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“I’m afraid I don’t have any cat treats on me, unfortunately.”

“Don’t feel bad. Usually, people don’t carry around cat treats. Unless they’re Satan.”

— Belphegor and Barbatos (Chapter 78-A)

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Fun Facts 1151-1160

• During his newborn days, Satan would sometimes stare at cats outside of the house for hours

• Solomon gifted a vinyl to Lucifer so rare that only one copy exists in all three worlds

• Not knowing the chihuahua he was washing was Asmo, Belphegor threatened to drown him when he bit Beelzebub

• Mammon has successfully robbed every character in the game at least once

• Even after falling to the Devildom Beelzebub was still too angelic personality wise which almost led to him being consumed and replaced by his more demonic Little D no 6

• According to Thirteen and Solomon, Barbatos shows up in historical records in the human world but not always by the name Barbatos

• When Solomon cannot get his makeup off he panics and texts MC for help, declaring it an emergency

• When MC angrily determines to find out who gave a hickey to Solomon, Mammon calms them down telling them it was probably just Asmo playing around

• Asmodeus laughs in MCs face when they ask him (a demon) to do things “fair and square”

• Mephistopheles alerted Satan that Mammon was secretly streaming him on DevilTube and the views surpassed the entire RAD student body. The stream immediately went dark.

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“Awww, he’s such a cute little tyke!”

“Could you be ruder?! This is exactly why I HATE demons!”

— Asmodeus and Luke (Nightbringer Chapter 6-2)

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“”One of Asmodeus’s ex-girlfriends just showed up! OMG!” And…sent!”

“Leviathan, you know you sound like a teenage girl, right?”

— Leviathan and Luke (Chapter 7-12)

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“In every important memory I have since coming to the Devildom, you’re always right there. … I’m used to you being there. So the idea that you’d leave, and I wouldn’t have you anymore… I can’t even imagine it at this point. You’re important to me, ___. Really, really important. So when I found out you were trying to go back home… I mean, of course you’d want to go back to your world. Of course. In my head, I understand that, but in my heart, I can’t deal with it.”

— Leviathan to MC (Nightbringer Chapter 31-12)

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“Lilith was a little different. She wasn’t afraid of anyone, regardless of who they were. Which was always causing problems for Lucifer. For instance, the very first time she met Michael, she said he reminded her of a jellyfish swimming through the water. Because she had no idea what he was thinking or what he’d do next.”

— Belphegor about Lilith (Nightbringer Chapter 10-1)

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Raphael’s Job in a Nutshell

You literally can’t disagree with this

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“Only one version of events is ever true!”

“Eh? What’re you talkin’ about?”

“It’s a like from “The Mid-Fall Murders,” a human world crime suspense series. That was the lead character inspector Adler’s famous catchphrase. ”The perpetrators had best give themselves up now while they still have the chance. Because I will find them.” I never thought the day would come when I’d actually get to say that in real life…”

— Satan and Mammon (Chapter 11-14)

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“I’m guessing you’ve been worried about me?”

“I mean, how could I not worry? You’ve been looking just awful lately. Listen, I take it you don’t mind if I spend the night here with you? I’m going to watch over you, and make sure you get a proper night’s sleep.”

— MC and Thirteen (Nightbringer chapter 60-10)

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Obey Me As Smosh Quotes #6

Mammon: “Am I more than you bargained for?”

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Satan: “You look like a coal miner right now.”

Mammon: “Daddy! I just got done working today!”

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Thirteen: “If you started a movie and you didn’t watch the rest of it, did you watch a movie?”

Raphael: “No.”

Mammon: “That’s not what we’re talking about, we’re talking about peanut butter and balls!”

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Solomon: “You guys made this look way easier than it was.”

Simeon: “Yeah, we’re pretty good at hiding our alcoholism.”

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Michael: “I haven’t seen a layout this bad since Britain and France divided up the Middle East.”

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Belphegor: “Just give it up man, this is the saddest thing you’ve done since adding six inch lifts to your cowboy boots.”

Leviathan: “…”

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Mammon: “Whelp, I gotta get back to watching Dune 2.”

Mammon: “…Dune 2 milfs at the same time!”

Satan: “Dammit that was actually kinda funny.”

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Solomon: “I thought it would be bad to be dead but this is way worse.”

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Luke: “My mother was killed when she was researching spiders in the jungle.”

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Michael: “Can I ask for the toxicity to be quiet?”

Raphael: “No.”

Michael: “Honestly, fair.”

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MC: “Men, what’s the most awkward thing you can think of?”

Belphegor/Mammon/Solomon: “When you’re on a first date with a woman and you’re not sure if you should pay for the whole meal or split the check.”

MC: “Bingo.”

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Simeon: “I’m here to pick up your daughter and not drop her off past curfew.”

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Asmodeus: “Hi welcome to McDonald’s what can I get for you?”

Solomon: “Hi, yes can I get a quarter pounder? And uh ten—“

Asmodeus: “Sorry you-you…you wanna what?”

Solomon: “Oh, can I get a quarter pounder and ten McNuggets–“

Asmodeus: “Sorry, you wanna do what to me?”

Solomon: “No-I-oh you know what I’ll just get a Big Mac and uh ten mc—“

Asmodeus: “Hold on, hold on, you want what in me?”

Solomon: “Wait what? No, I just—I just want a Big Mac. I…7 just ten McNuggets, a large fry-“

Asmodeus: “Oh wait wait wait, you wanna take me where?”

Solomon: “No, mam, I’m hungry, I’m really hungry can I just please, I need a—“

Asmodeus: “I am hungry!”

Solomon: “No. No. Okay, what window do I pull to?”

Asmodeus: “Oh, pull up to window two.”

Solomon: “No—no. Is someone else working?”

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Belphegor: “I did not have spicy time in the link outfit because that outfit was very tight there was not much range of motion in it.”

Diavolo: “Right. You could be a pillow princess in that.”

Belphegor: “I’m not a pillow princess.”

Diavolo: “Oh really.”

Belphegor: “Yeah.”

Diavolo: “I’ve heard otherwise.”

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Lucifer: “Canonically we’ve had sex for seven years.”

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Mammon: “That is a teammate you were so cringe and she came right in and cringed higher.”

MC: “Yeah.”

Mammon: “We’re both gonna remember you.”

MC: “I got you Levi.”

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Lucifer: “We haven’t agreed on anything in decades and we all just immediately agreed that what you said was so out of line.”

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Beelzebub: “Listen, if you wanna join the pasta party you are welcome…if you are food.”

Luke: “What?”

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Satan: “Levi put the scooter down mate. Put the scooter down!”

Lucifer: “Put the scooter down!”

Leviathan: “My therapist said I can use whatever makes me feel good!”

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Solomon: *pops a bunch of bubblwrap*

Solomon: “That’s what the founding fathers heard when they signed!”

Diavolo: “…what?”

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Asmodeus: “Eight out of ten siblings date.”

Mammon: “That is not—that can’t be true.”

Satan: “That is not a fact.”

Asmodeus: “Eighty percent of siblings date.”

Lucifer: “That’s not a fact.”

Asmodeus: “Yes it is.”

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Mephistopheles: “And todays been a bad day.”

Satan: “You’ve been hanging out with us all day?”

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Michael: “He doesn’t remember you, he doesn’t even remember where we went to school.”

Simeon: “I remember where we went to school, don’t say that.”

Lucifer: “Where’d we go to school Simeon?”

Simeon: “High school musical.”

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MC: “You have got that safety net Levi, you just have to let me catch you!”

Leviathan: “Nobody is real!”

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“Listen, If ya think I care about how some random human feels, you’re dead wrong! Mammon doesn’t care about humans! They’re demon food, that’s it! I mean, sure, I did end up making a pact by accident, but still—“

“Mm…these cookies are pretty good, too.”

“HEY! Listen to me when I’m talkin’ to you, Beel!”

— Mammon and Beelzebub (Chapter 4-A)

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“…I don’t want to say anything too forward. But I wonder if I might share my honest opinion.”

“Of course. There’s no need to feel as though you can’t share something with me. We’ve known each other since we were children. I consider you a dear friend.”

“I can’t tell you how glad I am to know that you still think of me that way, Lord Diavolo.”

— Mephistopheles and Diavolo (Nightbringer Chapter 13-11)

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“Mind if I kiss you?”

“Anytime. ___, I love you…”

— MC and Lucifer (Nightbringer chapter 60-12)

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“Ahaha, you’re such worrywarts, you know that? Really, I’m fine—“

“There’s no need to smile, Simeon.”

“Hm?”

“You don’t have to try to act happy in front of us.”

— Simeon and Beelzebub (Nightbringer chapter 49-4)

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“To be honest, I’ve always wanted to do this. But you’ve always had at least one or two of my brothers hanging around you. I felt like it wouldn’t be right for me to steal you away from them and hog all of your attention. But Just this once, it’s okay if I have you all to myself, right?”

— Beelzebub to MC (Chapter 20-5)

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“I sensed your presence, but you were no longer there when I turned around.”

“I heard you singing.”

“I knew you were listening. You could have said hello, you know. I would have been happy to sing for you. Make sure to say something next time instead of just walking past. Got it?”

— Raphael and MC (Daily Chat)

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This is giving me Thirteen as a cat vibes