#source: sonic the hedgehog

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up formula.

Clark: I was breastfed actually.

Bruce: Nice. Rub that in my orphan face, why don't you.

[totallyrwbyquotes]

Qrow: I was slaying Grimm when you were still spitting up formula.

Winter: I was breastfed actually.

Qrow: Wow. Way to shove that in my orphan face.

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Rocky: I was spitting out formulas while you were still spitting up formula.

Calvin: I was breastfed actually.

Rocky: Nice. Rub that in my orphan face, why don't you.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Hedgehog!faunus Weiss: I've found you, Faker!

Hedgehog!faunus Bleiss: Faker? I think you're the fake Huntress here

[capndragn94]

*Double Trouble betrays Rebellion*

Double Trouble: *transforms* Y-You wouldn't hit your true love, would you?

Adora: Oh, that is LOW. And insulting! You think I won't clobber you JUST because you LOOK like Catra? You don't DESERVE to get hit by me. Besides, I know others who wouldn't even hesitate! Ladies?

*Glimmer and Frosta beat up DT Catra*

[theotherbackgrounder]

Raven meets Maddie, Kitty, and Lizzie: You’re a colorful bunch.

[incorrect-losers]

Bev: Mike, I need a boost!

Mike: You're a good person and people say nice things about you

Bev: …vertically

Mike: Right, sorry

[strawberryvanillablast]

Mista: Giorno, your hands...

Giorno: As long as I can kill Diavolo, my hands are fine!

[kcuf-ad]

David: Yuno... your hands...

Yuno: As long as I can strangle Lucius, my hands are fine.

[tokuvivor]

I just found this on Twitter. Is this Della, or is this Della?

[multiversal-fusion-reborn]

“Here’s the situation: I’m in an unfamiliar part of the Demon Realm with no resources, no supplies, and no apparent way back to Nevada. A lesser man would die here; I’ll be home by Christmas!”

-An excerpt from the diary of The Sheriff

[tf2incorrectquotes]

Spy: *feeling like he aged several thousand years* How are you not dead?!

Scout: *breakdancing* I have no idea!

[totallycorrectmlp]

Twilight Sparkle: Tell me why I should trust Discord when 99 out of 100 times he’s lying! Fluttershy: But Twilight...what if this is that one other time?

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Rocky: I was just trying to protect you.

Calvin: How? By putting me in more danger?!

Rocky: The plan had holes!

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Everett: Will you be serious for a minute? Harlan: Thirty seconds is my limit.

[hitchell-mope]

Carlos: Will you be serious for a minute?

Gil: Thirty seconds is my limit.