#It's no use! [Crack]
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Nope now it’s at the point that i’m shocked that people off tt don’t know what’s going down. I have no reach but i’ll sum it up anyway.
SCOTUS is hearing on the constitutionality of the ban as tiktok and creators are arguing that it is a violation of our first amendment rights to free speech, freedom of the press and freedom to assemble.
SCOTUS: tiktok bad, big security concern because china bad!
Tiktok lawyers: if china is such a concern why are you singling us out? Why not SHEIN or temu which collect far more information and are less transparent with their users?
SCOTUS (out loud): well you see we don’t like how users are communicating with each other, it’s making them more anti-american and china could disseminate pro china propaganda (get it? They literally said they do not like how we Speak or how we Assemble. Independent journalists reach their audience on tt meaning they have Press they want to suppress)
Tiktok users: this is fucking bullshit i don’t want to lose this community what should we do? We don’t want to go to meta or x because they both lobbied congress to ban tiktok (free market capitalism amirite? Paying off your local congressmen to suppress the competition is totally what the free market is about) but nothing else is like TikTok
A few users: what about xiaohongshu? It’s the Chinese version of tiktok (not quite, douyin is the chinese tiktok but it’s primarily for younger users so xiaohongshu was chosen)
16 hours later:
Tiktok as a community has chosen to collectively migrate TO a chinese owned app that is purely in Chinese out of utter spite and contempt for meta/x and the gov that is backing them.
My fyp is a mix of “i would rather mail memes to my friends than ever return to instagram reels” and “i will xerox my data to xi jinping myself i do not care i share my ss# with 5 other people anyway” and “im just getting ready for my day with my chinese made coffee maker and my Chinese made blowdryer and my chinese made clothing and listening to a podcast on my chinese made phone and get in my car running on chinese manufactured microchips but logging into a chinese social media? Too much for our gov!” etc.
So the government was scared that tiktok was creating a sense of class consciousness and tried to kill it but by doing so they sent us all to xiaohongshu. And now? Oh it’s adorable seeing this gov-manufactured divide be crossed in such a way.
This is adorable and so not what they were expecting. Im sure they were expecting a reluctant return to reels and shorts to fill the void but tiktokers said fuck that, we will forge connections across the world. Who you tell me is my enemy i will make my friend. That’s pretty damn cool.
#tiktok ban#xiaohongshu#the great tiktok migration of 2025#us politics#us government#scotus#ftr tiktok is owned primarily by private investors and is not operated out of china#and all us data is stored on servers here in the us#tiktok also employs 7000 us employees to maintain the US side of operations#like they’re just lying to get us to shut up about genocide and corruption#so fuck it we’ll go spill all the tea to ears that wanna hear it cause this country is not what its cracked up to be#we been lied to and the rest of the world has been lied to#if scotus bans it tomorrow i can’t wait for their finding out#rednote
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I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.
#or maybe he was the babysitter. idk#crack open a pompeii cast like a kinder egg and there's teeth in there#now personally if people wanted to put my bones on display I'd be cool with it#maybe I'll decide to donate myself to science idk. I don't want to be used to practice face lifts though...#writing in my will 'if someone wants to have my skull on their bookshelf that's fine. put a candle inside it'#why this
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Bruce Wayne except he texts like an ominous boomer
wdym you can't tell if he's threatening them?
Based on this post by @mysterycitrus :)
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Happy birthday, Tim 🥰
#duke thought for a minute he was gonna become the protagonist of get out#u can interpret this as bruce suddenly deciding to text like this#or his children just never getting used to it even after 10+ years of knowing him#bruce: i dont understand why my children are so paranoid#clark: last night you texted me ''see you soon...'' and i wasnt sure if you were threatening me or not#social media au#batfam#batfamily#dc comics#bruce wayne#dick grayson#cassandra cain#jason todd#stephanie brown#tim drake#duke thomas#damian wayne#incorrect quotes#tweets#texts#twitter#batdad#batkids#batman#fanatical posting#crack
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Interview with the Vampire | 2x08 “And That's The End of It. There's Nothing Else”
#interview with the vampire#iwtvedit#iwtvsource#dailyflicks#amc iwtv#userkareena#(do you feel loved now?)#userrenee#sam reid#lestat de lioncourt#iwtv spoilers#*#lestat using siri cracked me up
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Nov 5th tomorrow. Which could mean nothing
#destiel#spn#supernatural#presidential election#nov 5 2020#dean winchester#castiel#us politics#kamala harris#donald trump#destiel confession#destiel is canon#nov 5th#election day#spnfandom#deancas#spn crack#Nov 5#vote kamala
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idk who made this meme format but I finally got to use it.
#kamala harris#election 2024#us politics#donald trump#911 abc#911 text posts#text posts#memes#evan buckley#tommy kinard#bucktommy#tevan#kinley#the ally and the beast#911 crack#gat creates#us election
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the girls, the gays, and impulsesv :D
(or pics pack. or the heartbreakers. or gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss, girldad.)
#mxmarsart#i am so unwell about this team#i am particularly fond of the girls the gays and impulse#but i understand if they don’t wanna use that name#so the other three are also fun ^.^#are they gonna form a crazy unbreakable bond?#are they gonna crack under the pressure and fall apart?#who knows!#pearlescentmoon#pearlecentmoon fanart#zombiecleo#zombiecleo fanart#smajor1995#smajor fanart#impulsesv#impulsesv fanart#wild life#wild life smp#wild life fanart#trafficblr
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crossing my fingers and wishing upon every star that chapter 10 finally brings us the tweel cards 🤞🤞
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#just because of the context and what i'm about to wildly go on about#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 9 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 9 spoilers#god i wish this turns out to be a spoiler#anyway#i think it's safe to assume at this point that the next story card will be one (or both??? 👀) of the twins#do i DARE hope#i mean chances are just as good it's gonna be jade wearing a big mushroom costume or something#but you know what i'll take that too#and as long as i'm sitting here at the corkboard for crack theories#i have noticed that vil and jamil's dreams both got their use out of their travel event backgrounds#like tapis rouge HAD to have been specifically timed to come out before vil's chapter so we would have some context for that#and look. we know who's coming up next.#so...is it possible that maybe...coral sea event is finally coming?!#are there fishboys on the horizon?!#i don't want to get my hopes up. but also i very much do#august schedule is gonna come out with two training camps and a master chef rerun and i'm gonna dissolve on the spot
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why does he meow?
#twst#twisted wonderland#art#ram's art#deuce spade#leona kingscholar#this one line during lessons cracks me up-#why does he mrowww...#i know im not funny but this image wouldnt leave me alonee#my art block is going rough still so this is still a bit rough- (rip to past me wanting my next post to be a finished one-) -#-but i like the colours tbh-#at least. on my laptop?? (my phone is a liar and a fraud i shall ignore it unitl the end of days)#EDIT EDIT- i just noticed THEY BOTH HAVE GLOVES??????? I DIDNT NOTICEEE#I EVEN USED REFERENCES.................................
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IT'S SILLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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#transformers#transformers one#tfone#d-16#art#wip#crack#using all tags on this one#bc i like how the first d came out LOL#anyways the short is cute#<- easily charmed (because it's tfone)#Youtube
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PLEASEEEE can u show the time where reader caught rafe punching the squishmallows that really sent me
"don't laugh, okay?" you say it softly, right outside the door to your bedroom.
"why would i laugh?" rafe’s asking seriously, but you're already a tiny bit embarrassed of what lies on the other side of the door and you're unsure how rafe will react.
"it's, like, a third of the size of your room-"
"shut up and open the door."
you sigh, turning the handle and pushing to let yourself in first. rafe follows, staring around the tiny room observantly. his eyes flicker from corner to corner, taking it in. you stand to the side patiently, playing with your hands, in particular the ring rafe had just gotten you, fiddling and twisting it repeatedly.
he walks around for a second, stopping at your bookshelf to take a look at the titles on the shelves and then moving on, staring at the photos on the wall and then sniffing a stray candle on the nightstand. he finally stops at your dresser, glancing over the lotions and perfumes littered on top to stare at the framed picture of the two of you perched right in the center, odds and ends he's gotten you in the last month scattered around.
"so?" you question quietly, eyes big.
"which drawer's got your panties?"
"rafe! shut up."
"it's a cute room. why'd you get so worried?"
"i don't know. habit." you settle on the bed, bringing your biggest squishmallow onto your lap, holding it in your arms comfortingly. rafe's still looking around.
"always had one favorite color, huh?"
"yes," you admit, squeezing the stuffed animal harder. rafe finally comes to join you on the bed, gesturing to the squishmallow as soon as he does.
"what the hell is that?"
"this is ricky. he's a clownfish. he has a career, i just can't remember-"
"huh?"
"they all have jobs and hobbies, rafe. the squishmallows. i think he's an underwater singer or something."
"you sleep with that huge thing on the bed?"
"every night. when i'm here, at least. i should get one for tannyhill!"
"don't know about all that." he takes it into his hands, moving it around, observing it from all sides. "every single night?"
"yeah. why?"
"nothin'."
the conversation changes to the books on your nightstand, and you forget all about the squishmallow resting on your bed until you step out to get a cup of lemonade for rafe.
walking back in, you wonder if you put enough sugar in, when you open the door to see rafe smacking your squishmallow with his right hook, right to his little face.
"what are you doing?!" it spills out before you can stop it, the lemonade almost falling out of your hand.
"look at the dent. how does it go back to how it was?" he questions, while you look over at him, horrified. "what's inside it? feathers, or some shit?" he looks over to get an answer, when he looks at your distraught face.
"what?"
even when he sleeps over, he's never allowed to touch your squishmallow again.
#lmfaoooooo this is cracked#enjoy babe love u <333#I used Ricky the clownfish as an example since that’s the one I have!!!!!!#rafe cameron#rafe cameron x reader
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"But Fingon could not release the hell-wrought bond upon his carpal pad, nor sever it, nor draw it from the stone. Again therefore in his pain Maedhros begged that he would slay him; but Fingon cut off his paw above the carpal pad, and Thorondor bore them back to Mithrim."
– Of the Return of the Noldor, The Silmeowrillion
#silm crack#maedhros#fingon#but as boopable cats :3#boop#tolkien#silmarillion#the silmarillion#silm art#findekano#maitimo#thorondor#thangorodrim#my art#should i cw this? idk what tag to use tho#this would be a lot better quality if i used any kind of reference but yolo yknow
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MC: Careful now. If you keep being sweet, I'll start thinking you're in love with me.
Solomon: What could I have possibly done to make you think I'm not??
#I still love the hc that MC used to think Solomon was only being nice because ‘we’re both human and have to stick together.’#so while Solomon was head over heels MC’s just thinks he’s being nice#jsksjskjs#surprise it’s queue!#ro’s dumb stuff tag!#another silly draft outta the way 🎉#obey me!#obey me#om!#obmswd#obey me solomon x mc#obey me Solomon#obey me mc#obey me incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#om! incorrect quotes#om! mc#om! solomon#obey me shenanigans#obey me crack#solo <333
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the muskification of twitter except it's lex luthor instead of elon lol
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#this is almost as bad as the time Lex luthor stole 40 cakes.#lex being the dc verse's elon is hilariously perfect#and gothamites are relentless so theyre probably having a field day with this#gothamites using every opportunity to dunk on metropolitans for having a shitty billionaire#the imposter accounts were run by kon and Lois lmao#the batkids are absolutely gonna impersonate each other so goodluck to bruce because the PR team's gonna be LIVID#social media au#the batkids later that day: Bruce you should totally buy tiktok#bruce: what? absolutely not im not spending money on a social media platform#batkids: but it'll make lex SO mad#bruce considering: hmm.#dick grayson#jason todd#bruce wayne#lex luthor#stephanie brown#batfamily#damian wayne#tim drake#batkids#batfam#batbros#batman#dc comics#incorrect quotes#crack#i spent an ungodly amount of time and effort on this please for the love of god dont make fun of me 😭#the script for this has literally been sitting in my drafts for over a year. i even did research on all the dates when this fiasco unfolded#texts#fanatical posting
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buck.exe has stopped working.... *bluescreen*
More bucktommy: Dinners; Ally Meets Beast; Meatcute
#in this moment Buck is all of us#poleaxed by lust for tommy#tommy kinard#evan buckley#evan buck buckely#bi buck#bucktommy#tevan#911#911 abc#911 text posts#911 memes#911 crack#i had no tumblr for 4 days and this is what happened
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Whatever choices you make, whatever details you alter
#spn#destiel#dean winchester#castiel#supernatural#misha collins#deancas#jensen ackles#spn crack#nov 5th#us politics#presidential election#election day#nov 5 2020#Nov 5#nov 5 2024#samifer#spn 5x04#spn memes#spnfandom
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