#miscellaneous

[cheerfulmelancholies]

Wait so does he just sniff the air and know or is he straight up scouring the ground for the little fucker? How does a single ant produce so much smell that a human can pick it up amidst other random, probably stronger scents? Do those ants infected by that one cordyceps fungus have a different smell and can we utilize that to stop the zombie apocalypse?!?!

imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

[roxasboxas]

Did y’all know queue limit is 1000? They don’t let you put more in than that. Wild

[feedtheswamp]

classic bunch

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO IS HE WEARING PANTS

Just in case you've never seen a monkey run …… （a monkey in qianling mountain黔灵山 in china)

[halfelven]

car conversations so good bc of removal of eye contact expectation. let us all learn from this

[descendant-of-truth]

Shipping is fun and all but I swear every single time someone makes a comment, whether as a joke or in a legitimate analysis, about there being "no other explanation" for a pair's interactions, I lose just a bit more of my sanity

Like, no, you guys don't get it. Romance is not about the Amount of devotion, it's about the COLOR. the FLAVOR of it all. a character can be just as devoted to their platonic friend as they are to their romantic partner, and they don't love either of them more, just differently.

But because the majority of people still have it stuck in their minds that romance exists on the highest tier of love, I'm stuck seeing endless takes that boil down to "these two care about each other too much for it to NOT be romantic" as if that's the core determining factor to how literally any of this works

In conclusion: stop telling me that I don't understand the story if I don't interpret the leads as romantic, I am TIRED

[fixing-bad-posts]

cry for the world / go on living this will end / it must be a fire / have hope

[fcthots]

Rules i think you and Jason would have in your relationship:

- there is no jokes about “if I do this for you, you can just sleep with me to pay me back lol.” He does not find it funny at all and will low key lecture you on how sex is never something you owe him.

- you have a safe word for both sex and every day life. It can just mean you’re serious about something or it means for the other person to stop what they’re doing. Either way, if you feel uncomfortable, use it.

- jokes can only go on for a day max. By jokes I mean like if you told him “yeah that singular cabinet has always been painted pink.” After various vigilante incidents, it’s important that he knows what’s real. And if the other person safewords, you HAVE to come clean.

- you can go to bed angry all you want but you will be sleeping in the same bed. At the very very least, in the same room. This came about after you didn’t sleep in bed after a tough fight. Jason woke up alone in a cold sweat after a nightmare where you died. He couldn’t tell what was real and you walked in on him having a panic attack.

- you have a panic code. For instance if he says “mask?” you have to reply “copy” (I have venom on the brain) to confirm you’re ok and vice versa. You cannot intentionally ignore the code. If the person doesn’t respond in a certain time frame, Jason will show up to your location or you will call another bat to go to his.

- you have to at least cc each other on all decisions made in your living space. You wanna change the couch? All good, but let Jason know (he has weapons stashed everywhere).

- if one of you is in a bad mood, you have a code word to relay it to the other person. It doesn’t have to be the other person you’re mad at, but it just lets you say “hey emotions are running high and I want to punch a wall. I’m not going to take a joke well right now.”

- no making fun of the other person crying. There are extenuating circumstances for when you both cry over stupid movies and such, but as a general principle you can only tease about tears in the context of sex.

- speaking of sex, if one of you degrades the other, you have to tell them you didn’t mean it and do aftercare. You cannot just leave or fall asleep. Aftercare is a must.

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

cr 李老师即兴伴奏课Improvisation accompaniment lesson by Mr. Li

[theeroticlover]

Mhmmm !!!

[u-gotta-go-in-the-hole]

@m0d3rnvamp1r3izm 🤨⁉️

fleshing out your ocs sex lives is like worldbuilding to me

[caemidraws]

gang night

[anotherdayinbliss]

Detail of wing of Chrysiridia rhipheus or sunset moth

[aangussca]

Welp, time to prepare for the impending emotional damage this episode will undoubtedly cause (and for me to punt... I mean, "politely escort" Campion Ajax into a cactus garden for hurting Beebs).

Anyway, I'm hyped for this episode and I MAY make a drawing for it when it comes out! :>

Soon-ish™~

[hourly-canaries]