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Need a teen! Bruce au where heās exactly like Justice League! Batman and Battinson in one. That mf put the fear of every god in Raās Al Ghul.
Everytime heās in a room with someone over 30 āTeenagersā by My Chemical Romance plays in the background.
Despite that, in his own way, heās as gentle as can be with his league. Give me a young Diana whoās getting spat on and ripped apart by the media in a way not one of her male teammates get.
And sheās Wonder Woman. She shouldnāt be affected by it. And she is, anyway. Bruce relates to that in an uncomfortable degree.
āWhen I first became Batman, weak men tried standing in my way, too. ā
āAnd what did you do?ā
āI stepped over them.ā
He has a tiny Robin he occasionally has to keep on a leash.
Give me somewhat teen mom Bruce who struggles to wrangle his unruly six year old who likes flipping from rooftop to rooftop and thinks fighting Bane is a piece of cake.
āIf Tati can do it, so can I!ā
āDick,ā he paused, before handing him a handfull of candy. āWonderful emotional manipulation. Good job.ā
ā:Dā
#I LOVE HIMMMMM HES SO AWKWARD AND COOL TO ME#give me the league fangirling over him at every turn and heās just Tired of them. has to call teen Clark whoās Perry Whiteās intern like.#āKalā please write about something other than Batman.ā#āBruce. I cannot say no to you. Please donāt ask me to do that.ā#alfred is extremely tired. also extremely in need of Bruce to stop being self sufficient.#let him take care of you daMN ITā#teen bruce wayne#bruce wayne#batman#batdad#writing#dick grayson#dc comics
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awkward morning after āļø
#superbat#worlds finest#batman and superman#superman#batman#clark kent#bruce wayne#damian wayne#alfred pennyworth
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The Execution of Mary Queens of Scots (1895) Alfred Clark
The Execution of Mary Queen of Scots is a film directed by Albert Clark and produced by the Edison Manufacturing Company; the film represents the historical episode of the beheading of Mary Stuart, Queen of Scots, it is the first film to feature a editing cut and the first to use a special effect (00:13). It was shot on August 28, 1895, at Edison Laboratory in West Orange.
To show the decapitation of Mary Stuart (played by Robert Thomae, secretary and treasurer of the Edison company), the cameraman, William Heise, stops the camera at the moment the executioner raises the axe, Thomae is replaced by a dummy, and the action resumes. Clark and Heise only used the stop-motion substitution on this occasion and did not think of developing it further. Instead, Georges MĆ©liĆØs did, who discovered the same trick by chance one day while filming in the Place de l'Opera and his camera stopped. Unlike Clark and Heise, MĆ©liĆØs immediately set to work making films that exploited the newly discovered trick. The first was The Vanishing Lady (1896)
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Superman: I havenāt seen you at the watchtower for a while. Where have you been the last few weeks, Batman?
Bruce: Rehab.
Superman, worriedly: Oh, Iām so sorry- I never knew you struggled with that. If you donāt mind me asking, what for?
Bruce, grimacing as he watches public footage of Signal and Red Hood starting a dumpster fire out of Pro-Joker merch: ..adoption.
#ābruce wayne is a bad dadā ābruce wayne is a good parent!!ā NO. Bruce Wayne is a wine mom#he has tacky 2000ās beige signs around the house that his kids beg him to take down#wine. sleep. vigilante. repeat!!#jason steals them and puts them in Timās CEO office#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#jason todd#dick grayson#superman#clark kent#justice league#batman and robin#robin#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#I AM SO EXCITED FOR THE DYNAMIC DUO MOVIE#duke thomas#signal#signal dc#red hood#batkids#hes proud but canāt condone this or else itāll turn into Duke and Jason burning down entire warehouses next#rehab was Alfred making him sit through lectures on communication
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Art by https://twitter.com/hokkemaruyaki
#superman#clark kent#kal el#jon kent#jon el#jonathan samuel kent#bruce wayne#batman#alfred pennyworth
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worldās finest vsā¦ cakeā¦
#batman#superman#superbat#dc comics#alfred pennyworth#clark kent#bruce wayne#animation#silly lil thing#JL potluck and they are failures#worlds finest
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First <- Part 17 <- Part 18 -> Part 19
Masterpost
#DC#DC Comics#Dick Grayson#Bruce Wayne#Clark Kent#Jason Todd#Tim Drake#Damian Wayne#Cassandra Cain#Wally West#Barbara Gordon#Alfred Pennyworth#Talia Al Ghul#Lois Lane#Selina Kyle#Batman#Nightwing#Superman#Superbat#I oscillate between seeing Bruce as a secret meme god or seeing him as fundamentally unable to grasp them as a concept#Depends on my mood
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Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.
Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?
Dick: obviously itās me?
Tim: itās dick
Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.
Bruce: itās Jason
Everyone: WHAT?!?!???
Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didnāt jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week
*everyone looks at dick*
Bruce: he didnāt drop out of school
*everyone looks at tim*
Bruce: I didnāt have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him
*everyone looks at Damian*
Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy
Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away
Bruce: my precious little boy
#jason todd#Bruce Wayne#dick Grayson#Damian Wayne#tim Drake#clark kent#Batman#alfred pennyworth#Bruce: he my little baby#jason: Iām 6ā2 and have the ability to kill you if I wanted#Bruce: my baby my little son#jason: GOD YOURE SO EMBARRASSING DAD#jason was probably the most behaved child before he went boom boom and I stand by that#he enjoyed school#most likey hated it when he missed it#and he loves classic literature???#bros a huge nerd#yea dick is all smiles but probably gave Bruceās near death heart attacks everytime he swung from chandeliers and rooftops#jason just wanted to live his life in the library reading his fav books and homework
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Alfred: Iām heading out for my trip. I left everyone written instructions so the manor stays in one piece
Bruce: Mine says āno cookingā
Clark: Mine says āno eating anything weirdā
Dick: Mine says āno gymnastics insideā
Damian: Mine says āno stabbingā
Tim: Mine says āno fighting with your brothersā
Jason: Mine just says ānoā
#the batfamily#superbat#alfred pennyworth#bruce wayne#clark kent#dick grayson#damian wayne#tim drake#jason todd#incorrect batfamily quotes
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I feel like Bruce would get trapped somehow in an undercover situation with journalist Clark Kent, who inexplicably was "looking for the bathroom" deep in the off limits parts of a mob boss's house, and recognize Superman purely from being in close quarters with Clark and react stupidly enough that Clark frowns at him (in the shady little corner Clark hid them when he heard people coming).
So Bruce does the natural thing and kisses him. Purely to deflect attention.
Alfred, sipping his tea:
Bruce, wringing his hands, back in the Batcave: "So?"
Alfred: "Well you have my blessing, Master Bruce."
Bruce:
Bruce: "Alfred that's not--"
Alfred: "As for advice I'm afraid I must refrain, Master Bruce, you'd find some way to do the complete opposite and--"
Bruce: "No Alfred, I really need advice."
Alfred: "Haven't got any sir, I'm a bit rusty. Back in my day, one did not simply kiss handsome journalists in dark corners and say the words, this is off the record."
Bruce, blushing: "I just panicked--"
Alfred: "I trust you'll manage to sort this out, Master Bruce, ace detective that you are."
Bruce: "Alfred."
#batman#bruce wayne#clark kent#superman#identity shenanigans#alfred pennyworth#text post#superbat#personal
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AU of the Wayne family history. At the batkidsā insistence, Alfred finally agreed to read them an old, leather-bound book heād been holdingāa memoir of the very first Wayne.
Clearing his throat, Alfred began in his usual calm, measured tone. "Long ago, a celestial being descended from the heavens, landing in a field owned by a struggling farmer. The celestial arrived in a dazzling ship, unlike anything seen on Earth. But the farmer, desperate to survive, dismantled the ship and sold its parts, making himself a fortune. When the celestial discovered what had happened, he was furious and sought out the farmer to demand justice."
The kids leaned in, totally hooked.
Alfred continued, "The farmer, terrified, begged for forgiveness. He promised that one day, his descendant would marry the celestial's firstborn child to atone for his crime. The celestial, after much thought, relented. He gifted the farmer the rest of the ship as dowry. From that moment on, the Wayne family flourished, their wealth growing beyond imagination."
Bruce, whoād been half-listening while skimming through some files on genetic engineering from the Fortress of Solitude, snorted. "Someone clearly had quite an imagination."
Without saying a word, Alfred flipped the book around and held it up for Bruce to see. The smirk faded from Bruceās face as his eyes landed on the page. There, drawn in faded ink, was a detailed sketch of the shipā¦ emblazoned with a symbol Bruce recognized immediately.
The crest of the House of El.
Alfred straightened, his tone subdued. "It would seem, Master Bruce, that the promise made to Jor-El must now be honored, given that his firstborn son has arrived on Earth."
Bruce froze. He recalled the Fortressā eccentric behavior toward him and broke out in cold sweat.
#au#how the waynes got their wealth#arranged marriage#why clark was sent to earth#jor el wants babies#kryptonians and their long lifespans#dc headcanon#dc fanfic#drabble#text post#dc#superbat#superman x batman#batman x superman#superman/batman#batman/superman#batfam#batfamily#batkids#batdad#superman#batman#clark kent#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#jor el
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i can't imagine inviting outsiders over to Wayne Manor and it going well. like having Clark over for game night would be so chaotic.
Dick: nonono, you can't do that Damian! seriously that's against the rules!
Damian, shoving monopoly money into his pockets: i have no idea what you're talking about, Richard.
Jason, laughing his ass off: dude, seriously, you won't win against tiny-but-deadly here.
Dick: but he's cheating!!
Steph: it's called a tactical advantage, Dick. you might wanna try it too, you're getting your ass whooped.
Clark, to Bruce: are you not gonna stop him?
Bruce: last time i tried, he threatened to "revoke my Batman privileges." i couldn't find my suit for a week.
Alfred: i have never seen Master Bruce so well-rested. it was truly horrific.
#batfamily#dc comics#dc#batfam#bruce wayne#batman#clark kent#superman#dick grayson#nightwing#damian wayne#robin#dc robin#stephanie brown#dc spoiler#alfred pennyworth
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wayne family adventures + text posts: batman edition
its my bisexual right to make superbat and batcat jokes in the same post. btw.
(batkids edition)
+bonus alfred (tw suicide joke)
#with special guest: bruce's actual greatest rival Margie From The PTA#idk how i ended up with so many bruce ones hes just fucked up in a funnier way ig#batman#wayne family adventures#bruce wayne#superbat#batcat#clark kent#selina kyle#alfred pennyworth#dc#dc comics#image description in alt#mine
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Clark's Midwestern passive-aggressiveness vs. Alfred's British passive-aggressiveness: FIGHT
#clark kent#superman#alfred pennyworth#superfamily#superfam#batfamily#batfam#batman#batman family#justice league#dc comics#batposting#shitpost
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"You stopped for tea? š"
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Man, TimKon has to have craziest in-laws. Imagine what headache the After marriage dinners get.
Duke: hey umā¦ can you pass the salt *eyeing Lex Luthor*
Lex: *takes the salt but moves it away from Duke*
Selina: God why are you even in here?!
Lex: Because I am Connerās BIOLOGICAL father unlike you, you stealing broadā
Lois: *tiredly sighs* Oh my God, here we go againā¦
Bruce: Blood relation means nothing, Lex.
Dick: to quote Maya Angelou: "Family isnāt always blood, itās the people in your life who want you in theirsā
*Lex proceeds to stand up and points at the person at the end of the table*
Kate: now, this is gonna be interesting
Clark: Lex can you sit down?
Lex: for all my Intellect and prowess what I donāt understand isā¦WHY ARE THEY HERE!! *points at the Al Ghuls*
Talia: quit embarrassing yourself, Luthor. Timothy is my belovedās son and brother to two of my sonsā
Selina: *looks at Talia tiredly* would you please move on?
Talia: No! *slams the table* you are only his Girlfriend. While I am the Mother of his sons.
Selina: No sane mother trains her children to be weapons of war *pulls out her nails*
Talia: you havenāt seen this mother. *pulls out a sword*
Damian: Mothers, can you all stop? Itās embarrassing.
Minkhoa: as far as Iām concerned, Iām the spouse.
Bruce: Please I beg of you donāt do this Minkhoa
Jim whispers to Barbara: is it always like this?
Barbara whispers back: only during holidays
Jim: remind me not to attend during it
Stephanie: I could get why Talia is here but why is he here *sideeyes Raās Al Ghul* Didnāt you steal Timās spleen?
Raās: I am Taliaās father which makes me the detectiveās father-in-law, by extension Timothyās Grandfather.
*Alfred audibly cocks his shotgun under the table*
Jason: Crazy mental gymnastics there, geezer.
Raās: It is a shame that the detectiveās choice to spend eternity is with that abominationā¦
Lex: you take that back, heās genetically perfect! Heās half of my crush I meant rival and half of me! Me! you ancient terrorisā
*a chorus of outrage erupts*
Jon: WOAH WOAH!
Dick: HEY!!
Luke: neglecting the part where Lex just admitted toā
*cuts short by Lucius Fox*
Lucius whispers: I strongly advise, you donāt add fuel to whatever this is, Luke.
Minkhoa: I mean heās not wrongā¦
Tim leans on Conner: Welp, that checks my āracism at the tableā bingo card
Jean Paul: You are all sinners! I condemn this unholy matrimony! No man can marry a man much less born out of unnatural means!
Conner: There goes the homophobia one *checks the bingo card*
#Suprisingly the wedding was super peaceful#batfamily#batfam#superfamily#timkon#bruce wayne#tim drake#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#alfred pennyworth#dc comics#clark kent#lois lane#talia al ghul#ras al ghul#stephanie brown#lucius fox#luke fox#duke thomas#cassandra cain#jonathan kent#connor kent#jean paul valley#kate kane#selina kyle#lex luthor#batman#incorrect batfamily quotes
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