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sometimes it's not even enemies to lovers. sometimes you get handed the leash of a snarling, barking dog against your will and realize with dawning horror that you are now responsible for teaching it not to bite

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never, ever, stop fighting back

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your own. personal. spongebob.

someone who can't breathe air.

someone who's square.

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hey man i'm going on vacation for 86 yoctoseconds can you watch my pet hydrogen-5 isotope while i'm gone

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grabs you by the shoulders and shouts HEY. you are no going to kill yourself. you are not going to give up. you are not going to immediately go back into the closet. you are not going to give him the satisfaction before it matters. you are going to live, and you are going to live well. you’re going to put on your favorite outfit and refill your hormone subscription and go out and buy some hair dye. you are not going to give up before its hopeless. as my good friend amy aka spent galadiator says, youre going to do every stupid thing that makes you feel alive. and we are going to make it out of these four years alive. and we are going to work to not make them the worst four years of our lives.

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Politicians can never take your queerness away from you. Trump's inauguration speech may have directly spoken against queer identities, but that can't take away from who you are at your core. You know yourself, you know you're queer, and they can't take that away from you, even if they take everything else. Now isn't the time to despair and give in, it's the time to band together and protect each other. Your queer existence angers them. Continue to exist.

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“In my opinion, camp is simply a matter of doing things as if you are doing them. Diving into a swimming pool? Throw your arms heavenward and give it the full Esther Williams treatment. When you dive into a pool as if you are diving into a pool, as opposed to executing an earnest quotidian plop, the result is magical—that pool is transformed from a grody Band Aid–strewn chlorine bath into a veritable LAGOON! Smoking a cigarette? Perform the action as if you are a French existentialist.” — Simon Doonan, Transformer: A Story of Glitter, Glam Rock & Loving Lou Reed

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pssst the Monterey Bay Aquarium workers are unionizing and you can show your support 👇

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Photo study

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Jayce “I get needy and clingy when I’m sick” versus Viktor “If you’re sick don’t even breathe in my direction, I have a weak immune system” who would win?

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Last night my partner dreamed that Jimmy Carter gave a public address to announce that Joe Biden was transgender. Today Jimmy Carter died. Wonders never cease

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do we think chocolate guy is gay?

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holiday tradition!!!!!!!

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A little soft Jayvik for my soul. The coffee is cold but the blanket is warm. 🖤

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stay your pretty eyes on course

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My chronic lung disease has been really chronic lung disease-ing lately. Might have kinned Viktor a little too hard on this one boys.