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For the Transformers 40th anniversary, have a collab with studio TRIGGER and Bump of Chicken

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I’m too jumpy to do it myself, but I’ve played through Until Dawn and I’m currently playing The Quarry with my brother at the wheel.

I’ve just gotta say, The guys who made these decided that the awfullest thing a monster can be is Big, Slimy-Looking Pink Thing That Is Shaped Wrong, Pointy, And Moves Too Fast and by god they are RIGHT

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Oh hey I found something else, this was my first shot at making patterns with color in crochet:

I made a BTS Potholder for a friend. Shoulda written down the pattern, but I was too smug about figuring out how to make a trapezoid out of pixel points to think about the future

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I also crochet!

This is mosaic crochet, I had some gradient yarn floating around and gave it a shot

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Baby’s SECOND embroidery:

I like the way the leaves turned out, the pattern kinda left them up to you and so I got to mess around a bit

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Lookit, baby’s first embroidery:

You may be asking yourself, why are the flowers all the way to the left white and the rest are mixed? It’s cuz I botched my French knots so badly that I ran out of the white thread in the kit and had to improvise

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Another cool thing I made! It’s cross-stitch this time:

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You know what I could put on this thing? Crafts! I like crafts. Look at this cool thing I made:

The pattern was from an embroidery kit, I can’t recall the particulars but I’ll see if I can unearth it

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This tag limit makes me think that tumblr wants me to actually write my post up here in the main section instead of piecing my thought process out demented breadcrumb-trail style in the tags. Insanity

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Imagine putting out content for a fandom instead of just obsessively turning media over in your mind every day like you’re polishing a river pebble to give to your one true love

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First Post, this thing says. Like I know what to do with that??? C’mon, tumblr, give me an icebreaker or something. Don’t make me responsible for my own vibes on my very own blog