#yoUVE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
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Oh my goddddd
#yoUVE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME#MATCHING TATS???#GAY DOG STARE#endo yamato#chika takiishi#wind breaker manga#wind breaker#wind breaker satoru nii#wbrk#wb#wbk#wind breaker spoilers#wind breaker manga spoilers#wind breaker 152#wb chapter 152
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are allo xiv players, like, okay
#youve gotta be kidding me#not only do they think the rest of the game is somehow psychosexual#but nier. nier. nier. is the exception#yes the nier content in xiv is clear but /oh my god/
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The video glitched and threw the timing off
Currently trying to fix it⏳
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DID I GET FUCKING JURY DUTY???????
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Me, about to convert to Anglicanism: …… Shi-
There is something deeply funny to me about the fact that, of people who pray the rosary (at least in the United States); the Catholics tend to be super conservative, and the Episcopalians/Anglicans tend to be gay.
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Here’s a tip: I am so fucking angry
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SCREAMING SCREAMING YOUVE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
#YOUVE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME#YOUVE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME?#PEARL TO HER OWN TRAP. WAS THATVGRIAN PRESSING BUTTONS. AND NEITHER HE NOR LIZZIE WOULD KNOW ABT IT#GOSH DARNIT JIMMY ITS NOT A RACE TO ZERO#liveblogging#limited life spoilers
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Broke: "Dick Grayson was upset at a new kid taking over his mantle because he doesn't think Jason will be good enough as Robin"
Woke: "Dick is upset at Jason, not because he's suddenly taking over the mantle he created, but because Jason isn't nearly feral enough of a child to drive Bruce insane in Dick's place"
Dick: You wanna be my successor? Go swing from that chandelier right now.
Jason:
Dick: As a matter of fact, I need to see you crawling all over the walls. Make a ruckus, break some furniture
Jason: But Bruce-
Dick: SCREW Bruce. Your job as my new brother is to make his life HELL. Why are you so polite? Why are you so calm? Where's your DRIVE, your PASSION, huh? You may be worthy of the title of Robin, but are you WORTHY of being my disaster brother?
Jason, a little scared: I dont-
Dick, scoffing: The youth these days just don't rebel like they used to.
#Bruce watching Dick take Jason out on a lil hangout day: Im sure everything will be fine :)#Alfred: You have no idea what youve done.#Dick: do you at least have any hobbies#Jason: i read#Dick: (in tears) i got such a BORING brother#[jason coming back as gotham's new uprising crime lord]#dick: see THATS what im talking about FINALLY a worthy successor#dick: remember littlewing when u turn 16 u gotta up the angsty teen performance tenfold just to REALLY make B's life difficult#jason a few years later: *dies in the most horrifying way possible leaving Bruce an anguished depressed mess*#dick: Wow ok I did NOT think he'd outdo me like this#this is how they bonded as brothers :)#this is kinda a continuation on a prev post abt Robin Jason being the polite kid lol#jason todd#dick grayson#nightwing#robin!jason#red hood#bruce wayne#batman#batfamily#batfam#batdad#batkids#batbros#dc#crack#incorrect quotes#fanatical posting
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i think i’m gonna (s)cream and cry from how good this is??? beomgyu and taehyuns 😭😭😭 i feel so attacked rn like seriously i need to go sit down
𝐓𝐎𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐖 𝐗 𝐓𝐎𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 + 𝐂𝐎𝐂𝐊𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆
warning: afab!reader, a little size kink in soobs, taehyun's refers to reader as "girl", a little bulge kink with yeonjun's
yeonjun ; he likes to stay in you after fucking, keeping his dick nice and warm and wet in your cunny while you come down from your highs. he tells you it's because he wants to keep you all filled up with cum, make sure you don't waste a drop. he loves to listen to you mumble about how full you feel and deep he is while he presses sloppy, open-mouthed kisses to the skin of your neck.
"yeah, baby, 'm right here." he says, sticking a hand between your bodies to press against the slight bulge in your tummy. "take me so well, babydoll." and he'd smile against your skin when all you can do is whimper and whine for him. "i know, honey, i know. 'm fillin' you up so good, makin' your brain all fuzzy. that's okay, angel, i can do the thinkin' for you."
soobin ; he loves it. he thinks it's so sweet when you bring it up to him, he loves the feeling of being close to you, getting to hold you and be inside you and have that comfort. he's the type to lay down and have you lay down on top of him, your head resting on his chest or in his neck, his hands running up and down your back, pulling you closer, always closer. and he loves when you fall asleep on him, he loves that he can provide that safety and comfort for you.
"getting sleepy, love?" he'd ask when he notices your breathing getting deeper and your blinks becoming slower. he'd bring one hand to your head, petting your hair and smoothing it away from your faze so he could see you better, smiling to himself when you nod against him, mumbling something about him being comfy. "it's alright, honey, you can take a nap, i've got you."
beomgyu ; he's the type to get mean with it. he likes to keep you all warm and wet on his lap so he can fuck up into you whenever he wants, one hand on your waist, the other cupping your breast, squeezing the flesh and laughing at the way you arch into his touch. he loves when you get so desperate you start begging for him, telling him how much you need him.
"jus' lemme finish this round, honey." he'd say, eyes locked on the computer screen in front of him. and he'd give you this aggravated look when you don't listen to him, like he's disappointed in you, bringing a hand down to land a harsh slap against your ass. "don't be a brat. i'll take care of you in a minute, pretty."
taehyun ; he likes to use it as a punishment. he likes making you wait and beg for him when you get all needy, his strong arms keeping you still in his lap while he works on something. he thinks you're just the cutest thing when you look up at him all glassy-eyed, asking him why he's being so mean <3
"i thought this was what you wanted, sweetheart." he'd coo, almost condescendingly, his thumb rubbing soothing circles into the skin of your waist. "y'said you wanted my dick, you've got it. you're not being ungrateful, are you?" and the way he says it makes you shiver in his lap, making him smile to himself and run his hand over your back. "jus' keep being good for me, sweet girl, i'll take care of you later."
kai ; he really tries his best with it, especially when you told him about how intimate and romantic it can be, but he just gets so impatient. his hands would grip your waist tightly, almost subconsciously grinding you down onto him, his hips moving almost imperceptibly under you. and when you call him out on it, he just blushes, but makes no move to stop.
"'m sorry, honey, i really tried." he groaned into your neck, his breath hot and wet against the skin. his big hands held onto your waist, fingertips pressing little bruises into your sensitive skin, making you whine. "promise i'll do better next time, jus' lemme cum, please."
#using it as punishment???#using it to TEASE????#YOUVE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME#also huenings was so fucking hot???#him being so desperate and needy… seriously a fav#oh i loved this btw#[ღ]— fic recs#tomorrow x together reactions#txt reactions#tomorrow x together imagines#txt imagines#tomorrow x together headcanons#txt headcanons#tomorrow x together smut#txt smut
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happy "our marriage is never gonna recover from this" day
#this is why you share your plan with 1 (one) other person; kids. otherwise you end up embarrassing yourself in front of the people#you were trying to impress (and the man youve fallen head over heels for)#nyxtalks#ofmd#our flag means death#izzy hands#israel hands#ed teach#edward teach#blackbeard#september 1st#s01e04#Discomfort in a Married State#gif#i didnt get the colour grading quite how i wanted it but i had fun tweaking them! its all learning; baybeee#im having fun! hopefully new laptop will have the power to let me control more things. maybe#(or maybe thats just skill issues ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)#yall gotta be nice to me ok im still figuring things out#also like. as i said earlier. i knowwww this scenes been giffed to shit. but also not so many with the leap year note! so.#i learnt that 1717 was NOT a leap year in the process of making this. djenks i feel betrayed & lied to#did YOU remember we had a february 29th this year? because i sure didnt. i squandered her
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anyone else feel the need to blow themwelves up badly. ha ha ga ha ha ab aba ga hahga ga ha ha ha
#HARUSONO SHOU WHEN I GET YOU#WHEN IIIIII GET YOU#head in my hands youve gotta be KIDDING ME#weeping crying throwing up blowing up#one billion explosions#what am i supposed to do eith myself#BY THE WAY THATS PREV PRES OFF TO THE SIDE#OFF FUCKING SCREEN#BECAUSE HARUSONO SHOU IS BOTH THE GOD AND THE DEVIL#gripping my head hard enough for blood to come out#sasaki to miyano#hanzawa masato#tashiro gonzaburou#prev pres#hanzawa to tashiro#<-I GUESS#hanzashiro#<- I GUEEESSSS#sighs heavily. what the hell man#sunnfish.txt#sunnfish.hzsr
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I fully believe we haven't seen mk truly lose it on anyone yet--no not even when he fought azure or the curse--mk has always had control over what he's doing outside of accidental fumbles when hes first learning how to use his powers and I'd say he's almost more deadly when he's angry because so far being mad hasn't made him crazy or wild or out of control so far as I've observed being mad has only made him more focused
#knox rambles#monkie kid#lego monkie kid#mk monkie kid#IM JUST THINKING#angry mk? actually i think he knows exactly what hes doing he actively chooses to do what he does when hes mad#catch him upset or depressed then thats different#but mk angry? im convinced he could unleash his full power on someone and that flower in the ground next to them will remain untouched#who knows s 5 could prove me wrong but mk has some WILD control over himself when hes descructive on purpose it is pointed and controled#okay anyway i gotta hydrate GO HYDRATE#RHY I KNOW YOUVE SAID SOMETHING LIKE THIS BEFORE I JUST WANTED TO ADD THE FOCUS THING#SOMETHUNG ABOUT MKS ANGER MAKING HIM SHARPER
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the TEENY tiny lil hat on boggy 🥺🥺🥺🥺
#youve gotta be kidding me this is the best thing ever#dimension 20#d20#fantasy high#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#fhjy spoilers#adaine abernant#boggy the froggy
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scarlet and durian isopod pngs?
#youve gotta be kidding me i wish i had scarlet isopods now wtf#png#transparent#request#animals#bug#bugs#insect#insects
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