#jokes on me

[queenlypirate]

how do you do fellow charlastors

[bycaprinae]

????? NO YOU'RE NOT ???? I'M DONE WITH YOU.

[tabbytabbytabby]

Falling Head Over Heels In A Coffee Shop

Word Count: 1,800 words

Rating: Teen and Up

Fandom: 9-1-1

Relationship: Evan "Buck" Buckley/Tommy Kinard, Lucy Donato & Tommy Kinard

Tags: Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Mutual Pining, POV Tommy Kinard, Matchmaking, Soft Evan "Buck" Buckley/Tommy Kinard, Getting Together, First Kiss, Fluff, Tommy Kinard Calls Evan "Buck" Buckley by Given Name "Evan", Flirting, Writer Evan "Buck" Buckley, Coffee Shop Owner Tommy Kinard

Summary: Evan's been visiting Tommy's coffee shop for months, and with each visit, Tommy finds himself falling for him. The problem is, he's never taken the chance to really talk to him. Until one day, with some help from Lucy, he finally does.

For Day 4 of @911charactershipweeks Evan Buckley/Tommy Kinard Week 2024: Wild Card

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[death-by-snape]

Indeed.

[strawberry-lemonade-kisses]

Kyojuro is so respectful, he prides himself on making sure your comfortable with him and know that he would never purposely do you wrong. But he's too respectful. You love him with all your heart but it's been four months and he's barely touched you. Of course you had heavy make out sessions, the occasional fingering and even a few oral sessions. But God damn if he didn't fuck you yet. You knew he desired you, with his embarrassed admission to having a few raunchy dreams of you to even sending you elicit pictures of himself after a shower. But for some reason you had yet to get to the point of him actually fucking you, and you were close to begging him. If it wasn't for the fact he was a complete gentleman and treated you like a princess it would be for his looks, the body chiseled by the highest paid and most stilled artist out there.

It was starting to worry you, the fact you hadn't had sex yet, not like you wanted to rush, but you were so desperate to feel him at this point, already having explored eachother bodies, just not getting to the good part yet. The only question was, how would you convince such a man to finally fuck you like the animal you knew he was holding back without getting on your knees like a whore and begging?

[opbackgrounds]

do you remember which of the Supernovas interested you the most when you read their introduction in Sabaody?

I loved Hawkins and Kidd’s power, but I was most excited to see where the Kidd storyline went

[palephilosopherbb]

Watching One Day on Netflix knowing I'm going to cry.

[snnynaturalarch]

sometimes i think about the fact that this blog was supposed to be a joke....especially with the blog name i chose......yet......here i am

[iron-way]

Alright at this point I don’t know which option is more painful: The guys getting separate routes or not getting them and sticking to this format.

Like on one hand, they could really delve in with the stories if they did the separate routes. And MC could have an actual relationship instead of having to keep it vague as not to annoy the players who don’t like a certain character. So they could finally start mending things with the chosen LI and MAYBE be happy together (heavy on that maybe, I’m not sure Infold will let us have a happy ending 😭).

On second hand, it would mean breaking the hearts of the other LIs, knowing how sad and lonely they are. And yeah, I know that technically you could say that once you choose one myth, the others do not exist in that reality… but we players already know about them. And while the main story hasn’t stated anything explicitly, they did hint it, making it clear all of the guys care about MC and that all of them have some history with MC.

Also I’m nosy, and while I do have my personal favourites, from what I have seen, all the guys have interesting lore. I need all the tea! You can’t expect me to just forget about it! But the though of having to make more accounts for every LI is really tedious….

[joker-ace]

The 2 top posts in #luo binghe are both yours!!!

[annagxx]

I act like a joker all day just so no one can make fun of my true emotions.

[astrogirlythings]

I should be feeling low and disinterested in everything due to my depression, but thanks to my ADHD, I am full of energy and restlessness which cancels out some symptoms of depression.

Guess I should be grateful. 🫠

(This is sarcasm btw.. Both suck and I am in hell.)

[scriberated]

Instruments of Salvation Chapter 24

Chapter 24||Ao3

Chapter Summary:

Elves, Dwarves, and Men all shared stewardship of Middle-earth and had a duty to live with each other. Allowing this ancient feud to continue when it’s memory was held by but a few was foolish. Especially in light of recent events. The Moriondor held in their prison cells was no longer their greatest concern — perhaps, had never been.

“The Southlanders will renew Pelargir and settle there for now. Tar-Míriel has assured me that more Númenóreans will arrive in due time, and they will arrive by ship. It will behoove them to have a sure port to disembark. You and Lord Halbrand will go to Eregion to aid Celebrimbor and, since you would be his neighbor as well, obtain his agreement for a settlement to be established in the land between our realms. If he agrees, I will give my permission for the use of the land as well.”

Work Summary: It is Galadriel that is mortally wounded in the battle of the Southlands, not Halbrand. He weighs her life against the consequences of her death, and, with few options and less time, decides to save her. All magic comes with a price. Multiple POVs, alternating irregularly between Galadriel and Sauron. Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence Ships: Galadriel | Artanis/Halbrand (The Rings of Power), Galadriel | Artanis/Sauron | Mairon, Elrond Peredhel & Galadriel | Artanis, Elrond Peredhel & Durin IV, Elendil the Tall/Tar-Míriel, Disa (The Rings of Power)/Durin IV (Tolkien) Tags: Fuck Or Die, Cosmic Connection Taken Literally, All Magic Comes With a Price, Eventual Smut, Emotional Manipulation, Manipulation, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon-Typical Violence, Soul Bond, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Slow Burn, Possessive Behavior, Possessive!Sauron, Vaginal Fingering, Cunnilingus, Oral Sex, Minor Character Death, Vaginal Sex, Soul Bond, Plot With Porn

[3mmiegirl]

How is the ice under 🖤? Still thin?

he’s a man so of course it’s always thin

he’s not going anywhere anytime soon y’all

[screaming--agony]

Dear Diary,

I feel like a fool. Letting my guard down, Opening up, and being vulnerable. All for you to use it all against me, you using my pain and my struggles to gain sympathy from others. My pain. Talk down to me, share my battles with others while throwing dirt on my name as if it’s my fault you stayed. I feel like a fool because you acted and told everyone we were “best friends” all while treating me like trash. I was there at all hours of the night when no one else was there for you. I was the only one to listen to you. I shared such personal inner struggles only to get laughed at and judged. I always hope for the good in people but I’ve genuinely lost sight of any “light” in you. I don’t know how you can look yourself in the mirror and be content with yourself on all the lives you ruin. You are dead to me.

[tblsomedoodles]

I PROMISED I WOULD POST THIS TODAY AND DAMN IF I DIDN'T DRAW THE ENTIRE DAY JUST TO DO SO!

anyways, welcome to the plot side of the Donnieverse (or at least Seer's plot.)

Everyone look at Seer learning how to use his powers for good! I'm so proud of him!

Edit: since this is an ongoing series now, here's some links

Prequel - Previous (just prequel) - Next

anyways, explanation, in case none of this makes sense.

Seer saw himself meeting this Donnie b/c he was going to meet him. What he didn't know was if this guy was going to have a good life after they left. So he meditated as soon as he got to this Donnie's dimension, hoping that being in said dimension would let him see that Donnie's future.

It did. So Seer immediately went out to find him to help the one way he could.

As for Donnie vs the world, (a joke title i'll probably keep b/c i cannot think of anything better) is basically that a year ago (a few months after the krang incident) Bishop found out about the turtles and kidnapped them from their own home. Now Donnie, newly escaped and only just finding out his brothers are alive, has given himself the task of finding his brothers and making sure everyone responsible for this regrets ever being involved.

It's an old fic i'm currently rewriting a lot of but i couldn't resist putting in here, specifically so Seer could help him like this.