Oliver: I knew you two couldn’t stay mad at each other.
Dick: Oh yeah. We’re closer than ever.
*Dick and Roy hold up their hands and they are both handcuffed together*
Bruce: You wanna tell me how this happened?
Roy: Well, Wally thought-
Bruce: Oh man, I wish that boy would stop doing that.
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Idk if your avoiding spoilers or not but when I saw Sam's winter glow up I immediately got excited to see your reaction to it
Hahahah nope not avoiding any spoilers. I am living vicariously through people playing because the update is not available for the ipad yet. 😭😭😭
Samson Samsonite Sammy Sam Sam boi. Looking saur baby gorl 💅 with his lil beanie. I'm mostly surprised he was able to fit all that hair underneath his hat hahaha. Also can't help it but also draw his other 2/3s.
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"The Wayne's have such perfect smiles!"
Well, duh
The smiles are fake af, obviously! Not only in the way of them faking or forcing the smiles, no. Do you really think you can keep your entire set of teeth in this job? Nah ah. For the time Dick becomes Nightwing he only have like 11 real natural thoots in his mouth.
Jason probably lost like 5 tooths before he even became Robin. All of the batfam has fake theets!
Let's imagine Superman can use his vision through the cowl and uses his x-ray vision on Batman. And oh, isn't he surprised to find he only has like- 15 (or even less) real thooths and the others are expensive fake ones. And he's just like-
Superman: Batman, why does most of your teeth are fake?
Flash: what? Oh, rigth. Sups, we don't take punchs like you do. We actually lose a tooth if we get punched in the damn face.
Superman: I know, I know! But I mean, why do you replace them with hyper realistic white ones?
Green lantern: aren't those like too expensive? I didn't knew the league covers a dental insurance... I would have fixed my theet ages ago.
Green Arrow: yeah... the league doesn't covers that, sorry pal. But that leads to another question; why does Batman needs to have a full set of perfect theets?
Batman: (can't tell them that he needs his full set of teeth cuz he is Brucie Wayne the pretty boy who obviously can't lose his winning smile! It's part of the brand by this point) Hmm.
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I have this hc that Bruce, although the genius and all, is not very good with names. He knows too many people and doesn't care that much. And when he starts giving the wrong name to someone ; either it's a temporary glitch in his brain, or that's their officially new one in his compartmentalized mind.
Bruce : I can't get a hold of Flash. I need him urgently. Have you seen Marty recently ?
Dick : Wally. And no, I haven't.
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Bruce, putting a comforting hand on her shoulder : I promise you, everything's going to be fine, Sylvia. You just need to follow the plan.
Stephanie : I know, I'm ready to-- Wait, who ?
--
Bruce : That's enough, Bill ! The threat is on us right now and if you don't get this done--
Oliver : Oliver, Bruce. O-LI-VER. We've literally known each other for decades, you little shit !
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Batman : This isn't funny, Amir. In the League, we won't tolerate this kind of--
Booster : Oh... Uhm, actually it's Michael.
Batman : I wasn't finished. So, now, you go ahead and reflect. I don't want you around here for today. We need the team sharp and focused. Lives are at stake. Can you understand that, Amir ?
Booster : I--
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Bruce, getting back in the cave, taking his cowl off : I saw Ronny out there. He asked why you weren't answering his texts.
Jason: Ronny... Who the fuck's Ronny ?
Dick, who knows who Ronny is because Bruce has been calling him that since their Teen Titans days : Roy. He means Roy.
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If I had a nickel for every musical about a group of six that compete in song form, each getting their own song, to be the winner only to find out at the end that not everyone get to win/not one wins and that okay, I’d I’ve two nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s Wierd that it’s happened twice
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