#looks around nervously

[emmetofthestars]

And what if i sa.id;

[ask-the-roommate-au]

me and eclipse are bouta throw hands

cotton candy flavored ice cream is one of my favorites and you can pry it out of my cold dead hands

Then take it. Just keep it away from me.

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

i had a dream that you posted a very long post about how “gabriel huffers” and people who self shipped with gabriel were ruining the fandom and they needed to be stopped, and i went “oh i gotta kill them now”

Why would I do that 😭

Anyways

Who wants to huff Gabriel later *gets shot*

[sunny-starshine]

Might as well post this here too

@t-sockz

[zamulas]

flyers have to produce some offense at some point right. like. that’s just how hockey works. it can’t be a full period full of acting like we’re on the PK

[possuminnit]

is this a safe space to say i still have not read the 3 most popular fics in this fandom

[peachyyjellie]

why does yourube keep recommending i listen to mitski. that’s for sad people, mentally ill people, or gay people

[gmax]

oh people i dont know are reblogging the clover post .....

[crowcryptid]

Why are you me

[pidgefudge]

YOUVE NEVER SEEN CORPSE BRIDE.. CANT BELIEVE THIS....

IM SORRYYYYY ANON I HAVE FAILED YOU

[renaulonso]

that radio from nick cassidy…

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

I randomly get inspired to write weird stuff with Gabriel that I'm usually not even into and a lot of the time I get comments that amount to I'm not into this. Am I? or being surprised they were into it. Gabriel is just randomly inflicting this sort of thing on everyone I suppose

Gabriel Ultrakill has been reclassified as a gateway drug. Please keep an eye out for any suspicious activity.

[kentocidal]

getou could touch my cheek and that would be enough for me to melt into him and start chuffing and purring

[jurrasicworldcc]

Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous Fanfic

Title: [REDACTED]

Setting: Alternate scenario if Sammy died from the venom in “The Long Run”

Warning: Language and intense scenes

I do not own anything!!!

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Yaz held Sammy’s hand as Brooklynn injected the antidote into the cowgirl’s arm. Sammy’s skin was still green and Yaz uttered, “C’mon, Sammy. Wake up. Please wake up. Forget what I said, we’ll always be friends, no matter how far apart we are…It may not be easy or perfect but…Please…I love you…Like love love you…”

But…Sammy didn’t wake up. Brooklynn leaned in closer she didn’t feel Sammy’s heartbeat. The star shuddered and uttered, “We’re too late.”

Ben gasped and then Kenji clenched his head. Darius hugged Brooklynn and Yaz cradled Sammy in her arms. The athlete sobbed in her failure and screamed a blood-curling wail.

The rain boomed and went pouring. Darius and Yaz agreed to bury Sammy somewhere while the others got the supplies for the boat.

At a random part of the jungle, Yaz dug into the burial point for Sammy’s “funeral” and sobbed with the tears still running. She dug some more and then said, “I lost my best friend…and do you know the worst part? I had feelings for her…I had a chance of us being together and a chance at happiness…I blew it because I was scared of what my mom would think and also ruining my friendship!”

She wiped some of her tears and then heard Darius’s laughter. It wasn’t laughter that came from a bad joke about dinosaurs, it was one of a maniacs. Yaz was confused and asked, “Darius…Are you….laughing? How could you laugh at a fucking shitty time like this?!?”

“HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAAHA!!!” Darius finally calmed down. “Because it’s all so damn funny! Of COURSE, you could’ve been together!” He smiled. “Sammy loved you since the day you’ve met her. She even considered that moment where she confessed her whole spy thing “your breakup”. And she was nervous too! She told all of us!!”

Camp Cretaceous - February, 2016

Sammy went to Darius and said, “You’ve gotta help me, Darius! I’m gay for Yaz! She’s strong, smart, fast, and a really great artist! She gives me this strong feeling like if a cow kicked me in the stomach!”

“I…I’m not great at this but if I were you, I would do things for her while her ankle is healing, and she’ll like you.” Darius replied.

Weeks later

“Sorry it didn’t work out, Sammy…” Darius uttered.

“What’s this now?” Brooklynn asked.

“Sammy has feelings for Yaz.”

“Oh, my…GOD!! I have the BEST advice for you! Say, have you ever heard of “Flirting?”

April

“Yaz?” Kenji asked.

“Oh, sorry…” Brooklynn uttered. “She, Darius, and Ben went out for a couple of days looking for more food…Me and Kenji can help you when she comes back.”

“Oh, thanks, Brooklynn.” Sammy said.

May

“Why are confessing feelings so hard?” Sammy asked.

Present Day - June

Yaz shuddered and uttered, “Sammy loved me? You knew all along…She loved me and you…YOU RUINED IT?!?!?!? But why, Darius? You could’ve told me at any time!”

“Simple, she doesn’t deserve you, Yaz.” Darius chuckled.

“Deserve? But I loved her! I’m her Yasmina, and she’s my Sam-“

“SHE IS NOT SAMMY!!!” Darius screamed. “She’s an imposter! A filthy imposter!!”

“What do you mean-?” Yaz suddenly bumped her shovel into something metal sounding.

“Excellent timing…”

Yaz faintly heard the sound of Darius putting something on like a clicking sound but she ignored it and moved the dirt of where she banged her shovel at and then saw what appeared to be Darius’s decaying corpse and screamed. “IMPOSSIBLE!! How can you be Darius unless…”

You’re not Darius… Yaz looked at the other Darius who was now smiling evilly like something from a horror movie that Yaz and her mom watched before. “W-Who…are you?”

“I told you…” Darius then came out of the shade wearing what appeared to be decaying forms of the other camper’s items like Brooklynn’s jacket, Kenji’s watch, Ben’s fanny pack, Sammy’s headband, and also what appeared to be Yaz’s shoe tied to the fanny pack. “I’M YOUR BEST FRIEND!!”

That was the breaking point for Yaz. She laughed insanely and said, “My be-be-be-be-be-No, no, no, no! You’re a fake version of my friend and you’re crazy! I should know! You kept me and Sammy apart, you’ve lied to me, AND YOU’VE LET HER DIE! And now, you need to PAY!!!”

Darius laughed maniacally and then Yaz tackled him and began to strangle him. Darius choked and uttered, “If…you kill me…then you’ll never…URK-meet her…”

“MEET WHO???”

“SAMMY!”

Yaz then stopped and let go of Darius. He chuckled and she said, “You’re LYING! She’s gone and you know it…”

“Not this sack of shit and blood!” Darius kicked Sammy’s body aside. “The REAL Sammy! The one who will love and appreciate you for who you are and never let you go! The Sammy who will Iove you…You can be together…”

“Be together…How?”

“I’m creating a perfect universe and Sammy is in it! I can take you to her!”

“Oh, please! Please take me!”

“Why, of course, I will!”

The Genetics Lab

Darius finally activated his universal portal and Yaz took off her jacket and let her hair down. Darius held out his hand and Yaz took it. The two prepared to step into the portal and Darius asked sadistically, “What lengths will you go to so you can have the perfect life?”

Corrupt Darius Bowman found

Universe Coordinates received

Current Coordinates: UNIVERSE-69

Dimensional Trace initiated

Threat Level High

Universe Protection Protocol Activated



[thehellsystem]

whats your favourite song

...Wrecking Ball by Mother Mother

[operator-pillz]

Anybody else out here having vivid scenes of u brutally dying in ur head or getting injured or is this a me thing