#Bruce Wayne’s adoption addiction
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Incorrect Batfam Quotes
Clark (as a reporter): Mr. Wayne, have you ever thought of having more children?
Bruce: You mean, adopting?
Clark: Adopting. Abducting. However you got the last four.
Bruce: …
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There’s a short video of a scare prank and there’s two guys being scared. One bolts off running, notices his buddy is frozen in place, goes back, picks him up, and keeps running. I keep seeing that as Danny and Tucker or a coworker of Danny encountering Bruce Wayne knowing his adoption addiction.
Bruce: *turns the corner*
Danny and Tucker: !!!
Tucker: *turns around and runs*
Danny: ...
Bruce: Is your friend alri--
Tucker: *runs back, picks up Danny, and fucking sprints*
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Update on the Wayne Children AU! I’m at like, day three? And up to 96 sticky notes on the wall. They kept falling, so they’re taped up now.
I’ve caved to the urges to add a handful of OCs — just spouses and a few kids, because I’m a sucker for the family dynamic. I only did it for the characters who we don’t know a lot about or died or something (Enoch, Lance, Ibn). Also, I’m pretty sure that Ibn al Xu’ffasch is canonically married to Mar’i Grayson, but in this AU he’s 20 years older and her uncle so… no.
Next up is education, civilian careers, and who moved out and when and maybe where? I haven’t decided yet. Also figuring out who Brucie was with and when because the man has a frankly upsetting amount of biological kids now, and only like, seven of them can be blamed on test tubes and science. I’m definitely NOT procrastinating on researching the canon/heroics related stuff I’m gonna throw in this AU. Totally not.
I’ve also been thinking about making a post introducing the kids and some details about them in the context of the AU. Anyone interested?
#Wayne Children AU#batfam#dc au#dcu#Bruce Wayne’s adoption addiction#dc universe#Enoch Birnham#Lance Bruner#Ibn al Xu’ffasch#it’s so hard to tag this because I don’t want to clog things up if it’s barely relevant#but I want people to see this#sticky note timeline
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Excuse you. They are wild-caught thank you very much.
Rich pregnant socialite: So we went to this clinic and let them manipulate our genes so we're 100% sure our child won't have any disease, he will have my hair and his father eyes and so much things we did for him! And you Bruce ?
Brucie: Found em in the trash. Except Tim, he found me in the trash.
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Damian: Why do you need another?!
Bruce, adopting Duke: He needs a home.
~ two weeks later ~
Bruce: Why do you need another?
Damian, holding a chicken: She needs a home!
Jason: Do they realize-
Tim: No, they don’t.
#Damian inherited Bruce’s addiction to adopting anything small#damian wayne#batfam#bruce wayne#batfamily#incorrect batfamily quotes#jason todd#tim drake#batdad#dc universe#dc#dc robin
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Danielle Wayne
Danny Fenton bets Dani that she can't hide in plain sight in a rich person's house without getting caught within a week.
She pretends to be a Wayne kid, and the other batkids gaslight Bruce into thinking he adopted her while sleep deprived.
Bruce takes a year to find out she's not his.
#I wanted to see how differently discord and Tumblr react#batman#batfam#danny phantom#dani phantom#bruce wayne#Bruce Wayne's adoption addiction
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*Batkid adopts a kid, be it oc/danny Fenton whatever*
Batkid:I’m pulling a Bruce/oh my got I’m becoming Bruce
Or
Batsiblings:*teasing grins, but ready to help/spoil nibling/niblings*Oh my god,You pulled a Bruce?/I can’t believe you’re pulling(pulled) a Bruce
Bonus points if Bruce is there and is annoyed (not really. Ok maybe just a little but he cat really deny it at this point) by this
#if you have fanfics I’d love to read them please#especially it it’s Jason Todd#jason todd#danny phantom#batfam#BatFamily#Batman#bruce wayne#nightwing#dick grayson#Redhood#red robin#tim drake#stephanie brown#spoiler#cassandra cain#orphan#black bat#barbara gordon#oracle#batgirl#Damian Wayne#Robin#signal#duke thomas#danny fenton#dc x dp#dp x dc#batkids#Batman’s adoption addiction
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So my bf sent me an Instagram reel where Batman is holding up one of the Robins (I think Dick) and he says, "Spectacular, give me 14 of them."
My bf asked me if B was at 14 at this point (not just Robins, but just bats and birds in general, doesnt matter if they are or aren't his kids or kids in general, tho we didnt count Kate).
So, we started counting. Including characters like Carrie Kelley, and Terry and Matthew Mcginnis, the answer is yes. B is not only at 14, but he is past it....
I know we joke a lot about Mr. "I work alone" very much not working alone... but this is ridiculous.
Every time I think I know of them all, I learn about more!
#“i work alone” NO YOU DONT#batfam#batfamily#batman#dc#dc comics#batman family#bats and birds#dccomics#dc batfam#dc batman#bruce waynes adoption addiction#bruce wayne#jason todd#red hood#dick grayson#tim drake#carrie kelley#terry mcginnis#dont really want to tag everyone because i dont want people getting made at me for tagging someone it doesnt mention directly#had that happen on a post where i talked about the batfam pretty broadly and tagged duke but didnt directly mention him#so im gonna stop here :)
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Honestly I love fics where it's a Spidey in Gotham. I love thinking about, but you know what else I love? Angst and found family. I mean go ahead and read what I write, I physically cannot seem to write happine-anyways!
Do you know how much Batman (Bruce) wants to find out Spidey's identity. Are they a meta-an alien, another Clark situation perhaps? What and who exactly are they? Why do they seem so playful? He is itching to find out, what if they need to make a contingency plan for them? I mean, they shoot webs for gods sake! And lift way heavier than they should. Their healing also seems abnormally fast... So just imagine with me. Spidey, stabbed or shot. Just a really gnarly wound. Their healing isn't working as fast as it should and they've already lost a lot of blood. Their senses are higher than ever and they're too far from home or any safe house. Fucking shit situation. And guess what? The big old' Bat had to be in the same alleyway. The playful façade is slowly slipping as well as there consciousness, in a spur of emotions they take the knife out. A loud scream (and maybe sob) escaping their lips. Bruce is just like 'WTF?? Are they really just an idiot?' But it was the object stopping the healing, of course! They had just been to overwhelmed to think properly. And...now they've fainted. Great. Just great.
Even after their wound had managed to heal, mostly at least, you still wouldn't wake up. He carried them into the Batmobile, his hand itched to take of that mask. Literally twitching, he needs to know. But he doesn't. He doesn't take it off, and that is something. The mask stays on, it's not like he could prove it to them when they wake up but 🤷♀️
It's trust
After they wake up, confused, they still check if your mask stayed on. Being concerned about your identity after losing that much blood spoke volumes. And now you both just sat there, this man had told them that they were a nuisance almost every chance he got and now he was taking you to the Batcave-wait the Batcave??
found this in my drafts
#spider!reader#spidey in gotham#bruce wayne x reader#just an idea#m3v loves you#dc fanfiction#injured!reader#trust issues#bruce wayne has trust issues#he about to adopt another one#bruce wayne and his adoption addictions#oh well
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The general gist I get is Bruce just sort of gave up after Tim and at this point he resignedly expects random children to just appear in his life as vigilantes and also on his couch for movie night. Doesn’t mean he loves them any less, but also, where the hell do they keep coming from?!
#batman#batfam#dick grayson#stephanie brown#batfamily headcanons#duke thomas#nightwing#red hood#damian wayne#red robin#Robin#Bruce Wayne#Bruce Wayne adoption addict#spoiler#black bat
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Jason would probably unironically like the punny skeleton man.
#kitos art#fanart#dc#jason todd#red hood#bruce wayne#batman#undertale#sans#classic sans#crossover#the difference between their size is comical#sans having war flashbacks and maiming Gotham's villains are smth i'd eat caramel popcorn for#some days i can draw stuff i'm proud of#and other days i draw stuff that i'd rather put through a shredder#artblocks can die in a ditch#inconsistency is part of my charm#im surprised it took me this long to make a crossover post#considering im addicted to crossovers where my fav chrs meet#unrelated but do you think jinwoo would be adopted by the batfam?#anyway ill shut up now#also the 'no meta' rule is not rlly canon#well at least i think so?#idk if it was ever mentioned somewhere in the comics#but it would make for an interesting scenario if true
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What if Billy is exploring the Rock of Eternity and finds a powerful artifact that is able to hold creatures. He does some research and figures out the creature inside is a Beholder! (DnD)
Billy, being a goblin child, decides to use it as a Beholder grenade! (As a last resort!) The next big bad that wants to destroy the world, the Justice League comes together to fight them. Captain Marvel is somehow changed back into Billy Batson but instead of freaking out, he whips out the artifact and releases the monster to attack them!
Batman: A helpless child, I must save them!!!
Billy with the most evil smile throwing a literal monster grenade: ψ(`∇´)ψ
Batman:...
Batman: They will be my child.
#billy batson#shazam#dc comcis#captain marvel#dc captain marvel#batman#bruce wayne#Billy being a goblin#Billy fighting off Batman with a stick like 🤺#bruce is addicted to adopting children#dnd#beholder#please ignore any spelling or grammar mistakes
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If u send me or if i find a bruce wayne rp account and imma hit that man up begging him to adopt me
gunna send him my whole ass resume
#Heh#waiting to be taken in tho#Adopt me brucie#pleas#bruces serial adoption issues#batfam#batfamily#bruce wayne#bruces adoption addiction#Take me innn#I wanna enter that chaos#I’d seriously win ikea hide and seeks
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Guess who was just forced to join Adoption Addicts Anonymous!!!
My dad, Bat-Wayne, no, Bruce-Man, F*CK
#thank you holy musical b@tman#dc rp#oc rp#roleplay#rp#jason todd#batfam#batfamily#batman#dc comics#adoption addicts anonymous#keeping up with the waynes#dick grayson#bruce is so done#bruce wayne#batkids#batman family#batgirl#batman comics#alfred pennyworth
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I know it's mostly only done for crossover purposes, but I do think it's hilarious when the Batkids have little to no reaction whenever Bruce brings a new kid home.
No questions asked, just immediate acceptance.
Oh, there's a random child at the breakfast table whom Bruce hasn't bothered to inform anyone about yet?
Aight, well it looks their messed up family just acquired its newest member. Welcome to the fucking club, kid. You have no fucking clue what you're in for, but don't worry. It's only going to get more bat shit insane from here.
#batfam#batfamily#batkids#batsiblings#bruce wayne#bruce adoption addiction wayne back at it again#everyone knows the drill by now#i find it especially funny when the batkids#put barely any effort into hiding their vigilante identities#around the new kid#they've already gone through song and dance#a thousand times already#that kid's gonna find the bat cave one way or another#might as well as save everyone the headache#fucking hysterical#batman fanfic#batman fanfiction#sometimes fanon is great
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 Batfamily incorrect quote #1?
Bruce: “Alfred what would you say if I came back with… oh I don’t know… an Orphan”
Alfred looking at Bruce’s ruffling cape: “What’s in your cape master Bruce?”
Bruce with his voice cracking: “I think you know”
#idk if someone has already done this#but I think it’s funny so have it#I don’t know if I’m going to do more of these#it’s based on a sander side’s video#can’t remember which one#instead of puppies Bruce brings back 10 orphans#got to love Bruce and his adoption addiction#batman#dc#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth#batman incorrect quotes
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