#we get to see satan again and that's cap

[jazeswhbhaven]

A Successful Hunt in Heaven | React | Spoilers | Prologue

LETS GO YA'LL

First, let me say that this is completely different than Levi's Torture story and when I get a chance to read the rest of this???? I'm pretty sure it's gonna be a 10...

Cause let's jump in???

We start with the fact that MC is standing in front of a throne, everything is in white and angels are calling them Gabriel.

I was like???? AYO ARE WE GABRIEL???

It seems, that we are indeed Gabriel....

it's so good to see our angry bae again, even if he's cussin' us out

not that he can help it, we are literally Gabriel right now. but why the fuck are we????

SO it's flashback time and we're in Gehenna after a big battle. Three kings Mammon/Levi/Beel came to help out and the results were victorious.

Mammon is so that guy because if I were watching him lifting buildings with ease all day, I would. Lemonade in hand like those ladies watching the lifeguard at the pool.

So the kings are talking amongst themselves about Satan reacting to Mammon's saying of "how Gehenna is his so ofc he's gonna help" and Beel saying that Satan would headbutt him with his horns if he heard him and it's surprising that he didn't (foreshadowing??)

Mammon just loves to call his boyfriend small huh? Lol

We know Beel, you like to spy on us. Next you're gonna be randomly showing up when we're showering or something and be like HEY JUST CHECKING UP ON YOUUUUU.

My stinka boo. <3

Anyways....

Leviathan, give me one reason why I shouldn't box with you right now. One good reason other than the fact that I can't fight demons 💀

I ain't payin' you nary a cent back.

But yeah everyone starts to depart though, since the job is done and it's time for the devils of Gehenna to relax and chill!

I'm crying because I like how Levi and Beel's dynamic here is still "Ugh my dumbass best friend that annoys me sometimes" because He was getting onto Beel for being careless and making Bael work too much and Beel was like "Awh but you're closer to me :(((((" and Levi is like "Nah you got 6 other kings" skskskkskskksks And then he drags him away here? I love them your honor, their dynamic makes me crack up each time.

BUT now that this is over and done with we're at the PUB GETTIN' DRUNK LETS GET IT

Even Ppyong comments that he hasn't had a drink in a while and Sitri is over here yappin' about tea and how long it takes to brew compared to just pouring alcohol and throwing it in your mouth. Then a funny thing with Leraye happens...

I can hear him in my head and it's hilarious. Because Leraye why you sayin' it like this? lmaoooo

After being chided that he was being too damn loud in his ear and some other interactions from the other nobles, it's then realized that Satan actually hasn't been around in a while. No one has seen him in a couple days and I'm just like....wait ya'll just been doing whatever and not concerned that your King is literally not around for over 48 hours? o k

We then get Belial/Jjyu busting in the pub and saying there's an emergency meeting to talk about Satan's disappearance. Turns out Zagan and Belial noticed that Satan has been gone for a quite a while, Zagan being the first to notice and so he called the meeting. During this time when everyone is thinking of what's happening and what's going on, with MC thinking more about the "how this happened" rather than the "how can we fix this"??? There's a solution right outside the door.....

BUT FIRST

Paimon is so real because if a bead can shut up Jjyu it really does give us a reality check on how small he is lmao

ALSO POINTING WEAPONS AT THE DOOR? ITS ON SIGHT?

Oh.

oh.

That's my cat daddy right there.

I'm so happy we get to have Ronove content ya'll. And so randomly too. I wonder if we will get other Abaddon devils as a cameo in the other cards??? Hopefully? MAYBE?

So the nobles are wondering who called him there, and it turns out Zagan did.

And he was trying to say that from the beginning but since Ppyong wasn't looking at him, he couldn't translate. To which Astaroth is like "Just speak tho." LMAO

Anyways,

It seems the Abaddon devils love the thrill of danger. Dantalian also seems to love that to where he will literally put himself in harms way. But I mean I guess the devils there are just built different as they keep saying anyways.

So in order to save Satan though, someone has to go undercover as an angel. Problem with that is devils are unable to lie so if they were caught they would immediately just give up and admit they were sneaking in. But MC....

LOL this dialogue had me like??? OMG p l s. First...this is actually for once something I'd say, more in a joking sense even though this is clearly a serious moment.

I also love how Sitri was like "okay but the only thing you know how to do is lie, MC" and I was like...thanks Sitri thank you so much for your support you have no idea how much it means to me /s

But he's right, MC doesn't know how to do anything else which at this point damn we still don't know how to fight with magic or something??? Anything??

Thank you for letting us know this information Ronove. You are a treasure.

So, we end up seeing Ronove's power in action btw. How it works is that he says the words, and they work as long as he doesn't swallow.

R o n o v e

I do not need to know how you were eating food with your butt. Thank you sir. (why did I go there? Because it's a joke that's been done already in another media lmao so if you know you know) Honestly though if not his butt then probably made another hole somewhere or he ate through his dick who the fuck knows this is Hell and he's from Abaddon, anything could go.

He's so hot I'm crying. Like...I'm trying to imagine what a wet voice is and it's making me shiver in a bad/good way.

So his power is in action, he says "you will be an angel" and he pretty much spits in in MC's mouth and mixes it up and tells you to swallow. (reference my thirst post with him saying to swallow it)

So, there's no specifics to his powers. It works, but not the in way anyone would expect. This type of theme in most stories always ends up bad in some shape or form when the words are vague or broad. So yeah MC was an angel alright.....

So we were back in Heaven, and now we understand that MC is possessing Gabriel's body. I wonder if he's aware that's happening and he's internally screaming or if he's just kinda unable to do anything about it and is unconscious the entire time?

It's believable surface wise because everyone is falling for it, even Satan who was cursing and spitting on MC/Gabriel to point where they had to gag him.

Ngl, I'd have a hard time being into this "roleplay" too because he legit doesn't know it's MC so he hates them. It's kind of like a revenge mirror thing from Gabe's christmas card (i still have to do a react on that btw)

THIS????? FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gabriel needs to make those faces more.

But the entire time MC was pretending to be Gabriel I was like "GURL FOCUS" because they kept getting distracted by Satan looking fine as fuck in those restraints and that gag in his mouth. Which I mean??? EYAH but we're here to do mission rescue. But now we about to do some

Mission I'm going to fuck Satan as the angel he hates. And I'm so anticipating that Satan is going to react and sort of like it....SO YEAH YEAH YEAH INDIRECT WAY OF CXC

I did not originally ship any of the angels with any of the Kings or Nobles butttttt after I get my hands on the rest of this card story I'll be a believer.

Funny thing though is that I did in fact get the artifact for that discounted 250 pull they give us each time and it clearly is a reference to the key from Hellraiser which is one of my favorite Horror films~

we have such sights to show you

Okay but crossover of Kings as each of the different Cenobites when? Cause I need it.

[drippingviolets3]

Here’s a hot take for the helluva boss fandom (please don’t hurt me—)

I didn’t like episode 11: Mastermind.

Allow me to explain

I feel like the entire episode was just so….forced? For lack of a better term, I’ll say forced. When I saw clips of it I was so so SO excited to see all the sins, the Goetia, Vassago, and the music (mostly Vassago though). But then the episode dropped and it just…didn’t live up to the hype I guess.

Andrealphus’ plan was stupid from the beginning. He tried to frame Blitzø as a 🍇-ist and attempted murderer against Stolas, a Goetia.

Imps in hell are known for being weak, small, MAGICLESS. In the second episode of season one we can see that Stolas is easily capable of defeating imps on his own because they can do little against his magic. Andrealphus was pushing this narrative that Blitzø acted as an aggressor, overpowered Stolas, and then tried to get rid of him.

The first red flag, which Vassago pointed out himself, was that they didn’t invite Stolas to the trial. The excuse was flimsy as best, claiming they “didn’t want to hurt Stolas” by forcing him to see his abuser, but that is literally the first rule of court. The victim, assuming they’re alive, needs to be there to testify and tell their side of the story. Satan didn’t see anything wrong with this somehow, allowing himself to be fooled even though he claims to be the “mastermind” and how he is the law and blah blah blah. The irony isn’t lost on me, but it’s just so stupid to watch.

Second of all, shouldn’t Stolas’ appearance to intervene say something? Maybe make a few heads turn? Have Satan ask “Is there more to this than they’re letting on?” Stolas didn’t need to claim to be the mastermind, he just had to give his statement and say that HE was the one who brought Blitzø to bed, and they both consented. Their affair isn’t a well kept secret, Stella bitches about it whenever she can in front of witnesses, Stolas openly flirts with Blitzø, the entirety of episode 7 was of word getting out that Stolas was sleeping with an imp even though he was married with a kid! Yeah there would be degradation, looks of disgust, visible judgement, but that would be an easy way for Stolas to clear up Blitzø’s name without slandering his own!

And finally, this isn’t necessarily a complaint but a personal opinion….The song was a flop for me.

The song is another issue though. Stolas didn’t need to claim to be the mastermind, and when he did claim to be it, he didn’t explain WHY he “did” what he did. He didn’t give any motive, or excuse, he just said “Oh yeah I made that imp do all that shit hahaha y’all really thought you were onto something” and then followed up with nothing except the one scene that made me want to actually like the song. The scene where Stolas is having an internal battle because he DOES regret stepping in to save Blitzø because Blitzø hurt him, but at the same time he CAN NOT STOP LOVING HIM ANYWAY. Blitzø realizing that he also loved Stolas but saying he realized it too late, and the both of them realizing they don’t want to be without the other, it made my heart CRY.

Aaaaaand then Satan butted in and claimed he was a mastermind too and that their plans looked “oh so small” compared to his. Again, the irony isn’t lost on me, it’s funny as fuck, but the problem is that Satan was supposed to be a big reveal. He was a major figure of power who was meant to be treated seriously, like an actual threat, like, I don’t know, A MASTERMIND?? But he just came off so arrogant and stupid that it physically hurt to watch instead because of the pure cringe.

This episode was supposed to show the power imbalance between imps and demon royalty, I know. But the final product doesn’t necessarily show me a society that’s biased towards the more powerful, but a society that has a leader who is a liar and a complete and utter fucking moron. Satan is so painfully stupid for falling for such an obvious ploy that he deserves his own dunce cap and and a chair in the corner of the courtroom.

Of course there are aspects that I DO like. Andrealphus’ subtle manipulation towards Stella for one, saying that she’s “lucky she’s hot” not to flirt with her, but to remind her that’s all she is (though it is funny to watch her eat it up like he’s actually complimenting her). Vassago stole the episode in my opinion, and I was excited to see that Blitzø made an impact on imp society by standing up for himself in court against demon royalty AND Satan himself. Not to mention we FINALLY got to see Luna be vulnerable with Blitzø and tell him that she loved him!

In those aspects, the episode was great, and it did a good job showing how oppressed imps are in comparison to other inhabitants of hell. But for the most part? I just couldn’t bring myself to enjoy the episode. It felt like there were too many glaring plot holes in the way.

If you feel like I missed a point or if you have anything to add, please let me know in a civilized way. I’d rather not let my blog or this post become breeding grounds for more toxicity within the fandom 😅

[babydollmarauders]

MEDIA MANAGEMENT — JACK HUGHES (23-24 SZN PART 3)

notes: another short part, because it seems like these devils website streamed games are harder for me to write for? so sorry!

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y/ndevils00 greetings and salutations! welcome to another preseason recap! as always, strap in and get ready!

just a reminder that as this is preseason, not all of satan’s favorite children played! tonight we had swiss cheese, swiss roll, uncle haulaback girl, uncle lizard again, best friend number 1, V², and ginger snap!

we started off the game by giving up a goal to the annoying orange’s 😐

BUT lizard man tied us up almost halfway through the 1st! POP OFF, UNCLE CURTSY!

captain whore was jailed tonight for being too cute, and ya know what? i think it’s fair! make him stay there!

not long after cap’s penalty, we got a goal from holtzy! giving us a 2-1 lead!

but then ham sammich also got a penalty for tripping!

we made it almost all the way through 3rd with our lead and i was really looking forward to going home! until one of those orange fucks tied up the game 🫠

i had a few choice words for that player… lindy didn’t like my words, i don’t think

however, about 2 and a half minutes into OT… HAULA THE BALLA GOT THE GAME WINNING GOAL WITH ASSISTS FROM BESTIE NUMBER 1 AND THE GIANT TEDDY BEAR!!

which means your devils are 4-0 in the preseason!! 3 games left!

p.s. this is my formal request to never have to be around gritty again. i thought adam fantilli was my biggest fear, but i’ve been proven wrong

tagged curtislazar95, nicohischier, holtz_10, dougieham, ehaula, dawson1417

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curtislazar95 i always look forward to your praise, niece!

y/ndevils00 i’m so glad! can i babysit your children (my cousins) one day?

curtislazar95 quite literally never 💚🦎

y/ndevils00 eh, probably the right choice

jackhughes are you seriously afraid of a mascot, dove?

y/ndevils00 look at him! i think he would plan my murder and get away with it

grittynhl i would

y/ndevils00 OH MY JESUS FUCK GET HIM AWAY

lhughes_06 dawson sent him a video of you throwing your phone and now jack is currently doubled over on the floor, tears rolling down his face, as he laughs at this

y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes glad to know you find my FEAR amusing

ehaula i try, i try 🤗

y/ndevils00 you did better than dawson! (don’t tell dawson)

dawson1417 YOU KNOW I CAN SEE THIS, RIGHT??

y/ndevils00 @/dawson1417 no you can’t, this is a private conversation!

dawson1417 i can assure you, it is NOT

john.marino97 i’m loving this

dawson1417 @/john.marino97 shut up, you’ve been stealing my affection!

y/ndevils00 @/dawson1417 @/john.marino97 boys, boys, i love you both equally!

dawson1417 no you don’t

john.marino97 no you don’t

dougieham why does it look like you took that picture of me from on the ice?

y/ndevils00 i have my ways

dougieham were you ON THE ICE somehow?!

jackhughes are you kidding? she would’ve broken her neck

y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes okay and who’s fault is that? my boyfriend is a professional hockey player and you’ve never TAUGHT ME how to ice skate

jackhughes umm i TRIED to teach you! you fell on your face and then bribed luke to distract me so that you could get yourself hot cocoa and hide from me so you wouldn’t have to get on the ice again

y/ndevils00 @/jackhughes hmm that doesn’t sound like something i would do. nope, not at all

nicohischier i didn’t miss this

y/ndevils00 yes you did

nicohischier i missed you calling me “captain whore” and taking pictures of me in the penalty box?

y/ndevils00 well maybe if you didn’t get penalties, i wouldn’t be ABLE to take pictures of you in the naughty boy box

nicohischier oh wow, i never thought of that before 😐

y/ndevils00 i know, you’re welcome

dawson1417 i got that assist for you!

y/ndevils00 awww i appreciate that, merc-dawg!

y/ndevils00 a goal would’ve been nicer tho

dawson1417 i’m feeling very under appreciated right now

y/ndevils00 aww i’m sorry, i love you! (do better)

dawson1417 i love you too! (yes ma’am 😔)

grittynhl i’m coming for you

y/ndevils00 help me 🥲

[misc-obeyme]

Lesson 35 spoilers with all the pieces (hard lesson and locked lesson) you know how it is...

Okay I didn't forget about the new lesson, but I played it last night so my memory's already fading lol.

There are a couple main things that I remember, though, so here they are.

First, I love Simeon.

Not you, too. First Solomon, then Diavolo, now Simeon is laughing about Lucifer being his usual self. Honestly.

However, I really loved this whole part. Simeon telling you to close your eyes and listen to your inner voice... and giving you advice about Lucifer, a being he's known for years upon years.

What a guy. He's pretty, he's smart, he's sweet, he's emotionally intelligent... what's not to love? I swear this fandom sleeps on this man.

Meanwhile, Lucifer's brothers are busy calling him out.

LOL. I just thought this was so funny.

Okay, let's talk Luci real quick.

He's so annoying to me, I'm really remembering why I went through my hating Lucifer phase. BUT to be clear, I don't hate him, I love him, but he's also annoying.

It's like he's playing a game of chess with MC. He wants to win, but he wants to outmaneuver everybody so that it looks like MC is the one who is winning. I didn't need Simeon to tell me that Lucifer is essentially using our own feelings against us, in an attempt to get what he wants, which is for us to stay with him.

It's like what Belphie did, but instead of trying to lock us up, he's playing mind games. It's because he has way too much pride to straight up say out loud to anyone that he doesn't want us to leave. So he has to go about it in a way that doesn't hurt his pride.

Because in the end, that's what his sin is, isn't it?

I'm not concerned. This is what we just went through with the other six, but Lucifer-flavored this time. And really, there's no way to fully depict the sin of pride without making it all about mind games, being in control, trying to get what you want without seeming like you need or want anyone else. Seems pretty clear to me.

So MC is just gonna set that guy straight and then he'll make a pact with us and then we'll see what happens after that.

HOWEVER I did find this part extremely interesting:

YES. I WANNA BE A PROFESSOR LEMME TEACH ALL THE DEMONS ABOUT THE HUMAN WORLD.

Oh uh sorry for the caps lock lol. But seriously, like I actually want this to happen. I don't care about the salary (like these guys aren't keeping MC in style already), but I think I would lose my mind if I had to be a student again.

I also liked the explanation about Mammon's luck. I love that he isn't lucky at all, but the humans he's in a pact with are. I'm a superstitious motherfucker, so I'm constantly doing things in the name of luck. I just looove the idea that being in a pact with Mams would make me lucky lol.

Poor buddy. Just let me do the things that need luck and then I'll give you the profits. I'd do it just to make him happy lol.

Okay, that's it! The rest of these are just moments that had me cackling.

C'mon, Satan! Where's your sense of adventure??

Levi, my baby. We really gotta work on this. I can think of several reasons you'd be good to travel with~

I love him so much it hurts. Don't even bother, Luke.

Didn't this exact thing happen last hard lesson? Barb calls Dia out and he gets that little frown and says something like oh uh...

Also is Diavolo more concerned about Lucifer or MC, do you think?

All I know is I love Barbatos's expression lol.

[infinimin2]

Behold!! The fruits of my desperation for this rare pair that had like two scenes together! @amartbee I offer you subpar fanfiction in exchange for more of your breathtaking art!

On a sunny day, just a week after the World Martial Arts tournament, Pan’s school hosted a big lunch at a lovely park in Satan City.

As the kids ran around playing and laughing and adults talked and mingled, a lone Namekian sat in the shade of a tree, out of his usual combat attire and wearing a black t-shirt and ripped jeans, with a signature yellow baseball cap atop his head.

A stray soccer ball rolled up to his side and he opened one eye as a little kid ran up to grab it.

He noticed the warrior’s cold stare and picked up the ball before slowly backing away and running off, slightly scared.

Piccolo decided that was enough and stood up, looking for Gohan. Instead, he spotted his pupil’s wife and walked up to her. “Videl.”

“Oh, Piccolo. Are you having a good time?” She asked after talking to a few kids that wanted to hear stories about her father, but they ran off when the imposing figure approached.

“Look. I appreciate you letting me tag along but…” he began to speak, but somehow, every thought in his head vanished when he spotted a familiar teacher walk by, wearing a light gray dress and pink vest matching her headband.

Janet somehow seemed to glow under the sunlight as she carried a plate of food.

“Yes Piccolo?” Videl inquired, noticing his sudden silence. “…Piccolo?” She turned to see what his eyes were glued to and her sight landed upon the preschool teacher, who had reached the buffet table. “Oh!” She smirked, knowing exactly what was going on. “You wanna say hi to her?”

“Hm?” The Namekian looked back at Videl finally, confused.

“To Janet. You keep looking at her.” Her confident smirk remained on her lips.

His cheeks turned violet in embarrassment and quickly turned his head the other way, brows furrowed deeply. “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“Hey, I’m just curious. Plus, some people might think it's creepy.” She explained, still smiling. “But why the sudden interest, hm? She’s not exactly a fighter.”

Piccolo looked back at her with a glare, not wanting to talk, but then saw the sincere look in her eyes, making him realize the woman could be a well of advice. He slowly opened his mouth, still nervous. “I…I think that’s why…”

Videl tilted her head, confused.

“The fact that she’s not a fighter is what’s so interesting…” He delved deeper into his explanation. “I mean, just…every woman I’ve met on this planet is either crazy, violent, or both!” He exclaimed but right afterwards did he remember who he was speaking to. “Uh…”

“And which category do I fall into?” Videl raised a brow with her arms crossed and a harsh glare from her eyes.

“Um. Well…Violent?” Piccolo seemed to shrink back from the woman, but she just smirked and swung a hard punch against his arm, actually kinda hurting.

“Ha! That’s what I was going for.” She laughed as the Namekian rubbed his arm where she hit. “So I take it Janet isn’t any of those things?”

“She…well.” He looked across the yard over to where the woman was, setting plates on one of the picnic tables. “She isn’t like anyone I’ve met. She somehow has this limitless patience and kindness, but has the power to get a whole group of kids to behave. How does she do it?! I couldn’t get Trunks and Goten to sit still for five minutes!”

Videl laughed in response. “Well, to be fair, you know what their fathers are like.”

“Don’t remind me.” He rolled his eyes with a slight shiver passing throughout his body.

“I think it should also be stated that you are extremely touch starved.” Gohan injected into the conversation, suddenly appearing beside the Namekian.

“Wha-No I’m not!!” He shouted back, a purple blush on his cheeks again.

“You so are! Everytime we come back after you babysit Pan, it would take you hours just to leave!” Videl mentioned. “Aw…You’re lonely.”

“I am not!!”

“Sorry, Piccolo. But everyone already knows. It’s pretty obvious.” The half-saiyan stated.

“Alright! I’m out! Goodbye!” Piccolo announced as he turned and walked towards the exit of the park.

“H-hey wait! We haven’t had lunch yet!” Gohan called out to the receding figure.

“I don’t eat food!” He argued back.

“At least say bye to Pan first!” Videl shouted, making the Namekian freeze in place. She smirked knowingly at her husband, who chuckled.

Piccolo turned around and walked past the couple, not even giving them a glance, as he made his way towards the playground where Pan and the other kids were.

“Hey Pan. Isn’t that your green uncle?” Xiu-ying, a young panda girl, asked as the two played with jump ropes.

The girl smiled and ran up to the tall, green figure. “Hi Piccolo! Wanna join us?”

“Uh. Don’t think those are big enough for me…” He replied before kneeling down to be closer to her. “I’m gonna get going now. Just wanted you to know.”

“What?!” She shouted, reacting like the news was on the same level of disaster as the world about to blow up. “Why?! You can’t! I mean…!”

“Sorry, kid. Maybe next time.” He gave a smile as he stood back up, but then something harrowing and ghastly entered the corner of his eye. He turned to get a better look and he seemed to turn into a paler shade of green when he realized what he saw.

A man was standing closely and talking to Janet. That’s it…But she was smiling!!

“One second, Pan.” The Namekian immediately started marching towards the two, anger and determination in his eyes.

The three year old watched him and smiled knowingly. “He so likes her.”

The man was leaning one arm on the picnic table as he spoke with the teacher. “So yeah, then he kept complaining about how the swimsuit was wedging his-”

“Janet!” Piccolo exclaimed suddenly, interrupting and startling the man, his 7 foot frame painting the two humans in his shadow.

“Oh! Hello, Piccolo.” The teacher smiled, familiar with him and his weird introductions. “I’m glad you decided to come. Do you need anything?”

He gave a swift shake of his head, a stern frown glued on his face. “No. I just wanted to tell you you’re doing a good job.”

“Oh! Well. Thank you.” She replied, pushing a curly strand of hair behind her ear that was not tucked under her pink headband. “It's not much though. All I brought were some cookies.”

“I’m sure everyone will love them.” He replied, giving the teacher a small smile, making her blush and look away from his strong gaze.

“Uh…So Janet. You know this guy?” The man who had the audacity to speak with Miss Janet asked, looking warily at the tall green man that reminded him of a demon king his father told him stories about.

“Oh! So rude of me. Giles, this is Piccolo. A friend of the Son family.” She said cheerfully.

“Um…hey.” The man named Giles gave a small wave in greeting.

The Namekian nodded his head in return, eyes sending harsh glares to him. “And how do you know Janet?”

“Well, my daughter is in her class.”

“Oh!” His eyes widened, realizing the shallow conclusion he went to was way off.

“She’s right over there on the playground. My wife is watching her.” He pointed to behind the green man, where a beautiful woman with auburn hair sat on a bench and waved back to them.

“I. See…” Piccolo replied, growing ashamed and uncomfortable. And worse, he couldn't understand why he reacted that way. Why did he resent this man simply for speaking to Janet?

[totaldramafan-lauri]

Thoughts on Queen Bee

It was good. I enjoyed myself. Definitely one of the weaker episodes, but it wasn’t TRYING to be anything groundbreaking, so it’s fine. I was able to adjust my expectations in just the right way after Viv tweeted about it. She reminded us that this was gonna be a style-over-substance episode, and that’s what we got! A LOTTA style, and not much substance.....(unless you count the ones Blitzo was running on all episode)

The only thing groundbreaking is Kesha, who it turns out, is a pretty good VA? And having a song actually written by her, and performed by a DARN GOOD sound-alike. The lyrics of “Cotton Candy” aren’t amazing, but it SOUNDS great, and that’s what matters for party songs. XD I’ve had it stuck in my head all day.

It’s cool to have another complete song outta Helluva. We need more of those in season 2. “House Of Asmodeus” spoiled me XD

As for Bee herself, I didn’t really like her design all that much at first, cuz she didn’t look anything like I’d imagine Beelzebub to look in Helluva (compared to Ozzie who I thought was a good interpretation of how people usually envision Asmodeus). She’s not ugly or anything, and I love her color palette, but it felt like Viv was more focused on the Die Young callback than making her look like the Sin when designing her. But apparently, there ARE some things that she’s kept in mind and played around with (such as “Lord of the Flies” becoming “Queen Bee” - even though she should technically be a princess since the other Sins are princes, it rolls off the tongue better here), and she has a more monstrous form that we get to see. I’m pretty sure I’ll like her more as I get used to her. She just wasn’t what I expected.

There’s not really a lot to talk about story-wise. Like I said, style over substance. “Visual spectacle” to cap the season off. I like that it’s a happier second half to Ozzie’s. Both have parties run by a Sin, both have big songs, but the mood is completely different, like they’re symbolizing the different parts of Helluva’s first season - the dramatic, character-driven part, and the fun, humorous part. It’s a shame that the legal issues held this episode back so long that it can’t be considered Ozzie’s second half anymore, cuz I really do like the idea of the two episodes being foils to each other.

But uh, anyway! The only real meat in this story is just a few sweet moments between Loona and Blitzo. And also Loona being SUCH a mood. Me at parties. Always. XD It was also cool to see Tex again, since I like him, and Bee gets points for actually seeming pretty chill, especially compared to Ozzie. But that’s really it. The comedy wasn’t even really that amazing. The Dennis scene was the only time I really laughed, but I’ll take what I can get.

The delays also screwed the episode over slightly. I DO still feel bad for Blitzo, but if the episode had been released in order, I would’ve been a lot more scared for his mental state. It does lose a LITTLE impact when we know he’s gonna recover (or at least, mostly recover).

A teeny bit of woldbuilding here too- It was also cool to see a bit of the Gluttony ring - yeah, just one location, but it gets me curious to see more of it someday. We also get references to Satan and Belphagor, which means that.....there’s only one left. Only one Sin we haven’t heard from. The one who’s, fittingly, from the one ring we haven’t been to yet - Envy. I wanna see the Envy ring now. What’re they gonna do with that place? It can’t even be green! Greed is green! How does a place run by envy look? I guess the ring will be.....aquatic-themed? Maybe? I’m worried that we probably won’t be meeting the man himself due to involvement in Hazbin, but I wanna see the ring at least. Surprise me, Helluva! You already did that last episode with Sloth looking actually neat and appealing, pfffff- But yeah, that’s a long-term hope. Let’s actually get to Mammon first. One thing at a time.

S-sorry for the tangent, but yeah, this episode really doesn’t have a lot to talk about. I’m done now. XD It was fun to watch, but not one of the best I’ve seen from the show!

[denimbex1986]

'...If there is one thing Whovians are known for, it’s being fiercely protective of their favourite Doctor.

Since Christopher Eccleston came aboard the TARDIS as the ninth Doctor in the 2005 reboot, the coveted role has been passed on to David Tennant as the 10th (and 14th) Doctor, Matt Smith as the 11th Doctor, Peter Capaldi as the 12th Doctor and finally, Jodie Whittaker, who made history as the first female Doctor.

Over the past 18 years and counting, we’ve seen these five Time Lord incarnations travel through time and space defeating deadly threats and ferocious foes with the help of their ever-rotating list of human companions...

8. Season 2 (David Tennant)

We can already hear angry fans hammering at the door for ranking Tennant’s second season so low, sorry not sorry! This season has some truly stellar episodes – for example, the existential nature of “The Impossible Planet” two-parter beautifully reflects on the place of faith and religion with in a sci-fi context.

We get werewolf Queen Victoria, the ever-iconic Cassandra, terrifying Cybermen, and “Love and Monsters” remains one of the most divisive episodes in NuWho history. No doubt, the tragic “Doomsday” finale – which sees Rose (Billie Piper) trapped in a parallel universe – will go down one of the most heartbreaking moments in the show’s history.

But it has its fair share of less impressive episodes (compared to higher ranking seasons), with a few worth a skip (I’m looking at you, “Fear Her”).

Best Episode: “The Impossible Planet/The Satan Pit”

4. Season 3 (David Tennant)

We are back with more David Tennant, this time his season with Martha Jones (Freema Ageyman). Not only did Martha make history as the first full-time Black companion (and facing vitriol from racist fans) but she proved all the bigots wrong by having a completely magnificent run.

We got Shakespeare, a platoon of Judoon on the moon and a guest appearance from Andrew Garfield, but what truly set this season apart was its second half, which has the most rewatchable run of episodes in a row.

Kicking off with the “Human Nature” two-parter, we hit NuWho’s most name-dropped episode “Blink”, capped off with an epic finale (starring John Simm as the deliciously mad Master) and some Kylie Minogue just in time for Christmas in “Voyage of the Damned”. What a time to be alive.

Best Episode: “Blink”

1. Season 4 (David Tennant)

This is by far the most predictable season to top the list and with good reason. David Tennant’s final season as the 10th Doctor alongside companion Donna Noble (Catherine Tate) made for some of the most memorable episodes in the show’s history and incredible levels of rewatchability.

From the introduction of River Song in the heart-pounding “Silence in the Library” two-parter to magnificent stand-alone episodes such as “Midnight” and “Turn Left”, this is an almost no skips season (aside from “The Next Doctor”, sorry!).

To cap it all off, season four includes one of the most twisted (and creepy) episodes from the whole show, “The Waters of Mars”, plus Martha’s swan song and John Simm as the Master once again. 10/10, no notes.

No wonder fans were clamouring to see Tate and Tennant take over the screen again for the 60th anniversary specials!

Best Episode: “Midnight”'

[itsamarlfox]

The first episode of x files is so so special to me

"sorry nobody down here but the FBI's most UNwanted"

Mulder looking Scully in the eyes and asking her "do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials 👀"

Scullys little plaid outfit

Her hair

The sound quality is sooo. It's soft and fuzzy and they obviously don't have the big budget yet but it just feels /right/

Obviously the grain 🤌

Did mulder bring that spray paint ON A PLANE or did he buy it when they landed?

Mulder you're making that joke about a whole ass DEAD BODY in front of small town people who probably knew him 😭

He's so excited it's adorable "if it isn't human what is it~"

Mulders backwards baseball cap

The plaid is back! (Is that the same one or does she have multiple grey plaid suit jackets?)

Scully are you going to shoot the mysterious bright white light in the woods with your little gun

A cult? Miss Dana they've done studies and found no evidence of satanic cults Scully? The kids are in a cult?

9 minutes!

You know what I'm going to say. Scully: hm hot crazy alien man

Mulder: hm time to trauma dump

"gotta love this place! Every days like Halloween"

Were you two going to dig up those graves at night in the rain by yourselves? Like, what was your plan?

Allll the rain scenes

"this fits a profile 🧐"

Scully is so ready to be on board with something fun and exciting Mulder has to play rational brain for a second

This dude has been paralyzed for how many years and his wakes up with a six pack

Spooky mysterious smoking man ooOoOoo

Wait a second who are they two old guys. Do we ever see them again? Are they even named?

It's really so fun to watch actors figuring out how their characters work and getting all the wiggles out. First episodes are always so fun

[bookofkatherine]

Ding Dong That Lilith Bitch is Dead #3

Katherine discovers the Enemy has variants too! Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

Saturday September 7, 2024 9:16 a.m.

Dear Journal,

Well, that bitch wasn't dead like I thought. While watching LOKI again last week (it was the only way to teach John and Zach about my history with the Knights) I was suddenly struck with a terrifying thought:

What if Lilith has variants left too!? Or worse, the devil!? What if there was more than one variant of Satan!?!?

Holy shit.

I nearly peed myself at the thought. How could I have been so blind!? How could I have checked for and rescued two Thor variants, two Loki variants, one Gray Man variant and killed off several evil Lokis, one evil Cap and two evil Gustaf variants... without ever considering the possibility that our Enemy could have variants too!?

Why in the world did I check for my own team's variants, but not for any of Satan's!?

Well, I know the answer. And it isn't pretty. The reason worries me more than the problem: I didn't want such a reality to be true.

I didn't want Satan to have more than one variant. I didn't think it was fair or right. I didn't want there to be other Lilith's out there.

And that, my dear Journal, is the Consequences of Belief fallacy: I didn't want it to be true, so I believed it wasn't.

And fallacies are failures in logic. Shit. That's not a good thing when you have as much power and are in charge of as much shit as I am.

Get it together girl!!!

Anyhow, it took watching LOKI again with my long lost son Zach to face the awful possibilities - because I wanted Zach to live. I needed him to live. And that was it. I admitted the truth.

There could be as many as 899 more Satan variants. And as many as 899 more Lilith variants. I knew that so many were unlikely. But still - this is the devil we're talking about.

It was time to check.

I immediately texted the team. Thank God they replied pretty quickly:

No Satan variants.

Two Lilith variants.

Fuuuuuuuuck. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.

_

You don't have to worry, dear Journal, both Lilith variants are dead now. And you're right- Claire had back great news: wonderful news! No variants of Satan existed and only two variants of Lilith were around.

But... killing only one Lilith when there are really three of her!? Well, that's like stirring a hornet's nest!!! Women are already uniquely vicious and creative when feeling vindictive.

And right after killing the first Lilith and her magic spider I suddenly found spiders everywhere. They were inside the house. Outside the house. On my front door even.

Threats were being delivered. Something knew where I lived. But what.....?

Now I knew. Shit.

What had Cap and I done!?

_

In the end, all it took to kill the second and third Lilith variants was a wave of my hand.

"Lord, what do you want me to do about the Lilith variants?" I asked at the next Order meeting. "Wait," He said. "Don't worry about it now."

Oh Okay.

It was days later, when I was already on the road for a huge mission that required my own attendance, that He finally let me do something about them.

We were driving along the highway, and I could feel a horrible disturbance in the universe. I didn't recognize the scent, however. And I couldn't see its shape, either.

After so many years, I've learned what certain disturbances feel, look and taste like. The worst one is when a team member is about to die. That feels like I'm being electrocuted.

Witches? They leave a scorching burn. The Earth coming apart? It feels like a great sliding dread. Demon attack? A giant stabbing. On and on, I know Satan's greatest hits. When they flood the line, I know where to start looking.

But I didn't recognize this evil.

Hm... I thought a bit. What would feel this dark? What would be both unfamiliar and uber dark? And then I remembered the Lilith variants.

"Lord!?" I cried out. "Is it the Lilith variants?"

"Yes," He replied. And relief flooded through me. I hate it when a disturbance in the multiverse isn't defined. It hurts like hell. Being Eternity can really suck sometimes.

"Can I please kill them now!?!?!?" I begged the Lord.

"Yes." And He smiled His knowing smile. He knew I was going to be happy about this. And He was right.

Hot diggity dog!!!

But wait- I was on the road. How the hell was I supposed to kill them? It took a lot of time with Cap to kill the first Lilith. A lot of time in bed - and I wasn't in bed, was I?

And then, a delicious thought popped into my head.

"Can I do it myself? Now?" I asked the Lord, with a ton of hope in my voice.

"Yep!"

Oh baby. Oh baby. These are my favorite kills. Thank you Jesus!!! I closed my eyes, leaned back, relaxed and allowed my intuition and awareness to roam freely. Think Obi Wan Kenobi. Or Professor X, but without the helmet. I don't need one of those to feel where all life in the multiverse is. It's keeping all of their locations out that's the real trick.

Feeling all of reality can drive a person mad.

_

In seconds I knew where the two Lilith's were. And then I erased them. Just like that.

Gone.

_

If only that were where it ended.

I forgot.

They have pets.

Whereas the first Lilith had a magic spider, the second Lilith had a magic scorpion and the third Lilith had a magic squid.

And I fucked up big time by not feeling them out too and locking onto all four of them to erase. And I do mean, I fucked up big time.

Almost immediately, the scorpion attacked my throat in the Dreamworld. That was its design: take down whoever attacked its mommy. And I had done more than attack its mommy. I'd completely obliterated her.

The squid went for my head, but by then I had a lock on them. I started to kill them, but it was too late. They were extremely powerful - only second in command to Satan himself.

In fact, just writing about it is making my throat hurt and throb with the traumatic memory of that damn scorpions tail and sting...

_

"What do I do!? I can't get them out!? Do I get Cap!? Lord!???" I cried out as I tried to erase the evil scorpion and squid, grasping at my throat. I could only erase parts, but not all. And I began to thrash as a result.

"Yes - get Cap," the Lord replied.

"CAP!!!!" I screamed.

And he was there. He reached his hand out, immediately clutched my throat, neck and base of my skull gently with one large hand and said, "Here - let's do it together..." in that calming, soothing and goddamn sexy voice that only Cap has. Relief at his presence immediately washed over me.

I knew the demons were about to be toast.

_

I closed my eyes and drifted into the Dreamworld fully. My power glowed stronger with Cap's support and added presence. And I let our combined powers wash over me - around and through my head and neck, erasing the demon squid and scorpion completely.

All that was left was a painful memory. And I'm not used to that. I'm usually very careful. Being on the road has made me a bit sloppy.

But I didn't care.

I looked up at Cap and smiled weakly. "Thank you, Cap." And he smiled down at meet with that brilliant loving smile of his that's only ever meant for me, and then - as it often does - it turned devilishly playful. He was thinking about kissing me while grabbing my hair in his hand, its silky tendrils tangled in his fingers.

I know that's what he was thinking. I could read his mind. Being Eternity does have some perks. ;)

_

Ding dong. All three Lilith bitches are dead. And their little demon pets too! 🎉

[blondrichclosetwitch]

You're runnin' around

You know better daddy

I can't stand it

Got cancer sick

What's it like to live with me here every fucking day?

This chaos is killing me

They didn’t live long lives but they lived meaningful lives

The feather at your feet

And we both know, you loved the taste of my world

But you ran back to your corner

Where you trip over your lines

Look left, look right, no room to hide

On the boundary, baby

Pickin' up their knick-knacks when they can't see straight

hear the drummer get wicked

ways to blaze your brain and train ya

Just as well could be undercover

Backstabbed

Sad to say I got sold down the river

Still some quiver when I deliver

Lies, scandalizin', basing, traits of hatin', celebrating with Satan?

Caught in the race against time, the pit and the pendulum

How to fight the power, cannot run and hide

“…but it shouldn't be suicide.”

When I get mad, I put it down on a pad, huh

Dropping a bomb, brain game, intellectual Vietnam

Move as a team, never move alone

But welcome to the Terrordome

“You gotta make me come.”

Something’s wrong, something is not quite right

Jupiter(expansion my dudes)

Secret societies

"Your feet are finally on the ground," he said

(Stood with those girls before)

(The hair in pairs it just got nasty)

(And now those girls are gone)

It's the most alone you felt

I'm glad I could help

But it may be the constellation that shows us where we are

And we lay, nocturnal

(Speculate what we feel)

Never give away what you always wanted.

I've been drinking, I've been drinking, I get filthy when that liquor get into me

Feeling like an animal with these cameras all in my grill

“How the hell did this shit happen?"

If you scared, call that reverend

gangster wife

I wanna see all that shit that I heard

On sight, catch a charge I might

Now eat the cake, Anna Mae

There are no boundaries on what I can feel. LOOK AT YOUR WORLD IT TEACHES ME NOTHING. As a woman I was taught to be hungry. Women are well acquainted with thirst. Yeah we could Eat just about anything. We'd even eat your hate up like love. (These are kathleeen Hanna’s caps, not mine)

And I'm screaming at my brother on a cell phone

I'm saying nothing in the past or future Ever will feel like today

Now I'm hunched over a typewriter

I guess you'd call that paintin' in a cave

And now my ashtray's overflowing

I'm still staring at a clean white page

I'll fight like hell, to hide that I'm givin' up

Confessions from the cab, a habit that I got from dad

We protect our little fictions like it's all we are.

Mix blood with me

What part of you don't get to have me do you not understand

The October fields

Such a secret

And who would believe it

She's such a seeker & no one believed her

The Jean Genie loves chimney stacks

Keeps all your dead hair for making up underwear

I can't help it. I'm still in love with you. (6:15 song of the day, but also 3:14/14 which feels symbolic )

I'm rich: Rich, rich, rich(6:15 song of the day)

The walls are always speakin'

Let me change my words; show me where it hurts.

I long to see the morning light color in your face so dreamily

So don't you go and say goodbye, and don't you ever leave

But there’s got to be an opening somewhere here in front of me through This maze of ugliness and greed

This place is always such a mess

I think her death, it must be killing me

Now the drugs don’t work they just make you worse

Just let me know and I’ll sing in your ear again

I read you should never leave a fight unresolved

“See what I'm saying?

I don't know, I just don't feel right, y'all, I don't know

I'm having flashbacks, feeling bugged out

Smoking mad cigarettes and shit

Nah, I don't wanna go in... I don't want the clank

I don't wanna go in the hospital

It's, yeah, don't... I just feel like I'm lost In my own reality like, nah... know what I mean?”

Needn’t guess I’ll confess

Super logical this, super logical that

Yeah crazy, lurkin in the shadows

With that 22 automatic rap you pack, what?

You ain't hittin' with that wack shit you kickin'

Straight from the beginning, of the game

All the way to the ninth inning, I bring the pain

If I could be more like you, I would but I can't and I'm glad about that

“What if someone had asked Picasso not to be sad?There would be no blue period.”

[devildomwriter]

Obey Me As Tumblr #11

Leviathan:

>saves rare items for the most dire of situations

>gets through the whole game without using any of them

Mammon:

“What if there’s an emergency?”

-gets into emergency-

“WHAT IF THERE’S A BIGGER EMERGENCY”

•

Leviathan: If Santa keeps track of naughty kids every year and the year doesn’t start until January 1st, that leaves 6 days after Christmas and New Years left undocumented, so nothing you do can be held against you

Mammon: The Purge: Season’s Greetings

•

Mammon: A vanilla soy latte is a type of three bean soup

Barbatos: No

•

Mammon: Does mace work on birds

Mammon: If a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

Mammon: Time sensitive question please respond

•

Solomon: Despicable me ruined the word minion whenever I become a supervillain I’m just gonna have to call them my homies or whatever

•

Solomon: What if when you went to hell you had to watch a cinemasins-style video of every sin you committed during your life as part of your punishment

Me: Why didn’t I get into heaven lmao???

God: Everything Wrong With You spoilers! (Duh)

•

Asmodeus: Be handed a letter by your maid. Break the wax seal. Read it with dawning understanding and then slowly look up into the middle-distance with an ominous smirk. Order your carriage to be prepared at once.

Mammon: Me getting a text and calling a Lyft

•

Leviathan: Any body know any substitutes for love and personal fulfillment

Beelzebub: Crunchwrap supreme from Taco Bell

•

Satan: Fun Fact: ever wonder why it’s called The Iliad? Because ilium was another name for Troy, and the -ad suffix was used to mean “The Story of” This means that if you translated the title, the Iliad should actually be called

Troy Story

Mammon: Thanks I hate it

Simeon: You got a friend in horse

Luke: YOU DO NOT HAVE A FRIEND IN HORSE

•

Satan: Nothing will fuck you up more than the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

Mephistopheles: the fuck

•

Mammon: Telling someone “you are shit” and “you ain’t shit” are both insults

Satan: But “you are not shit” is a reassurance

Asmodeus: And “you are not the shit” is an insult

Belphegor: And “you are the shit” is a compliment

Solomon: I present to you the English language

•

Leviathan: Do you ever look at your eyes in the mirror and be like “I’m looking at my eyes with my eyes”

Mammon: I DONT NEED THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

•

Diavolo: Lollipops are so weird you’re literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

Asmodeus: What have you done

•

Satan: “Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning” is literally just the human version of “have you tried turning it off and back on again?”

Leviathan: What have you done?

•

Solomon: Some of us are still “it” from a childhood game of tag

Mammon: This fucked me up far more than it should

•

Mammon: Pineapple on pizza discourse is so ugly like no one can win

We’re all losers as long as we live in the reality where it’s commonplace to put fruit on pizza

Mephistopheles: Tomato is a fruit

Mammon: Blocked

Mephistopheles: You can block me but you can’t block the truth

•

Belphegor: What if sleeping is our natural state and we’re only awake to gather information for dreams

Lucifer: You stop that

•

Raphael: If you’re lucky your internal organs will never see the light of day

Mammon: What?

Raphael: At some point you will be the next person on earth to die

Mammon: Stop!

•

Satan: The guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed

•

Barbatos: Want your house to smell great? Put two caps of vanilla extract in a cup, place it in the oven at 300 for an hour and your house will smell like heaven

Simeon: Hack life here

Mammon: I did this once and I thought it said TWO CUPS of vanilla extract and my entire house smelled like pillsburry dough boy’s butt hole for a month

Last • Next

[yukieyy]

°*{Once Again}*°

{ Sequel to Insecure }

{This is a continuation by popular demand, if you haven't read Insecure please do so to avoid confusion! }

Genre: Angst, Fluff, Hurt-Comfort

{a/n: heyaa! Have a good day!! Just wanna say sorry for the late update, I am currently depressed abt how my phone broke all of the sudden ans I forgot to write down my om password now i have to start all over again 😭}

Part 2

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Solomon took a look at Diavolo, the both of them were watching Barbatos getting ready to leave to Human Realm.

"You think he'll be okay?"Solomon asked Diavolo,

Diavolo sighed while crossing his arms, "hopefully, "

Finishing his preparation, Barbatos picked up his bags and turned to them,

"I can't promise I'll be back in a short time but I'll do my best to bring her," He smiled and took his leave after bidding them goodbye.

Upon arrival, Barbatos inhaled the fresh air of Human Realm and smiled, pulling his cap down a little, he started making his way to Mc's house.

How did he know?

Don't ask. He just do.

You were sweeping the floor of the kitchen after cooking lunch, humming to an unknown song, you didn't even care about your surroundings, letting yourself loose,

Setting the broom and tossing the trash outside, you started hopping into the house, you almost fell when you saw Barbatos on the couch in your living room

"I- WHAT?!" You exclaimed,

Barbatos smiled and waved, "Good to see you too,"

You looked at the door, then at him again, mouth open and closed like a fish gasping for air, you gave up trying to think of any logic regarding the current situation.

"I am not even gonna ask how you know where I live." You spoke. With a sigh, you went and took a seat beside Barbatos.

"so? Is this Diavolo's last attempt to drag me back to Devildom ?" You asked while looking at Barbatos who was still smiling.

"Precisely. But I'm here to just convince you, if you still refused then so be it." Barbatos said.

You sighed again and got up, walking towards the kitchen to get something for Barbatos while the man followed silently,

"I don't what it is about you guys, I clearly said No. What's so hard to understand." You mumbled whole pouring water into a kettle and setting it on the stovetop.

"always forcing people to do stuff they don't want to," you added but quietly this time.

Barbatos giggled, leaning against the counter, across from the island that was seperating both of you

"we are demons you know?" He said teasingly, earning a glare,

You set down a cup and put a teabag in, Pouring in the hot water carefully and set it down with a slam.

"I've said it before and I'll say it again. I will not be going back there, Unless I die and end up in Devildom, I will not go there again,".

With that,you walked towards your room, "the guest room is on the left. Spend the night but You're going back tomorrow. Alone. You hear me?" A slam accompanied the demand making Barbatos shook his head while drinking the tea.

"ooh this is actually good," he said.

[Devildom]

"Lucifer!!!" Leviathan screamed while running towards him,

"what is it?" Lucifer asked with a frown. There was never a dull moment with them.

"Mammon sold my games again!" He whined while pointing at Mammon that was running to his room.

Lucifer sighed, took out his credit card and gave it to Leviathan,"go buy a new one,"

Leviathan took it and run away while yelling something that sounded like "jokes on you Mammon I got his credit card!"

Lucifer was about to get up when Satan burst into the room,

"What's wrong with you now?" Lucifer asked.

"The books are everywhere! I tried arranging them but they just came falling down!!"

Pinching the bridge of his nose, he exhaled," Get Mc to-" he froze when he realized what he just say, and he could see Satan frown smoothing out and his face turned blank.

"Sorry, just- Just go back to your room, I'll ask Asmo to help you," Lucifer said, not looking Satan's way, Satan nodded hesitantly and walked out,not without one last glance at his brother.

Lucifer threw his head back on the chair,

"Were things always this hard?" He wondered. His mind replayed those moments when you were there, when you were the one telling him it's okay, telling him you're happy to help if it means he would get less headache.

He shook his head, getting up and decided to get some fresh air.

[Human Realm]

"Good Morning Mc,", Barbatos called out while flipping a pancake, making you who were walking while yawning and wiping your hair dry with a towel jolted in surprise,

"oh my fucking god, I totally forgot You're here," you said with a hand rubbing your heart, you sat down on the chair in front of the counter,

"Didn't I tell you to leave?" You said while poking at the pancake and eating it, your ego hurts to admit it but Barbatos handmade cooking was so good.

"well I haven't got some time off in a while, I figured I could get you to show me around today, is that too much?" He asked while sipping on his coffee,

You slowed down your chewing, raising an eyebrow, "what are you scheming?"

He shrugged, walking towards the sink, "I came here to bring you back didn't I?"

You scoffed, "How blunt,"

He smirked,"is that a No ?"

"I never said that,now give me those syrups before I change my mind,"

Barbatos threw you the bottle and laughed a little, going back to the guest room and changing his clothes.

"Oh wow what is this?" He asked dragging you inside a bakery, of course. He pointed to the coloured loaf of bread,

"Bread?" You answered confusedly, wondering if he was joking, but the look in his eyes told you that he was,in fact, very curious about a loaf of bread.

"Why is colourful though?" He whispered slowly,

You shrugged,"food colouring?"

"What for?" He asked with a frown, "does it give it a specific taste?"

"Nah, probably to catch some attention, " you said.

He chuckled,"it's working then. " You smiled,"I can see that"

The day went on and on with you getting dragged everywhere he found interesting, which mostly were cafes, bakeries, ancient shops.

It's safe to say you both had a very enjoyable day roaming around and buying useless stuff in the city.

You sat on the edge of the fountain while scooping some ice cream you bought into your mouth, watching Barbatos playing with some kids. Giving ghem high-fives and showing them magic trick

Barbatos walked back to you

"they're cute aren't they?"

You nodded, "they're kids, of course they are,"

Barbatos stared you eating ice cream, "you...are eating well now.."

You turned to him and chuckled dryly while licking the spoon "yeah i guess? When you're alone there's nothing to be insecure about is there?"

He smiled, "that's good then"

"Still gonna regret it affer this though, that's one thing that won't change" you said silently. Barbatos just pat your head.

Barbatos threw his head back, staring at the orange sky. You just looked at him, suspicion rising.

"So, can we be honest to each other now?" You asked.

Barbatos turned to you,"I was honest since the beginning though?"

You glared at him,"yeah sure, showing up in my house just like that, wanting to bring me back and shit, You wouldn't go that far, i know you, Barbatos,"

He smiled and pinched your nose,"You're sharp, I always liked that about you,"

You sighed" tell me"

Barbatos shook his head, "let's get you home first," he got up and pulled you along, holding your hand tightly as he walked back toward your house as if it was his own.

He sat you down on the couch and headed to the kitchen, "Dinner first! Go change! "

You sighed, there's no way you were digging it out of him that easily. He's the Demon Lord's butler after all.

You changed into a comfortable clothes and head down to see him plating the food he made, he changed as well.

Sitting down, both of you stayed silent for once. Your suspicion and anxiety were rising, Barbatos wasn't one to talk a lot but he wouldn't just stayed quiet when it's just both of you.

You set down your spoon.

"okay this is getting uncomfortable. Just say it Barbatos,"you said.

He looked at you.

"what...did you say to me yesterday? About going back to the Devildom?"

You blinked,"I will not go back there?"

"unless?" He added

"I die and fell to hell?" You frowned.

He nodded. "That's it"

"what?"

Barbatos looked at you dead in the eye,

"you're gonna die, Mc"

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《Pt.1 Pt.3》

[mammonswhore]

Heyo! How would the Obey Me brothers react to MC being a teenager/younger gen Z? Like, the paper-work got mixed up somehow, and said they were like 26, when they were actually like 16? Also (you don't have to include this), what if the teen MC was actually really interested in demons and angles before coming to devildom, so they're really nervous, but also really excited? If you don't wanna do it, that's fine tho :) Have a great day/night!

I love this prompt! Have a great day too,love🖤

Brothers reaction to MC being a Gen Z teen. (Platonic)

✒Lucifer.

He can already picture himself struggling with you.

Six brothers to take care of + a TEEN? Man is about to loose it.

If you are an introverted he will like you automatically and feel relieved that you will not always get into his brothers shenanigans.

If you are an extroverted (or just a curious one tbh) he will keep an eye on you 24/7 so you won't get into Mammon schemes or Satan's nerves and get yourself in trouble.

Really amused if you like demons and angels, will curse himself for misreading but will not hate himself too much since you are not that scared.

Gets tired of you quickly if you make too many questions and will always send you to ask Mammon or if it's something that he doesn't know himself he will ask Diavolo and tell you later but he will (of course) act all high and mighty as if he already knew the answer to such question.

Will practically adopt you and spoil you a lot because hes is big brother.

Overprotective. Oh you met a lesser demon and you want to go on a date with them? Haha he won't let you.

You will be the only person who gets in trouble and leaves with just a warning.

Also you are totally his soft spot. Man can't resist your sad face and will do anything to make you happy even if he doesn't like to admit that.

Totally lost when it comes to TikTok/memes references and will ask about it a lot.

✒Mammon

He is amazing. Not only does whatever you ask him to but also has the best ways to get you out of boredom.

He will teach you how to scam people and how to be a good thief even if you don't need it or want it.

Teaches you about demons and angels without even knowing. Sometimes he drops random facts but it's not until he realizes you write down what he says that he stops doing it just to hear you ask him things so he can act all smug and smart.

If someone breaks your heart he will be ready to throw hands,no one hurts their little siblings.

Like Lucifer,he adopted you and always claims to be "the one you choose to be with you first" making sure his brothers hear him.

He will help you make your homework. Even if he doesn't understand he will try his best.

Please refer to him sometimes as "big brother" he will die.

When he saves your ass from getting killed by lesser demons he will be ready to receive the biggest hug ever and is absolutely ready to be praised.

If he saves you and you say "thanks,big brother" now you have a problem. He will brag about it for a week (at least).

Will steal things from you to keep them with him when he is going thru an episode. It reminds him that someone thinks of him as worthy and love deserving.

Will die for you,you are not only family now but his favorite person.

Will compliment you in the best brotherhood way he can "looking good today,kid", "your hair looks nice,brat" and "You are the best looking sibling after me of course" are his go to compliments. Mostly does it because you compliment him back and because he knows his comments make you feel closer to him and boy loves it.

✒Levi

If you are an introvert like him you can expect him to go out of his room more often just to see you or talk to you.

If you are not he will try to make you an indoors person but if he can't he is might be willing to take a risk and go out once a week but just to the manga store and back,don't expect more,normie.

If you like any thing he likes he will try to test you and prove he is better than you,he doesn't give a fuck you are practically a child he can't loose.

If he wins he will be very happy and more open to you to open up with some things.

If he doesn't win he will cry when he is alone and call himself an ugly unworthy idiot who can't even be considered an otaku but relax my dude,MC will go to you and reassure you you know better than them and that they will love to hear what you have to say (even if they don't mean it,they love you and will love to see you happy again).

Knows the basics about demons and angels so he is not the best to go to if you have too many questions. That's the only time he will let his envy go away and tell you to go to Satan or Lucifer since they know more than him.

He does not takes his duty as a big brother as something serious since Lucifer is always there but if you call him "big brother" he is going to take that role serious but for you and you only.

Will 100% find siblings cosplays and gets you to do it with him.

If you ever said something like "I'm lucky that my big brother is also my best friend" he might tear up a little since he has never been considered someone's best friend ever.

If any of his brothers try to get you to call him "big brother" he will go on a rampage unless it's Lucifer. Boy is envious not dumb.

If it was Lucifer he will go to him later and ask you if he can stop trying to get you to call him that way because that's they way you call him and it makes him feel special. Lucifer will probably agree because he knows Levi doesn't feel special often so he might give in; if he doesn't Levi will start an argument and won't stop until Lucifer cuts him off or agrees.

Keep calling him big brother, he adores it.

✒Satan

As grumpy as he is,he loves to have yo by his side. Not because he loves company but because he likes to be able to answer all your questions.

Ask him anything about demons or angels and he knows it,fuck he is smart.

Will get you a notebook so you can write what he says and will give you books to read as "extra homework" it's kind of a bad deal if you think of it but it's his way to show love.

The only person who calls him "big brother" often is Asmo and got used to it coming from him and him only. If he hears you calling him that way he will probably jump out of happiness when he is alone but for know he will just answer to that name name and act like nothing happened.

You don't want to do your homework? Fine you can copy mine but just this once.

If you struggle with anything he will solve it for you,no cap.

He will get you cat themed items like pencils, notebooks,necklaces or rings.

Matching is a must. Not because he likes the concept of being associated with a part of someone but because he will love to brag with his brothers obviously.

Will definitely get mad if you ask any type of demon/angel related thing to others.

Names a cat after you but it's the cats middle name so he won't get mocked. Won't tell you tho.

Very very protective but good at hiding it. He might be following you down the street but you wouldn't even know. Kinda creepy? Yes. Have you ever got eaten? Nope.

✒Asmo

Yes! Exactly what he was waiting for.

You are part of his experiments. You don't like makeup? Well now you do. What type of clothes do you have? Do you have an aesthetic? No? Well now you do.

He is always there when you need him to. Best of them all to give advise when needed.

Definitely will be annoyed by all of your questions but will try to be as gentle as possible to tell you that.

Can help you to become really good at comebacks,believe him he knows best than anyone.

He is the one making sure you are educated when comes to sex. Simple but worthy lessons such as "sex is about experimenting and finding what you really like but you always need your partners consent" or "always have a safe word,even when you have vanilla type of sex" or the best one yet "if they want to fuck with you that's fine but always remember to use protection because I will not like to see you having a child so young or having an abortion" because yeah that's what big brothers do.

If you hit him with the "you are the best,big brother" he will jump into your arms and say that he knows he is the best but that hearing that was way too magical,do it again!

He is very aware of insecurities and will try to be the shoulder you cry on if you need to,he is always there to wipe of your tears (or wipe off the ones who hurt you).

Not as protective as the others but keeps an eye on you because your curiosity might hurt you.

Will be crushed if he sees you suffering from the most minimal thing. That lipstick does not fit your skin color? Fuck that lipstick! We are getting new ones,go get Lucifers card!

Spoils you way more than any other because he wants to create a brat. He needs to have someone like you who will cling into Lucifer and beg him to let you do dumb things because you know Lucifer can't say no to you. He needs your power and is not afraid to tell you that

Constant reassurance. He always calls you by cute nicknames and as long as you call him "my beautiful big brother" every time he is amused.

✒Beel

Baby is ready to give you life lessons. Don't stab anyone,drink enough water and be patient with the ones you love.

Yes,he learned the "don't stab anyone" from talking to Belphie.

Is very lost when it comes to you being so interested in demons and angels because he is not used to be the one answering the questions but making them. Bare with him, he is trying to get a good answer.

Will ask for advice on how to answer you, probably goes to Lucifer but mostly Belphie.

Soon you two start doing things together that involve learning from humans and angels. Maybe you are walking down the street working out and when you both start chatting about demon life and suddenly everything stops.

Beel is clueless when it comes to comforting someone about an insecuritie since he was the one being comforted most of the times but will give you space if you need to or do whatever you feel comfy with.

If you call him "big brother" he will hug you like no one has ever hugged you before. Teddy bear hugs are a must now.

Will die for you and is not afraid of telling you such. "MC I will die for you" "whAt?" "As your big brother I may protect you with my life" "Please don't."

Tells you how much he wants you to be happy and constantly asks if you have any type of dreams or goals.

If you do have goals or dreams he will encourage you to go get it. Beel is there to support you no matter what.

✒Belphie.

Absolutely fucking not.

Why is everyone spoiling this stupid brat and not me? I hate them.

But hold on there,he doesn't completely hates you he just hates the attention you get.

If you go to him with a soft attitude and ask him if you can nap together he will say yes and will enjoy the moment a lot .

He has never been someone's big brother so it kinda hits him if you call him like that and will try to act confident and smug about it but it's kinda terrified.

What if he doesn't catch up on the big brother thing and fucks up? He doesn't want to disappoint you or make you feel awkward. So he copies his big brother and tries his best,believe me he does.

You need help with something? Ugh well I will help but you owe me one (you don't owe him anything really,he just doesn't wants to be seen as soft for you). Oh did someone caused you problems? No biggie,I will take care of it.

Spoiler alert: he is very overprotective with you,he doesn't want to lose you.

[trueshellz]

Day 31: Lucifer + double penetration

Previous day | MASTERLIST

Warnings: double penetration, anal, vaginal sex, kissing, biting, orgasm control mentioned, throat grabbing, foursome hinted, pet names (love, naughty girl, little girl), magic mishap, throatplay, gagging

Summary: You were only trying to help Lucifer get his work done quicker...

You were only trying to help.

Really.

And it had taken you ages to plan the right spell to use, gathering the ingredients plus consulted the great bookworm Satan for help on the matter.

But no.

Apparently, cloning Lucifer to divide up his workload was not working out as well as you'd hoped. Not only did they argue about everything (you had 24 hours of this mayhem) but his personality got kind of split too. Eyes flickering between them both, one grinning back with a dark gleam in his eyes while the other kept glancing up from the reports he was doing and shaking his head.

But the current situation completely threw you off.

Lucifer Number 2 (he asked that you called him Daemon) has somehow thrown into the conversation how he would love to see you pinned between two men as they fucked you in both holes. Lucifer Number 1 had hit him over the head with a book and told him, in no way was anyone touching you unless it was him. The dangerous glint in Daemon's eyes only grew, the red hue giving off a menacing look as he chuckled, nudging Lucifer and whispering in his ear, stopping you from leaning in and trying to get in on the conversation.

Two sets of hands all over you, two mouths sucking and biting your skin as two hard cocks pressed against your body slick with sweat moving against yours. You could barely figure out where one began and the other started, senses overwhelmed with your boyfriend's woodsy scent and low voice.

"You okay love?"

"She's fine, stop worrying. Look at the way she's clamping down on my fingers."

A hand holding your chin and turning you to face him, soft eyes looking down as his free hand massaged your breasts softly, pulling your nipple when you didn't answer quick enough. A grin on his face when you nodded, head bopping up and down to alleviate the sharp pain, Lucifer's mouth turned up into a grin when you gasped.

"Ooh, do that again Luci, she got so wet. Naughty girl likes a bit of pain with her pleasure huh?"

"Of course she does. My little girl loves a bit of pain, don't you love?"

Mouth opened to answer, a loud gasp instead when Daemon pushed his long dick inside your wet pussy. Breath knocked from your lungs when he held your hips tight, hands gripping your ass as he ground you down on him, loud whimpers from your lips as he stuffed you so full. Sounds swallowed as he grabbed your neck and pulled you down so you were on his chest, a hard kiss full of tongue and teeth nipping at your lips. Hips moving you fuck into you a few times, you could faintly hear the snap of the lube cap behind you over the sound of skin on skin permeating the room.

"Such a pretty girl aren't you?"

Whimpers and whines leaving your mouth when you felt Lucifer spread your ass, the cold sensation of lube drizzling down the cleft before his finger followed the path. One first, pressing and twisting before another was added to the mix, scissoring you open and coating your insides. The position made Daemon's public bone rub against your clit and distracted you from the stretching sensation. Walls fluttering in anticipation of being filled like this, your hands threading through Daemon's hair to hold him close as you kissed him back, he felt and tasted just like Lucifer. A third finger added, making you pull away from the kiss and intrusion with a low whine until Lucifer held you in place with a tut.

"Need to get you ready, don't we love? Can't have you in pain."

Shoulder gripped as the second dick pressed into you, your ass held open wide as he pushed past the first ring of muscle with with pop. The hand on your shoulder moving to your throat and arching your back as he pulled out and in again, each thrust pushing him deeper and deeper until you were sat up between the two of them. Two long dicks spearing you open, stretching your holes as you were manhandled and moved to bounce on them. Words stolen from your as you leaned back on Lucifer's chest, his hands pulling your nipples and gripping your throat whole Daemon spanked your ass and made you clench down with a sob each time. Orgasm halted twice, simply held in place as they both chuckled at your whining and hands pawing at them to move, tears streaming down your face at the overstimulation.

"Aw, poor little girl. Didn't think this through did you?"

Eyes snapping open when a third voice spoke, this one on the side of the bed and dripping with saccharine sweetness. Red eyes again, even darker than Daemon looking down as he pushed his fingers down your throat and made you gag.

"Room for one more?"

[frostedfaves]

Naive (3)

Masterlist

Pairing: demon!Wanda Maximoff x fem!reader

Summary: You pick up on the lies in Wanda’s life and she decides to show you the truth.

Warnings: 18+ ONLY, dark!fic, demon things™️, more hints at dom/sub because I’m a whore for demon!Wanda

A/N: I can’t believe that it’s been a month since I posted the last one 😭 I have some things planned for the next part and so on but I also kinda wanna take requests again??? idk we all know how I get overwhelmed easily with that so we’ll see what happens there. anyway tell me your thoughts on this please!

Previous part

Waking up feels like gasping for air after being trapped underwater. You aren’t sure how long you were asleep, but the mid afternoon traffic quickly alerts you of how much of the day has passed. 

Despite your head feeling like it’s made of cement, you manage to stand up, slipping off thin pajamas as you walk into the bathroom and stop at the mirror. Your skin seems tender in places and you’re a little bit startled when there isn’t a single indication of the bite marks and scratches you feel, even after rubbing your eyes a few times and turning in every direction possible. Deciding to let it go for now, you reach for the shower stall to turn on the water, detouring to the bedroom instead when you hear your phone ringing.

“Hello?”

“You didn’t save my number, did you?”

“Wanda?” You pull the phone away long enough to quickly clear your throat. “I mean hey, Wanda! What makes you think I didn’t save your number?”

“You answered like you didn’t know who was going to be on the other end.”

“Okay, you caught me,” you admit after a moment of silence. “I promise I’ll save it as soon as we hang up. Anyway, what’s up?”

“Remember that pet adoption center you pointed out to me?” You acknowledge her with a hum. “I was thinking about getting a cat…Wanna tag along?”

“Absolutely! I was just about to shower though so I can be ready in an hour or so.”

“Perfect! I’ll text you when I’m outside.”

The two of you say your goodbyes and you keep your promise of saving her number, typing in her name and hesitating on the emoji keyboard. Realizing you’d spent far too much time contemplating this, you simply save what you have and hurry back to the bathroom, something in your brain urging you to not keep her waiting.

-

Within an hour, she sends you a text in all caps and a smiley face that tells you she’s arrived, and you can’t hide the fact that you’re surprised when you come outside and she’s waiting on the passenger side of the car.

“Hey! How are you?” she greets cheerily as she approaches you with a hug, and you shiver when her hand touches your lower back. “Are you cold?”

“No, I’m okay.” You smile and thank her when she opens the door for you, attempting to collect yourself as she crosses to the driver’s side again. “I’m really happy to see you again.”

“You are?”

“Yeah,” you admit quietly as she pulls away from the curb. “Is that such a bad thing?”

“No no, I just didn’t want to assume you were enjoying our time together as much as I was.”

She places her hand over yours while she glances at you, smiling as she squeezes your fingers and thigh lightly. You feel a rush of something traveling from the places she touched to your brain, only slightly aware of the fog settling in your mind.

“Well I didn’t want to be too enthusiastic about it and scare you away if all you wanted was friendship,” you clarify, meeting her eyes when she reaches a red light.

“I suppose you’re looking for more too, then.”

“I am now.”

The light turns green and she breaks eye contact, but the little smirk that follows tells you everything you need to know. At least, you hope it does.

-

“I think he’s the cutest one we’ve seen yet,” you comment about the kitten that hasn’t looked away from Wanda since you approached his area. “He seems really drawn to you, too.”

“How did he get the name ‘Baby Satan’?” Wanda inquires with an employee, who approaches you with a chuckle.

“It’s actually Baby Stan, because we used to have an adult cat named Stan as well and needed to tell the two apart. We were going to give him a new name but decided to leave that up to his new family.”

“It says ‘Baby Satan’ though,” you cosign with Wanda, gesturing to the extra A mixed in with the magnetic letters that spell the kitten’s name.

“Oh, I’m so sorry! I don’t know how that got there,” the employee apologizes as she reaches over to fix the sign, and you watch her freeze as Wanda touches her arm.

“Don’t be sorry. Keep it; I want to adopt him.”

“Okay, right this way,” the employee mumbles as she turns awkwardly and stumbles over to a desk, and as the two of you follow her, you look back to see Baby Satan still staring at the woman beside you.

“What was that about?” you speak up finally once you’re in the car with her new furry friend, and Wanda frowns at you while fastening her seatbelt.

“What?”

“Why did that employee react to you like that? You touched her and she started acting really weird after.”

“Oh, Kim’s fine!” she assures you as she fixes her mirror before pulling out of the parking lot. “I actually asked her about that while you were looking at scratching posts and she said I’d overstepped her boundaries and made her uncomfortable. Don’t worry, I apologized and everything’s good again.”

“She told you her name?”

“She was wearing a name tag, babe.”

Babe...that’s new. Still, the sudden nickname doesn’t completely distract you from the fact that you’re certain there was no name tag on Kim’s uniform. You’re debating with yourself about bringing this up when you notice her heading toward Lane County.

“Are you taking me to your house?”

“Yeah, if you don’t mind.” She glances at you and over her shoulder toward Baby Satan before turning back to the road. “I figured I could introduce both of my kittens to the place they’ll be spending a lot of time in.”

Her fingers brush over your knee as “my kittens” leaves her lips, and you’re almost embarrassed when your hips involuntarily buck slightly. Noticing the small change in your behavior, she takes advantage of your head turned toward your own window and allows her instincts to continue driving while she stares at you, placing her palm on your thigh and rubbing circles on the fabric covering it that brings her closer and closer to your core.

“Home, sweet home,” Wanda announces as she pulls her wandering hand away to park the car, jumping out a second later and grabbing her furry son from the backseat. “Hey there, Baby S.”

You step out of the car in a similar fashion of pulling yourself out of a swimming pool, taking in the fresh air and trying to relax yourself as you follow her into the apartment building. The hallways reflect the quiet and clean neighborhood as you make your way into the elevator and up to the 6th floor, suddenly entering the most empty apartment you’ve ever seen.

Of course there’s furniture: a couch with a TV mounted on the nearest wall, a dining table with a set of matching chairs, a few stools placed at the island and kitchen appliances that are shiny and new. But there isn’t any personal artwork, posters, books or even just a lamp that you could tell Wanda purchased herself with one glance.

“Are you staying in an AirBNB or something?” you ask as she carefully places Baby Satan’s carrier next to the couch, and she chuckles.

“I guess technically it was one before I moved in, but I’ve been here for two years.”

“Okay...so where are your pictures?”

“What?”

“Where are your pictures?” you repeat, maintaining a steady voice despite the expression she gives you as she faces you again. “Pictures of your family, friends, you as a child?”

“If you knew my family, you’d understand why you don’t see them here.” She startles you by practically growling her words but you press further.

“Okay but you also said you love plants and we’re the only living things in here.” You step back to put more space between you while quiet shuffling noises are heard inside the carrier. “What’s really going on here?”

You can easily spot the shift in Wanda’s emotions: going from defensive, arms crossed and eyes glaring to resigned with slightly sagging shoulders and a defeated sigh.

“Fine, you got me.” She bends over to pick up the carrier again and passes you on her way to the door, stopping a few feet away. “If you’re serious about pursuing a relationship with me, then I should probably show you my real home.”

“I don’t know...”

“Come on, love.” She comes just close enough to bring your hand into hers and a tingle spreads through your body, causing you to pull away but her grip only tightens. “I promise I’m not going to hurt you, and this is the only time I’ve lied.”

You find yourself being drawn closer to her, and an almost familiar feeling washes over you when her thumb begins rubbing gentle circles into your jaw. The metal on her ring is so cold it almost burns upon contact, yet you nuzzle into her more with each pass along your skin.

“Don’t you want to be good for me without being forced to your knees first?”

If the fog surrounding your consciousness wasn’t so thick, you might’ve been shocked by this side of her, so calm yet demanding you serve her. But the hand on your jaw seemed to cover every inch of your body and sink into your nervous system, forcing you to fall into her and let her lead you back to the car with a simple arm around your waist. You’re buckled into the passenger seat again and a slightly blurry grin greets you from behind the wheel seconds later.

“I can’t wait to make you mine.”

Your head falls against the car window as she drives to the edge of Lane County, and your altered vision picks up on businesses turning into isolated suburbs into grassy fields into forests. You travel along narrow, winding roads past the tallest of trees with very few spaces in between, and your hazy state of mind prevents you from panicking when Wanda turns onto a dirt path that doesn’t even seem to be safe for bicycles. The wheels bump along the forest floor until she comes to a stop just outside of a two foot dwelling, similar to a cave.

Once the two of you are out of the car again, she holds your hand with her free one until you reach the cave, instructing you to sit in front of it while she does the same. She places her palm on the door, and her rings seem to come alive as they interact with it for a few moments before it swings open and the three of you are sent flying through a tunnel. You land with a groan on the hard floor and dust yourself off as you carefully stand, any questions dying in your throat as you face Wanda again, now standing before you in her true form.

“Welcome home.”

[aayo-whatt]

~𝓞𝓫𝓼𝓮𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓸𝓷~

ℂ𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕆𝕟𝕖

warnings: none (if there are any let me know) wc: 605 a/n: this is set at the end of season four (it's sort of in the lapse between s4-s5 that we don't see), and is a destiel (dean x castiel) fic. i came up with this at like midnight- it's also the longest piece i've posted on here with more to come~ i finally posted the first part @gay-destiel

Sam is alive. But... different. He hasn't talked to anyone in a while, not even Bobby - no one except Ruby, who is always next to him, the 'angel' on his shoulder.

Dean is dead. Got sent down to Hell. Only the demons know what's happening to him. And maybe a few angels. But how would he know about angels, he's in Hell, for god's sake - or would it be Satan's sake?

Castiel is an angel. Alive but not in human form. Alive but not on Earth. He knows somethings wrong, but he doesn't know what it is. He wants to know - needs to know.

There's voices ahead. Castiel can't hear it properly, but something tells him he needs to hear what it's saying.

"...that Dean Winchester guy?" Castiel misses the start of what the first voice says. But he knows Dean, he's been following him - well not exactly.

A second voice goes, "Yeah. Apparently he got sent downstairs, if you know what I mean."

"Downstairs? You mean Hell?" is what the last voice replies with.

The second voice sighs, "Of course I mean Hell. You need to..."

The voices move away but Castiel doesn't notice. Dean? In Hell? How did this happen? Why didn't he know about it before?

Why is he so obsessed with Dean Winchester?

Well you can't say Castiel didn't try. If anything that's all he did.

He tried to find the voices again. He tried to get Dean out of Hell. He tried to convince them to let him stay.

And he couldn't do any of those. He didn't find the voices. He didn't get Dean out of Hell. He didn't get to stay.

So here he is. Down on Earth. Almost no 'angelic' powers.

He still wants to - needs to - get to Dean somehow. And he's got no idea why. He's never been this passionate about something like this before. It's confusing to him.

He doesn't understand it. Which is a rare occurrence for Castiel... all things considered.

Anyway, back to the more important thing. Castiel - Castiel on Earth. He needs help - help with Dean, help with surviving, help with everything really. Fortunately, he knows someone that might be able to help. Someone Dean knew.

A scrapyard sure is an interesting place to live.

But there's no time to think about that now. Not when a possible solution is so close.

So Castiel walks up the steps to the front door of the pastel blue house, he knocks on the wooden door. It opens a crack, and a man with short graying hair, hidden by a blue cap and a beard peers out.

"I don't want any."

The silence is deafening. Castiel thinks the man sitting across from him is processing what he said. He's not sure though. He was never very good at reading people.

"..So, yer an angel?"

"Yes."

"And you want to get Dean out of Hell?"

"Yes."

"But you can't because you got zapped down to Earth, and lost yer fancy angel powers?"

"Not exactly. But, yes."

Bobby blinks once before replying, "And you came to me because?"

"I need help."

Bobby sighs, standing up and walking away a bit, "And how could I help you?"

"I have the remnants of a ritual that can summon spirits out of Hell. I can't translate it, and I need you to do that."

"Now, please remind me," Bobby sits back down in his chair, "Why exactly would I help you?"

Castiel stands up and walks over to the doorway. The next words he says are over his shoulder.

"Dean Winchester is in Hell. You want him back, no?"

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