heresy to catch one measly ghost.” The youth remarked, casually.

“Well, do you have any better ideas?!” The rogue cultivator shouted. “If you don’t, then get out of my sight! You disrespectful wretch!”

The youth shrugged and got up. He brushed past the ill-tempered cultivator and smirked in secret as he exited the tavern. Once the ‘young man’ was a fair distance away, he pulled out the token that he snatched from the arrogant cultivator. A silver butterfly landed on the item. Hua Cheng waited as the creature scented the yin signature and watched as it took off in search of the source. He continued his leisurely walk.

Wei Wuxian. He thought. What an interesting character you are.

Chapter End.

Author's Note: Lycoris radiata is the botanical name for red spider lily. The flower is typically associated with death, long journeys, sad memories and final goodbyes. Interestingly, the colour red usually means love and passion.

I'll try and post the rest of this fic one chapter per-week until I eventually run out. Hope ya enjoyed it!

[nemainofthewater]

This poll might look a little familiar.... Due to a timing mix-up yesterday, I am proud to present the 'Best Non-Sword Weapon' poll take 2: Electric Boogaloo!

This time I've chosen to group the options by weapon with wielders in brackets*. Due to space issues, the media that each of them come from is under the read more, and this is definitely a non-exhaustive list!

*Except Xie Lian, who by virtue of winning the previous poll has been brought straight through to part two!

Thank you to everyone from the NiF discord and the watch party discord (and especially @shadaras) who have been amazing at suggesting characters with non-sword weapons! Couldn't have have done it without you! Also thank you to @thebansacredbanned who looked up the names of various obscure characters for me.

Propaganda, examples, and write-ins absolutely welcome!

Fan Wen Kexing (Word of Honour) Shen Qingqiu (SVSSS) Qing Ming (Yin Yang Master)

Umbrella Lord Grim (The King's Avatar) Chu Xuanji (Love and Redemption) Zhan Shiqi (Ancient Detective) Su Muyu (Blood of Youth)

Musical Instrument The Lan Sect (The Untamed) Wei Wuxian (The Untamed) Huang Yaoshi (Legend of the Condor Heroes)

Gun Wang Zhi (Sleuth of the Ming Dynasty) Fan Xian (Joy of life, novel)

Spear/Staff Sikong Qianluo (Blood of Youth) Hong Qigong (Legend of the Condor Heroes) Sun Wukong (Journey to the West) Guan Yu (Romance of the Three Kingdoms) Wu Zhu (Joy of Life)

Knives/Other Bladed Weapon Tang Lian (Blood of Youth) Yang Lu (A Journey to Love) Xiao Mei (House of Flying Daggers)

Whip Chu Wanning (Erha) Gu Xiang (Word of Honour) Jiang Cheng and Yu Ziyuan (The Untamed)

Bow and Arrows/Crossbow Bo Ya (Ying Yang Master) Yan Xiaoyi (Joy of Life) Mei Changsu (Nirvana in Fire, Novel) Xiao Yao, Fangfeng Yiying, and Fangfeng Bei (Lost You Forever) Strip of cloth Xie Lian (Heaven's Official Blessing)

Needles Gong Yu (Nirvana in Fire) Wen Qing (The Untamed)

Giant Bell Wu Xin (the Blood of Youth) Demon Monk (Mysterious Lotus Casebook)

[wangxianficrecs]

Follower Recs

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This story is amazing for it's take on worst day Nightless City Wei Ying being pulled into the modern world of 30something private detective Wei Wuxian as he embarks on a case that rocks the society he grew up in and fled from. A very familiar society to Wei Ying, in some ways. The casefic is solid, the banter is humorous, and Wei Ying gets to be both awesome and helped. @bcaugust

so when you go wherever it is you will go, take the moon with you

by comforting_monachopsis

T, WIP, 121k, Wangxian & Past WWX/Others

Summary: The Yiling Laozu dies, and the world cheers. The Yiling Laozu dies, and falls through dimensions. The Yiling Laozu dies, and appears in Wei Wuxian’s living room. Or: Upon dying in the Burial Mounds, canon Wei Wuxian ends up flung into an alternate universe. Needless to say that both he and their Wei Wuxian are very confused.

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(Please REBLOG as a signal boost for this hard-working author if you like – or think others might like – this story.)

[that-one-ao3-writer]

10 fics for International Fanworks Day

THESE ARE ALL ALMOST FROM THE SAME FANDOMS IM SO SORRY but they are very good I recommend.

Please consider going through the authors' other works as well.

1. Nothing hurts like the almost, almost, almost by communist_sasuke

Fandom: Bungo Stray Dogs

Summary: “Don’t use Corruption, Chuuya.” Dazai tried again. “Let’s just get out of here.”

(A mission goes wrong, and Dazai learns to hold on to the things he can't bear to lose. If only his revelation hadn't come a little too late.)

I KNOW I KNOW mind the MCD tag but it's so well written and the grief just hits best at 1 am.

2. Atsushi's Guide to Surviving in the Armed Detective Agency (and Being a Part of a Family) by FrogintheWindow

Fandom: Bungo Stray Dogs

Summary: Atsushi studies his coworkers in the hopes of understanding what exactly he’s a part of, and realizes that he’s joined a family, not an agency.

Basically a series of short stories where Atsushi writes about his experiences with the Armed Detective Agency (and the Port Mafia)

FOUND FAMILY FOUND FAMILY FOUND FAMILY

3. try again, try again, try again by absolutefuckery

Fandom: Heaven Official's Blessing

Summary: Feng Xin accidentally steals Mu Qing’s first kiss. Naturally, the only logical solution is to give him another one. And another. And another. And another. And—

I'M LITERALLY IN LOVE WITH THIS FIC HONESTLY FQ ARE IDIOTS

4. Sleepwalking in shadows by oilux

Fandom: Jujutsu Kaisen

Summary: “Fushiguro Megumi,” Sukuna drawls. “You summoned—”

“Do you have two dicks?” 

It's all fun and games until you summon the King of Curses from your shadows.

OKAY OKAY SHIP CHOICE IS WEIRD IK BUT IT'S FUNNY

5. and all the things unsaid, come sweetly to your lips by citruspromenade

Fandom: Heaven Official's Blessing

Summary: the Xian Le Trio reconciliation, through the (metaphorical) seasons.

(The actual summary is longer guys) FENG XIN LOVE AND MULIAN FRIENDSHIP WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED

6. pretty face, electric soul by khrys

Fandom: Heaven Official's Blessing

Summary: Feng Xin and Xie Lian are attempting to re-enter high society. Mu Qing helps, and Feng Xin realizes a few things along the way.

LAST TGCF FIC I PROMISE

7. like, comments, share and subscribe by detectorist

Fandom: The Untamed / Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation

Summary: Lan Zhan runs a popular studytuber YouTube channel. Wei Ying decides to parody his videos. Things escalate from there.

THIS FIC GIVES ME LIFE

8. A Broken Soul by raendown

Fandom: Naruto (dont judge I had a phase)

Summary: Kakashi was born with a counter just like everyone else. But his was different. His was broken.

THIS IS ANGST OKAY YPU HAVE BEEN WARNED

9. Autonomy by beetlebee

Fandom: Naruto

Summary: "But this Not-Sensei soulmate guy could be anybody," Naruto whines.

Sasuke narrows his eyes. "No. He tried to act like Kakashi, use his techniques. He must be familiar with him already..."

"They could be childhood friends!" Sakura gasps.

"Sensei has friends?" Naruto asks, squinting at Obito.

"Or he's a stalker." Sasuke grips the kunai he still hasn't put away.

"I'm not a stalker," Obito lies, pushing away the kunai edging towards him.

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(A soulmate bodyswap AU)

FUNNY OBIKAKA THERE I SAID IT

10. An Executive's Guide to Love, Jealousy & Everything in Between by mocarin

Fandom: Bungo Stray Dogs

Summary: Dazai Osamu is known for many things. Being the Port Mafia’s renowned strategist, a coldhearted executive, and ½ of infamous duo Double Black is just the shortlist. One thing he isn’t known for, however, is being capable of being in love. More specifically, in love with his hot headed slug of a partner of 3 years.

Or, Dazai attempts to navigate the complexities of love, with varying levels of success. Featuring his own special brand of flirting, an all too knowing audience, and poor, poor Tachihara who just wanted a friend but ended up on Dazai’s personal blacklist instead.

OOC WARNING BUT IT'S FUNNY SO

+1. Snapshots from different lives: It's a bittersweet symphony this life by Crepuscolaria

Fandom: Heaven Official's Blessing (I couldn't resist)

Summary: He didn’t even get to meet Mu Qing last time! And now they could grow together and have a lot of time! Of course he would run to him!

Not that he can explain this to his mom. She would just look at him with the same exasperated fondness she reserves him when he grumbles under his breath things like youths these days, or back in my day.

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A brief glimpse to that one time FX found MQ and they were both kids and he actually managed to grow with him until old age.

Series

Part 4 of Beyond Space and Time

CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED FIC GO READ IT NOW

(Might make pt. 2 idk)

[wangxianficfinder]

Fic Finder

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1. I'm looking for two fics.

A) The first is a modern AU where LWJ is a doctor who finds WWX in his hospjtal after disappearing after a school fire years ago. He later learns WWX donated many organs to JC after the fire and was dumped by the Jiangs afterwards, which is why LWJ won't let the Lan partner with them.

B) The second is set (I think) after WWX's death, and is about LWJ collecting portraits of him that were done by an artist he met in Yiling before the siege. I think the artist wanted to show who the Yiling Pateiarch really was or something.Thank you as always for all the hard work you and the fic detectives do!

1A)

FOUND! Step by step by apathyinreverie (T, 12k, wangxian, LXC & LWJ, LWJ & LSZ & WWX, WWX & WQ, modern, not Jiang friendly, not JFM or YZY friendly, guilt, fluff, past angst, flashbacks, protective LWJ, soft WWX, family, friendship, getting together, established relationship, hurt/comfort, organ donation)

1B)

FOUND! In Exchange by FlautistsandPeonies (M, 8k, wangxian, major character death (WWX), The Power of Yiling Laozu Sexy)

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2. Hi again! I have an ask for the next FicFinder that this falls into. There was this one fic I read maybe back in 2021, where wangxian had had more than just Sizhui as a kid (i think it was two) and their youngest kid got lost and everybody was going crazy searching for him. The kid is eventually found by Wen Ning, thinking he was about to find wwx, because the kid was whistling like he’d seen wwx do and after all is said and done, the kid had to promise not to do it again. I think in this fic wwx was referred to as “mama” and it could possibly be an abo verse? I’m unsure as it has been a while, but if anyone can find anything, I’m super grateful! Thanks in advance 😁💜

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3. Hello! I don't remember much of the fic, but I recall there was a specific part of madam Yu getting whipped by zidian. And this was a time travel fic; lan zhan went back to the past a bit before wei ying arrived at gusu lan. Last I remember reading this fic was in 2021, and thank you so much for your help! :) @suriaster

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4. hello! I read a fic a while ago and want to reread it but I can't find it 😭 it was a modern au where lwj knew wwx in high school (they weren't friends though) then wwx went missing and like 3 years post high school they reconnected. lwj is either a librarian or he just really likes books. he goes to visit wwx and ayuan, they're living with the other wens at some farm and granny wen makes them a plate of snacks and lwj ends up staying the night. at some point him and wwx go to a farmers market where the wens sell their crops and lwj and wwx wander around. also, lwj reads like 5 books throughout and the author had linked them in the end notes, that's why I'm trying to find it again sjfbdjf so I can read those books. anyways thank you for your help!! @cryiling

FOUND! Flying in silver moonlight by twigofwillow (G, 14k, WangXian, Modern AU, Non-Magical, this is set in America, LWJ POV, Mostly Fluff, lil bit of angst just for seasoning, Found Family, Librarian LWJ, farmers market WWX, greenhouse au, [Podfic of] Flying in silver moonlight and in this close hand by exmanhater)

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5. Hi! I hope to find this wx bnha au fic where wwx is an (supposed) quirkless inventor (but actually can manipulate resentmen but choose to hide it) and ceo of his self-made company which provides heroes with cool and innovative equipment with a name like Wi-fi industries or smth and he's also single father with teenager or uni student wei sizhui who works at reception here. basically it starts w twin jades requesting him to improve their weapons, lwj falls head over heels for our genius boi who is not at all opposed to his advances, and they also uncover jgs's plot taking over all sects w helps of jgy and xy (who also manipulates resentment) while being shamelessly in love w eo. I definitely remember that the name of this fic goes like "free wi-fi for heroes" but I couldn't find it anywhere :( I would greatly appreciate if u can find this fic

FOUND? Free Wifi for Heroes by JJSparrow (E, 50k, WangXian, Modern AU, Pro Heroes, Switching, Engineer!WWX, Hero!LWJ, CEO!WWX,Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Inventor!WWX, Top! LWJ, Top! WWX, Bottom! LWJ, Bottom! WWX, Explicit Sexual Content, Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, First Kiss, First Time)

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6. Hi! I am looking for a smut fic I read a while back. In it, post-canon, married wangxian are on a nighthunt and wwx gets turned into a tentacle monster from the waist down. He can’t move around on land and is stuck in a particular pool until it wears off, so he and lwj have some fun and act out a couple of roleplay scenarios. Thank you for the work that you do!

FOUND! slip'n'slime by la_dissonance (E, 7k, wangxian, post-canon, PWP, tentacles, slime, kink exploration, roleplay, bottom LWJ, light bondage, established relationship)

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7. hi! I’m trying to find this one wangxian fic where Lan Zhan stumbles across his mother’s family. Wangxian is sort of the background here, with Lan Zhan and his relationship with his long-lost relatives being the focus. His mother’s family are all tailors/clothesmakers. There was a scene early on where Lan Zhan has to tell his grandparents what happened to their daughter and it broke my heart so good, I just HAVE to reread it. If you could help me, I’d very much appreciate it!! @knightcorvidae

NOT FOUND! Gentian Seeds by yuyu_finale (T, 9k, WangXian, Thirteen Years of WWX's Death, at first, Post-Canon, later on, Mentioned Madam Lán, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, Found Family, but literally, some elements of character study, Soft WangXian)

FOUND! The Same Cloth by x_los (T, 8k, WangXian, Established Relationship, Case Fic, Aftermath of a Case, Family Feels, Family Drama, Family Bonding, Family Secrets, Clothing Porn, Worldbuilding, Government, Chief Cultivator LWJ, Married Life, Character Study, Post-Canon)

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8. Hello! I read this fic around Feb - March 2022.. so it should be written around that time or earlier. I think it was a PWP fic.. Wei Ying points out to Lan Zhan that they're breaking a lot of rules but Lan Zhan doesn't care and they actually make love against the wall of discipline / wall of rules to show "to hell with those rules" hehehe. hope you're able to find it. thank you!

FOUND! Just the Scent of You by Alliandra     (E, 9k, wangxian, post-canon, PWP, masturbation, bondage, inappropriate use of so many things)

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9. Hello, I need help finding a fic, it was a modern AU where Lan Zhan and Wei Ying are at Chinese school summer camp and they are performing in a talent show? Lan Zhan played the guqin and then he met with Wei Ying backstage who was going to do a fashion show in a dress and Lan Zhan had a reaction ykwim. I think the author was diaspora, please help!

FOUND? 知往鉴今 | through the mirror of days past by dragongirlG (E, 3k, wangxian, modern, cloud recesses study arc, summer camp, USA au,  underage masturbation, mentions of racist microaggressions, crossdressing, music, family angst,  Chinese diaspora, LWJ pov)

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10. Hello, for the next fic finder, I would like help finding a fic I lost… there isn’t much to say other than Wangxian share a double ended dildo.

FOUND? stars against the setting sun by errant_id (ofmindelans), GhostyFlute (E, 10k, WangXian, War Prize WWX, war prize LWJ, Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Fuck Or Die, Bad Guys Made Them Do It, dubcon, Collars, Exhibitionism, Forced Nudity, Humiliation, Dacryphilia, Sex Toys, Tenderness, threats of sexual assault, Rule 63, Female LWJ/Female WWX, Aphrodisiacs, Angst with a Happy Ending, Getting Together, Public Sex, Embedded Images) might be this one, tho it's wlw wangxian

FOUND? a body to hold your heart by bleuett (E, 14k, WangXian, A/B/O Dynamics, Post-Canon, Getting Together, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Light Dom/sub, Dom LWJ, Top/Bottom Versatile | Switch LWJ, Top/Bottom Versatile | Switch WWX, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Omega/Omega, Anal Sex, Rimming, Sex Toys, Multiple Orgasms, Porn with Feelings, omega wwx, Omega LWJ)

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11. Hello! Can you help me find this fic? I think it was in jin ling pov. He found someone (wwx) in one of the room at lotus pier. He then talk to wwx and start to visit him in secret. One day he found out by jc. Jc became angry and start blaming wwx. Jin ling ask jc to stop (if i remember correctly).

It's a short fic. I don't remember if it was part of drabble or oneshot fic or chaptered fic (if it was, it not more than 3 chapter). Well, that all that i can remember. Thank you

FOUND? ❤️ whipstitch by curiositykilled (M, 131k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Dysfunctional Family, Torture, WWX Lives, but basically no one else, Case Fic, Cultivation Sect Politics, Past Abuse, WWX Whump, YL WWX, JL Needs a Hug, JL Tries, Yunmeng Bro Reconciliation, Past Character Death, Body Horror, Non-Consensual Body Modification, POV Alternating, Flashbacks, Eventual Happy Ending, Heavy Angst, Suicide Attempt, PTSD, Depression, Not A Fix-It, Mouth Sewn Shut) it sounds very similar but it's a long fic

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12. Does anybody remember that fic where a series of people curse Wei Wuxian but it plays in his and Lan Wangji's favour? Like he's cursed to never marry a woman, but never mind he's got his husband? I remember he got pregnant at one point too.

FOUND! Twitter Threadfic Archive by aubreyli (M, 34k, WangXian, WenZhou, originally posted on twitter) chapter 4 i think

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13. hello! Looking for a modern au Wangxian fic where WWX is in an accident and has to stay with LWJ to recover because he has a broken leg. There is a very awkward bathing scene.

FOUND? Almost Lover by vesna (mrsronweasley) (E, 37k, WangXian, Modern AU, Angst, But with a happy ending, Hurt/Comfort, Hospital Scenes, Dubious Medical Science, Friends With Benefits, Traumatic Injury, mention of past WWX/WQ)

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14. Hello! I am looking for a fic where Lan Zhan is new in town, but a known dom in the scene, and gets paired with Wei Ying for a BDSM demonstration. They decide to practice ahead of time, Lan Zhan ties Wei Ying up, Wei Ying says, "so we're fucking after this, right?" and Lan Zhan's like, "no negotiation during a scene"

FOUND? Never Let Me Hit The Ground by phnelt (M, 1k, WangXian, PWP, Rope Bondage, Shibari, Predicament Bondage, Suspension)

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15. Hi. I have been searching everywhere for this one fic. Basically it’s a modern AU where Lan Wangji offers to drive Wei Wuxian to his family’s celebration of an event after no one else is able to give him a ride. I think they previously dated but they broke up. At one point they sleep on a mattress and they end up getting back together in the end. Sorry this isn’t much to go on. @mistress9-saturn

FOUND! The Nines of Winter by ArcadianMaggie (E, 13k, WangXian, Modern AU, Snowed In, Sharing a Bed, Hot Cocoa, Getting Back Together, home for the holidays, Dongzhi, Puppy rescue, Panic Attacks, Fluff and Smut, and family feels, Hand Jobs, Kissing, First Time)

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16. Hi! There is a fic where LZ takes the sword meant for WY at the battlefield instead of jiang yanli. Lz almost dies and lxc finds him like that. He thinks wy killed him and banishes him from near his brother. LXC keeps LWJ alive through a soul bond(?) between brothers and take him to qinghe to recovery instead of cloud recesses with nie mingjue. Lwj stays there in a coma for like 13 years. LXC asks the lans to keep the matter of LWJ being alive hidden from wwx. Lxc hates wwx.

Before losing conciousness lwj asks lxc to pardon wwx. Lxc asks his sect to not kill wwx.

In the meantime WY thinks he gravely injured lz and goes to cloud recesses to seek punishment, there he hears that LZ is dead from LQR and lan elders. WY screams gutwrenchingly and by thing LQR realises that WY actually loved LZ. But he cannot tell anything to wy because lxc forbade him.

I think wwx receives the 33 lashes? but I'm not sure. He stays at cloud recesses and WY's psyche gets worse and worse through the years.

LWJ wakes after 13 years

After 13 nhs asks wy to come to qinghe and sends him a map to the place. Nhs doesn't tell wy lwj is alive.

Wwx at this point reallt believes that lwj is dead.

At unclean realm wy finds lwj w lxc and thinks he is a hallucination and breaks down. His mental state is so fucking sad it takes him a long while to accept lwj is real. Lwj is also mad at lxc because he has asked lxc to make sure wwx is okay yet wwx mental state is in shambles because lxc hid lwj being alive from wwx.

FOUND! If I Could Go Back in Time by Runningbarefoot (M, 122k, WangXian, NieLan, Canon Divergence, Role Reversal, Somebody Lives/Not Everyone Dies, Pining, Angst with a Happy Ending, Grief/Mourning, YLLZ WWX, Eventual Happy Ending, The Twin Jade Brotherhood, Hurt/Comfort, Character Study, Twin Prides of Yúnmèng Dynamics, Slow Burn)

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17. Hello Mods and Tumblr in general, I've come here to say I've done it again... I've lost the name of the fic I wanted to re read. All that I can remember is a chapter where Lan Zhan and Wei Ying spar heavily against each other and that Wei Ying got to take advanced talisman classes in fic. Please Help.

FOUND! 🧡 Stunted, Starving Juvenility by TomatenMark (E, 528k, WangXian, WIP, Fix-it of sorts, Talisman master WWX, Not JFM Friendly, Study Arc, Getting together, Fluff and Angst, Engagement)

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18. Hello! I want to find a fic which had post canon (?)wangxian at a family banquet. It was all about them being happily married. The specific scene I remember is that at the banquet, Wei Wuxian knew that lwj liked a specific kind of shrimp, and peeled a lot for him and nudged it his way. Then he looked up and saw everyone was blushing over the romance and lwj looking smug. I hope someone remembers which fic this is. Thank you so much!

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19. hi! looking for a specific xuexiao fic where xiao xingchen knows who xue yang is and the reveal happens when he says his real name midway through sex. lines i half remember include something about xue yang being immediately himself, and "well shit, daozhang" which took me tf out. i can't find it anymore and i'm going insane

FOUND? For Sore Eyes by jeejaschocolate (E, 30k, XueXiao, Canon Divergence, Developing Relationship, Explicit Sexual Content, Canon Disabled Character, Insane Characters, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Canon Backstory, Lies, Hair Washing, Hair Braiding, Bathing/Washing, Kissing, Body Worship, Affection, Anal Sex, Difficult Romance, Porn with Feelings, Misunderstandings, Mentions of erotica, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Anal Fingering, Switching, Emotional Sex, Oral Sex, Rough Sex, Ass Play, Love Confessions) It Is part of a series and in the last chapter there Is the scene in which he calls out Xue Yang name

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20. I'm trying to re-find a time travel fic where WWX falls from the cliff and lands in modern times where he's taken to a hospital and they think he was a victim of golden core theft. He asks the Lan doctor if she knows Lan Zhan, and she's like, the immortal leader of our sect? @marbleglove

FOUND! Confusion by Vrishchika (Not Rated, 4k, WangXian, Time Travel, Tumblr Prompt)

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[coffeelovesdramasalatte]

So I'm on episode 14 of a new show and it's taken over and now I want to write predictions for the last 10 episodes of Desire Catcher below (cdrama, crime solving with 2 male leads iykwim). Luo Fei I'll abbreviate as LF (detective in the back) and Lu Feng Ping as LFP (hypnotist in the front). If you need a reason to watch this, the hypnotist is basically like if Wei Ying from MDZS dressed like Castiel from Supernatural. The detective also gives off Lan Zhan vibes so the comparison is not entirely inaccurate. There's a few more parallels which you'll have to watch to find out though ;)

In no particular order, here's what I think will happen next:

LFP is going to manipulate a case file for the bad guy

LFP will enter a trap set by bad guy and LF gonna save him complete with some sort of injury and hurt/comfort

Bad guy is already shaping up to be a hypnotist or someone very aware of the field - he will hypnotize someone on LF's team (my money is on childhood friend or new team member)

the purple/blue ring has to come into play somehow as part of the hypnosis maybe?

another LF and LFP fight scene where they're fighting for real but they still end up both on the ground just like in the first scene

LFP will not end up betraying LF for the bad guy (he was acting the whole time?)

the nurse turns out to be on the bad guy's side OR she's part of a murder plot

LF sleeps over at LFP's place and eats clay pot rice

the team goes out drinking and eating together (final shot maybe)

the team's forensic analyst person gets targeted by the bad guy bc we haven't seen him in a while and he's a father figure to LF

There's more to predict but let's see where we're at by the end of episode 14. No pressure to interact but tagging @thinkonce-acttwice in case you want to see :)

[justaghostingon]

Wei Ying, Wannabe Fem Fatale Extrodinaire

A crack au

Wei Ying is a man on a mission: to become the city’s most infamous Fem Fatale!

He’s going to seduce so many rich evil dudes, have them die under mysterious circumstances, and then inherit all their money while wearing full lenght black satin and a fetching red boa

Jiang cheng is in the background, covering his face in embarrassment and pretending he doesn’t know him, and why would you make this ur career???

But jiang cheng has no way to stop him because wei ying is officially out of the jiang family thanks to *reasons* to the disappointment of the jiang children

But though he’s got the look if he does say so himself, getting a rich, evil old fart to marry him is far harder than it seems

It certainly doesn’t help that despite Wei Ying’s charisma and flirtatious nature, he’s a blushing mess who’s never even kissed another person whenever someone tries to flirt back.

This is a problem, since Wei ying needs the money so he can reassure jiang yanli and jiang cheng that he’s fine and totally not bitter about those *reasons* that prevent him from getting in a good college or having the life he thought he’d have

And what do you know, one of those *reasons* showed up in Wei ying’s favorite bar to find targets, the burial mounds

Wen chao aka *reasons* aka took offense to wei ying scoring higher than him in a citywide competion and blacklisted him from every college + getting him kicked out of the jiang (or else) + trying to have him killed three times just because

Wen chao, the king of overreacting. Wei ying has a bone to pick with him. So wei ying decides to make him his first target

Wei ying adjusts the woman’s dress he’s wearing and make-up, and attempts to be an interested lady

He fails pretty much immediately. Wen chao had some very mean things to say, and so Wei Ying was forced to get his revenge the old fashioned way.

Satisfying, but not very lucridtive

Thus Wei ying is forced to move on, attempting to seduce big shot-wen after big-shot wen into marriage and failing each time

(He prob could have succeeded with Wen Ning, but he was so nice and apologetic that Wei ying ended up apologizing to him and giving him what cash he had on him (9 dollars) and making a friend for life in the process)

Now the Wens aren’t just anybody, they’re the most natorious mafia family in the city, infamous around the world for just about every horrible crime u can think of. When they start dying off left and right, people start to notice

Whispers fill the street of the yiling patriach, named for the district of his first killing, who dismantled the Wen mafia with the singlemindedness of a ghost

He’s said to play the flute (wei ying tried to use his nonexistant musical talents to seduce wen xu) be as ugly as sin (someone heard wen chao’s mean words) deft with a blade (wei ying was trying to show off knife juggling and dropped one)

All these rumors reach the gusu police force, who sends out their best detective: Lan Wangji

Lan Wangji tries to go undercover to the burial mounds bar to “hear the local chatter” but he is so awkward and out of place its immediately obvious to everyone that he’s not from here

So naturally, wei ying slides up next to him to annoy him (and keep him company)

Lan zhan very quickly proves himself to be far to good to be a target for wei ying’s fem fatale scheme

But the buisness he’s here on, finding the yiling laozu and bringing him to justice, now that sounds promising!

Wei ying will find this yiling patriach, seduce him into marriage, and then turn him over to lan zhan for his crimes! Its a win win! Lan xhan gets his man, wei ying finally succeeds at his chosen profession!

If only wei ying realized this yiling laozu was him. But alas, he’s been too busy trying to learn fem fatale-dom to pay enough attention to the name

So wei ying decides to become lan zhan’s guide, showing him the ins and outs of yiling district, and all the horrible wen crimes he “just stumbled upon”

Because if the police are finally gonna show up they mught as well do something. God knows wei yimg could have used them back in the day

Lan zhan continues to prove himself to be the type of policeman wei ying didn’t think existed, who actually cares about the victims and tries to help them, and wei ying finds himself in trouble, becUse he’s falling in love!

Fem fatales don’t fall in love!

Meanwhile lan zhan is havinf his own problems. See he’s not dumb. No one “accidentally” finds that many secrets on the wens. No one is this good at tracking them down. Wei ying is definitely more involved than he’s letting on

He might even be the yiling laozu himself

But whenever lan xhan tries to confront him, wei ying just batts his perfect eyelashes and denies it all

And lan zhan realizes he has two choices, stick to the rules and bring in wei ying as a suspect…or let him go, and let a potential murderer walk free

If it were the lan zhan from earlier, he would have handed him in for questioning no problem. But the lan zhan of earlier did not know the sound of wei ying’s laugh, or the smell of his perfume…

So lan zhan comes up with a compromise with himself. He’ll stay close to wei ying, provide him the support and money he must need so badly, so he won’t feel the need to go out and seduce and kill again

And yes, lan zhan thinks wei ying totally seduced them before he killed them, how could anyone resist wei ying?

His increased spoiling of wei ying leaves the man very flustered and very confused. He thought the fem fatale was the one who did the seducing? Why is lan zhan being so nice? Why did he give him a credit card? What is going on???

Thus wei ying finally suceeds in seducing someone as a fem fatale, only to be instantly seduced back. He now lives in wedded bliss with a handsome husband, two rabbit babies, and a prenup skewed wildly in his favor, plus all his husbands life insurance.

Every Lan knows him as the infamous fem fatale “Wei Ying” who seduced the righteous Hanguang-jun onto the path of earthly pleasures and “sleeping in past 5am! Gasp!”

Wei ying bears this all with good grace, until someone asks him how he did it, to which he will hastily change the subject, rather than admit he has no idea, he thought he was 0 for 0 on seductions, and since when was Lan Zhan rich????

And they lived happily ever after

[ao3feed-xicheng]

Who Are You Dating?

by XichengLoverXX A 27-chapter long chat-fic which follows the discovery of who Lan Xichen is secretly dating. Words: 181, Chapters: 1/27, Language: English Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin, Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian, Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji, Jin Ling | Jin Rulan, Lan Yuan | Lan Sizhui, Lan Jingyi, Junior Trio (Modao Zushi), Original Female Character(s) Relationships: Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin/Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, background Lán Zhàn | Lán Wàngjī/Wèi Yīng | Wèi Wúxiàn - Relationship, Implied Jīn Líng | Jīn Rúlán/Lán Jǐngyí Additional Tags: Chatlogs, chatfic, Secret Relationship, Lan Huan | Lan Xichen's Birthday, Caring Jiang Cheng | Jiang Wanyin, Supportive Lan Huan | Lan Xichen, Hickeys, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian is Snooping, Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian Plays Detective, Roleplay, Photographic Evidence, Jin Ling | Jin Rulan Gets Called Out, Blackmail, “Accidental” Posting of Said Blackmail Material, Fluff, Implied/Referenced Sex via https://ift.tt/9mlQwsJ

[toomanyplotbunnies-sendhelp]

Hello and welcome to Day 8 of "Let's Explore My Plot Bunnies"

Today, I wanna explore one simple idea that came to me because of a GIF of all things. This GIF to be more precise:

The fic idea basically boils down to MDZS Magic Kaito AU.

Edit: As of February 6th, this fic has a title - "How to steal a gem (and a heart along the way)"

Main reasons that make this idea appealing for me:

Wei Wuxian as a magician and as a Phantom Thief is so cool to me.

Detective Lan Wanji is something I never knew I wanted in my life.

I freaking love Magic Kaito and Detective Conan.

Kuroba Kaito is so WWX coded is not even funny. (If these 2 meet, one (or both) of them is getting hurt because they take huge risks and are reckless as hell)

A short description of the plot:

Wei Changze and Cangse Sanren are a famous magician couple (Cangse Sanren is more often the magic assistant) that died in a fire 10 years ago, leaving their young seven-years old son in the care of his grandmother.

Because of his grandmother's demanding job, Wei Ying, curtesy Wuxian, ends up in the company of the Jiang family, who were friends of his parents. Jiang Fengmian is a police officer who is in charge of a task force, while Yu Ziyuan is an attorney. Wei Wuxian ends up going to the same school as the Jiang family's children, Jiang Cheng and Jiang Yanli.

The years pass, and when Wei Wuxian is 17 years old, he learns that the accident that took his parents' life was not truly an accident. He learns that his parents were once Phantom Thieves that ended up attracting the attention of some unsavory people - who, according to his father, are always wearing gold colored clothes. They wanted the two Phantom Thieves to work for them in order to find a specific gem called the "Yin Tiger Seal," which supposedly grants the owner immortality. Wei Changze and Cangse Sanren were killed because they refused the offer by the people in gold.

Coincidentally, as Wei Wuxian learns about this, Yiling Laozu - a famous Phantom Thief that dissappeared 10 years ago - makes an announcement that he will steal a gem. Wei Wuxian knows this is definitely not the real Yiling Laozu since his father, Wei Changze, was the Yiling Laozu before his death. Still, he is curious and, as Jiang Cheng would say, "very stupid." Thus, Wei Wuxian takes up the mantle of the Yiling Laozu to see what the copy-cat wants.

Wei Wuxian did not expect that two siblings, Wen Ning and Wen Qing, were behind the copy-cat Yiling Laozu. The two want to lure out Wei Changze's killers and bring them to justice. (Wei Changze saved them and their family, so Wen Ning and Wen Qing want to repay the kindness by making sure he gets the justice he deserves)

Wei Wuxian also didn't expect to enjoy being the Yiling Laozu so much. Or that he would have an unfortunate meeting with the people in gold that killed his parents. That meeting, however, made him want to not only put those people behind bars but also completely destroy the "Yin Tiger Seal" so that no one will ever kill another for it.

Meanwhile,

The Lan family, a family where all members are in some way, shape, or form involved into the police, is roped together with the Jiang family to catch the Yiling Laozu that just came back.

Their youngest son, Lan Wangji, who is a detective, seems awfully interested in catching the thief himself. For him, Yiling Laozu is the definition of chaos and should be put in jail for his crimes. And yet, the more Lan Wanji fails to catch the ever-elusive Yiling Laozu, the more captivated by the man he becomes. Where other thieves would be more ruthless, Yiling Laozu seems almost playful in all of their encounters - as if he is truly just playing around and putting on a show for the people who watch his heists. The thief never killed or injured people either; even the task force - if one doesn't count their ego being hurt - never came in direct danger. (It doesn't help that the thief always returns the gems he stole and never kept one for himself yet)

So, Lan Wanji thinks there might be a reason for the heists held by Yiling Laozu. Though it is mere speculation on his part, Lan Wangji thinks this thief that seems incapable of hurting anyone may be in danger.

The detective's speculation turned into reality when, during one of Yiling Laozu's magic shows/heists, someone shoots the thief. From this moment onwards, Lan Wangji dedicates himself to finding out who shot the thief and the reason behind the Yiling Laozu's return.

So what do you guys think? Good? Bad? Let me know!

I still have more fanfic ideas to share, and apparently, they multiply all the time - I can't even see one simple GIF without my brain making a freaking plot bunny out of it.

Regardless, I hope you guys have a great day/night and take care of yourselves!

I will see you tomorrow,

- TooManyPlotBunnies-Send Help

[rosethornewrites]

From the next chapter of “this body yet survives.”

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Nearing the winter festival, Wei Ying had a breakthrough with the talismans Madam Jin had commissioned, completing one that lit up red when two people who were related held it when it was activated, and black when they were unrelated.

“Red for good fortune, black for neutrality,” he clarified when he demonstrated the talisman using the Jiang siblings and then Lan Zhan and Xiongzhang. “It would light up red if Xiansheng held it with one of you, too.”

He was still working on one that would find relatives in the first place, hoping to modify the talisman he and Lan Tayi had created to reveal Su She.

“They would have to be very close by, and I guess that would be up to Jin-furen to arrange. It’d be easier if I could make something like a compass, but that wouldn’t work for blood… energy would be easier to detect that way…”