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Beaten cuphead btw (not the dlc though) and I gotta say. Beppi the clown is fucking evil and I hate him
#his is the only level I felt any sort of real rage on#grim matchstick was easy in comparison to that fucking clown#kill it. kill it with fire#why do people say dr kahls robot is hard btw#you just gotta know what you’re doing#kill the laser first cause the shrapnel is so much easier to dodge and the laser doesn’t allow bullets to go thru it#then break the stomach and hang around at the bottom of the screen#make sure to go down and shoot the bombs before they have a chance to get too far#and between that get the chest while getting parrys#his other two phases are just easy to dodge#cheese it baby cheese it#also the devil was so weirdly easy for being the final boss#it’s telegraphed more than any other fight imo#rumour honeybottoms was so fun I loved hers#so a unique level design
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I randomly get inspired to write weird stuff with Gabriel that I'm usually not even into and a lot of the time I get comments that amount to I'm not into this. Am I? or being surprised they were into it. Gabriel is just randomly inflicting this sort of thing on everyone I suppose
Gabriel Ultrakill has been reclassified as a gateway drug. Please keep an eye out for any suspicious activity.
#i can be your angle or yuor devil#metaphorical piece of ham/cheese that you wrap around a pill before feeding it to a dog#many things can be made palatable if you’re down bad enough#speaking from the heart#I would Not do that. oh but if he wants to it’s okay 🥰#I’m being so tame and normal please. you can’t do this. you can’t enable me#I have work tomorrow I need to. relax#trying and failing pathetically to keep this account somewhat tame#non voice post#ask#asks#ask spam continues.. the dashboard cries#looks around nervously#i am so very scared and terrible at speaking#but if you really want to send me insane things I do have a Different Account For That#you gotta message me for it#but. I mean if you do that just know. I can’t even form coherent sentences#what im trying to say is that I can’t hold a conversation for shit#but. you can always send.. gabe things..#ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ENOUGH. pack it up boys. im going to get shot if i continue
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so no one was going to tell me if i got literally one episode further tenax drops that he’s the one who saved scorpus from his mom’s pimp AND that he’s intimately familiar with scorpus’ dick when he was younger. guys. guys.
#thinking about an INSANE divorce fic. as a follow-up to the 30k canon-compliant backstory i have not written#(really it could be an au of that because like. am i sentimental and would i want them to get emotionally divorced NO but i will get into#the variants of this later i have to tell you about them ACTUALLY divorced first before i get into the hot divorcee energy of it all)#where they fucked around when they were younger and then broke up because. yeah tenax can dream but scorpus needs certainty he is what he#is he wants attention and dignity and when blue offers for him he goes and we don’t need to know what the massive fight was but we DO need#to know that they stopped fucking and maybe they stopped talking too but now they’re Colleagues. putting the ‘because i can’ moment#into a WHOLE different light bc it’s very much a ‘you no longer have a say in who I get to fuck because it’s not YOU. because we’re not’#and thus we get an exes-to-lovers arc I still know you the best and yes I SEE the scorpus xenon andria potential & once again I am saying:#put that in a box we can’t talk about that right now I see it but that’s not what we’re here for. anyway I was TRYING to say the ‘I know u#best of anyone’ of it all and if you think I have stopped thinking about tenax goading scorpus & talking about his dick for a single second#I have not. I REALLY have not because that is top tier blatant manipulation to be like ohhhh poor baby you’re so old and rotting I can just#get a new chariot driver I don’t even really want you anyway 😇 and scorpus KNOWS It’s bait however. he’s gotta get his attention back.#anyway they are ugly divorced and it’s very slow burn but I know exactly how you taste & what buttons to press & how to grip your shoulders#in an argument until they fuck nasty on all of their riches or however this thing ends. not well for anyone but I WILL be getting them back#together. the other fun little big divorced energy thoughts i had were very much ‘divorced and arguing but it’s foreplay to threaten to#leave each other’ so they can have hot aggressive mean sex because they get off on arguing with each other. everybody in the stables starts#to see them arguing about chariot design & the brothers are scared they’re gonna kill each other & then suddenly scorpus is tongue-fucking#Tenax’s throat with a fist still in his hair and tenax has a hand pinning him back against the post by the throat and that’s all they see#before everybody clears the FUCK out. this is a regular occurrence at all times in all arguments it’s so fun I love the dynamic#OHHHH AND IT’S AN OUTSIDER POV FIC i said the brothers really i meant elia but also now that i say that. could be a fun five + 1 of#everyone watching them threaten to kill each other and then y’know. la petit mort. ALSO i know i see the calla/tenax too we can’t talk abt#that put it in the box with the chariot drivers we can have one (1) thing at a time. the calla note is because i want a calla pov of them#where she’s just like ‘freaks. right in front of my salad?’ and does not give a fuck at all. top tier. anyway. andria/elia/calla/domitian#(Domitian seeing them petition him would be so fun because he wants to puppet master everything he’d want to know SO BAD.) the 5th one idk#because I don’t have any idea about the third brother yet but maybe Tenax catching scorpus in a brothel again? and the +1 is their POV ofc.#(anyway for myself: the vibes i want here are geno/anna cat and mouse follow/unfollow divorce and win her back rumors)#scorpus/tenax#those about to die#scorpus#tenax
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What the FUCK Furina’s backstory is so fucking sad??? The absolute TORTURE she’s been through. Shit dude,
#Shima speaks#I’M SO UPSET.#THIS IS JUST RUKKHADEVATA ALL OVER AGAIN. GENSHIN STOMPING ON MY FEELINGS AND MAKING ARCHONS CRY#Why is it always the women. Stop doing this to our women.#Genshin Impact#Imagine putting on an act nonstop continuously for hundreds of years and not being able to tell anyone the truth#And dealing with the anxiety of your whole country dying out and it weighs on your shoulders and makes you so stressed#And you cry yourself to sleep every night bc you’re so tired you’re SO tired and it’s been centuries but you have to keep going.#You have to keep up the act you have to keep faking it you have to keep lying#You have to pretend everything is fine when it’s NOT and you don’t know what to do and you still can’t tell a single fucking SOUL#AGHHHH FURINA. MY SWEET GIRL. YOU DIDN’T DESERVE THIS#Genshin Impact spoilers#Furina#Focalors#I just wanna scoop her up into a big hug and tell her it’s okay 😭 Girl you don’t gotta act anymore you can finally FINALLY rest
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people who imagine themselves in platonic/familial relationships with their comfort characters instead of romantic ones sound off I need to know I’m not alone in this
#miscellaneous#my blorbos#textpost#comfort character#comfort characters#I gotta know how common or not this is#well I mean I don’t GOTTA I would just LIKE to#blorbo from my shows#cringe culture is dead#is “platonic selfshipping” a tag?#whatever I’ll add it#platonic selfship#what do you know it is a tag#if you’ve seen some of my recent blorboposts you uh… probably know who this is about…#*coughs* (you are my dadddsss YOU’RE MY DADS!! boogie woogie woogie 🎶)#google is it normal for a 20 year old to want two fictional 30 something year olds to be her father figures?
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i will be totally honest with y’all i can’t see Hobie (ATSV) in a romantic relationship ever. like, i can’t see him seeing anybody ever as “the one” or even having multiple partners or anything. I can barely see him having friends outside of the ones he already has. I can somewhat see the “are we dating or are we not dating” thing being something he gets involved in, but not really. i think a lot of people either don’t know or just forget that he’s probably homeless and that his world is shit rn and that stuff he needs isn’t easy to come by 😭😭 and a lot of homeless people just don’t have time/energy for shit like romantic relationships and the stuff he’s doing canonically because they’re so focused on trying to survive. That’s why when I make posts about him casually flirting or whatever it’s never serious, it never goes anywhere, because honestly! Between music shows, trying to find your next meal, fighting the power, trying to find a shelter for the night, helping other homeless people and others in need as both a civilian and Spider-Man, dealing with dimensional threats, trying to find a place to get clean, i just don’t think Hobie has time to even consider it. Sure, maybe there are facilities in the HQ to make it easier, but after that stunt, i think he’d avoid using them as much as possible. do you see what i mean??
#like i know he isn’t confirmed homeless in the movie. but like#like. i know. i also don’t like to think about homelessness and how terrifying it is esp for black guys#but you gotta realize he does not have all these damn hair products. he probably doesn’t smell good either#and he probably doesn’t have good breath most days or good teeth at all#and his clothes are probably dirty more often than not#and he will not be fun. people are not fun when their basic human rights are stripped away and they’re treated like garbage for a majority+#of their life#like. i genuinely think people just don’t consider a lot of shit he doesn’t do or even get the chance to bc he’s homeless#and how you’re treated like a pest and as if you aren’t human and don’t deserve human decency/necessities#now don’t get me wrong. i love to imagine hobie having a reliable space at the commune! with karl and kamala and all them. but +#that doesn’t mean he has reliable food sources and it’s basically a middle class well stocked and cared for house#of course i can’t/won’t police you because i don’t give a shit about what others do regarding him but yknow. keep it in mind at least#don’t even get me started on the knowledge of fixing pipes and other broken shit. god i could go on forever lol#this post was about Hobie not dating anybody and it turned into this 10/10 to myself actually#hobie brown#spiderpunk#spider punk#m&m posts
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can someone explain to me why binding in any form when you have a large chest is hell no matter what you do
#this is rhetorical#i know why#binders are fucking BOGUS#aside from the sensory issues they give me personally THEY JUST DON’T FUCKING WORK#AT LEAST FOR ME#and then i discovered binding tape#1000% better than binders on multiple fronts#but it still sucks#because god forbid someone have a tape size large enough#and then theres the fucking blisters#which i do not give a fuck HOW you swing it THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOME BLISTERING IF YOUR CHEST IS HEAVY#AND IF YOU HAVE A LARGE CHEST AND TAPE AND DONT BLISTER PLEASE SWEET FUCK TELL ME HOW YOU DO IT#because i can have it on and pretend that my skin isn’t actively being shredded#and that i won’t be standing in the shower in a few days peeling it and said shredded skin off of me#probably pissing my suitemates the hell off because i didn’t anticipate it being that bad because i never think its that bad#until i take it off and then suddenly its like why the fuck am i bleeding#and i gotta tell myself it’s because there’s no winning for you dumbass!!!!#you’re going to be in pain all the time no matter what you do!!!!!#let me out#can i fucking quit now please how much more#because with everything in america going the way it is idfk if i can take this shit much longer#yapping#vent
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thanks rdr fandom for adding like fifteen rdr fandom tags to your sentence long post
#it’s just irritating#like you normally only need like two tags maybe three (excluding character tags)#and like I get adding more on to what you’re saying in the tags but they’re not doing that#you’re just overflowing the tags#and like if you’re writing an analysis or gifset or something then I get putting a lot of tags but if you’re just writing out one sentence-#-and then adding every single tag that you can it’s just like???#I know I’m being kinda hypocritical because I’m talking through the tags but I’m so serious you don’t need 10+ tags for saying basically-#-nothing#like people will see it you just gotta wait a little bit
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things aren’t going well with peach. while i think my dad’s very right to be concerned that she hasn’t eaten anything in nearly 60 hours (obviously i am too), im becoming increasingly concerned that she hasn’t slept at all in around 36 hours and prior to that she was under anaesthetic, which isn’t exactly restful, so it’s closer to 48 hrs
like dad took her back to the vet today and we’ve got injections for her painkillers now because she’s not eating, and also injections for fluids (because she doesn’t drink; she only gets water from her food), so the not eating is Bad but also kinda under management, but if she doesn’t sleep soon i’m extremely worried. dad was like ‘if she doesn’t eat by tomorrow afternoon we’ll take her back because the injections will run out’ but like. if she doesn’t sleep tonight we have GOT to take her back first thing in the morning so they can sedate her or something
#her pain doesn’t seem to be too bad now that she’s got pain relief so idk what’s stopping her from sleeping#she won’t even lie down unless i’m sitting next to her. she just sits there staring out the window#her pupils are also taking up her entire eyes and have been all day#that’ll be a side effect of the medication and maybe the lack of sleep? but it won’t be making her feel any better#she can probably barely see at this point#like imagine you’ve been awake for 2 days after surgery and you’re in a lot of pain and haven’t eaten since before surgery#and are also on strong painkillers. and you also have no idea what’s wrong with you or why everyone’s doing things that hurt you#bruh your brain would be COOKED. there’s no way she has any idea what’s going on rn but she’s clearly feeling terrible#personal#like i think she’ll be ok in the long-term but she’s gotta somehow get through all these immediate issues#last time something like this happened she stopped drinking and never started again#not eating or sleeping don’t have workarounds as simple as putting water in her food#it really doesn’t help that there’s so much other shit going on rn#i’m doing a whole bunch of stuff with my phone and computer that’s taking a lot of work#but also my sister’s going on a long overseas trip that she’s leaving for tomorrow#so the combo of dad and sister coming and going constantly and also like 6 random deliveries for tech stuff in the last 2 days—#has the dogs really wound up. so georgie’s been howling at absolutely everything#and it’s rainy so my clothes aren’t trying and they’re hanging on a rack hooked on the hallway door so the door can’t close#which puts one less door between my room and the dogs so they’re waking me up every time anything happens#and i sleep during the day so that’s ALL THE TIME. i’ve had like 8 hrs of sleep between the last two afternoons#my sister always has so much random life stuff she wants to talk about and was getting really annoyed that i wasn’t very receptive#like ‘im about to go away for 3 months’ sorry i know its a big thing but i can’t just reschedule peach’s medical emergency
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y’all ever accidentally stay up doing smth bc you can’t quit doing smth half way through (or in this case stop collecting smth and leaving it at a number that’s not a multiplication of 5) so you tell yourself you’re gonna finish that part but then you forget that you meant to quit so you start smth new which means you can’t quit bc now you’ve got smth unfinished again so you’ll feel extremely dissatisfied and also lowkey physically can’t leave it alone
#I just collected abt 80 geoculi in one sitting#bc I kept forgetting to quite at the pretty numbers so just couldn’t stop 😭😭#I spent over 2 hours hunched over my computer collecting those stupid things#and I meant to quit after collecting a total of 65#but NOOO you gotta find out when you’re at geoculus n72 that you’ve already gone over what you meant to do so you tell yourself#“I’ll just collect three more and go to bed” but ofc you don’t realize you went over that amnt until your on geoculus n81#and this loop continues until it’s 3:30 and your back hurts from the way you’ve been sitting#and you find out you missed ONE STUPID ASS GEOCULUS#SO YOU PANIC AND GET ONE OF THOSE STUPID GEOCULUS STONES ONLY TO FIND OUT ITS ONE YOU PURPOSEFULLY DIDNT GRAB WHILE EXPLORING WHEN IN#HINDSIGHT IT WOULDVE MADE MORE SENSE FOR ME TO JUST GET IT#anyways anger is over#I don’t even know why I’m taking it that seriously when I’m only doing it to actually know the lore after liyue#bullshitting
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this dialogue path im so 😭😭🤭🤭
#shri’iia going like you weren’t THAT good 🙄 as if she didn’t come multiple times bc he’s probably more attentive than her matriarch#like I imagine her matriarch being a very selfish lover and she always receives and never gives and shri’iia being so used to that#so when the act 1 forest sex scene comes and astarion performs as he does and he’s very giving and thorough and more focused on her own#pleasure than his shri’iia is like ?? brakes screeching noises in her brain she’s not used to this btw#not to mention she���s already drunk as fuck and trying so very hard to ignore the pain in her chest from oath breaking#so she gets even more confused and she just lets him do what he wants to do#cue the morning after .. ‘you weren’t THAT good’ whatever you’re just saving face 😭#anyway. I like this dialogue path too bc you get an insight on astarion’s pov where he says he was holding back and making his excuse#when he was probably dissociating / feeling disgusted at having to do his routine again#but then it’s all part of his plan so he gotta do it. also that’s what he knows how to do so he has to do it and liking it is a diff matter#but when he says the ‘how dare you’ like it feels more playful so I think that kind of dynamic where they clown on each other is what they#both like. I also think that in the second time they sleep together it’s a bit more playful bc they’re getting that kind of dynamic more#based on the flirting scenes you can get prior the second time he offers to sleep together again#but to me when they overtly flirt / or when they fuck is when the seeds of the romance are planted .. it only develops when they start to#hang out with each other lol. like this whole romance that’s built on deceit and using each other#gets developed bc they actually like being in each other’s company 😭😭 idk that’s so cute to me#and when they’re actually together it’s like. this slowburn where they’re not putting any labels on it#they just hang out with each other for the next couple of hundred years and occasionally get married#multiple times for the attention and gifts lol#actually have more thoughts abt astarion/shri’iia 😭 they’re infesting my mind like mold#shut up about bg3.#bg3 spoilers
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my self-insert ass would get killed if allowed within five feet of any angel though because im not a winchester and i cant keep my fucking mouth shut
#you put me in the same room as lucifer its gonna be three minutes before the words ‘daddy doesn’t love you so you’re breaking his toys?’#come from my mouth in a mocking tone and then im getting turned into meat chunks.#i do not respect them and my self-preservation comes second to my need to be an asshole to people with daddy issues#dean winchester can get away with saying these things because he’s a main character. i cannot.#if i show up in a trickster episode im gonna fucking end up looking gabriel dead in the eye and asking him if he misses his older brother#so bad he’s gotta torture his vessel! AND IM BEING THROWN!!!! IN A WORMHOLE!!!#i dont think id even have to say anything to michael i think he’d just sense my vibes are off and burn me to death#on the other hand im gonna call raphael a nietzchean trout of an angel and theyre not going to get that reference or know what the fuck that#means and thats why they’ll kill me. stabbing me to death for being annoying#akshfkfjskd selfshipping is OUT. how would your favorite characters resent you for existing and plot your murder is IN
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i’m sorry it’s just so wildly funny to be called pathetic by the weirdo who’s spent years pretending to be romani and jewish, tied themselves in knots over whether they were taught yiddish by family or if they never got to learn because said family died, and spent time creating ghoulish holocaust backstories for invented relatives on reddit rather than spending that time going to therapy
#i checked your twitter bro i didn’t lie about my entire heritage for clout#do you not think people deserve to know what the fuck you’re doing this time#which one of us made actual jewish people feel judged?#which one of us is obsessed with pre hays actresses pretending to be other races too?#gotta respect you being upfront with those interests buddy ol pal#i’m just saying your parents (if they’re not dead this week according to your lies) need to give you a stern talkin to#come and collect your fucking child they’re acting up online again#quill to paper#personal#adina/dean aka littlegreenfag
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Have a crackpot theory: the people who enjoy most of the new police procedurals that have been coming out recently just secretly wanna watch soap operas but don’t have the Guts
#this brought to you by my mother being physically pained by that new fbi show#I dunno what it’s called#she really liked the first seasons of Bones and Criminal Minds and the old CSIs#but the interpersonal drama in the new stuff physically repels her#and also me#I don’t watch them you see because I know they will not fulfill my desire to watch little guys quip and Solve a Problem anymore#I’m sure many show still do this!!#don’t get me wrong#but the amount of shows that ratchet up tension with Cheating Spouses and Personal Vendettas and such is SUSPICIOUS#guys just write the soap opera you so dearly desire to#leave me with the silly little dregs#I know they’ve gotta make the show interesting but there’s a line#once the drama starts coming from extraneous sources beyond the main Crime Solving Squadbyoi have gone too far for your genre#BaffledOcto#I was told to release this theory upon the internet#please don’t hurt me police procedural squad#basic police procedural: Evil Occurs and is Thwarted/Arrested/Avenged—End Scene#Soap Opera Police Procedural: Evil Occurs—Evil Occurs—Someones Wife leaves them—Morality crisis—the entire season has one continuous plot#both can be fun#but you can see the issue if you’re going in for a lil bit of Cathartic Justice and you accidentally trip into Seinfield Lite#you ever take a bite of pizza and accidentlaly drag off all the toppings at once? it’s like that#I will now cast an evil spell and summon the police procedural people so they can kick my teeth in#csi#bones#ncis#fbi#blue bloods#criminal minds
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if your fave says that someone makes them happy btw. the least you can do is believe them. if they say that they feel safe and a bit calmer and they’re getting a chance to heal. you gotta respect that. even if you have your own concerns and reasons not to be happy about it, in the end it’s their well-being and they have a right to live and to tell their own story however they choose. and if you refuse to believe basic evidence that’s right in front of you, you don’t deserve to scrutinise their life or who they have in it.
#there’s few things that I think are worth policing. but imo this is disrespectful and invalidating and if you don’t like someone#you can acknowledge the bad parts of them without twisting obvious information. say you’re concerned without assuming you know#everything. and I beg people to learn what the signs of abuse are before you start inventing things that just. aren’t there. or aren’t abus#please please please stop conflating symptoms of mental illness or neurodivergence with abuse! we get ostracised and villainised enough#like of course it CAN turn toxic and abusive if it’s not managed. but you can’t assume that when there’s no evidence of it but evidence to#the contrary. someone having a relationship where they can be themselves match my freak style and unmask. that’s healing. and maybe#we don’t know that it hasn’t turned bad if they don’t say and any time it could!! but as fans we have power with the words we say en masse#to trigger things like paranoia in people who are already vulnerable!! and they would be wouldnt they? is it so hard to leave them alone?#just be careful in the culture you create around these things. that’s all I ask. I know tumblr is the best place for rants. let’s keep it i#the fringes of the fandom though. and also stop using ablest terms. and we’re doing amazing. for the most part. sorry for the long rant#hope someone relates to the tags I guess. and in the meantime I’ve gotta find the courage to use the block button. I never have before#props to you if you guess who I’m talking about or maybe it was a generalisation. you might never know
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For one I’m not a child 💀 and I think I have a Idea of who you are talking about it’s @timietate right?
I can not believe I’m EXPLAINING something I made so unbelievably obvious.
Bro you wouldn’t immediately throw that username out there unless you’d gone and harassed her too beforehand. That’s how I know who you are. You are a child, @mommyissueskid, the anon setting doesn’t hide you. Oh, sorry, maybe I should say ‘young teen’ instead so as to tiptoe around that terminology you don’t like.
Also do you fucking have eyes lmaoo?? “You have an idea of who it is” my guy NONE of the descriptors matched her work. Ain’t no damn way your dumb ass looked at her fully colored, fully rendered, highly detailed pieces and then read my reply n went “ah yes. Greyscale ✅ minimal rendering ✅ only one brush used ✅ CLEARLY it must be this artist” good god you are a special kind of stupid I have never before observed in nature.
You also don’t look at my blog for even the split second it takes to notice what you need to before heading straight to the ask box to chew my head off, because if you did you’d know it’s me. That’s my work I’m describing. you need to be studied my dude 💀💀
#you don’t look at people’s blogs. you come here to harass. That’s your motive from the get go#you’re a bully#maybe you’ve come to terms with that maybe you haven’t#but yapping helplessly like a lil chihuahua at people who are OLDER than you is. really strange ngl#like what is it bro are you salty that people older than you exist or like what bro what is it#and even when proof of what you’re doing is shoved directly in your face you still dig ur heels in n go nope nuh uh that’s not me I’m grown#you don’t even want male yn anyway because you come onto blogs that literally make it and harass them for not making it#you just get a kick out of making people feel like shit#what is your deal honestly I gotta know#lune answers
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