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I just read a twitter thread that hurt my brain. Is illiteracy common in the US??? Why did I just find out that you can pass school without learning how to read?? Please help me cause this literally cannot be true I am actually going to lose it
#like I get being illiterate when you have not been to school#but what do you mean people are just graduating school without learning how to read??#say sike rn#wtf#oh I am actually going to be sick we are so doomed#us school system#us politics#illiteracy#literacy#school curriculum#reading comprehension
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Due to Budget Cuts, All U.S. Public Schools Will No Longer Have Teachers Starting Next School Year
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a shocking announcement from the U.S. Department of Education, budgetary limitations have led to officials to make the drastic decision to eliminate teachers in all U.S. public schools starting next school year.
Education Secretary Miguel Cardona would address the nation during a press briefing about the decision, explaining that the drastic measure was a “necessary step to ensure that our budget remains within an acceptable range.”
“Let’s face it; in the age of the internet, children have access to a world of information at their fingertips,” Cardona told reporters. “They don’t need somebody boring them about the Pythagorean Theorem or the War of 1812. They’ve got Google for that.”
Starting next school year, a new fully digital curriculum will be implemented nationwide, that will have students attend “digital learning centers” where they use Chromebooks to use Google Chrome and other crowd sourced platforms to guide their own education. Each school will employ one “technical assistant” whose responsibility is to help all the students at the school in question with tech issues and troubleshooting, one student at a time.
The Department of Education is also working on a groundbreaking app called “Learn-it-Yourself,” which will feature a library of user generated videos, memes, and inspirational quotes to help aid student learning. The app’s AI powered curriculum will even feature an advanced feature called “Surprise Me,” which will randomly generate lessons based on topics that are currently trending on social media.
Supporters of the initiative argue that this approach will better prepare students for the real world. “This new model will encourage students to be resourceful, innovative, and resilient,” said program advocate Jenna Turner. “After all, real life doesn’t come with an answer key, and this way, neither will high school.”
However, some parents and teachers’ unions have expressed concern over the new program. “This is ridiculous,” said Amanda Johnson, a fifth grade teacher from Wisconsin. “There are already plenty of students who think ‘Ancient Greece’ is a pizza place. Without guidance, I’m not sure they’ll even figure out how to spell their own names.”
Despite protests, the Department of Education remains resolute, asserting that the benefits will outweigh the costs. “Yes, our students might emerge with a slightly different knowledge base than previous generations,” Cardona admitted. “But imagine the potential for personal growth when a ninth grader finds themselves in an existential rabbit hole on Wikipedia, trying to figure out what the Renaissance was all about.”
To incentivize engagement, the Department of Education is also introducing a reward system within the Learn-it-Yourself app. Students will earn virtual “knowledge coins” for each correct answer, which can be exchanged for more screen time, premium video tutorials from influencers, or additional lunch periods.
Ultimately, the government hopes to save billions of dollars with this massive restructuring in education. The Department of Education has said that although this transition will take some getting used to for everyone, it’ll ultimately be worth it when government officials are in better moods from the lifestyle improvements they will now be able to afford due to the budget cuts.
#themisinformer#satire#satirical#satirical news#funny#meme#education#academia#american school system#us school system#school
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12.8.23
I got accepted to a college!!! It's second on my list but it's the first I've heard back from, and they're offering me more than half of the sticker price in scholarships alone.
I'm still strangely incredulous but also so relieved after all the self doubt I've been having about college applications.
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anyways I'd like to dedicate a massive fuck you to that one pair of gym teachers I had in highschool who had us all running laps outside in the mud in 35 degree (Farenheight!!!!!!!!!! 1.666667Celsius according to google!!!!!!!!!!!) while were were in nothing but our gym uniform which consisted of a Tshirt and shorts, while they were, and I cannot stress this enough, bundled up in winter pants, winter jackets, thick snow gloves, and hats with their hoods up.
#no. I am not in any way exaggerating for comedic effect#US school system#I hope to fucking hell no one else had to go through this shit#they also did the reverse in the summer.
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god I hate when americans deflect from their lack of international common knowledge, saying "I bet you can't even name 5 states" while I'm sitting here doing homework on american history. I learned so much about america, the date 4th July 1776 is burned into my memory, I know about the civil war 1861-65, hell I held a presentation on Jim Crow laws, I probably know more about African American history than the average European American from school alone.
So yes, Brat, I can name 5 states in fact I can name at least 25 states on the top of my head, give me some time to think and I'll give you ten more.
Your US-centric school system shouldn't be an excuse for you. if you don't want us bashing you, then educate yourself a little bc not knowing that berlin is the capital of german is truly embarrassing and no amount of deflecting is gonna help you.
And if you're to lazy for Google then at least don't make it other people's problems like a decent fucking person.
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Mastering the It Girl Life on Campus/ at school : Confidence, Class, and Style
On-Campus Essentials: Sophisticated and Ready to Conquer
Structured mini tote – Think sleek and polished. Choose something that says "I'm on my game" while fitting your essentials: a slim laptop, your chic planner, and a pair of sunnies.
Signature scent – A travel-sized luxury perfume, like Byredo or Le Labo. It leaves a lasting impression without overpowering.
Hydro flask in a neutral tone – Hydration, but make it aesthetic. Bonus points if it matches your outfit.
Protein bar or matcha to-go – Snacks are essential, but we’re keeping it elevated. Opt for a protein bar with clean ingredients or a homemade matcha latte in a reusable tumbler.
AirPods Max or sleek earbuds – Perfect for tuning out the noise between classes with a curated podcast or chill playlist, keeping your energy cool and collected.
In Class: Own the Room with Confidence and Intelligence
Effortless note-taking setup – Digital is where it’s at. Use a tablet with a stylus for sleek, organized notes that sync across all your devices. Bonus: it looks high-tech and minimalistic.
Command attention – Sit where you can engage, but it’s not about the front row anymore—it’s about being present and prepared. Contribute thoughtfully when needed, and stay poised.
All-in-one app for organization – Ditch the old-school planner. Use an app like Notion or Google Calendar to sync your schedule, assignments, and deadlines. Effortlessly keep everything streamlined and on point.
Refined confidence – Instead of always speaking up, choose your moments wisely. Command attention through well-thought-out points that showcase your intellect, not just participation.
Breaks Between Classes: Elevate Your Downtime
Mini face mist – A refreshing face mist with a subtle scent keeps your skin hydrated and glowing, giving you a post-class refresh. Think Tatcha or a rose water mist.
Quick mirror check – Always have a compact mirror to do a quick hair and lip check. It's about looking polished and put together without effort.
Reset with movement – Walk around campus to stay energized, but with intention. Pop in your favorite playlist, take in the surroundings, and use this time to clear your mind before the next task.
Digital declutter – Use breaks to clear out any unnecessary tabs, update your notes, or respond to quick emails. Keeping your digital life tidy is the new version of looking organized.
#it girl#just girly things#academia#girlblogging#just girly thoughts#school#this is what makes us girls#tumblr girls#university#morning routine#back to school#college#first day of school#student#school system#high school#self love#self care#self help#self improvement#that girl#pink pilates princess#clean girl#glow up#it girl energy
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I’m from the Midwest. I had to take 1.5 credits (the equivalent of 3 semesters) of PE, but instead of it being 3 semesters of PE, it was a yearlong class that only met every other day. Yes, it was a terrible system because it took up space that could’ve been used for other one-semester courses. Yes, I tried my hardest to try to use outside-of-school dance classes as credit since they accepted most other non-school sports. Yes, they denied me, but I avoided PE by taking an independent dance course (it was an asynchronous class of choreography exercises. It was still basically a health class but was just homework and no actual class time).
Reblog with where you're from (USAmericans if you're willing to specify state too that would be great)
I need to know if my suffering is just because my school district hates students or if it's a common thing
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After the second bomb threat to our school this semester, I'm starting to think more seriously about traveling abroad for college. :/
#us school system#school shootings#college#studyblr#not studying#yknow wales seems kinda nice#or the czech republic
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space sweepers but they're delivery people and are at no point on screen through the entire movie
#fantasy high#riz gukgak#kristen applebees#gorgug thistlespring#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#figueroth faeth#the bad kids#half tempted to say these names are forum handles they use so much it pretty much became their professional names lol#I keep them teenagers bc its funnier that way#no real lore I just like drawing this. but I do think abt how theyre all weirdos too also bc thats funny to me#riz is a huge conspiracyhead who does everything by hands. he has a casio fx-570 in mint condition. nobody knows how he's maintaining it#he is nonetheless Really Good at his job. which somewhat tracks bc it's a job that requires keeping up with interstation conflicts#and new policies and an obsessive amount of planning. but he is Too Good at it. and also he dresses like that#kristen has the atomic engine that theoretically lets her unmake and remake matters with her mind. but it consumes a huge amount#of energy so it's mostly useless. she's still a cult survivor also#gorgug lives his entire life on a ship with his parents who quit a cushy deal maintaining a space station bc he wouldn't be allowed on#the low gravity let him grow very tall but also his oxygen saturation is pretty bad so he's got breathing support#fig is a robot who just found out she's a robot like two months ago. she's been assuming everyone's a robot like her and she's been feeling#very betrayed by her mom lying about that part. she's on a body mod spree which is rough bc system-specific parts are expensive#and so is adapting random parts to her system#fabian's still a pirate captain's son. can't say anything that'd be able to get the vibes across clearer than that#adaine went to tech/business school. she put her monthly allowance towards an ecoterrorist group in her academy which turned out to be an o#and she's currently wanted by UTS. more than fabian. which makes him slightly mad#she's also acquired a passion for low-tech weaponry on the way. she likes ice picks and cleavers#I think up all of this for no reason except that once again the idea of all these people being 1/teens and 2/on the same ship to be posties#is hilarious to me. esp. if they were in a forum group chat beforehand
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I cannot understand how someone would vote for this, but I also know mental illness doesn’t make sense.
#truth#common sense#msm is the enemy#globalist playbook#the great awakening#use your brain#think for yourself#dumbed down school system#broken education system#public school revamp#commie kamala#Marxist kamala#wef#you’ll own nothing and be happy#new world order#globalism
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Holy shit my Geometry teacher in 8th grade did the same thing. It was 1st period, class started at 8AM, busses arrived at the building between 7:00 and 7:30 and we had to sit in the gym bleachers waiting until we could go to homeroom before class, and my bus *picked me up at 5AM*. I was around 13-14. My bus dropped me off back at home between 5 and 6 PM when school let out between 2:30 and 3.
And my teachers wondered why I struggled to complete all of my assignments on time when I seemed so smart in class.
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"Research on a police diversion program implemented in 2014 shows a striking 91% reduction in in-school arrests over less than 10 years.
Across the United States, arrest rates for young people under age 18 have been declining for decades. However, the proportion of youth arrests associated with school incidents has increased.
According to the U.S. Department of Education, K–12 schools referred nearly 230,000 students to law enforcement during the school year that began in 2017. These referrals and the 54,321 reported school-based arrests that same year were mostly for minor misbehavior like marijuana possession, as opposed to more serious offenses like bringing a gun to school.
School-based arrests are one part of the school-to-prison pipeline, through which students—especially Black and Latine students and those with disabilities—are pushed out of their schools and into the legal system.
Getting caught up in the legal system has been linked to negative health, social, and academic outcomes, as well as increased risk for future arrest.
Given these negative consequences, public agencies in states like Connecticut, New York, and Pennsylvania have looked for ways to arrest fewer young people in schools. Philadelphia, in particular, has pioneered a successful effort to divert youth from the legal system.
Philadelphia Police School Diversion Program
In Philadelphia, police department leaders recognized that the city’s school district was its largest source of referrals for youth arrests. To address this issue, then–Deputy Police Commissioner Kevin Bethel developed and implemented a school-based, pre-arrest diversion initiative in partnership with the school district and the city’s department of human services. The program is called the Philadelphia Police School Diversion Program, and it officially launched in May 2014.
Mayor-elect Cherelle Parker named Bethel as her new police commissioner on Nov. 22, 2023.
Since the diversion program began, when police are called to schools in the city for offenses like marijuana possession or disorderly conduct, they cannot arrest the student involved if that student has no pending court case or history of adjudication. In juvenile court, an adjudication is similar to a conviction in criminal court.
Instead of being arrested, the diverted student remains in school, and school personnel decide how to respond to their behavior. For example, they might speak with the student, schedule a meeting with a parent, or suspend the student.
A social worker from the city also contacts the student’s family to arrange a home visit, where they assess youth and family needs. Then, the social worker makes referrals to no-cost community-based services. The student and their family choose whether to attend.
Our team—the Juvenile Justice Research and Reform Lab at Drexel University—evaluated the effectiveness of the diversion program as independent researchers not affiliated with the police department or school district. We published four research articles describing various ways the diversion program affected students, schools, and costs to the city.
Arrests Dropped
In our evaluation of the diversion program’s first five years, we reported that the annual number of school-based arrests in Philadelphia decreased by 84%: from nearly 1,600 in the school year beginning in 2013 to just 251 arrests in the school year beginning in 2018.
Since then, school district data indicates the annual number of school-based arrests in Philadelphia has continued to decline—dropping to just 147 arrests in the school year that began in 2022. That’s a 91% reduction from the year before the program started.
We also investigated the number of serious behavioral incidents recorded in the school district in the program’s first five years. Those fell as well, suggesting that the diversion program effectively reduced school-based arrests without compromising school safety.
Additionally, data showed that city social workers successfully contacted the families of 74% of students diverted through the program during its first five years. Nearly 90% of these families accepted at least one referral to community-based programming, which includes services like academic support, job skill development, and behavioral health counseling...
Long-Term Outcomes
To evaluate a longer follow-up period, we compared the 427 students diverted in the program’s first year to the group of 531 students arrested before the program began. Results showed arrested students were significantly more likely to be arrested again in the following five years...
Finally, a cost-benefit analysis revealed that the program saves taxpayers millions of dollars.
Based on its success in Philadelphia, several other cities and counties across Pennsylvania have begun replicating the Police School Diversion Program. These efforts could further contribute to a nationwide movement to safely keep kids in their communities and out of the legal system."
-via Yes! Magazine, December 5, 2023
#philedelphia#pennsylvania#united states#us politics#school#high school#school to prison pipeline#prison system#arrests#education#students#schools#good news#hope#rare case of police not completely sucking#police#policing#law enforcement
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Just before covid hit my brother and I at 15 and 19 found our selfs homeless. I had a choice, my brother would go into care or we could stay together, but only if I took responsibility for him and had somewhere to live. So I applyed for social housing, the guy that processed my case was sympathetic and at some points I was holding it together better than him, do you have any other family? No, Do you know where your mother is? I wish I did, how old is your brother? 15 are you in any fulltime education? Not anymore. He looked at me like I was something tragic and I suppose I was, there isn't a metaphor for what I looked like that works any better than just what his naked eyes saw; a girl abandoned by her mother, her life in a bag on her back completely thrown on how to deal with everything, and all he could do was fill out a form and send it and me off. it's going to be okay.
Somehow despite the odds we where given emergency accommodation and a year later a property to rent, I suspect we where pushed up the list because of my brothers age, we where lucky, some people wait years in hotels or streets all over the country, living out of suitcases and rucksacks.
As lucky as we where, luck didn't cover all the things I suddenly had to know. I had no idea how bills worked or paying my taxes, I didn't even really understand what "taxes" meant until the final notices where piling up in front of us. It's something they don't teach you in school or at least mine didn't. They never taught us how to survive in a world like this, they assume our parents would be there to explain or we'd be much older before it mattered. what's more useful in real life, how to formally address someone in an email or how to keep the lights on or how to find food when a tin of beans is too expensive.
Though I suppose the email ettique lesson was useful for something in the end,
To whomever it may concern, I'm writing to you regarding my payment plans and how I'm choosing to fork over alot of money and won't be buying enough food to live off this month. My regards.
#inkprilled#Why didn't they teach us practical life skills?!? They'll teach sex Ed but not how to survive if this education thing doesnt somehow grant.#You a golden pass through life#I understand that theres curriculum guidelines but it's crazy how much I didn't realise I needed to know and my parents didn't teach me so.#The next place to look is the school.#spilled ink#spilled thoughts#writeblr#spilled writing#writing#spilled poetry#writers on tumblr#education system
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*tries to organize my thoughts*
*remembers i'm not in school and therefore beholden to neither heaven nor hell nor any man's grading system*
*joyously shredding & tossing all my carefully arranged 3x5 mental notecards into the air like so much beige confetti. raising my arms in victory, cheering raucously until i accidentally inhale bits of homemade confetti*
(*coughing up itty bits of paper like a cat evicting a hairball with a firm understanding of tenants' rights*) wait wat happens next
#i marie kondoed my thoughts and *i* feel great. but now my stream-of-consciousness has escaped containment#so many innocent bystanders at stake#every time i try to organize my thoughts i run out of plastic bins and have to make a trip to the container store where i get even more dis#racted so. you can't just hand me THIS brain and NO catalogue OR library classification system#and expect me to single-handedly sort through all this nonsense? bad form but fucking form not in my job description#aNYways. formal education sure did a FUCKING NUMBER on us huh#(a number i measure not in gpa or dollars of student debt.#but in the number of therapy sessions & medical debt it will take to recover.)#seriously folks. our education systems are...innately traumatizing for a huge number of students. and we NEED to address this.#the fact that it is culturally common for adults to have anxiety nightmares about school/exams...even decades later?#that is not cute. it is Alarming.#no one--much less entire generations--should be spending their developmental years in an environment of chronic stress & pressure & strain#and yet that is the reality for millions and millions of pre-teen and teenage and young adult students#this isn't healthy and it serves and empowers NO ONE#...except of course the many exploitative educational & financial & debt-collecting institutions thriving from the current balance of power#and of course it's a nefarious and powerful way to sabotage/erase the middle class#which billionaires and the wealth-inequality creators they finance couldn't possibly have any noteworthy interest in whatsoever#it's not like there's an elite group of people with huge financial incentives to drain/steal resources from the masses...#anyways sorry for going all Conspiracy Theory on you.#obviously the billionaires who control the vast majority of our resources and news and political campaign funding#are not tied to every single itty bitty social issue and i'm a silly billy to imply it#please tell elon musk to ignore this tweet i am so subservient and acquiescent#mr musky u r so good at inheriting slavery-built mining fortunes & buying other people's companies#& building rocket ships & fancy cars that do NOT explode/catch fire & also NOT running billion dollar companies into the ground#mr musky u r so talented genius billionaire playboy with 10 kids and ex-wives who find you creepy af babe u r basically iron man
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In the United States it's common for high schools to stage a simulated lethal crash to teach kids about the dangers of distracted or impaired driving. This often includes fake blood and first responders to stage rescuing people from the crash. Is this done anywhere outside the United States? I don't feel like it is. So I ask
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NEVER GO HOME, DON'T SLEEP, DON'T EAT JUST DO IT ON REPEAT, KEEP?
[365 - Charli XCX / alt vers under cut]
#he's a 365 party girl. in my heart#u can't tell me this man hasnt done a line bfore#theoretically#i am never beating the goro akechi superfan allegations#<- (pego voice)#i just want to know more about his backstory atlus#tell me what sort of delinquency & danger he was exposed to#u cant tell me an orphan in the foster system#escaped everything unscathed#i just know he has “thing” w/ sleeping & food etc etc.#most dysfunctionally optimum human being ever#SCHOOL TV-STATION POLICE STATION “WORK” PT INFILTRATION -> REPEAT#persona 5#p5#persona 5 royal#p5r#procreate#2024#goro akechi#3 hours#another sketch that got out of hand#if i had the time/skill/etc to do an animatic#just know that everything is romantic would b used for a time loop au
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