#THOSE LIL KIDS LIVE
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Just remember, if anyone loveable dies tomorrow it’s not canon in this house
#HUNTER LIVES#ECHO LIVES#WRECKER LIVES#CROSSHAIR LIVES#OMEGA LIVES#THOSE LIL KIDS LIVE#go to hell hemlock and cid#the bad batch#tbb
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My friend labeled this “toxic aromantic yaoi” and I couldn’t agree more
#kelperambles#toxic to the extreme because Petey’s life has been so shit that he has unknowingly placed romantic love on a pedestal#since it’s seemingly one of the few “good” things in life he has to look forward to (aside fron his kid obv)#but once Petey realizes he doesn’t experience it. he goes cuckoo because like what is he supposed to do now???#and he’s too stubborn to change his perspective on romance so he’s stuck grasping at straws for that sense of “normalcy” that everyone else#seems to easily indulge in. He grieves something he never had#and can only project those same feelings onto dogman because that’s the closest person he has excluding lil petey#when you look at their relationship from an outsider’s POV#they do everything a couple would do right?#they live together. take care of a kid together. and spend a lot of time together.#So of course they’d feel that societal pressure to be in a romantic relationship until they're forced to realize that it’s not for them#my friend even mentioned how much dogman cares about making everyone happy so#“ he probably is confused and sad because he can't give petey the ”right“ kinda love"#AND AUGHHHHHH 😭😭😭😭#dogman#dog man
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hi! your blog is one of my favourites and i absolutely adore reading your thoughts. my grandfather recently passed away and it feels like i lost myself with him. how do i continue living after this? there is this constant weight on my chest and it feels like an emptiness has made a home inside of me. how do i go on when it feels like the world crashed on my shoulders?
hello, love! this is so very sweet and kind of you, and i hope you're treating yourself gently and kindly right now - there aren't words for a loss like this. that heaviness is difficult, and hard, and painful. it's okay if things don't feel okay, right now, or even soon - i think that's something that a lot of the people i know that have gone through similar grief feel: like they should be able to get back to a relative 'normal' in a [insert far too short period of time].
but it's okay if it hurts. that's where i'd like to start. you're allowed to feel that emptiness, that world-crashed feeling that goes beyond words, beyond time. don't feel like you have to rush this to feel some sort of better. things get easier with time, i promise you this, but sometimes painful feelings are important to feel, too. cry, scream, feel your emotions. they're a part of you. grieve.
it's perhaps a little silly, but when i think about death i always think about a couple of space songs: mainly drops of jupiter by train and saturn by sleeping at last. there are perhaps others that speak to the emotions better, but these two have always hit something a little deeper for me, and are popular for a wide-reaching reason.
and while personally i don't know much about grief like this, i do know a lot about love; and i think they're a lot of the same thing.
the people we love are a part of us, and this is why it takes from us so deeply when we lose them, because it does feel like we've lost a part of ourselves in the wake of it. but it's because they were so central to our experiences of living - our lives, that the separation introduces a hollowness - a place where they used to be. a home that now goes unlived in.
an emptiness, like you said.
but just because they're not here physically, doesn't mean he's not still there, in your heart, in your life, your memory. you can hold him close in smaller ways, as well: steal a sweater, or cologne/scent for something a little more physical and long lasting for remembering. hold onto the memories you cherish, the things that made you laugh, the ease of slow mornings and gentle nights. write them all down, slide a few photographs in there, go through it and add more when you miss him. keep them all close, keep them in your heart.
you're not alone, in this. he's still there, with you, it's just - in the little things.
he's with you in the way you see and go about your daily life, in doing what he liked to do, in the ways he interacted with the world that you shared with him. the memories you recall fondly when the night is late or the moment is right and something calls it into you like a melody, an old bell, laughter you'd recognize anywhere.
but i think, perhaps most importantly above all others - talk about him. with your family, your friends, his friends, strangers; stories are how we keep the people we love alive. the connections they've made, the legacies and experiences they've left behind, and so, so many stories.
how lucky, we are - to love so much it takes a piece of us when they go. grief is the other side of the coin, but it does not mean our love goes away. it lives in you. it lives in everyone who knew him, in the smallest pieces of our lives.
the people we love never really leave us, like this: they're in how we cook and the way we fold our newspapers, our laundry, in the radio stations we tune in to and the way we decorate our walls, our photo albums. they're in the way we store our mail, organize our closets, the scribbled notes in the indexes of our books. the meals we love and the drinks we mix, the way we spend time with one another. they've been passed down for generations, for longer than history - and we are all the luckier for it.
think about what you shared with him, and do it intentionally. bring him into your life, like this, again. whether it's crosswords or poetry or sports or anything else. if one doesn't help, try another. something might click.
i hope things feel a little easier for you, as they tend to do only with time. i hope you find joy in your grief, even if it is small and hard to grasp at first. know that your hurt stems from so much love that there isn't a place to put it properly, and that it is something so meaningful and hurting poets and storytellers have been struggling to put it into words and sounds that feel like the fit right for eons, and that it is also just simply yours. sometimes things don't have to make sense. sometimes they just are - unable to be put into words or neat little sentiments, as unfair and tragic as they come.
but i promise it will not feel like this forever. your love is real. and perhaps, on where to begin on from here - i think it's less on finding where to begin and just beginning. and you've already started. you've taken the most important and crucial step: the first one. wherever you go, after that, from here? you'll figure it out. you always have, and you always do. it'll come, as things always do. love leads us, as does light - and you're never alone in your hurt. in your grief, your missing something dear to you. i think if you talk about it with others, you'll find they have ways of helping you cope as well - and they have so much love of their own to spare, too.
as an aside, here is the song (northern star by dom fera) i was listening to when i wrote this, for no other reason more than it makes me think of connections, and love, and how we hold onto the people we love and how they change us, wonderfully and intrinsically. it's a little more joyous than the others i've mentioned, and plays like a story, and it made me think of what is at the core of this, love and stories and i am here with you, and maybe it'll bring you some joy, if you'd like it. wishing you all my love and ease 💛
#q&a.#birdsong.#wishing u gentle ease; the death of a loved one is near inexplicable to put into words and i hope you take care of yourself gently <3#i hope this will make u laugh: when i was a tiny child in middle school there were times i would go outside in my tiny suburban cul de sac-#in the rain and sing along to my lil ipod nano and i only remember doing this to drops of jupiter. can you imagine going out to get the mai#after a long day of work and you just hear this kid singing train in the streets. in the RAIN.... it makes me laugh like i really.#i really thought i was so cool and deep and emotional ghjkd but i find it v funny that i only remember it w/ that one train track.#and saturn just. it's my fav s.a.l. song for a reason. that slow violin opening? the piano coming in gentle and easy?#it feels like light. like hope. like something new - a dawn after the long dark. that beautiful things can begin again even where#it hurts. and there is nothing more human than a sentiment like that.#how rare and beautiful it is to truly exist. what it is to be alive and get to be here and live with other people. with those we love.#i think your grandfather was so lucky to be able to know you. to have you in his life for the time you had together.#i'm no spiritual person; but i like to believe when you're thinking about him? he's thinking about you too.#the second law of thermodynamics (physics nerd mode) is that no energy has ever been created/destroyed since the beginning of the universe.#so it has to go somewhere - it's that carl sagan quote of 'we're all made of stardust'. because we are. we used to be stars; planets; etc.#i think it's why i think of these space songs - because they're a part of everything; once more; when they go. us and everything else.
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This is kind of a wild thing to admit, but when my best friend and I were kids (like 12-13), we had an entire MHA RP and we used a lot of OCs we found randomly online. Obviously we grew out of that pretty fast, and as an adult now I look back on it with a little bit of guilt cause ya know, they were other people’s characters and I don’t think we understood why that was a weird thing to do at that age?
Anyway, long story short, Inori was one of the characters we used the most and I had honestly completely forgotten that I just saw him while browsing google one day and I loved his design, so I used him. I haven’t even thought about that RP in several years, but I thought you might get a kick out of knowing that Inori has been happily living on my Tomodachi Life island for AGES now. He’s one of the first Miis I added and he’s actually married to another person’s MHA OC (who we wrote as his love interest in the RP back in the day too 😅) He’s one of my favorites on there, and it didn’t strike me until today how his original artist had no idea about any of this!
I just thought you might laugh a little about it! I really hope that doesn’t upset or offend you in any way 😅 If it does, I genuinely do apologize. It’s not something I would ever do now, obviously!
TLDR: Inori is alive and well in my Tomodachi Life and my best friend and I really loved your art as kids :)
Genuinely feeling a mixed of things about this, so I waited to sleep on it before responding. And the lasting thought I had the past couple of days since getting this ask was "Oh yeah, been there, done that."
In my early internet RPing days, I too was just a kid that took random pics online willy-nilly bc I thought it no harm to do so, especially for something silly as a random rp online. Obviously, like u & ur friends, I realized later on how bad it was to just take someone else's character and make it your own, w/o consent from the original artist-- especially as an artist myself.
The overall thing I'm willing to say on this is that I'm glad you guys loved my art (and Inori especially apparently!! 😂). I can probably assume you guys weren't being malicious about it, and if someone had ever pointed it out back then, u probably would have stopped. 😅 But what's done is done, and I did get a laugh at Inori living in ur Tomodachi Life.
#hope he's living his best mii life in there honestly#that lil blorbo#i thought i would be offended but like as a kid i also made those same mistakes so ykno i understand#jokes on me
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decided to play the heirs of fate dlc this weekend (ive been meaning to for awhile; admittedly my knowledge of it all comes from browsing the wiki, and i really wanted to experience the anankos characterization for myself). this isn't even the part i was excited to get to BUT I AM REELING OVER IT..........FOR REASONS I WILL DISCLOSE IN THE TAGS (from part iv: light's sacrifice)
#during shigure's explanation about why there's gaps in the kids' memories my brain IMMEDIATELY flipped to krad's post about whether --#gunter actually remembers how much he loved his family/is the revenge really for them or is it more so for his own satisfaction --#and like. OH MY GOD. IS IT NOT SO UTTERLY CRUEL THAT PERHAPS THE TRANSITION OF HIS REVENGE BEING FOR THEM ---> BEING SO FOR HIM WAS IN --#FACT BY ANANKOS' DESIGN ALL ALONG RATHER THAN JUST AN UNFORTUNATE SIDE EFFECT OF THE POSSESSION..........#gunter honey you may have been more under his thrall than you realized#this would totally align with how he's only able to tell corrin about his family once he's free from the possession. cuz anankos is no --#longer deliberately stealing his memories to make him more willing to act on his behalf.......ough........#of course i still think gunter purposefully indulged in that power from anankos.......latching onto it as an opportunity to exact his --#revenge without really being aware of all the consequences that would coincidence along with that#and of course this is just a lil tidbit for my own self insert lore but if anankos stealing memories is a thing he purposefully does to --#make his victims more malleable that would explain why he would not remember his time in askr or leigh upon returning to the world of --#revelation :''''') and perhaps it would slowly come back to him post game#teehee. having many thoughts. brain exploding. typical behaviour.#once again fates storytelling is fucking exceptional like is it not brilliant that the degenerating dragon who has lived among his people -#far longer than one likely should. and has been scorn by those ppl he so loved as now their memories of him are only full of fear and --#hatred. ends up stealing people's memories to make them more useful in his plan to destroy the world. much like how his own memories have -#been lost to time. and he is a victim to time just like anybody else. OUGH AAAAA MY HEART MY BRAIN IM SO SAD ABOUT FATES AGAIN.#anyways i still gotta play part 5 of the dlc but im saving that for either tonight or tmrw
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One tiny lil HC I have is that when killjoys or just people in the zones are able to get the bodies of their loved ones, they burn them and everything they own except for their mask and or something that the person would want someone else to have.
Like if ur lover or family member gets shot next to u but ur able to escape with their body, (or just finding their body in those body bags what are they called) you would take their mask and just burn them. Usually you would let the ash just go with the wind but if ur lucky and or want to u can collect a little…heh….
#I forgot if they do something else but eh#trust it’s real tho#like you wouldn’t want ur brothers dead corpse just laying around so there’s a chance a drac can put them in those fuck ass body bags#idk I just find this a lil neat in my mind….#ttlotfk#the true lives of the fabulous killjoys#danger days#I made this idea after making an au in my head where kobra kid dies in poisons arms idk when tho#killjoys#hcs#killjoy hc
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Hey you, yeah you! You're awesome!!! ❤️❤️❤️ And Vhaal is a wonderful muse and easy to encourage to do bad things 👀👀 and Haarlep takes great joy in doing so! @dvilsdesire
❝ ... am not . ❞ he's hurt . he's wounded . how dare you accuse him of such a thing ! he was gonna do those things anyways ... it just so happens he didn't think of it before harleep did .
#aaaaaaaah LIL BB THANK UUUUU ILY ILY <3#love u and your devil#now thanks to u i feel guilty and cant kill raphael or harleep in game so u did that thank u for that#gotta live w those menaces in my game sigh#guess some kids gotta be eaten idk sorry folks#˚₊𓆩༺🕷༻𓆪₊˚ ooc — lenny.#˚₊𓆩༺🕷༻𓆪₊˚ prompts — asks.
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//it is so fucking hilarious to me that craig & tweek have ended up in basically completely opposite social circles so their only real overlap is each other
#misc :: ( ooc )#//this is why - despite living in a small town - they go literal YEARS without speaking to each other i suppose#//like tweek vibes with the goth kids#//craig thinks the goth kids are cringe#//tweek doesn't mind commiserating with stan from time to time and holds some softness for him#//craig upholds stan as the worst of the core 4; their leader; at least 80% of the reason for the shit those guys get into#//(which is hilarious bc stan is NOT the leader even slightly and mostly just goes with what the other guys want)#//(he's more of an enabler than an instigator)#//they both know clyde but not at the same time#//clyde starts checking on tweek more after craig stops speaking to him (clyde)#//tweek fucking hates cartman's stupid ass#//craig thinks cartman is so funny and is maybe the one guy on earth who actually respects him a lil#//(ginger's) jimmy fucking HAAAAAAAAATES tweek but is EXTREMELY ride-or-die for craig#//which is 90% of WHY he hates tweek but whatever#//tweek plays dnd with star's kevin but kevin thinks craig is an ASSHOLE (he's right)#//my default hcs for red are the same as jimmy; closer with craig and therefore tweek can go fuck himself#//IT'S JUST SO FUNNYYYYY THEY END UP DEVELOPING COMPLETELY POLAR OPPOSITE RELATIONSHIPS WITH MOST PEOPLE
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ngl i'm obviously grateful for the fact that medication exists that can make me function as a human without the extreme period cramps once a month and without the vomiting due to pain.
but the fact that the medication instantly and very obviously also made me. like. fully numb to life. is really not fun and i really don't think it's fair that those are the two like........... options... that exist
#i stopped birth control after i had a panic attack in a shop in london bc i'd felt increasingly anxious for years#and it just completely ruined my holiday#and after the first 3 ish years without any hormones my body reverted to my teenaged troubles#rn we're taking this birth control to keep the cyst from growing even more until it's my time for surgery#so i'm like. it's acceptable and i'm okay like this#bc it's not nearly as bad as it used to be#and i'm allowed to stop taking it if i want but if i have to choose rn between the two evils#i'd rather be a lil numb#also means i'm less actively upset at my job that i hate. bc i'm just kinda numb. win win ??#it's gonna be an interesting follow up appointment though bc i cannot live longterm on birth control#if it comes to that i'm just gonna be like 'bro we'll just call it quits on the uterus situation'#bc i'm not trialing the spiral or the other invasive and scary option#when hormones alrEADy fuck me up#it's either migraine city or anxiety city or apparently now depression city#and i would just like none of those thx#i'm not having kids with this body so like. i don't need ovulation#i've had 16-17 years of it. i think i can be done now#my endometriosis journey is slow rn but we're just holding out until november#me and my 10 cm cyst............ that's like. a tennis ball. inside my body. waiting to cause me more pain. can you even comprehend ??#this is so tmi but i'm just like. so tired of this numbness ?#i'm not usually an emotional person but considering that i was kind of like this back when i was 18-22#no wonder my mum used to comment on me never crying at films#insane to think i actually socialized at uni#anyways#time to go to sleep to wake up early and go teach at a place i really don't wanna be at ✌🏽🤪
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Those like little mini-verse little blind bag things are just Re-Ment miniatures for straight people.




I said what I said.
#i dont really like those miniverse things#they're cute but so over priced#checked woolworths and one is 38 dollars?!?!?! for one?!?!?! one item?!?!?!#i could buy a set of re-ment for that#also this is just me being a hater#if you like em go ahead but i dont so#its also because they're super popular and “trendy” at the moment but as a kid if i said i liked rement or miniatures i was bullied#because it was “weird” and “an odd japanese thing#thats the thing#japanese products and also the culture has been so “wow so futurisitic” or “wow so aesthetic”-afied#its literally just a different country#reminds me of that “imagine if australian culture was treated the same way japanese culture was”#and its mentioning like#“omg episode whatever of blueyyyy wow so crikeycore omgggg fairy bread so cutee”#the comodification of culture to appeal for the internet (mainly tiktok and instagram) needs to stop#wow that got deep real quick#ummm dont like these lil thangs thats it live laugh love re-ment miniatures#re ment#re ment miniatures#miniature
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#god. i love when parents are good with their kids#it makes me really happy shdjfhgjg#maybe that's a lil weird but like. i dunno. it's one of those things#i like when people sing a lil to themselves#or dance in place while waiting to cross the street#i'm a bit soft when it comes to kids tho n like#there's a dad in the cafe i'm at rn and he's talking to his baby and asking them silly questions while they wait for the mom apparently#sometimes i get a lil too caught up in my head and worried about my smaller problems n#it's just a nice lil tug like. hey. people are living out their lives all around you. you'll be fine#if that. makes sense#sap says
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#15/09/2023#Austin#moody center#I love to think that he does magic tricks like that for all the monkey kids#uncle Al is here to entertain#he probably practices it 🥺#living for the red light#during fireside moving his guitar to the side is so tlsp sharing a mic with miles coded#yeah yeah; baby you can call me anything you want#love how in the screen during cornerstone you can see all those flashlights with Alex in front of them ; and him looking up to see for hims#himself when he turns around#Alex on his knees during sias#his utterly adorable lil smile after the magic trick
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My old lady coworker giving me a little bunny easter bracelet was silver lining of today so far 🤢
#series of unfortunate events today but there’s that ew#she has an online shopping addiction lowkey hahah#she’s always getting stuff off infomercials#and temu! like girl how do you even know about this#she cute tho#also another older woman called me an artist because of my eyebrows#women love my fuckin eyebrows especially older women at this point I do it for them#it’s pressure but someone’s gotta do it#it’s every week at least I’m doing something right#I love old ppl so much#except when they’re evil cus there’s some of those here too#but overall#I shoulda done something career wise to help them i genuinely care so much about old ppl#and wanna make the rest of their life better idk this worlds ugly to them#probably from being glued to my grandma I was close to’s side as a lil kid#I���d actually go help her take care of other old ppl too#it’s instilled in me to luv em#they have the best stories too#like damn you lived through all that!?#go call ur grandmas rn and tell them u love them or i will
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━━ ❝ the way of the househusband ❞

☾₊‧⁺...cw : househusband!fushiguro toji x fem!reader, you are megumi's mom, flirting, playful banter, just overall silly and cute domestic life
☾₊‧⁺...lunar's note : just some simple lil toji hcs of him as a househusband! i need some sweet stuff of him without a lot of sexual stuff in it bc let's be real, in a domestic setting he's probably just a big clingy and mildly annoying bear husband
f. toji is never going to complain about being the one staying home, watching over the little gremlin that is megumi. he's got his own ways of bringing in money with that friend of his, shiu, but he's more than content to being the one in the frilly pink apron, cooking for you and the lil' man.
toji didn’t ever expect to get married, especially after how he was treated as a zenin. he didn't know much about love or how to connect with people, let alone you. but when you handed his ass to him with no struggle and a pretty smile on your face at the gym, he knew he wanted you. two years later and a shit load of aggressive flirting, toji ends up with you as his spouse and he wouldn't have it any other way.
so imagine toji's surprise when he's genuinely excited when you tell him your pregnant. he's excited but scared. him? a father? there's no way in hell he has any idea what to do, his own father was nothing but a piece of shit...so what if he turns out like him? but the moment you pop that big headed little fucker out of you, toji can't help but grin, that excitement of being a father and creating memories with this tiny little thing erasing all his fears.
whenever you come home from work, toji's usually in the living room with little megumi, who forced him to take part in the exercise part of his favorite kids show. you don't know how megumi, your one year old baby who still talked in little babbles, forced his massive giant of a father who could kill a man with a look to do 'exercise for baby,' but you know better than to question it when you see the two touching their toes in front of the tv.
sometimes, he's in the kitchen, however, wearing that 'kiss the cook' apron you got for his birthday. toji always wraps an arm around your waist and pulls you into a kiss, muttering a 'welcome home’ against your lips before poking your side and going back to what he was doing, proud grin on his face at the little screech he gets from you.
he's started to get better at dodging your hands when you go to poke him back, skirting around the table before going to scoop megumi up. “you would never do such an act in front of 'gumi, would you? what if he starts going around poking girls in their sides, hm? then i'll have to explain to his teacher that his mama can't keep 'er hands to herself.”
toji's got you there...so you back off, opting to press a kiss to babygumi’s little forehead, taking him from your husband’s arms when he makes grabby hands at you. you savor the betrayed look on toji's face, sticking your tongue out at him. he scoffs, rolling his eyes before going back to make sure dinner wasn’t burnt. he’ll get you back for stealing his son from him.
despite what people might think, there’s not really a 'dominant' person in the relationship. when together, the two of you give off some of the most intimidating vibes because of the sheer power the both of you carry. it's not even put off by little megumi, because if he notices his parents looking at you in disgust, he's gonna give you one that's even worse.
toji will never forget the day the three of you went to the grocery store, him in his usual black t-shirt and grey sweatpants, you in one of those same shirts and leggings with megumi in the kiddie seat in the shopping cart, eating from the little snack pack toji made for him. toji swears he walked away for three fucking seconds, and he came back to some...fucker getting ready to chat you up. it’s no surprise anyone that he gets pissed, ready to storm over there and make it clear you're taken.
however, it's clear you don't need him to step in, and damn, you look...really hot telling this dude off, angrily flashing your ring when he wouldn't back off. god, he wishes he could marry you again. toji doesn’t even know what you told the guy, and he's tempted to playfully ask megumi what happened, knowing his lil' man would try to respond in babbles and coos.
“he said you crawled out from the trash, toj, i can't stand for that! he could’ve done you some justice and said you crawled out of the deepest pits of hell, so I had to educate him on that. besides, he called you my boyfriend and I almost punched his face.” “yeah? hm, i’m glad you didn’t, babe, we don’t want to get kicked out the store.” “i don’t know, i think an imprint of my ring in his forehead would get the message across.” “well, next time, how about we just kiss like we haven't seen each other in 15 years? not a fan of showing out to some dude, but i'd do it for you, sweetheart.” “mmn!” “right, lil' man? mama's so mean t' me, it's a good idea.” “gumiiii, you're supposed to be on my side!”
occassionally, when you're at work, toji'll just talk to megumi, the little one nice and comfy on his chest.
one habit he'll never get out of is randomly calling you throughout the day when he's particularly bored and missing you. if you don't answer, toji will just leave you a message, usually about how badly he wants you to come home, groaning about how tired he is but he can't sleep without you in his arms, without you playing with his hair until he falls asleep. he's so in love with you, it's almost makes you dizzy.
you'll never forget the day you come home to toji and baby megumi in the front yard, crouched down around...something. parking in the driveway, you make your way over and see what they're looking at. it's...a kitten and a puppy, two tiny little things playfighting with each other. neither one of them say anything, just looking at the two creatures. you sigh, knowing exactly what this means.
"...give them appropriate names and make vet appointments. we aren't naming the dog 'hot dog' and we aren't naming the cat 'kitten'." "i told you it would work, lil' man."
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On a lighter not family drama note I've actually gotten quite good (for me anyway) with kids thanks to my sister having 3 (and the other four from Void who will never be in my life again because I have standards) so I figured maybe I don't dislike kids so much now.
Enter my poor youngest niece, she's about a year and a half old, and I can't blame the poor lil thing for being cranky after a long week of I think 4 or 5 different Christmas celebrations at my sister's family on her dad's side, her fiancee's family Christmas, my sister's Christmas with just the kids, and then our family Christmas and I know I'm missing one. But poor girl was BOUND to cry a bunch and be whiney, I mean I would be at nearly 30 if I had to do all that in a week even if I DIDNT have to work so I get why she was a cranky bug. But I did learn I am not any more equipped to deal with small children than I ever have been the poor kid was driving me NUTS and my sister was so patient and good with her and I was like yeah. No kid deserves me as a parent lmao, I'll continue with my cats 😂😂
#winters ramblings#shes such a cute lil stinker of a bug shes ADORABLE#but omg she was so cranky and i was like ok remove this child from my presence i cannot with this its ANNOYING#and whats WORSE is that this child is just bring NORMAL its not at all unusual for a kid to be that pooped of celebrations#but god damn if i had to live with that i would DIE i dont even like when my one cat meows constantly at me#just walk over and ask for pets gemma SCREAMING at me from across the room will not result in a pet!!#let alone a whole human child lmao. no thank you no kid deserves whatever horrible parenting id shit out when theyre a toddler#if kids came out 12 id be fine but that would be uh. deadly lmao#my “good with kids” point of pride is when my middle niece from Void realized i was ACTUALLY listening to her talk#i watched her whole face light up when she saw i was ACTUALLY paying attention to what she was saying#she was SO excited. i dont remember what ut was because i didnt care but SHE did and im very happy#that i was able to see such a beautiful moment of a kid realizing someone was ACTUALLY listening to them#and then got my ear chatted off about whatever it was and i listened and engaged the whole time#cant teach kids those skills without SHOWING them that YOU use them first
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Bruce coming home one day to find Robin Jason clinging onto a chandelier with Dick below him cheering him on.
Bruce: Jason what are you doing?
Jason: Dick said that you missed his antics after he moved out and so he’s teaching me how to be a better son
Dick: After this we’re going to drive the Batmobile into the bay :D
Jason: We’re going to what? I mean yeah! Right into the water.
Jason trying to whisper to Dick: Dick I can’t swim though
This just further fuels the chaotic dynamic of Dick and Jason during a time where Dick was still going through his teenage angst and was absolutely not a benevolent role model LMAO
I mentioned it in this post, but it's just so funny to me to imagine a Jason who grew up with an absolutely WILD Dick Grayson as an older brother, while the younger batkids grew up with a more mellowed out and mature (arguable but when measured against the other kids, he wins by a landslide) Dick Grayson.
Robin!Jason era:
Dick: You wanna go out and get high?
Jason: I can't, I have homework.
Dick, sputtering: HOMEWORK?
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Dick, about to do an elaborate (and totally not dangerous) acrobatic move in the manor: Watch this, littlewing
Jason: You shouldn't do that, it'll make Bruce upset.
Dick, on the brink of angry tears: Why are you like this.
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Jason, dejected: Listen, I know you don't approve of me because you think I'm not good enough as Robin, but-
Dick: Not good enough as Robin? I don't care about that, I just think you're a little bitch
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Dick taking Jason out on a hangout for the first time: OK, looks like I got my work cut out for me. Take out a notepad and write everything down. I will NOT have my successor embarrass me like this. So what you wanna do to piss off Bruce-
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[Years later, Jason returning to Gotham with the fury of a thousand suns and the chaos to match it]: I'm gonna make your life a living HELL, Bruce
Dick, older and relatively more chilled out: Okayyyyy, maybe let's just– calm down a lil, haha, no need for the theatrics
Jason, betrayed, observing a Dick Grayson who is teaching his new younger siblings to behave and be mature: Dick, what the FUCK
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Present!Dick, mentoring Tim: Make sure not to be too impulsive, don't wanna raise Bruce's blood pressure
Red Hood!Jason spying on them from afar: Who even ARE you??
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Jason: So you teach me ALL of that, only to turn into the ONE thing you despised so greatly all those years ago
Dick, sweating: Well-
Jason: I'm ASHAMED. How can you be worthy of being called my PREDECESSOR?
#Jason (disappointedly): you either die a villain or live long enough to see yourself become a hero#Dick: we have so much to catch up on! anyways so Tim became Robin and I'm a cop in Bludha-#Jason (incredibly distraught): YOURE A COP??!?#Jason to tim: Alright looks like I have to be the one to pass on Dick's legacy now LISTEN HERE-#ok but seriously Tim is already insane on his own. kid didn't need dick's guidance at all. he's just like that#imagine the chaotic older brother u grew up with turned out to be a cop id literally throw up#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#nightwing#tim drake#red robin#robin!jason#batfam#batfamily#batkids#batbros#bruce wayne#batman#dc#incorrect quotes#crack#fanatical asks#fanatical posting
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