#Kent Food

[incorrectbatfam]

Has Bruce ever packed the kids lunch when Alfred wasn't there? How'd it go?

[Wayne Enterprises]

Tim: Finally, time for my break.

Tim: *opens his mini fridge*

*dozens of apples fall out*

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[the library]

Steph: *chugs a gallon of milk*

Cass: *bites into a bread loaf*

Barbara: I'm not even gonna ask.

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[day patrol]

Duke: *opens his lunchbox*

Duke: *sighs*

Duke: *pulls out his bat-skillet*

Duke: *cracks an egg* *cracks an egg* *cracks an egg* *cracks an egg—*

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[West-Reeve Middle School]

Damian: Kent, I will trade you your cupcake for this head of lettuce.

Jon: ...

Jon: Deal.

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[Bludhaven]

Jason: Bruce packed our lunches. He said we're supposed to share.

Jason: *hands him a bag*

Dick: What'd you get?

Jason: A frozen turkey. You?

Dick: *opens it*

*fire alarm goes off*

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the last thing i finished before my tablet died...

[neuro-psyche]

I think there would be a major disconnect between the bats and the rest of the JL/super powered folk due to injuries and pain.

Let me explain.

I saw this post and it made me think of the healing factor/invulnerability of most of the JL. Clark is practically impervious, Diana’s worst injury is a paper cut at her day job, and the Green Lanterns have a passive force field, so on and so forth. But Batman bleeds. The only one who’s got any sort of healing factor is Jason, but it’s nothing compared to the flashes.

I can imagine Batman nursing some sort of injury like a broken rib from a punch he took from some super villain of the week, whereas Diana, who took the same punch, just shook it off. Batman isn’t jealous. He’s not bitter or angry. He just notices it. He knows he’s not as unmovable as them. But no one else sees that.

But I think it would really become an issue with his kids. Seeing all of his kids participate in a superhero team at some point, most of which start those teams or lead them at some point, because he trained them harder than anyone else. Because they’re not invulnerable.

And the turning point would be if one of those kids gets hurt. Like if Dick broke a bone or something and needed to have it reset in the field, Batman telling him “Scream if you need to” and it actually happening would really make the supers around them take notice. The bats aren’t invulnerable. But they’re the most dangerous of the JL.

Idk I just thought it would be interesting. I might write something with the concept because I could go on about it.

[medusagorgongirl1]

Tim can cook and I'm willing to die on that hill, alright? Tim was kid given much too independence much too young, and y'know what tweens do with independence? They learn how to cook. And they make God awful cookies and burnt Ramen, but they learn. And don't you think that little Tim, desperate to stand out to his parents would learn how to make his favorite meals to show off? The boy had unlimited funds. And maybe even after having a the Alfred food he wants, he still learns how to make the best protein filled healthy food for himself. Because the relationship with Bruce was shaky at the beginning okay, and boy wanted to be a strong robin. So now I'm picturing adult tim drake being able to make the best comfort food meals, the most satisfying post workout meals, and the most homey dinners.

And guess who would be able to compliment that exact cooking style? Good ol' farm boy Kon Kent who learned what love was through homemade apple pie and enormous breakfasts.

Domestic timkon with kon making breakfast in bed for late night patrolling tim. And Tim making welcome home dinners for kon back from an off world mission.

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Halloween prompts year 2 day 5

Danny slid in through a sliding glass door, soaked to the bone and practically salivating at the smell of whatever the butler guy-Alfred, his name was Alfred-had in the oven.

"Master Damian, would you like a towel?" Danny nearly jumped when the man spoke, "Yes, please." Danny replied without thinking. Alfred raised an eyebrow before Danny hurriedly corrected his posture, "I mean, that would be lovely Pennyworth. Thank you." He managed to slap on a pretty convincing 'Damian Wayne' accent if he did say so himself but the butler didn't look convinced.

Danny silently chastised himself. If he wanted this to work out he needed to be convincing! Luckly Alfred didn't really question it and just went to go get him a towel.

Aka: Damian Wayne runs away at the beginning of summer break and homeless and starving Danny Fenton shape-shifts and takes his name and place.

Featuring: Alfred knowing something is up but not entirely sure what

Tim fully convinced Damian has been replaced Pod Person style but no one believes him

Bruce thinks Damian is making a bid for independence, especially since he's refusing to patrol with anyone and doing it solo (in reality Danny doesn't have any Robin training and he knows everyone will notice the difference)

Jason finds Dannys hidden stash of stolen food and survival supplies and thinks Damian believes they're gonna kick him out of the family or something and is bing extra nice and offered him a place to stay if things got too rough between him and Bruce. Danny accepted as Damian but was crying inside cause he knew this offer was for Damian and not him

Cass was in Hong Kong so Danny didn't have to worry about her but Talia caught wind of a second Damian acting as Robin and confronted him alone on a rooftop on night

Steph just thought Damian was maturing and becoming nicer

Damian himself had run away to the Kent farm and occasionally having adventures with Jon, unaware that any of this was happening

[pup-pee]

chewy like a easter egg grass

[jesncin]

Want some hamantashen and rugelach? My folks made so many! | How about a private interview over lunch?

[scampdoodle]

A little post-game smooch for the winning boy

[fragcc]

I want a morning after AU featuring Tim and Damian awkward and devastating meeting for breakfast at Kent Farm

Imagine the horror of knowing exactly what your brother was doing with his own superboy and being aware that he knows what you did to yours as well. At least at the manor they could easily avoid each other and pretend they didn't know, but with Ma's orders to eat like a family at the table, that was impossible. Both Tim and Damian are sure they are going to die.

Not Kon and Jon tho, they're having a hearty conversation over bacon and eggs like any other day

[jube-art]

Can we please see the kids in the newest au??

get them from the cryosleep pods! get them from the pods and into the medical bay right away!

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up formula.

Clark: I was breastfed actually.

Bruce: Nice. Rub that in my orphan face, why don't you.

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i got moves!

[superbat-love]

The batkids often made fun of Clark for having a food kink because they had caught him staring ravenously at Bruce when he’s having his meal numerous times. It’s not like he can help it, he’s just fascinated by Bruce’s pupils dilating in pleasure whenever he’s eating one of Alfred’s special desserts.

[brucewaynehater101]

Tim absolutely has beef with Superman but restrains himself only because he a) hates Luthor more and b) is fond of the other kents c) does like and respect Lois Lane even if he thinks she has awful taste in romantic partners

So Tim ensures that Superman's room on the Watchtower is always slightly too warm or too cold to be completely comfortable and there's always something producing an irregular squeaking sound at decibels only superman can hear. The only time it doesn't squeak is if Kon is at the watchtower. The watchtower also never has Superman's favorite snacks unless those snacks are also the favorite of other heroes in which case superman usually just sees crumbs.

And while Tim's collection of photos of Bats doing dumb/clumsy things is the most extensive, including a singular photo that Barbara hasn't been able to destroy of the original batgirl almost tripping off a roof, anytime Tim is in a superman area, he breaks out the camera and adds to his dumb superman pictures which he posts online at various blogs or sells to various media outlets.

For the last one, I bet Tim gets so annoyed with having to balance embarrassing Superman with not letting Lex Luthor spread propaganda against the hero. He wants the man to have a plethora of embarrassing photos, not let Luthor win in his arguments against Superman (or to equip him with verbal ammunition).

Also, I wonder if Tim meets up with Lois often. They probably chat about different reporter gossip they've heard and Tim tries to subtly imply she should break up with Clark (Lois knows that's what he's doing, but finds it hilarious [especially cause Tim will never bring the topic up again if Lois asked]).

Just Tim befriending all of Clark's family while also trying to somewhat sabotage him (not much. Just small things). He could also befriend his Daily Planet coworkers as well

[rebar-head]

3am kitchen convene!

[coolpointsetta]

jamie: i am sneaking broccoli into the mac and cheese so the children don’t know that they’re eating vegetables.

jamie: that’s what parenting is all about. helping your children through lies

roy: well, not just the children

jamie: huh

roy: i’ve been speaking vegetables into your waffles for years now, since way before we were married.

jamie: what

roy: haven’t you ever wondered why your syrup has seeds in it?

jamie: you said those were maple seeds

roy: yeah, there’s no such thing