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blodeuweddschild · 3 months

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Beaten cuphead btw (not the dlc though) and I gotta say. Beppi the clown is fucking evil and I hate him

#his is the only level I felt any sort of real rage on #grim matchstick was easy in comparison to that fucking clown #kill it. kill it with fire #why do people say dr kahls robot is hard btw #you just gotta know what you’re doing #kill the laser first cause the shrapnel is so much easier to dodge and the laser doesn’t allow bullets to go thru it #then break the stomach and hang around at the bottom of the screen #make sure to go down and shoot the bombs before they have a chance to get too far #and between that get the chest while getting parrys #his other two phases are just easy to dodge #cheese it baby cheese it #also the devil was so weirdly easy for being the final boss #it’s telegraphed more than any other fight imo #rumour honeybottoms was so fun I loved hers #so a unique level design

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canon-gabriel-quotes · 7 months

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I randomly get inspired to write weird stuff with Gabriel that I'm usually not even into and a lot of the time I get comments that amount to I'm not into this. Am I? or being surprised they were into it. Gabriel is just randomly inflicting this sort of thing on everyone I suppose

Gabriel Ultrakill has been reclassified as a gateway drug. Please keep an eye out for any suspicious activity.

#i can be your angle or yuor devil #metaphorical piece of ham/cheese that you wrap around a pill before feeding it to a dog #many things can be made palatable if you’re down bad enough #speaking from the heart #I would Not do that. oh but if he wants to it’s okay 🥰#I’m being so tame and normal please. you can’t do this. you can’t enable me #I have work tomorrow I need to. relax #trying and failing pathetically to keep this account somewhat tame #non voice post #ask #asks #ask spam continues.. the dashboard cries #looks around nervously #i am so very scared and terrible at speaking #but if you really want to send me insane things I do have a Different Account For That #you gotta message me for it #but. I mean if you do that just know. I can’t even form coherent sentences #what im trying to say is that I can’t hold a conversation for shit #but. you can always send.. gabe things..#ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ENOUGH. pack it up boys. im going to get shot if i continue

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shima-draws · 11 months

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What the FUCK Furina’s backstory is so fucking sad??? The absolute TORTURE she’s been through. Shit dude,

#Shima speaks #I’M SO UPSET.#THIS IS JUST RUKKHADEVATA ALL OVER AGAIN. GENSHIN STOMPING ON MY FEELINGS AND MAKING ARCHONS CRY #Why is it always the women. Stop doing this to our women.#Genshin Impact #Imagine putting on an act nonstop continuously for hundreds of years and not being able to tell anyone the truth #And dealing with the anxiety of your whole country dying out and it weighs on your shoulders and makes you so stressed #And you cry yourself to sleep every night bc you’re so tired you’re SO tired and it’s been centuries but you have to keep going.#You have to keep up the act you have to keep faking it you have to keep lying #You have to pretend everything is fine when it’s NOT and you don’t know what to do and you still can’t tell a single fucking SOUL #AGHHHH FURINA. MY SWEET GIRL. YOU DIDN’T DESERVE THIS #Genshin Impact spoilers #Furina #Focalors #I just wanna scoop her up into a big hug and tell her it’s okay 😭 Girl you don’t gotta act anymore you can finally FINALLY rest

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tenwhiteandalusians · 2 months

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so no one was going to tell me if i got literally one episode further tenax drops that he’s the one who saved scorpus from his mom’s pimp AND that he’s intimately familiar with scorpus’ dick when he was younger. guys. guys.

#thinking about an INSANE divorce fic. as a follow-up to the 30k canon-compliant backstory i have not written #(really it could be an au of that because like. am i sentimental and would i want them to get emotionally divorced NO but i will get into #the variants of this later i have to tell you about them ACTUALLY divorced first before i get into the hot divorcee energy of it all)#where they fucked around when they were younger and then broke up because. yeah tenax can dream but scorpus needs certainty he is what he #is he wants attention and dignity and when blue offers for him he goes and we don’t need to know what the massive fight was but we DO need #to know that they stopped fucking and maybe they stopped talking too but now they’re Colleagues. putting the ‘because i can’ moment #into a WHOLE different light bc it’s very much a ‘you no longer have a say in who I get to fuck because it’s not YOU. because we’re not’#and thus we get an exes-to-lovers arc I still know you the best and yes I SEE the scorpus xenon andria potential & once again I am saying:#put that in a box we can’t talk about that right now I see it but that’s not what we’re here for. anyway I was TRYING to say the ‘I know u #best of anyone’ of it all and if you think I have stopped thinking about tenax goading scorpus & talking about his dick for a single second #I have not. I REALLY have not because that is top tier blatant manipulation to be like ohhhh poor baby you’re so old and rotting I can just #get a new chariot driver I don’t even really want you anyway 😇 and scorpus KNOWS It’s bait however. he’s gotta get his attention back.#anyway they are ugly divorced and it’s very slow burn but I know exactly how you taste & what buttons to press & how to grip your shoulders #in an argument until they fuck nasty on all of their riches or however this thing ends. not well for anyone but I WILL be getting them back #together. the other fun little big divorced energy thoughts i had were very much ‘divorced and arguing but it’s foreplay to threaten to #leave each other’ so they can have hot aggressive mean sex because they get off on arguing with each other. everybody in the stables starts #to see them arguing about chariot design & the brothers are scared they’re gonna kill each other & then suddenly scorpus is tongue-fucking #Tenax’s throat with a fist still in his hair and tenax has a hand pinning him back against the post by the throat and that’s all they see #before everybody clears the FUCK out. this is a regular occurrence at all times in all arguments it’s so fun I love the dynamic #OHHHH AND IT’S AN OUTSIDER POV FIC i said the brothers really i meant elia but also now that i say that. could be a fun five + 1 of #everyone watching them threaten to kill each other and then y’know. la petit mort. ALSO i know i see the calla/tenax too we can’t talk abt #that put it in the box with the chariot drivers we can have one (1) thing at a time. the calla note is because i want a calla pov of them #where she’s just like ‘freaks. right in front of my salad?’ and does not give a fuck at all. top tier. anyway. andria/elia/calla/domitian #(Domitian seeing them petition him would be so fun because he wants to puppet master everything he’d want to know SO BAD.) the 5th one idk #because I don’t have any idea about the third brother yet but maybe Tenax catching scorpus in a brothel again? and the +1 is their POV ofc.#(anyway for myself: the vibes i want here are geno/anna cat and mouse follow/unfollow divorce and win her back rumors)#scorpus/tenax #those about to die #scorpus #tenax

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sketchingstars03 · 2 months

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people who imagine themselves in platonic/familial relationships with their comfort characters instead of romantic ones sound off I need to know I’m not alone in this

#miscellaneous #my blorbos #textpost #comfort character #comfort characters #I gotta know how common or not this is #well I mean I don’t GOTTA I would just LIKE to #blorbo from my shows #cringe culture is dead #is “platonic selfshipping” a tag?#whatever I’ll add it #platonic selfship #what do you know it is a tag #if you’ve seen some of my recent blorboposts you uh… probably know who this is about…#*coughs* (you are my dadddsss YOU’RE MY DADS!! boogie woogie woogie 🎶)#google is it normal for a 20 year old to want two fictional 30 something year olds to be her father figures?

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milimeters-morales · 1 year

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i will be totally honest with y’all i can’t see Hobie (ATSV) in a romantic relationship ever. like, i can’t see him seeing anybody ever as “the one” or even having multiple partners or anything. I can barely see him having friends outside of the ones he already has. I can somewhat see the “are we dating or are we not dating” thing being something he gets involved in, but not really. i think a lot of people either don’t know or just forget that he’s probably homeless and that his world is shit rn and that stuff he needs isn’t easy to come by 😭😭 and a lot of homeless people just don’t have time/energy for shit like romantic relationships and the stuff he’s doing canonically because they’re so focused on trying to survive. That’s why when I make posts about him casually flirting or whatever it’s never serious, it never goes anywhere, because honestly! Between music shows, trying to find your next meal, fighting the power, trying to find a shelter for the night, helping other homeless people and others in need as both a civilian and Spider-Man, dealing with dimensional threats, trying to find a place to get clean, i just don’t think Hobie has time to even consider it. Sure, maybe there are facilities in the HQ to make it easier, but after that stunt, i think he’d avoid using them as much as possible. do you see what i mean??

#like i know he isn’t confirmed homeless in the movie. but like #like. i know. i also don’t like to think about homelessness and how terrifying it is esp for black guys #but you gotta realize he does not have all these damn hair products. he probably doesn’t smell good either #and he probably doesn’t have good breath most days or good teeth at all #and his clothes are probably dirty more often than not #and he will not be fun. people are not fun when their basic human rights are stripped away and they’re treated like garbage for a majority+#of their life #like. i genuinely think people just don’t consider a lot of shit he doesn’t do or even get the chance to bc he’s homeless #and how you’re treated like a pest and as if you aren’t human and don’t deserve human decency/necessities #now don’t get me wrong. i love to imagine hobie having a reliable space at the commune! with karl and kamala and all them. but +#that doesn’t mean he has reliable food sources and it’s basically a middle class well stocked and cared for house #of course i can’t/won’t police you because i don’t give a shit about what others do regarding him but yknow. keep it in mind at least #don’t even get me started on the knowledge of fixing pipes and other broken shit. god i could go on forever lol #this post was about Hobie not dating anybody and it turned into this 10/10 to myself actually #hobie brown #spiderpunk #spider punk #m&m posts

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frozen-waters · 4 months

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thanks rdr fandom for adding like fifteen rdr fandom tags to your sentence long post

#it’s just irritating #like you normally only need like two tags maybe three (excluding character tags)#and like I get adding more on to what you’re saying in the tags but they’re not doing that #you’re just overflowing the tags #and like if you’re writing an analysis or gifset or something then I get putting a lot of tags but if you’re just writing out one sentence-#-and then adding every single tag that you can it’s just like???#I know I’m being kinda hypocritical because I’m talking through the tags but I’m so serious you don’t need 10+ tags for saying basically-#-nothing #like people will see it you just gotta wait a little bit

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danielnelsen · 1 month

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things aren’t going well with peach. while i think my dad’s very right to be concerned that she hasn’t eaten anything in nearly 60 hours (obviously i am too), im becoming increasingly concerned that she hasn’t slept at all in around 36 hours and prior to that she was under anaesthetic, which isn’t exactly restful, so it’s closer to 48 hrs

like dad took her back to the vet today and we’ve got injections for her painkillers now because she’s not eating, and also injections for fluids (because she doesn’t drink; she only gets water from her food), so the not eating is Bad but also kinda under management, but if she doesn’t sleep soon i’m extremely worried. dad was like ‘if she doesn’t eat by tomorrow afternoon we’ll take her back because the injections will run out’ but like. if she doesn’t sleep tonight we have GOT to take her back first thing in the morning so they can sedate her or something

#her pain doesn’t seem to be too bad now that she’s got pain relief so idk what’s stopping her from sleeping #she won’t even lie down unless i’m sitting next to her. she just sits there staring out the window #her pupils are also taking up her entire eyes and have been all day #that’ll be a side effect of the medication and maybe the lack of sleep? but it won’t be making her feel any better #she can probably barely see at this point #like imagine you’ve been awake for 2 days after surgery and you’re in a lot of pain and haven’t eaten since before surgery #and are also on strong painkillers. and you also have no idea what’s wrong with you or why everyone’s doing things that hurt you #bruh your brain would be COOKED. there’s no way she has any idea what’s going on rn but she’s clearly feeling terrible #personal #like i think she’ll be ok in the long-term but she’s gotta somehow get through all these immediate issues #last time something like this happened she stopped drinking and never started again #not eating or sleeping don’t have workarounds as simple as putting water in her food #it really doesn’t help that there’s so much other shit going on rn #i’m doing a whole bunch of stuff with my phone and computer that’s taking a lot of work #but also my sister’s going on a long overseas trip that she’s leaving for tomorrow #so the combo of dad and sister coming and going constantly and also like 6 random deliveries for tech stuff in the last 2 days—#has the dogs really wound up. so georgie’s been howling at absolutely everything #and it’s rainy so my clothes aren’t trying and they’re hanging on a rack hooked on the hallway door so the door can’t close #which puts one less door between my room and the dogs so they’re waking me up every time anything happens #and i sleep during the day so that’s ALL THE TIME. i’ve had like 8 hrs of sleep between the last two afternoons #my sister always has so much random life stuff she wants to talk about and was getting really annoyed that i wasn’t very receptive #like ‘im about to go away for 3 months’ sorry i know its a big thing but i can’t just reschedule peach’s medical emergency

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swordmaid · 5 months

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this dialogue path im so 😭😭🤭🤭

#shri’iia going like you weren’t THAT good 🙄 as if she didn’t come multiple times bc he’s probably more attentive than her matriarch #like I imagine her matriarch being a very selfish lover and she always receives and never gives and shri’iia being so used to that #so when the act 1 forest sex scene comes and astarion performs as he does and he’s very giving and thorough and more focused on her own #pleasure than his shri’iia is like ?? brakes screeching noises in her brain she’s not used to this btw #not to mention she’s already drunk as fuck and trying so very hard to ignore the pain in her chest from oath breaking #so she gets even more confused and she just lets him do what he wants to do #cue the morning after .. ‘you weren’t THAT good’ whatever you’re just saving face 😭#anyway. I like this dialogue path too bc you get an insight on astarion’s pov where he says he was holding back and making his excuse #when he was probably dissociating / feeling disgusted at having to do his routine again #but then it’s all part of his plan so he gotta do it. also that’s what he knows how to do so he has to do it and liking it is a diff matter #but when he says the ‘how dare you’ like it feels more playful so I think that kind of dynamic where they clown on each other is what they #both like. I also think that in the second time they sleep together it’s a bit more playful bc they’re getting that kind of dynamic more #based on the flirting scenes you can get prior the second time he offers to sleep together again #but to me when they overtly flirt / or when they fuck is when the seeds of the romance are planted .. it only develops when they start to #hang out with each other lol. like this whole romance that’s built on deceit and using each other #gets developed bc they actually like being in each other’s company 😭😭 idk that’s so cute to me #and when they’re actually together it’s like. this slowburn where they’re not putting any labels on it #they just hang out with each other for the next couple of hundred years and occasionally get married #multiple times for the attention and gifts lol #actually have more thoughts abt astarion/shri’iia 😭 they’re infesting my mind like mold #shut up about bg3.#bg3 spoilers

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quietwingsinthesky · 4 months

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my self-insert ass would get killed if allowed within five feet of any angel though because im not a winchester and i cant keep my fucking mouth shut

#you put me in the same room as lucifer its gonna be three minutes before the words ‘daddy doesn’t love you so you’re breaking his toys?’#come from my mouth in a mocking tone and then im getting turned into meat chunks.#i do not respect them and my self-preservation comes second to my need to be an asshole to people with daddy issues #dean winchester can get away with saying these things because he’s a main character. i cannot.#if i show up in a trickster episode im gonna fucking end up looking gabriel dead in the eye and asking him if he misses his older brother #so bad he’s gotta torture his vessel! AND IM BEING THROWN!!!! IN A WORMHOLE!!!#i dont think id even have to say anything to michael i think he’d just sense my vibes are off and burn me to death #on the other hand im gonna call raphael a nietzchean trout of an angel and theyre not going to get that reference or know what the fuck that #means and thats why they’ll kill me. stabbing me to death for being annoying #akshfkfjskd selfshipping is OUT. how would your favorite characters resent you for existing and plot your murder is IN

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edandstede · 5 months

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i’m sorry it’s just so wildly funny to be called pathetic by the weirdo who’s spent years pretending to be romani and jewish, tied themselves in knots over whether they were taught yiddish by family or if they never got to learn because said family died, and spent time creating ghoulish holocaust backstories for invented relatives on reddit rather than spending that time going to therapy

#i checked your twitter bro i didn’t lie about my entire heritage for clout #do you not think people deserve to know what the fuck you’re doing this time #which one of us made actual jewish people feel judged?#which one of us is obsessed with pre hays actresses pretending to be other races too?#gotta respect you being upfront with those interests buddy ol pal #i’m just saying your parents (if they’re not dead this week according to your lies) need to give you a stern talkin to #come and collect your fucking child they’re acting up online again #quill to paper #personal #adina/dean aka littlegreenfag

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lunerabo · 8 months

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For one I’m not a child 💀 and I think I have a Idea of who you are talking about it’s @timietate right?

I can not believe I’m EXPLAINING something I made so unbelievably obvious.

Bro you wouldn’t immediately throw that username out there unless you’d gone and harassed her too beforehand. That’s how I know who you are. You are a child, @mommyissueskid, the anon setting doesn’t hide you. Oh, sorry, maybe I should say ‘young teen’ instead so as to tiptoe around that terminology you don’t like.

Also do you fucking have eyes lmaoo?? “You have an idea of who it is” my guy NONE of the descriptors matched her work. Ain’t no damn way your dumb ass looked at her fully colored, fully rendered, highly detailed pieces and then read my reply n went “ah yes. Greyscale ✅ minimal rendering ✅ only one brush used ✅ CLEARLY it must be this artist” good god you are a special kind of stupid I have never before observed in nature.

You also don’t look at my blog for even the split second it takes to notice what you need to before heading straight to the ask box to chew my head off, because if you did you’d know it’s me. That’s my work I’m describing. you need to be studied my dude 💀💀

#you don’t look at people’s blogs. you come here to harass. That’s your motive from the get go #you’re a bully #maybe you’ve come to terms with that maybe you haven’t #but yapping helplessly like a lil chihuahua at people who are OLDER than you is. really strange ngl #like what is it bro are you salty that people older than you exist or like what bro what is it #and even when proof of what you’re doing is shoved directly in your face you still dig ur heels in n go nope nuh uh that’s not me I’m grown #you don’t even want male yn anyway because you come onto blogs that literally make it and harass them for not making it #you just get a kick out of making people feel like shit #what is your deal honestly I gotta know #lune answers

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rosaacicularis · 2 years

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which was more culturally significant, the renaissance or hermitgang

#it all started when grian touched my redstone he played himself like a xylophone set on automatic doc monster is a savage with technical #skills and crazy vocal acrobatics i’m a legend of the nho with etho beef and double o docmc is coming for you seven fold i got rendog and #other firemen to douce the flames that you shoot at this leviathan iskall can try again you think i’m in hiding i’m just biding my time #putting pen to paper coming up with rhymes were the star studded group got together just to crush you once we start something you know were #going to see it through i’m the knight the soldier who brings the fight at first light y’all had to incite so now i gotta indict you’re #guilty of getting murdered with words y’all are outgunned go home nerds hermitgangx16 if you think you can stop the symmetry that’s false #gteam is dialling for help but i’m in ignoring their calls and when their bodies dissolve you know that false’s on a killing spree try to #stop my pvp and perish painfully i’m the queen of hearts heads and body parts your diamond armour can’t compare to my martial arts i’ll #send a poison dart to make you breath your final breath gteams name will be the only thing left caffeinated animated redstone innovator my #behaviour’s crazy can’t phase me impulse is never lazy tango why would you betray now my scope is aiming better run from cover from all the #ghast balls that i be taming without a sound without no hesitation my creations are amazing better watch your step or the gteam will end up #blazing whos the better team there is no controversy but before it’s said and done y’all be begging us for mercy hermitgangx16 x gone give #it to ya i’m gone give it to ya x gone give it to ya what lyrical boxing dropping blows on all my foes and the gteam they’re looking #unclean needing some sunscreen burnt by words this herd of nerds it’s ubsurd how my rhymes got them injured danger danger i got lasers to #cut them up like razors it’s flexing season and i got flavour their weak defenses like trenches and fences that these dense heads are #presenting they’re presenting them alright they’re not very good i could walk over them i could jump over them i could use an ender pearl i #could use my elytra come one gteam geez hermitgangx16 now i’m back and i got some things i wanna say what’s the letter that starts the #alphabet a ladies get it line the diggity be on the way cleo don’t know who she freaking with all the signs say to notify her next of kin #this digitty dog be dropping bombs nothing but hits spit that line again brrr cause the message is i could mumble rap and still be the best #there is hermitgangx16 oh you wanted me to do a verse i’ll have to check with gteam i mean i’ll have to check my schedule to see if i can #see if i’m able to do that sort of thing busy guy lots of things to do oh do averse bananas do a verse bananas i just don’t know if it’s a #good idea for me to a part of this song really #i just typed all of that out from memory im a little bit insane i think

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tanjir0se · 2 months

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What if I committed myself to writing drawing and animating my very own show despite having 0 animation experience and also being bad a drawing because I realized an extremely well known public domain property is actually an issekai and I need a female-lead shonen that fucks incredibly hard like Kill la Kill except if it wasn’t. Like That™

#I can see the opener when I close my eyes #and even if I never do anything with it I must exorcise the art demons #I’ve been rewatching kill la kill and I really regret to inform you all that it is really so fucking good #except WHY did it have to be LIKE THAT #it’s like that onion article : heartbreaking! worst person you know just made a great point !#heartbreaking! most misogynistic anime you’ve ever seen just had an incredibly well animated fight scene that fucked !#anyway if you’re wondering what the property is it’s the nutcracker #the nutcracker is a shojo issekai I am prepared to fight about it #like haven’t you idiots seen the Barbie nutcracker? that but more blood and metaphors about being cannon fodder for a corrupt system #if you guys are wondering if I’m insane the answer is yes absolutely #brb gotta go draw the nutcracker as a sexy white haired anime boy #I’m also certain I’m not the first person to either do this or have this idea #but I don’t care it’s my idea now and I’m rocking w it

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cisphobie · 1 year

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I’m not the type of person to hate on crackheads just for being crackheads but people who act like not wanting to do drugs makes you a prude are annoying as fuck. Like if you wanna go and gamble with your health by taking random ass drugs and take the chances of ODing or some other crazy shit, that’s on you, but don’t act like that shit’s something all LGBT people gotta do.

#Like I wouldn’t snitch on someone just for doing drugs but like cmon #You’re making your life all complicated taking fuckin percs or whatever tf #You gotta tell the doctor all this shit cuz it might fuck with normal medicines #You might be taking a shit ton of fentanyl for all you know CUZ YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHATS IN THERE #And somehow I’m weird for not being addicted to drugs?#Crackheads are so insufferable fr

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wasabi-gumdrop · 2 years

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"Slow burn but they're having sex the whole time" is pretty much your brand at this point

so true 😞🫶🏼 that tweet got a lil too personal but i know what i am 🤧

#fwb to lovers #those are my roots yknow 😭#there’s just something that continues to drive me so insane over it??#like the aspect of knowing this person over a few years and like - actively pushing away certain feelings #because of some reason or another #like it’s just not the right time you’re not with the right person or even in the right place #but then life opens up and suddenly this person who’s just been an adjacent presence in your life #becomes Somebody To You #and you gotta wonder why didn’t see it before when it feels so obvious now???#and then you’re hit by a truck full of feelings and uh feelings ��#and you don’t quite know what to do but maybe you’re a little dumb so you say to this person #‘hey we’re already friends so - wanna take the long scenic route to commitment lmao’#anywaaaay what do i know about all that #neon glory #wasabi rambles #albino pony #ilu Ash 🫶🏼

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