#us school system

[nightbirdz]

I just read a twitter thread that hurt my brain. Is illiteracy common in the US??? Why did I just find out that you can pass school without learning how to read?? Please help me cause this literally cannot be true I am actually going to lose it

[themisinformer]

Due to Budget Cuts, All U.S. Public Schools Will No Longer Have Teachers Starting Next School Year

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a shocking announcement from the U.S. Department of Education, budgetary limitations have led to officials to make the drastic decision to eliminate teachers in all U.S. public schools starting next school year.

Education Secretary Miguel Cardona would address the nation during a press briefing about the decision, explaining that the drastic measure was a “necessary step to ensure that our budget remains within an acceptable range.”

“Let’s face it; in the age of the internet, children have access to a world of information at their fingertips,” Cardona told reporters. “They don’t need somebody boring them about the Pythagorean Theorem or the War of 1812. They’ve got Google for that.”

Starting next school year, a new fully digital curriculum will be implemented nationwide, that will have students attend “digital learning centers” where they use Chromebooks to use Google Chrome and other crowd sourced platforms to guide their own education. Each school will employ one “technical assistant” whose responsibility is to help all the students at the school in question with tech issues and troubleshooting, one student at a time.

The Department of Education is also working on a groundbreaking app called “Learn-it-Yourself,” which will feature a library of user generated videos, memes, and inspirational quotes to help aid student learning. The app’s AI powered curriculum will even feature an advanced feature called “Surprise Me,” which will randomly generate lessons based on topics that are currently trending on social media.

Supporters of the initiative argue that this approach will better prepare students for the real world. “This new model will encourage students to be resourceful, innovative, and resilient,” said program advocate Jenna Turner. “After all, real life doesn’t come with an answer key, and this way, neither will high school.”

However, some parents and teachers’ unions have expressed concern over the new program. “This is ridiculous,” said Amanda Johnson, a fifth grade teacher from Wisconsin. “There are already plenty of students who think ‘Ancient Greece’ is a pizza place. Without guidance, I’m not sure they’ll even figure out how to spell their own names.”

Despite protests, the Department of Education remains resolute, asserting that the benefits will outweigh the costs. “Yes, our students might emerge with a slightly different knowledge base than previous generations,” Cardona admitted. “But imagine the potential for personal growth when a ninth grader finds themselves in an existential rabbit hole on Wikipedia, trying to figure out what the Renaissance was all about.”

To incentivize engagement, the Department of Education is also introducing a reward system within the Learn-it-Yourself app. Students will earn virtual “knowledge coins” for each correct answer, which can be exchanged for more screen time, premium video tutorials from influencers, or additional lunch periods.

Ultimately, the government hopes to save billions of dollars with this massive restructuring in education. The Department of Education has said that although this transition will take some getting used to for everyone, it’ll ultimately be worth it when government officials are in better moods from the lifestyle improvements they will now be able to afford due to the budget cuts.

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12.8.23

I got accepted to a college!!! It's second on my list but it's the first I've heard back from, and they're offering me more than half of the sticker price in scholarships alone.

I'm still strangely incredulous but also so relieved after all the self doubt I've been having about college applications.

[rjalker]

anyways I'd like to dedicate a massive fuck you to that one pair of gym teachers I had in highschool who had us all running laps outside in the mud in 35 degree (Farenheight!!!!!!!!!! 1.666667Celsius according to google!!!!!!!!!!!) while were were in nothing but our gym uniform which consisted of a Tshirt and shorts, while they were, and I cannot stress this enough, bundled up in winter pants, winter jackets, thick snow gloves, and hats with their hoods up.

[gayautisticfr0gs]

god I hate when americans deflect from their lack of international common knowledge, saying "I bet you can't even name 5 states" while I'm sitting here doing homework on american history. I learned so much about america, the date 4th July 1776 is burned into my memory, I know about the civil war 1861-65, hell I held a presentation on Jim Crow laws, I probably know more about African American history than the average European American from school alone.

So yes, Brat, I can name 5 states in fact I can name at least 25 states on the top of my head, give me some time to think and I'll give you ten more.

Your US-centric school system shouldn't be an excuse for you. if you don't want us bashing you, then educate yourself a little bc not knowing that berlin is the capital of german is truly embarrassing and no amount of deflecting is gonna help you.

And if you're to lazy for Google then at least don't make it other people's problems like a decent fucking person.

[themisinformer]

Local Religious Leader Blames Madison Christian School Shooting on Rise in Atheism

MADISON, WISCONSIN - In wake of the fatal shooting at the Abundant Life Christian School that left at least three people dead and six people injured, local religious leader, Pastor Jim Roy has blamed the rise in Atheism in the last decade as the cause of the shooting. “Back in my day, schools made all of us pray before class,” Jim passionately declared. “Guns weren’t even real, they were props in John Wayne movies. But ever since kids started believing in Darwin’s Money’s and questioning God’s plan, this sort of chaos has been inevitable.”

The Pastor further explained that all of modern America’s problems can be traced to this country’s lack of faith. “The Atheists are the ones controlling the media now,” Jim explained. “They’ve cancelled prayer in most schools and promote Harry Potter witchcraft to children. They’re actively brainwashing our children right in front of our eyes.”

When asked if he believes that factors like gun control or mental health might be relevant, Jim would scoff. “If you’re suffering from ‘mental health,’ then that’s a sign you’re letting Jesus into your life,” Jim retorted. “If you’re sad, you need the psalms, not therapists.”

At press time, Pastor Roy was organizing a community prayer rally scheduled for next week, during which bulletproof vests would be handed out “just in case God gets distracted.”

[the-cheezit-files]

I’m from the Midwest. I had to take 1.5 credits (the equivalent of 3 semesters) of PE, but instead of it being 3 semesters of PE, it was a yearlong class that only met every other day. Yes, it was a terrible system because it took up space that could’ve been used for other one-semester courses. Yes, I tried my hardest to try to use outside-of-school dance classes as credit since they accepted most other non-school sports. Yes, they denied me, but I avoided PE by taking an independent dance course (it was an asynchronous class of choreography exercises. It was still basically a health class but was just homework and no actual class time).

Reblog with where you're from (USAmericans if you're willing to specify state too that would be great)

I need to know if my suffering is just because my school district hates students or if it's a common thing

[lilyprettyremy]

Mastering the It Girl Life on Campus/ at school : Confidence, Class, and Style

On-Campus Essentials: Sophisticated and Ready to Conquer

Structured mini tote – Think sleek and polished. Choose something that says "I'm on my game" while fitting your essentials: a slim laptop, your chic planner, and a pair of sunnies.

Signature scent – A travel-sized luxury perfume, like Byredo or Le Labo. It leaves a lasting impression without overpowering.

Hydro flask in a neutral tone – Hydration, but make it aesthetic. Bonus points if it matches your outfit.

Protein bar or matcha to-go – Snacks are essential, but we’re keeping it elevated. Opt for a protein bar with clean ingredients or a homemade matcha latte in a reusable tumbler.

AirPods Max or sleek earbuds – Perfect for tuning out the noise between classes with a curated podcast or chill playlist, keeping your energy cool and collected.

In Class: Own the Room with Confidence and Intelligence

Effortless note-taking setup – Digital is where it’s at. Use a tablet with a stylus for sleek, organized notes that sync across all your devices. Bonus: it looks high-tech and minimalistic.

Command attention – Sit where you can engage, but it’s not about the front row anymore—it’s about being present and prepared. Contribute thoughtfully when needed, and stay poised.

All-in-one app for organization – Ditch the old-school planner. Use an app like Notion or Google Calendar to sync your schedule, assignments, and deadlines. Effortlessly keep everything streamlined and on point.

Refined confidence – Instead of always speaking up, choose your moments wisely. Command attention through well-thought-out points that showcase your intellect, not just participation.

Breaks Between Classes: Elevate Your Downtime

Mini face mist – A refreshing face mist with a subtle scent keeps your skin hydrated and glowing, giving you a post-class refresh. Think Tatcha or a rose water mist.

Quick mirror check – Always have a compact mirror to do a quick hair and lip check. It's about looking polished and put together without effort.

Reset with movement – Walk around campus to stay energized, but with intention. Pop in your favorite playlist, take in the surroundings, and use this time to clear your mind before the next task.

Digital declutter – Use breaks to clear out any unnecessary tabs, update your notes, or respond to quick emails. Keeping your digital life tidy is the new version of looking organized.

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Hi! I've been inactive for a while after kind of burning out in the last month or so of school. A bit into the summer vacation, and I'm starting to get my motivation back, though!

Currently getting ready to start college applications before my senior year and in the process of applying for scholarships. I'm likely not going to qualify for any of the large needs-based grants so I've been focusing on applying to a bunch of smaller ones.

Went out to study with a friend today and we ended up going out for lunch and stopping by a bookstore afterwards. (I'm reading Atlas Shrugged for a potential scholarship opportunity but I'm slightly doubtful of my ability to finish it given the reviews I've heard)

[bacchuschucklefuck]

space sweepers but they're delivery people and are at no point on screen through the entire movie

[zeeismee]

Holy shit my Geometry teacher in 8th grade did the same thing. It was 1st period, class started at 8AM, busses arrived at the building between 7:00 and 7:30 and we had to sit in the gym bleachers waiting until we could go to homeroom before class, and my bus *picked me up at 5AM*. I was around 13-14. My bus dropped me off back at home between 5 and 6 PM when school let out between 2:30 and 3.

And my teachers wondered why I struggled to complete all of my assignments on time when I seemed so smart in class.

[inkprilled]

Just before covid hit my brother and I at 15 and 19 found our selfs homeless. I had a choice, my brother would go into care or we could stay together, but only if I took responsibility for him and had somewhere to live. So I applyed for social housing, the guy that processed my case was sympathetic and at some points I was holding it together better than him, do you have any other family? No, Do you know where your mother is? I wish I did, how old is your brother? 15 are you in any fulltime education? Not anymore. He looked at me like I was something tragic and I suppose I was, there isn't a metaphor for what I looked like that works any better than just what his naked eyes saw; a girl abandoned by her mother, her life in a bag on her back completely thrown on how to deal with everything, and all he could do was fill out a form and send it and me off. it's going to be okay.

Somehow despite the odds we where given emergency accommodation and a year later a property to rent, I suspect we where pushed up the list because of my brothers age, we where lucky, some people wait years in hotels or streets all over the country, living out of suitcases and rucksacks.

As lucky as we where, luck didn't cover all the things I suddenly had to know. I had no idea how bills worked or paying my taxes, I didn't even really understand what "taxes" meant until the final notices where piling up in front of us. It's something they don't teach you in school or at least mine didn't. They never taught us how to survive in a world like this, they assume our parents would be there to explain or we'd be much older before it mattered. what's more useful in real life, how to formally address someone in an email or how to keep the lights on or how to find food when a tin of beans is too expensive.

Though I suppose the email ettique lesson was useful for something in the end,

To whomever it may concern, I'm writing to you regarding my payment plans and how I'm choosing to fork over alot of money and won't be buying enough food to live off this month. My regards.

[dosesofcommonsense]

I cannot understand how someone would vote for this, but I also know mental illness doesn’t make sense.

[reasonsforhope]

"Research on a police diversion program implemented in 2014 shows a striking 91% reduction in in-school arrests over less than 10 years.

Across the United States, arrest rates for young people under age 18 have been declining for decades. However, the proportion of youth arrests associated with school incidents has increased.

According to the U.S. Department of Education, K–12 schools referred nearly 230,000 students to law enforcement during the school year that began in 2017. These referrals and the 54,321 reported school-based arrests that same year were mostly for minor misbehavior like marijuana possession, as opposed to more serious offenses like bringing a gun to school.

School-based arrests are one part of the school-to-prison pipeline, through which students—especially Black and Latine students and those with disabilities���are pushed out of their schools and into the legal system.

Getting caught up in the legal system has been linked to negative health, social, and academic outcomes, as well as increased risk for future arrest.

Given these negative consequences, public agencies in states like Connecticut, New York, and Pennsylvania have looked for ways to arrest fewer young people in schools. Philadelphia, in particular, has pioneered a successful effort to divert youth from the legal system.

Philadelphia Police School Diversion Program

In Philadelphia, police department leaders recognized that the city’s school district was its largest source of referrals for youth arrests. To address this issue, then–Deputy Police Commissioner Kevin Bethel developed and implemented a school-based, pre-arrest diversion initiative in partnership with the school district and the city’s department of human services. The program is called the Philadelphia Police School Diversion Program, and it officially launched in May 2014.

Mayor-elect Cherelle Parker named Bethel as her new police commissioner on Nov. 22, 2023.

Since the diversion program began, when police are called to schools in the city for offenses like marijuana possession or disorderly conduct, they cannot arrest the student involved if that student has no pending court case or history of adjudication. In juvenile court, an adjudication is similar to a conviction in criminal court.

Instead of being arrested, the diverted student remains in school, and school personnel decide how to respond to their behavior. For example, they might speak with the student, schedule a meeting with a parent, or suspend the student.

A social worker from the city also contacts the student’s family to arrange a home visit, where they assess youth and family needs. Then, the social worker makes referrals to no-cost community-based services. The student and their family choose whether to attend.

Our team—the Juvenile Justice Research and Reform Lab at Drexel University—evaluated the effectiveness of the diversion program as independent researchers not affiliated with the police department or school district. We published four research articles describing various ways the diversion program affected students, schools, and costs to the city.

Arrests Dropped

In our evaluation of the diversion program’s first five years, we reported that the annual number of school-based arrests in Philadelphia decreased by 84%: from nearly 1,600 in the school year beginning in 2013 to just 251 arrests in the school year beginning in 2018.

Since then, school district data indicates the annual number of school-based arrests in Philadelphia has continued to decline—dropping to just 147 arrests in the school year that began in 2022. That’s a 91% reduction from the year before the program started.

We also investigated the number of serious behavioral incidents recorded in the school district in the program’s first five years. Those fell as well, suggesting that the diversion program effectively reduced school-based arrests without compromising school safety.

Additionally, data showed that city social workers successfully contacted the families of 74% of students diverted through the program during its first five years. Nearly 90% of these families accepted at least one referral to community-based programming, which includes services like academic support, job skill development, and behavioral health counseling...

Long-Term Outcomes

To evaluate a longer follow-up period, we compared the 427 students diverted in the program’s first year to the group of 531 students arrested before the program began. Results showed arrested students were significantly more likely to be arrested again in the following five years...

Finally, a cost-benefit analysis revealed that the program saves taxpayers millions of dollars.

Based on its success in Philadelphia, several other cities and counties across Pennsylvania have begun replicating the Police School Diversion Program. These efforts could further contribute to a nationwide movement to safely keep kids in their communities and out of the legal system."

-via Yes! Magazine, December 5, 2023

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

*tries to organize my thoughts*

*remembers i'm not in school and therefore beholden to neither heaven nor hell nor any man's grading system*

*joyously shredding & tossing all my carefully arranged 3x5 mental notecards into the air like so much beige confetti. raising my arms in victory, cheering raucously until i accidentally inhale bits of homemade confetti*

(*coughing up itty bits of paper like a cat evicting a hairball with a firm understanding of tenants' rights*) wait wat happens next

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

In the United States it's common for high schools to stage a simulated lethal crash to teach kids about the dangers of distracted or impaired driving. This often includes fake blood and first responders to stage rescuing people from the crash. Is this done anywhere outside the United States? I don't feel like it is. So I ask