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So I took him underneath my wing, And that is where he stayed, Until one day...
Melanie La Barrie as Hermes, Dylan Wood as Orpheus, Hadestown West End 2025: @callmelasagna’s master
#this scene from their last show 😭#hadestown#melanie la barrie#dylan wood#usermaya#c: lasagna#hermes#Orpheus#musicaltheatreedit#musicalgifs#Musicals#west end#westendedit#hadestownedit#Theatreedit#hasthecityrearrangedgifs#musical theatre#Hadestown west end
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#columbo#season 1#ransom for a dead man#mrs c would never#she would offer the kidnappers a tray of lasagna to get on their good side#she leaves it in a drop site and when they eat it they're so impressed they start plotting to kidnap her too#ransoms is hard work
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Lover, what have you become? Coal cars and oil drums, warehouse walls and factory floors, I don't know you anymore.
#broadwayedit#musicaltheatreedit#musicalgifs#hadestownedit#hadestown#hadestown the musical#hadestown broadway#hades#persephone#patrick page#jewelle blackman#mine#*g#(c) lasagna
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30TH JULY 2024 ONE YEAR SINCE NEWSIES LONDON CLOSED
#i spent two days on these and cried more than once please be nice#newsies#uksies#jack kelly#katherine plumber#javid#jatherine#(c) lasagna#my gifs
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。゚•┈꒰ა ♡ Understudy Spotlight ! ♡ ໒꒱┈• 。゚
Bella Brown (She / Her) as Eurydice in Hadestown at the Lyric Theatre
🎥 : @callmelasagna
Got a request or idea for a future spotlight? Send it to my ask box! Click for better quality if you’re on phone </3
Other Understudy Spotlights Here!
#musical theatre#my gifs#requests are open#gif set#gifset#Eurydice#Bella Brown#Hadestown#Wow something that isn’t StEx!#Wow me posting on Tumblr!#It must be a miracle!#(c) callmelasagna / lasagna#understudy spotlight
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me: I want Joost Klein
mom: we have Joost Klein at home
Joost Klein at home:

#Joost Klein#Baby Lasagna#Käärijä#eurodab#I was not looking for this video but it’s from a non-official source so I clicked on it#not tagging with the event’s name b/c they seem to consider all talk to be good talk & I’m trying to keep that to a minimum#this is cringe & I do not like it#eye strain#mothers mention
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im so fucking hungry i could eat a brick and be satisfied at this point
#i gotta get food from the store tho#makin vegetarian lasagna tonight cant wait cant wait cant wait#94 thoughts#ill answer asks while its cookin!! so ill c u silly guys soon#:3c
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feast we made orz icant finish myplate so much but sooo ummy..
#lasagna n stuffing n mushroom gravy n vinaigrette salad n brussel sprouts n pierogis n buns n wine.. aaua#all homemade cept pierogis n wine hehe#bc tbh could never make pierogis as good as da babas#nd my baba never taught me how >:c
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Garlic,
#QUOTE#DAY 3#Cook Lasagna noodles and layer in pan; first#meat sauce; second#noodles; third#cottage Cheese 12 cloves garlic#finely chopped 6 C
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#c#currently crouched in front of my toilet#vomitting#listening to lasagna by the knife!!!!#just cute girl things!!!!!
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You could use a little pick-me-up
Melanie La Barrie as Hermes, Rachel Tucker as Persephone, West End 2025: @callmelasagna’s master
#Love how you can see Rachel’s lipstick on her hand after the first kiss#Wake up babe new ship just dropped#Can’t stop thinking about about this#Hadestown#Melanie la barrie#rachel tucker#usermaya.#c: lasagna#musicaltheatreedit#musicalgifs#westendedit#Hadestownedit#musical theatre#Theatreedit#wlwedit#persephone#wlwgifs#hasthecityrearrangedgifs#Musicals#Hadestown west end
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JUST TALK . . 📞



𝓔𝗦𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗧𝒾𝗔𝗟𝗟𝗬────── getting eaten out by your boyfriend, while talking to your friend.
◜ᯅ◝ 【 𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐑𝑖𝐎 】 bf! lhs x gf! reader + smut nsfw 𝟐𝟐𝟐 && oral! (fem receiving) heeseung doesn’t care one bit⟢ cl𝓲ck4𝗣𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗘
爱 : don’t exactly know where this idea originated from … just know it came to my head and i had to do it ^_^
you’re on speaker, talking with your best friend mika. your back rested against the cool sheets of your bed—legs spread wide while heeseung lays in between them, eating you out like a starved man.
his tongue licks slowly, savoring your flavors. the sensation was too fucking good to be happening right now. your friend had an idea of going on a double date, just you two and your boyfriend’s. however, she had difficulties picking what restaurant you’d go to—considering there was so many good ones in the area.
“how about italian?” mika speaks a little louder. “jihoon is obsessed with that place. plus remember how the wine glasses were shaped weirdly?”
you choke, forcing a laugh. “yeah, b-boob glasses… is what we called them.”
heeseung smirks, his eyes flicking up as his tongue flicks against your wet cunt. the tip circles along your folds, making your eyes roll back in pleasure. your thighs tremble, you can barely focus.
“are you okay?” mika asks concerned. “you sound kinda off.”
“i’m fine!” you say, a little too fast. you press your hand over your mouth, as heeseung flattens his tongue—sucking on your clit.
your phone slips a bit from your hand, the sound of your friend ranting about lasagna filling muffled by the sheets. you moan softly, not loud enough for your friend to hear.
“don’t lose focus now, pretty girl.” heeseung murmurs, warm glossy lips brushing against your inner thigh. “gotta pick a restaurant right? gotta be a good girlfriend.”
“you’re not helping hee.” you hiss through your teeth, while continuing to sound interested.
heeseung grins, dragging two fingers up your slit—slipping one inside to make your breath hitch. “i am helping. i’m helping you relax. you always sound so tense on the phone.”
you try to speak up, the feeling of his fingers in your clit causing your words to stay stuck within your throat.
“italian is fine.” you mumble, breathlessly. “just not the tiny tables. heeseung’s got long legs.”
heeseung chuckles again, sending heat down your body. he presses his fingers against your clit again, twisting slightly. your face twists with emotions, leaving heeseung grinning.
“i miss you so much y/n… let’s plan this asap. how about next weekend.”
“great!” you shutter out. “c-can’t wait for next weekend.”
“perfect. i’ll text you all the options. let me know which ones you and heeseung like.” mika says, before saying goodbye and hanging up.
you barely register the phone call ending, you toss your phone aside. one hand gripping at the bedsheets—the other gripping heeseung’s hair. you lose grip of his hair, grabbing heeseung by the shirt and pulling him up for a kiss.
“next time.” you whisper against his lips. “i’m answering facetime.”
heeseung grins, cock hard again. “then i better eat you nicer so you look more prettier.”
# angel ★ dust!#enhypen#enhypen x fem reader#enhypen x female reader#enhypen x y/n#enhypen x you#enhypen x reader#enhypen heeseung#lee heeseung hard thoughts#lee heeseung x fem reader#lee heeseung x female reader#lee heeseung x you#lee heeseung hard hours#lee heeseung x y/n#lee heeseung x reader#heeseung x female reader#heeseung x you#lee heeseung smut#heeseung x reader#heeseung smut#lee heeseung#heeseung#enhypen hard headcanons#enha hard thoughts#enha hard hours#enhypen hard thoughts#enhypen hard hours#enhypen hyung line#enha#enha hyung line
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You, the one I left behind, if you ever walk this way, come and find me lying in the bed I made.
#broadwayedit#musicaltheatreedit#musicalgifs#hadestowngifs#hadestown#hadestown the musical#hadestown broadway#eurydice#eva noblezada#mine#*g#(c) lasagna
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Before you started dating Seungcheol, you had been best friends with him for all of your life. Simultaneously, Seungcheol has been best friends with Jeonghan - whom you despise. He has been your rival since first grade and not just in terms of Seungcheol’s friendship but everything else too. Academics, sports, and now the attention of one very special professor who could open every door you ever wished to open…
Pairing: Seungcheol x Fem!Reader x Jeonghan Genre: Smut, Comedy, established relationship, enemies/rivals to lovers, academic rivals, Warnings: Mentions of food, Jeonghan and reader are mean to each other (lol), pet names (sweetheart, darling, princess), poly themes Smut Warnings: Car sex, unprotected sex, semi-public sex, creampie, manhandling, degradation (usage of the word: slut) Word Count: 7.2k Rating: Mature/Explicit A/N: Hello, hello! This one goes out to @svtiddiess! I am your secret valentine, hehe. I hope you like it!! Had so much fun writing this so thank you for hosting this fun collab @ddeonghwa-s, you were amazing at organizing it <3 Also big shoutouts to my beta readers: @c-oupsie, @chanranghaeys & @gyubakeries, I loved all of your comments and input, thank you so much! and of course, once again big thanks to @aaagustd for the absolute masterpiece of a banner!
The cake smashing into your face was vanilla-flavoured. Most of it dropped to the floor two seconds after hitting you, but there was still a good amount of cream left all over your face.
How wonderful.
More cakes were flying around the room, joined by other types of food and you moved aside to shove the remaining dessert off your face, knowing exactly who had thrown it at you and started this whole thing.
Yoon fucking Jeonghan.
He stood a few meters away from you, a smug grin on his face as not even a single piece of food was on him. It looked like a shot in a music video; so many different dishes flying above and behind him, cupcakes and hors d'oeuvres, and even a whole lasagna. Somehow, none were aimed at him and none missed their target.
Shaking with rage, you looked to your side and found a perfectly fine-looking dish of tiramisu standing on the table. You grinned as you picked it up.
Jeonghan watched the tiramisu fly. He wasn’t quick enough to move out of the way as it landed right where you had aimed—his annoyingly pretty face.
“What on earth is going on?!” Seungcheol’s voice disrupted the moment and you were snapped out of the trance you’ve been in. Instead, it made room for the bitter reality of about 30 students throwing around and wasting perfectly fine food.
The towel in your lap was full of vanilla cream and felt extremely heavy - just like the rest of you. Seungcheol was pacing back and forth, his arms crossed and one hand resting on his chin. He looked troubled, he was troubled, and for good reason. His best friend and his girlfriend had once again proven themselves as nutcases.
“Just—” you started, but one look from him and you shut your mouth, pressing your lips together tightly. Your eyes quickly shot to Jeonghan sitting on the other side of the small office with a bored expression on his face.
Oh, great. Your relationship was crumbling and he was bored!
“So, let me get this straight.” Seungcheol finally began speaking and your eyes darted back to him.
“I leave the reception for my graduation for five minutes and you two start a food fight?”
“He started it!”
“You made me!”
“Oh my god!” Seungcheol threw his hands in the air. “Frankly, I don’t care who started this. All I care about is that I needed the two of you to behave like human beings around each other just for one evening. I just wanted to take my girlfriend out for this special occasion and have my best friend join us without any drama. Just once!”
His eyes were burning on your skin and you couldn’t help but lower your gaze, feeling your cheeks heat up from shame. He was right.
“Look, Cheol, I love you and all, but did you really think this was gonna work?” Jeonghan sighed, getting up from his chair and throwing the used towel on top of it, “She infuriates me just by existing.”
What a fucking douche.
Seungcheol took a deep breath.
“Jeonghan. You’re my best friend, you know that. But she’s my girlfriend and I truly do not give a fuck about any past rivalries. I just…god, I just need you two to act like adults. If not for the sake of each other then at least for the sake of me!”
The scoff Jeonghan let out made your blood boil. You knew Seungcheol was right and the fact that Jeonghan was so blatantly ignoring that…
You stood up as well, stalking over to the two men.
“I’m sorry, Cheol. You’re right. This wasn’t okay, we shouldn’t have started a food fight.”
Carefully, you tried to reach for his hand, but he hesitated, his pretty eyes not yet convinced.
“The two of you have to get over this grudge, or whatever the fuck is going on between you two. I don’t care if you do it by talking it out or fucking it out, but please. Just get it done.”
He turned around then, walking out of the room and slamming the door behind him.
It was silent for a while, just you and Jeonghan staring at the door with your jaws dropped and your cheeks hot. Did Seungcheol just—did he really say that? Something you couldn’t really describe began to form in your stomach, something like an ache mixed with need, and you began to shift from one foot to the other, not daring to look at Jeonghan.
Only when the man left in the room began to speak, did you let yourself gaze upon him.
“Did he really just suggest we fuck it out?” He asked, his head slowly turning to face you.
“Yup.” You nodded.
“Does he—? Do you—does that like, ever happen?” He continued, scratching the back of his neck.
“What? That I fuck someone I hate?” Your eyebrows rose and Jeonghan rolled his eyes.
“No, dumbass, that you fuck other people, period.”
“I don’t think that’s any of your concern.” Fiercely, you turned back around and walked over to the chair you sat on earlier, grabbing your purse.
“My best friend just offered me to fuck his girlfriend, I think it does concern me.”
Throwing your purse over your shoulder, you let out a scoff.
“Don’t be silly, Jeonghan,” you moved back to him, your eyes meeting his with a small smirk on your lips, “we both know you can’t handle me.”
Jeonghan’s mouth dropped once more, watching you, the girl he despised more than anything, walk out of the room and leave him with absolutely nothing to say.
Two weeks later, Seungcheol had finally gotten over the whole ordeal at his graduation reception. No one had really figured out who had started the food fight, so a punishment for the students had fallen through. Instead, cleaning personnel had been called in to get rid of the mess in the Eisenhower ballroom. Perks of attending a private university.
Getting your usual vanilla matcha latte from the small coffee shop inside the economics building, you listened to your best friend Seungkwan’s story about this guy he met at a club who just so happened to become the best one-night stand of his life.
“You don’t understand,” he said, “I need to see him again or I will die!”
Chuckling, you thanked the barista handing you your drinks.
“I doubt you’ll die, Kwan.”
He sighed.
“No, I will, I swear. How can I go on like this? Knowing I’ll never get dicked down that good again?”
“You didn’t get his insta or something?” Pushing open the door, you were greeted by the mild air of spring.
“No! That’s the issue, he doesn’t do two-night stands. He literally just fucks once and dips.”
You clicked your tongue.
“Sorry to hear that. Oh, did I tell you I finally heard back from Professor Jones?”
Professor William Percival Jones was the professor for international management. No one had ever come close to his level of expertise in the last twenty years. It was every student’s dream to be accepted into his internship program which only held one spot every semester. And while this term was almost over, the spot for the next had suddenly been posted again, so of course you had to apply!
Seungkwan didn’t seem too happy about the change of topic but he allowed it considering how important the whole Professor Jones topic was to you.
“And?” He asked, taking a sip from his white chocolate mocha.
“I’m in the next round!” You grinned widely, remembering the e-mail you got just last night. You had celebrated with Seungcheol—dinner, a movie, and you on all fours getting what you deserve.
“Congrats, bestie!” Seungkwan gave you a side hug, smiling at you, “You deserve it. Do you know who else is in the run?”
You shook your head. “Not yet. Gonna find out later this afternoon for the interview prep. But I’m not too worried about competition. How good can they be?”
Yoon fucking Jeonghan was the one to greet you when you walked into the interview prep room at 4pm sharp. Of fucking course.
“Oh, Y/N, fancy seeing you here,” his smirk told you well enough he already knew you were coming.
“You’ve got to be kidding me,” you mumbled as you sat down on the chair next to him. There was no one else here besides the two of you.
“We’re the only two people who made it to round two,” Jeonghan explained, crossing his legs, “didn’t Cheol tell you?”
Cheol knew?! It was by pure self-restraint you didn’t jump Jeonghan and strangle him.
“I fear he forgot with all the sex he got last night,” you put on your most innocent smile, “How’s that going for you by the way?”
Jeonghan didn’t even seem fazed by your words. He just looked at you with yet another one of his bored expressions.
“How cute of you to think I don’t get to fuck whomever I like.”
Something about the way he said those words…they brought back that feeling from two weeks ago, when Seungcheol had asked you two to fuck it out if necessary. Clearing your throat, you averted your gaze, hating yourself for the way your cheeks began to heat up.
Thankfully, Jeonghan didn’t get to say anything else when the door opened and Professor Jones’ current intern walked in. You thought to remember his name being Vernon. He stalked over to the desk at the front, basically throwing his bag onto it.
“Congrats, you two are the finalists for the internship position,” he said, his sheer lack of enthusiasm almost comical.
He leaned against the desk now, a stack of papers in his hands. You watched him with slightly raised brows, wondering how on earth he got this job when he, judging from what you’re seeing right now, doesn’t even want to be here.
“The interview process won’t be as lengthy as it usually is, considering it’s already for next term. Please don’t ask me why Professor Jones isn’t just asking the intern for the term after to take over, it truly is beyond me. Anyway, it will still be hard and time-consuming. Normally, it would be at least one month of tasks you need to hand in, research, as well as possible curriculum changes. Anything innovative, basically.”
Vernon returned to you and Jeonghan, giving both of you half of the stack of papers he’d been holding.
“This file is basically your timetable as well as your tasks for the next two weeks. I hope you don’t have any other deadlines left this term or you’re, how should I say this, fucked.” He presented you with something like a pained smile. You felt the strange need to pat his head.
“Is that all?” Jeonghan asked, still that god-forsaken bored tone in his voice. Vernon shook his head, walking back over to the desk.
“Nope. Still got a surprise up my sleeve,” he turned around and opened his bag, pulling out yet another little stack of papers. Jesus, couldn’t they have e-mailed? What about the trees?
“Surprise quiz, woohoo.”
His woohoo sounded as dry as leaves in summer.
“Are you serious?” Jeonghan snorted, “A quiz?”
“Yup. To evaluate your knowledge on all things international management.”
Vernon handed out the two pages each (with the backs also containing questions) to the two of you and checked his watch.
“You have forty-five minutes. Good luck.”
It was worse enough being in almost every class with Jeonghan, but having to be in the same interview process was definitely going to take the cake. It had barely even started and it already felt like a competition—who was gonna finish the quiz first and who was going to do better?
Time seemed to fly by; answering all the questions to your best ability while checking on how far Jeonghan was, or at least estimating, considering he wasn’t close enough for you to get a good look at his paper.
“Five minutes left,” Vernon said then, sitting comfortably at the desk, his legs on top of it. He had been scrolling through his phone the whole time, once again making you question how on earth he had gotten this job. Had he really been through this same process? Seemed highly unlikely, if you were honest.
Quickly, you checked your answers again to see if you really hadn’t missed anything in terms of spelling, grammar, or content.
Just as you were about to get up, Jeonghan one-upped you and handed in his finished quiz to Vernon with one swift motion. Fuck those gorgeous long legs.
Grinding your teeth, you got up as well, giving Vernon your quiz approximately two seconds after Jeonghan. You tried to ignore the gloating look on his handsome face.
“Great. You’re dismissed then. I’ll email you about the results sometime tomorrow.”
How specific. Without saying goodbye, you grabbed your bag from the floor next to your desk, beginning to walk out and groaning when Jeonghan suddenly appeared right next to you.
“And once again I beat you. Doesn’t it get tiresome to always lose against me, sweetheart?”
Pure red anger made its way through your system.
“Doesn’t it get tiresome to always be an asshole, sweetheart?”
Jeonghan laughed raspily and for whatever reason you felt it right there in the lower part of your stomach. “Oh, darling. Assholes make it the furthest in life, haven’t you heard? They also finish quizzes first and leave pretty little things like you behind.”
Pretty little things?!
The two of you had barely made it out of the classroom when you swirled around to face him, your eyebrows knitted together and clear anger displayed on your face.
“Never would have guessed you’re proud of finishing first, Yoon,” you smiled, “but looking at you, I’m not surprised you are.”
He was in your space before you could blink.
“Believe me, princess, this quiz and the finish line would be the only things I’d finish first. In any other situation and especially in the one you’re thinking of right now, I would make sure to be the last to finish. I’d make sure you finish first, quicker and better than anyone else before."
Oh.
What?
Jeonghan’s lips were right by your ear and his hands found their place on the small of your back, and it was embarrassing how much this turned you on.
“You—You’re disgusting,” you somehow stuttered out and Jeonghan smirked again, parting from you and meeting his gaze with yours.
“Sure I am, Y/N. But so are you, isn’t that right?”
God, if only he would take those damn hands off your body and go far, far away. And if only you could speak, open your mouth, and say anything, really, anything at all! But it was like he had caught you in a trap, made you forget all your words and thoughts and replaced them with want.
“I love to see that I still have an effect on you, darling.” His face was so slapable right now. Smirk and arrogance and hotness that made you wanna scream.
“Are you turned on right now, hm? Wish for me to touch you? Maybe do what Seungcheol asked of us?” His breath on your face was almost enough for you to snap and just give in. But this urge was foreign. Foreign because it never made it past the wet dreams you immediately suppressed once you woke up. Never in a million years were you going to let him win, never would you ever let him know he did in fact have this effect on you, even now, even when you were with Seungcheol.
“Fuck off.” Finally, you managed to push him away. It wasn’t exactly with grace how you ran away from him, leaving him behind with the smirk never leaving his lips and the heat never leaving your body.
The heat hadn’t left you even an hour later when you found yourself in the backseat of Seungcheol’s car, his cock straining against his jeans and your thigh.
“Fuck, baby, what got you so worked up?” Cheol groaned when you bit his earlobe and shoved his jeans down finally.
“Stop talking, just fuck me, please.”
Your lips met his again and Cheol was happy to oblige. His huge hands grabbed your hips and pushed you further back, easily slipping between your thighs. He was bare now except for his briefs and he placed his bulge right between your drenched lips. The friction caused you to moan and gush another wave of slick into your panties.
Your boyfriend moved to shove his fingers beneath the fabric, swearing when he felt just how wet you were. Still obeying you, he didn’t say anything and instead pressed two of his fingers into you. You arched your back, your fingers finding the back of his neck.
“God, yes.”
He began to thrust into you with his fingers, lips finding yours once more as he shoves his tongue into your mouth. You happily accepted him, your own tongue beginning a fiery dance with his, all thoughts of Jeonghan slowly ebbing away.
Just that when you thought about how they were ebbing away…his words suddenly came right back to you.
“Are you turned on right now, hm? Wish for me to touch you? Maybe do what Seungcheol asked of us?”
Shit, he was so hot. So hot and infuriating and, fuck, Seungcheol just hit your sweet spot perfectly. You whimpered, nails digging into his skin and he chuckled lowly against your lips.
“Need your cock, please, please, please.”
Your desperation was out of the roof and Seungcheol felt himself twitch in his briefs, shoving them down the next second. His cock sprung free, angry and red at the tip with drops of precum inviting you to take it into your mouth. But there was no time, no, you needed to get this out of your system now.
You moved your fingers down, shoving your panties down your legs.
“God, so eager, my love,” Seungcheol smirked, jerking his cock off as he watched you.
“Yeah, need you now, Cheolie, please.” You panted, and when he finally lined up his tip with your core, it almost felt like an ascension to you.
As he pushed his whole length into you, Cheol wondered how it could feel this good every fucking time. Your pussy gripped him right away, sucked him in, made him feel like no other ever had. You were perfect for him, that was for sure.
When he thrusted for the first time, you moaned his name loudly, which only spurred him on. His hands grabbed your hips and your legs found their way around his back, his hips now beginning to move at a relentless pace. If you wanted to be fucked, oh he would gladly fulfill that want.
There were going to be marks left on his back, you were sure of it. Your nails dragged along his smooth skin as he fucked you, the windows slowly but surely beginning to fog up.
“Yes, fuck, just like that!” You cried out when he hit that sensitive part within you perfectly. He groaned and nodded, trying his best to continue fucking you just like that.
“You like that, hm? Getting fucked in the university parking lot? Couldn’t even wait ‘til we got home, my little slut?”
“N-no! Couldn’t wait, needed your cock right now, Cheolie!”
You said his name and had his cock inside of you, and while you loved him and the way he fucked you—right now, you weren’t really thinking about him. It was horrible and wrong, but you couldn’t help but wonder about Jeonghan and his words. He had said he’d be able to make you come better and quicker than anyone else. Was that true? Could he fuck you better than Seungcheol did right now? Hold you down the way Seungcheol was, drag his cock along your walls at the same speed and with the same delicious force?
“Fuck, you’re so tight and wet, baby, gonna make me cum,” Seungcheol moved forward, his hands now next to your head as he buried his face in the crook of your neck, moaning and groaning at the way you felt around him.
Would Jeonghan sound like that? Desperate and breathless as he fucked you? The image of Jeonghan on top of you filled your mind and made your breath hitch, your pussy squeezing hard around Seungcheol and bringing him over the edge, his cock twitching as he thrusted once, twice, and finally emptying inside of you. Ropes of white painted your insides, leaving you hot and wanting more. Thankfully, Cheol didn’t stop, no, he picked up the pace once more and finally, with the thought of Jeonghan cumming inside of you, you felt your orgasm rush over you, a high-pitched moan accompanying your high.
Cheol collapsed on top of you, both of your chests heaving.
Then, after some silence, Cheol slowly raised his head.
“Did you… just say Jeonghan’s name?”
The first task on your and Jeonghan’s list was easy enough: prepare a presentation on a specific topic and present it in front of Professor Jones, Vernon, and your competitor. Professor Jones had picked out topics for the two of you which made the whole ordeal even easier. No research of your own for a perfect topic, just good old finding information on the web and in the library.
The distraction was welcome, especially after that horrific incident in Seungcheol’s car where you had, well, done what you did. The thing about it that irked you the most was that Seungcheol wasn’t even mad at you. No, he had laughed at you. Laughed for days. He had even brought it up the next time you had sex, asking if you wished Jeonghan was here to see how good you were behaving for him. Like, hello? How could he do this to you!
(It didn’t matter at all that you had cried out a yes and begged Seungcheol to let Jeonghan watch you get fucked. No, that wasn’t important at all!)
You threw yourself into work for three days straight, the fourth being the day of the presentation. And it all went perfectly, smoothly even, without any problems - until the day of the presentation came and the powerpoint on the screen was not the powerpoint you had worked on for hours on end.
Projected onto the whiteboard in front of one of your idols, Vernon, and Jeonghan was a presentation that most likely had been made by a fourth-grader. Rainbow-colored Comic Sans wrote out the topic with pictures of unicorns around it forming a heart. This has got to be a joke.
And when you looked at your small audience, horrified and confused, you asked yourself how you hadn’t figured this out right away.
Jeonghan was smiling. Smiling as evil as the devil, if not worse. He had done this—swapped out your presentation at some point when you hadn’t been looking. Ice runs through your veins when you remember last night at the library, when you had left to go to the bathroom one more time before heading home, your laptop still propped on the desk. Jeonghan had been there too, further away, but not too far to come over and switch out presentations while you were gone.
You were going to kill him.
“Miss, what exactly am I looking at right now?” Professor Jones asked, adjusting the specs on top of his nose. You opened your mouth but closed it again.
“I—Sir, this is, uhm—” You sure as hell couldn't just blame Jeonghan. There was no proof and you’d sound absolutely bonkers. So, instead you clicked the next slide and found the table of contents. It had the same font and colors as the slide before, the transition between this and the last slide being a tornado. Oh good fucking lord.
Professor Jones wasn’t happy and didn’t let you finish the presentation. Instead, Jeonghan was the one to outshine you right away and you felt like your whole life was over.
But it wasn’t over. Neither your life nor this interview process and there was only one way to go on.
This meant war.
Jeonghan stood in front of you and Vernon, and Professor Jones was going off on him. You tried your very best to hide the smirk wanting to creep onto your lips.
“How on earth can it be that you’re sending me pornography, Mr. Yoon, instead of your research essay? Do you even know how inappropriate and unprofessional that is?!”
Ah yes, if Jeonghan thought he could swap out your presentation without any repercussions, he had thought very, very wrong. One moment of Seungcheol distracting his friend and, voilá, the attachment to his e-mail addressed to Professor Jones was conveniently swapped out to a doc full of naughty pictures.
“This is a fail, Mr. Yoon, I hope you are aware!” Professor Jones pointed at the free chair and Jeonghwan walked over and sat back down, defeated.
“How could this happen?” Vernon leaned to the side, looking at Jeonghan with genuine confusion.
Instead of answering, Jeonghan slowly looked up and turned his head to you. When his eyes met yours, you knew that he was well aware of how that could happen. Giving him a sweet smile, you prepared yourself to present your essay instead of Jeonghan.
This game between the two of you went on for the rest of the interview process. Jeonghan switched out the documents you were supposed to bring to the professor with a study on infidelity in unhappy marriages, knowing very well that Professor Jones’ wife had cheated on him three years ago. You told Jeonghan the wrong topic for your shared presentation, having him be completely clueless about the actual theme and standing in front of Professor Jonesand Vernon like a fool while you, conveniently, knew everything about each of your parts.
After that sacred moment of Jeonghan storming out once you were dismissed, you grinned to yourself proudly. Seungkwan walked in just then, looking after Jeonghan with his brows raised. He was well aware of the game you two had going on and was on a bet with Cheol about how long it would take the two of you to finally give in and just do it.
“I’ll be right there!” You waved at your best friend and he waved back, his eyes roaming the classroom he hadn’t been in before. Just that, besides you, there was another person he surely had been in before. And vice versa.
“Hansol?” He said, his eyes wide. Hansol—Vernon, looked up from his notes and his eyes widened.
“Seungkwan?”
Your eyes darted between the two, confusion displayed on your face. How on earth did they know each other? Wait, did he say Hansol?!
Professor Jones bid his goodbyes as well and left the room, just at the right time.
“Vernon is the best sex you’ve ever had?!” You almost yelled in disbelief, your thumb pointing at the intern behind you.
“Dude!” Seungkwan gave you an annoyed look, obviously asking why the heck you had to air that out in front of him.
“Wait, Vernon?” His face changed to confusion, much like yours earlier.
Meanwhile, Hansol-slash-Vernon packed his bag and swung it over his shoulder, a grin on his face.
“Best sex of your life, huh?” He walked over to Seungkwan, catching him off guard.
“I—well,uh,” Seungkwan didn’t know what to answer. He was too mesmerized by seeing him again, the man who had not left his brain, who he could not stop thinking about.
“Wanna grab dinner with me?” Vernon asked now, licking over his lips, his eyes darting to Seungkwan’s.
“Actually, we—”
“I’d love to!” Seungkwan interrupted you and, without giving you even another look, left the room with Vernon.
Wow, what about bros before hoes, huh? Oh, well. Not your problem.
What was your problem, though, was when you stopped in front of the closed door of the usual meeting room two days later and found a note pinned to it, telling you and Jeonghan to meet Professor Jones in his office instead of prep today.
Shit.
You arrived after Jeonghan, who was already seated on one of the chairs in front of Professor Jones’ grand mahogany desk.
“Wonderful, please take a seat.” Professor Jones leaned back in his chair, eyeing you and Jeonghan with one of his eyebrows raised.
After you did as asked, he clicked his tongue.
“I have been doing this job for twenty years and never during all this time have I encountered a pair quite like you,” he said, “Two of the brightest students in this field, maybe even this university, and yet that fact gets tainted by the rivalry you have going on. I don’t believe you two to be gullible enough to think I wouldn’t notice. Swapping out presentations and attachments to emails? Telling each other lies so the other looks a fool? We’re in university, I shall remind you, not kindergarten.” He rose from his chair.
“Sir—” Jeonghan began, but Jones held up his hand and made him halt.
“I am sure the two of you would both be capable interns next semester. Judging by the assignments you did hand in, as well as your grades and presentation skills, you might even be the best interns I’ll ever have. Still, this behaviour is unacceptable.”
He walked over to you and Jeonghan, his eyes scanning the two of you with severity.
“Which is why I have decided to let the two of you make that choice for me.”
All the blood drained from your face.
“What do you mean?” You asked, even though you were already sure of the answer. Professor Jones chuckled slightly.
“Oh, I think you already know, Miss. You and Mr. Yoon will decide who gets to be my intern next year. And while you’re at it, you will also resolve whatever problem you have with each other. I give you,” he looked at the clock hanging above the bookcase to your right, “exactly forty-five minutes. Good luck.”
Just as he was beginning to walk to the door, he turned around again.
“Ah, and if you don’t get to a conclusion, neither of you will become my intern. Just in case you were thinking of a loophole.”
He winked at the two of you, before finally leaving the room and shutting the door behind him.
Jeonghan and you stayed seated in silence for a while, contemplating the situation. This wasn’t really happening. He didn’t just lock you into his office (no, he did, you definitely heard a key turn) to talk it out.
You hadn’t been alone with Jeonghan since that day when he…well, when he had done that and you had, uh, done Seungcheol.
“What a cheeky little bastard,” Jeonghan mumbled now, getting out of the chair and pulling his hand over his chin. You watched him walk around the room, trying to ignore the pit in your stomach mixed with the urge to press him against a bookshelf and kiss him breathless.
You know the pit isn’t because of the fear of Seungcheol being mad at you for these thoughts. No, you know he is totally on board with you and Jeonghan fucking it out and…getting it done. It’s just that in all the years you’ve known Jeonghan he has always been your rival. Starting in first grade and lasting until now. How could you let yourself feel this way about someone you loathed? Or were supposed to loathe?
“Maybe he’s right,” you found yourself saying, heat back in your face, “Maybe we do need to talk this out.”
“What? Come on, don’t fall for this. This surely is another task. Yeah, I know I am great and I guess you’re fine too, but making this our final task? What the fuck is wrong with him?”
You stood up, hands balling to fists at your sides.
“You guess I’m fine too?” You repeated, scoffing at him, “I know your head is deep up your own ass, but you have got to give me some credit, Jeonghan. If it wasn’t for us having the same capabilities, we wouldn’t be in this situation.”
It stung you when he laughed, his hands pulling through his hair.
“Oh really? We’re the same amount of capable? For fuck’s sake, Y/N, you switched out my essay with porn!
”And you switched my presentation out and made it look like a goddamn fourth grader made it!” You threw back at him, your eyes glaring at his face that looks just as angry as you feel.
“At least that didn’t involve fucking porn!”
“Don’t go and paint yourself as the victim, Yoon Jeonghan, you started this whole thing!”
“I did? I started this?!” He laughed again, “You can’t be serious. This is all your fault! You were the one who told Mrs. Perkins I had a cheat sheet underneath my desk in first grade!”
Your face grimaces in confusion. “Excuse me? I’m pretty sure you told the class I was still wetting my bed way before that happened.”
“Absolutely not. That happened after the cheating incident!”
There was nothing else for you to do than scoff time and time again. He was spewing utter nonsense! He had started this whole thing back in elementary school, not you. Definitely not you.
“I can’t believe you’re trying to pin this on me, Jeonghan, you’re such an asshole.”
“Yeah, we have established that, sweetheart, many, many times before.”
“Stop calling me that,” you took a step forward, your finger pointing at Jeonghan and heat basically radiating off your body. Jeonghan clicked his tongue.
“What? Sweetheart? You don’t like it?” He stepped closer too and just the same amount of heat was radiating off him.
“Do I look like I like it?” You asked back, staring at his face that somehow came closer with every passing second.
“Do you want me to give you an honest answer to that? Or just lie to keep up the picture that you’re not even slightly attracted to me?”
Your breath got stuck in your throat and your eyes widened at his words. How could he!
“I am not! I—I am not attracted to you, Yoon Jeonghan, I hate you!”
“Oh, yes, and I hate you.” Somehow he was right in your space then, his breath hitting your face, “But that doesn’t cancel out the fact that I have never wanted anyone as much as I want you.”
And then he kissed you.
Kissed you with every emotion he had ever felt for you: hate, envy, lust, love. Something within you snapped then, snapped and showed you a whole new world, a world in which this was your normal, your everyday. The realization was soon clouded by pure want, your fingers somehow ending up in his blonde strands, his body pressed flush against yours.
The kiss seemed endless and still not long enough, your hearts beating at the same speed when he pressed you against the large desk behind you. It didn’t matter, nothing mattered when his hands found their way from your back to your face, holding you so lovingly it made your knees weak.
Then, he changed courses. The softness turned hard, his hands wandering once more, back down and onto your ass, and your core met his, a small gasp escaping against his lips when you felt just how hard the softness had turned. He smirked before he deepened the kiss, pressing his body closer to yours, as close as humanly possibly.
Never would you have imagined the breaking point to happen inside Professor Jones’ office, and he probably didn’t expect this either when he locked the two of you in.
Jeonghan’s tongue was exploring your mouth now, licking against your own and causing goosebumps all over your body. So distracted by his lips, you only faintly noticed him lifting you onto the desk, neither of you caring about the cup with pens falling over when your ass hit the surface.
He stood in between your legs now, hands roaming over your legs while his mouth moved over your lips down to your chin and finally along your neck. Softly moaning, you shoved his jacket off his shoulders, waiting for it to hit the ground before you began to unbutton his dark green dress shirt. He sucked on your skin, licked over the spot and moved on, nimble fingers moving underneath your skirt to touch your sensitive skin.
“How wet are you right now, sweetheart?” He breathed then, a shiver running down your spine.
Not waiting for you to answer, he let his fingers slip underneath your soaked panties, his breath getting stuck in his throat when he felt how drenched you were.
“Fuck.” His lips found yours again, pulling you into yet another perfectly heated kiss. Your arms wrapped around his neck and you pushed your hips forward, inviting him to fill you with his fingers. Really, you needed him to touch you or you’d probably die on the spot.
As if he had read your mind, he let his fingers glide through your folds before finally letting one of them sink into you, licking over your lips when he did and making you cry out in pleasure.
“Aren’t you a sensitive one,” he whispered, kissing you again. Had kissing always been this fun?
He began to thrust his finger inside you slowly, your panties being slightly in the way. Only when you began to whimper desperately, did Jeonghan take a few seconds to pull them down your legs, all while holding eye contact. You feared he was a little insane.
Back between your thighs, his hand grabbed the back of your neck, pushing you against him. Another kiss lured you into his embrace and your body began to shake when his other hand reached your core again, fingers softly sliding through your lips.
“Please, Jeonghan, please,” you pleaded against his lips then and he bit down on his own bottom lip when he finally pushed in two of his pretty long fingers. Your moan was only held back because he kissed you.
The pace changed yet again. He fucked you hard and fast with his fingers, while his tongue danced with yours, all of your thoughts consumed by him and him and only him. But you wanted more, wanted him fully, wanted to feel him inside you. Feel him throbbing and wanting and twitching. And so, your hands moved to his belt, quickly opening it as if you had done this a million times before.
He didn’t respond verbally, instead he helped you shove down his pants and briefs, his hard cock springing free. You allowed yourself to part from him for a second, admiring his length and biting down on your lip. The second was over soon enough when Jeonghan pulled his fingers out of you and instead grabbed his cock, bringing it to your dripping, waiting core.
“You have no idea how many times I’ve fantasized about this.” Jeonghan’s voice sounded like music to your ears and you pulled him closer by the nape, pressing another kiss to his mouth.
“I think I have an idea.” You grinned.
When he sank into you, his eyes were still fixed on yours and both your mouths hung open, ragged breathing coming out of them. And when he finally bottomed out, his forehead pressed against yours, neither of you could stop the moans from coming out.
His first thrust made the desk shake and the ones that followed did too. He felt insanely good inside you, filling you up just the perfect amount. The air around you felt hot and you held on for dear life, fingers digging into his nape as he fucked you rough and hard, hands on the small of your back.
“You feel so fucking good,” he breathed, lips finding your neck again. You threw your head back, legs fully wrapping around his waist now, his cock seeming to sink even deeper into you.
“And you fuck me so good,” you replied in a moan and he groaned, picking up the pace.
Not even for a second did either of you question the sounds of the desk, maybe causing people outside to be concerned. Too focused were the two of you on the way it felt to finally give into the tension that had built up for years and years.
“Yeah? Like how I fuck you on our professor’s desk? Like a naughty little slut?”
“Fuck, yeah,” Your pussy clenched around him and he chuckled, another hard thrust making the desk shake.
He was relentless, perfect, and just…everything. Maybe it was all of the anticipation or maybe it was just the insane arousal, but it felt better than almost anything you had ever felt.
You couldn’t stop the moans and the pleas for more, couldn’t help the climax that was nearing with every thrust. And when he brought his thumb down and began rubbing circles onto your clit, you most certainly couldn’t help the orgasm rushing over your body, your pussy spasming around his cock over and over again, begging him to fill you, to pump his cum into your awaiting heat.
Jeonghan came inside of you after three more thrusts and just in time for the door to open and Professor Jones hurrying in, Vernon in tow.
“What the actual fuck?!”
You had never heard the Professor curse before. You doubted anyone had ever heard him curse before. Well, shit.
Neither you nor Jeonghan ended up getting the internship, which was fine. All that really mattered was that Jones didn’t tell the dean and had you expelled. Perhaps Vernon had convinced him that it was basically his fault, too. If he hadn’t locked you in, you wouldn’t have fucked on his desk. Simple as that.
And in reality, Professor Jones wasn’t the scary part about the whole story, it was the fact you and Jeonghan had fucked and not just fucked but also felt as you fucked. So, yeah. It hadn’t been just sexual tension between the two of you. As much as you would have pretended it was, you couldn’t really do that anymore.
Not when he began to spend more time with Seungcheol and you, not when Seungcheol was so clearly on board with the idea of Jeonghan being a part of your life the same way he was. You had never allowed yourself to think of the situation with Jeonghan as anything more than attraction, and having this now…it felt like all the puzzle pieces had suddenly found their way together.
“I told you so,” Seungcheol said when you finally admitted to Jeonghan being your boyfriend. And when you rolled your eyes and looked at the new addition to the relationship humming a tune in the kitchen, you couldn’t even really be mad at him.
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We weren't born to live and die in Texas!
Jordan Luke Gage as Clyde Barrow in Bonnie & Clyde
🎥 : @callmelasagna
i really wanna make gifs of specific actors like this so i might do some Frances or Barney next :)
#my gifs#(c) callmelasagna / lasagna#musical theatre#bonnie and clyde musical#bonnie and clyde#clyde barrow#jordan luke gage#requests are open#i did recolour these a little#gif set#gifset
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Pain Relief Pt. 3
Jack Abbot x chronically ill f!reader
series masterlist, pt 4
synopsis: jack immediately regrets asking you to paint him when you leave him a blushing, stuttering mess
warnings: fluff! some angst? reader has chronic illness, jack lost his leg in the war, suggestive
words: 1.2k
a/c: i was going to write this tomorrow but got too excited. let me know what you'd like to see next!
“Nice place.”
You blush as you step aside so Jack can enter. “Thanks.”
“I’m serious,” he says, taking off his shoes as you lock the apartment door. “It’s a nice area.”
Nodding, you take his jacket and hang it on the coat rack. When you turn, you take in Jack’s appearance. “No scrubs today, huh?”
He shrugs, looking down at the white t-shirt and loose pair of jeans. “It’s my day off.”
“Oh,” you realize that of course it is - he usually works at this hour. “Well, thanks for choosing me to spend it with.”
“Anytime,” he smiles, studying the way you squirm under his gaze and taking in the pale blue button-down you’re wearing, the way it falls over your shorts, spotlighting your legs. When he tilts his head back up, slowly, you’re smiling so brightly it lights up your eyes.
“What?” he asks, crossing his arms self consciously.
You bite your lips to hinder the smile. “Nothing.”
A door further in the apartment shuts, and a woman about your age with light brunette hair struts out. “So you’re the famous Jack,” she says, stuffing her phone into her purse and plucking her car keys from the key bowl.
“Keira?” Jack guesses.
She nods and slips on her shoes. “I gotta go out, but we have to invite you over for dinner sometime to chat. I’ve heard lots of good things.”
You blush, and Jack grins. “I sure hope so.”
“I’ll make lasagna,” Keira decides, scooting between the two of you and heading out the door, but not before telling you to “Have fun, Lovebirds” and winking goodbye.
You lock the door behind her, bracing your back against it like you’re fortifying a wall.
“She seems nice,” Jack says, still grinning.
You chuckle, pushing yourself from the door and past him. “She’s a terrible cook. I’ll order a pizza or something.”
Jack chuckles, following as you give a tour of what you call home. The living room is spacious despite the massive couch taking up space across from the tv, and the kitchen, while small, is pristine and homey. “You’ve caught me on a good day,” you tell him. “I did the dishes and everything. Very productive.”
When you lead Jack to your room, he gulps with anticipation as you push the door open.
It’s very you, and Jack means that as the biggest compliment. Your room is welcoming, artsy, and decorated by various posters and figures representing your interests.
“Welcome to my humble abode,” you say nervously, holding your arms out like you’re Tony Stark. “This is where the lovemaking happens.”
Jack startles, and you bend over with laughter. “I’m just joking,” you assure him, wiping tears from your eyes and moving to riffle through the art materials at your desk. “Where are you most comfortable?”
“What?” he chokes, looking up from the floor.
You nudge your chin in the direction of his leg. “Where do you want to sit? My bed’s got a super fluffy mattress, so maybe the chair out in the living room? It’s a lot sturdier. But my desk chair is higher and stiffer if you want the support.”
Jack blinks. He’s not used to being accommodated like this. “I should be fine in the living room,” he decides, watching in awe as you collect your tools, oblivious to his staring.
“Alright,” you say, dropping your stuff onto one of the chairs beside the couch before heading back to your room for an easel. Jack takes the seat across from you as you come back.
“Full body or just head?” you ask, and Jack chokes. You’re setting up your canvas, watching him expectantly.
Oh, to draw. “What’s easier?”
“Do you want to take your leg off?” You’re very to the point with your questions, and Jack feels like you see directly through him.
“Is it okay?” he asks shyly.
You nod like it’s obvious. “I want you to be comfortable.”
He softens at this, and then he’s leaning down to pull up his pants leg and take off the prosthetic. You watch silently as he sets it to the side, massaging the skin it was once attached to.
Jack looks up at you, scared of what expression you’ll have on your face. Pity? Disgust? But he is met with nothing but love and understanding. “Full body or just head?” you ask again, and Jack understands the deeper meaning. Is he ready to accept that this is who he is and let you paint all of him in his vulnerability? Meeting your soft gaze, Jack makes his decision. “Full body.”
You smile at him, almost proudly, and pluck a paintbrush from your pile. “Sit however you want. But remember you can’t move.” Your eyes flicker mischievously. “Or I’ll have to tie you down.”
Jack blushes, looking down at your hands as you take out several paints, waiting patiently. He moves into a position that feels right and nods that you can start.
You’re quiet as you paint, the brushstrokes against paper lulling him into a daze. Jack watches your face as you concentrate, noting every time you scrunch your nose or squint your eyes. When you meet his gaze to study him back, he blushes. This repeats several times before you’re speaking up.
“If you keep blushing, I’ll have to add more contrast,” you note. Your voice is monotone, but you’re grinning.
Jack can only nod.
You call for a break after forty minutes. “Do you want something to drink?”
“Water will do just fine,” he says, adjusting in the seat and pulling out his phone to see a text from Robby.
How’s the date going? Is she painting you like one of her French girls?
Shaking his head in exasperation, Jack puts the phone back down just as you come back in. You hand him a glass of cold water, and he drinks it gratefully before setting it on the coffee table. “Can I see it so far?”
“Not until it’s finished! Don’t rush perfection.”
Jack huffs, but there’s a smile on his face. He settles back into position and lets you do your magic.
Twenty five minutes later, you proudly set your brush aside and step back to check for any errors. “I guess it’ll do,” you decide, standing to approach him. “It doesn’t capture all of that handsome ruggedness you’ve got going on, but it might just be one of my best works.”
Jack takes the canvas from you, and his jaw drops when he slides his reading glasses on so he can see your painting. You’ve detailed him and the chair with such care and precision, blurring the backdrop like Jack’s all that matters. As he stares in silence and awe, Jack realizes that this is how you see him. And he looks good. When Jack lifts the canvas closer to his face, he sees the worshipping way in which he looks back at you.
Jack’s falling for you, fast. And he doesn’t want to ever stop.
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