#Anon

[nottsangel]

https://www.tumblr.com/nottsangel/767281681445142528/what-would-sex-be-with-theo-after-not-seeing-each

Just saying… I wouldn’t be against a blurb for this scenario… only if you want to… but you’d write it so well👀

original ask: “What would sex be with Theo after not seeing each other for a while be like?”

“cazzo… i’ve missed you so fuckin’ much.” theo murmurs breathlessly against your neck, his lips hungrily pressing rushed kisses all over your soft skin. with his rough hands eagerly feeling up your naked body under him and his erection tantalisingly pressing against your thigh, you feel equally as needy as him, your cunt clenching around nothing with your arousal trickling onto the sheets.

“please, just… fuck me theo. need to feel you, please” you plead, and he groans hungrily in response, unable to control himself much longer as he lines himself up at your soaked entrance and instantly pushes himself in with one quick thrust, causing you to let out a loud moan with your back arching from the mattress.

“oh, fuuuck… missed this pussy so fuckin’ much, you have no idea.”

“please, feels— feels so good, teddy. so so good, oh god” you gasp breathlessly, your arms wrapping around his neck and your legs encircling his muscular torso, pulling him as close as humanly possible, overwhelmed by the pleasure and the need to feel his warm body pressed against yours.

“you’re so perfect, amore. so. fuckin’. perfect.” he growls in a low, husky tone, punctuated with each deep thrust as he quickly sets a steady rhythm, unable to hold back any longer. his hand then wanders towards your tits, firmly squeezing them while his other hand rests next to your head, supporting himself as his thrusts grow gradually harder and more intense.

“i promise i won’t ever— fuck! i won’t ever leave you for this long again. need to be inside you every second of the day.” and god, the way your boyfriend gazes down at you through hazy, half-lidded eyes, his brown locks sticking to his forehead, could nearly make you cum at the sight already, and that familiar sparkle in those pretty eyes tells you all you need to know— he’s not stopping tonight until you can’t walk anymore.

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reminder: reblogs and comments are greatly appreciated and keep me motivated. ty! ♡

[curly-my-beloved]

Do the crew members watch porn? If yes,what kind of porn do they watch? Hcs please.

What kind of porn does the crew watch?

Curly doesn't watch porn. He doesn't judge people who do, but it just isn't doing it for him.

Jimmy finds porn boring compared to his own fantasies. Occasionally might look at some BDSM stuff, but he's very neutral and somewhat bored while watching it.

Anya has watched a few movies in an attempt to get better, closer look at genitalia. Occasionally watches soft lesbian porn to relax (and release some... tension). She likes the intimate ones.

Daisuke jerks off to hentai. I will not elaborate.

Swansea claims he's too old for that shit. Still has a secret wank if he stumbles across anything. He likes the cheap low effort ones, especially if they have shitty acting before the actual porn. You know, the plumber/pizza delivery ones.

[marzipanandminutiae]

Twh corset apologism is insane. Every medical professional with knowledge to day says wearing a back support all day every day is BAD for you!!!!!! "Less supportive" corsets were better for people and also it's funny how corsets are apparently the savior of big titty women to you but comfortable flexible corset that holds your tits in shouldn't be worm because if regressive? fuck off

I literally had to read this like three times to understand what you were saying and I'm still not fully sure I do

first of all, most doctors say that wearing back braces does not cause muscle atrophy. they're pretty quick to reassure people of that online, in a way that makes it kind of hilarious that they believe it of corsets that support the same muscles as aforesaid braces. here is a study on the matter, and a search for "do back braces cause muscle atrophy" will turn up a lot more info for you

secondly, I don't know what you're talking about re: "comfortable flexible corset that holds your tits in." are you referring to bras? if so, there's certainly nothing inherently wrong with them; the support from the shoulders can be less comfortable for some people than the support from over/underneath that a corset provides, but I've never said one is unilaterally better than the other for everyone

are you talking about 1920s corsets or corset/binder combos? because if so...yeah that's not "comfortable;" it's Spanx + a binder. It was designed to flatten, not merely support, and it was basically an elastic band squishing your torso. I'm sure that wasn't a universal torture device either- women got things done in it, clearly -but it's hardly the ideal support option

or you could be talking about something else entirely. it's really hard to say

anyway. corsets were not unilaterally awful. the medical "evidence" against them is over a century old across the board, often guesswork at best and misrepresentation of preserved specimens at worst, from doctors who had no access to modern diagnostic tools and also thought vigorous exercise could cause uterine prolapse. reliable primary sources suggest that most women did not wear them in a way that caused physical injury or significant discomfort, on a daily basis. of course not all women found even moderately-laced corsets comfortable, and it would be naïve to suggest that tightlacing never happened. but those are not the claims I'm making here

if that's "corset apologism," then I'm a horrible, brainwashed corset apologist, babey

[shepscapades]

shep...

Shep.

SHEP.

DON'T THINK I DON'T SEE ETHO TRYING (unconsciously?) TO INTERFACE/SYNC UP WITH BDUBS. SHEPPPPPPPPPPP RAHHHHHHHHHHHH *feral animal noises ensue*

CAUGHT IN 4K!!!!

[frownyalfred]

GOD BRUCE PUTTING UP WITH HIS DIET BECAUSE OF HIS KIDS!!!!!!!! I CANT I NEED TO BE SEDATED

I just imagine the batkids poking fun of Bruce here and there about the disgusting smoothies he always drinks not understanding that it's all for THEM

Like AS IF he would ever push his diet for them, I remember that one panel where dick is eating chips and Bruce is smiling saying to Alfred that he likes it and its all he'll eat

That man wants his kids to be happy and he's probably so glad that Jason (the closest one to his body type) knows how to cook, bake, and hates his smoothies, he'll never eat like Bruce

“I am Batman (so you don’t have to be).”

[fckmebarnes]

Bucky’s reaction to finding out you’re not wearing underwear? Especially in public?

i got carried away… 18+!!!

he would have you cockwarm him <333 oh god he’d turn feral the second he feels exposed pussy under a skirt you’re wearing

“oh, babydoll..” he purrs softly in your ear from behind, the two of you sitting out on a blanket in the park and you’re in his lap

you have some food spread out, a book or two opened and a laptop to watch something if you two so desired

he desired you

his fingers trail up the sides of your thighs and you’re thanking the lucky stars that your view is of a lake surrounded by trees, mid afternoon and not a person for miles that you knew of

it meant he could take full advantage of you

“what’s a such a pretty little thing doing out here with a man like me, no panties on, hm?” his right hand is trailing soft touches up to your hip, his left metal hair digging into your other and keeping you in place

you bat your eyelashes and feign innocence. you love playing this game with him. “i don’t know sir i, must’ve gotten lost…” you bite your lip as you look at him, his eyes darkening

“well it’s so good that you stumbled upon me, hm? i can keep you safe…” his middle finger trails lighting over your mound before diving a bit deeper in between your thighs. you could feel yourself dripping down on to the blanket and bbucky’s hard cock pressed against you

he chuckles as his middle finger finds your wet hole, flicking the tip of his finger slowly, enough to get you riled up and the sound of your pussy making noises.

“fuck,” he starts, nosing his face into your neck and kissing it gently. he pushes his middle finger into your hole, his thumb pressed firmly against your clit. you let out a gasp, the stretch small bit enough to make your brain fuzzy and want more. “you’re already ready for me, huh?”

you felt embarrassed how wet you had gotten from the time you had gotten ready to leave up until he found out you didn’t have anything on. you were more than ready for his fingers and cock

you let out a small whine with a little nod. his left hand leaves your hip before it finds its home around your neck, pressing firmly. “what was that, baby?” he asks, stern voice making you shiver.

“yes, sir…been ready for you…” you let out a breathy moan as you feel your cunt throb with the added pressure around your neck. you trusted bucky, and he only wanted to make you feel good. and he was doing just that

“good girl.” he praises, and you feel a rush of pride flow through you. you whimper softly as his fingers loosen around your neck, before pushing a second finger into your wet hole. you let out a soft moan, head falling back on his shoulder and he smiles against your neck.

“so warm, so tight…” he mumbles gently, and you feel him starting to rut his hips against your from behind. your brain felt fuzzy, feeling his hard he was up against you made you need him even more

“bucky..” you gasp softly, hands dinging their way to his clothed thighs, almost trying to claw him out of them. he chuckles behind you, knowing exactly what you were trying to so desperately do

“beg for it, baby.” he’s firm with his voice and his thumb against your clit, his fingers curling deep inside you as he pumps them slowly. he scissors them open, making sure to stretch you out for whet you needed most

“please i…” you let out a soft gasp as you feel his teeth nip your neck, biting softly.

“please, what? use your words, come on baby. be a good girl and tell daddy what you need.” he presses a gentle kiss against your neck before biting the sensitive skin again and sucking on the spot gently.

“i…need your cock, please daddy…” he lets out a low groan, grip tightening on you as you moan out his name to the added pressure. he mumbles a soft ‘good girl’ before he rips away from you and pushing you forward gently — just enough to unzip his pants and free his cock

you hear his groan behind you, the sound of his hand fisting his cock and spreading the pre cum. you licked your lips as you felt your hole clenching around nothing, dripping a spot on the blanket

“c’mere babydoll.” he grunts softly as he grips your hips and slides you on his lap. the tip of his cock pushes into your hole before you slowly slick down his shaft

you both let out moans, gripping each other as he fills you, and he can feel how stretched out you’re getting — how much wetter you’re getting just at him being stuffed in you.

you let out another moan as you bottomed out on his cock and he let out a low moan, pulling you closer to him before grabbing a book and handing it to you.

“be a good girl and read to me, hm? make sure to be loud enough that no one can hear how i’m fucking your wet pussy, okay?”

[nottsangel]

Okay okay. How do we think the different Theo’s would react to a pregnancy scare???

I think that Toxic!Theo would relish in it because that means your stuck with him for forever! He barely even had to do anything!

toxic!theo — jumps up and down with joy reading the ‘babe… i think im pregnant’ text

bsf!theo — freaks the fuck out internally but promises to be with you every step of the way

brothers bsf!theo — starts planning his own funeral because he knows your brother is already sharpening the knife

stalker!theo — manifested that shit

dealer!theo — chill asf about it and thinks he’ll be an amazing dad even though he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing and can barely take care of himself

academic rival!theo — locks himself in his room to read every parenting book he can find to make sure he’ll be the better parent

fwb!theo — fully convinced it isn’t even his anyway

fratboy!theo — ghosts you

[tonycries]

How would you rank JJK men having separation anxiety from their partner?

P.S in love with your fics 😮‍💨

OOOOOOO you mean clingy JJK men? Soo from straight-up-teleports-after-an-hour-without you to well...doesn't-teleport-(partially-because-he-doesn't-have-the-power):

Gojo - I mean you can guess from the title, he SETS the standard for guy that can't go too long without you- except- I LIED 😈 It's not an hour that sets him off to teleport from wherever he is to you - it's five minutes 😈😈

Choso - partly because I feel like after 150 years in a mf jar he can't stay too long without you. Genuinely doesn't understand the concept- personal space? Alone time? What's that?

Sukuna - has never admitted it, will never admit it, does not plan on ever admitting it. But he can't hide it either, big softie 🥴

Nanami - you'd THINK he'd be the most composed - you'd THINK. But one look at that wedding band around his finger is all it takes for Nanami to fill up his glasses with tears going ☹my wife☹

Toji - acts soooooo smug like he's not affected at all, but trust all it takes is one selfie of you hanging out with Shiu because Toji's off doing whatever n' you've got one beefy man knocking on your door and blowing up your email (you've blocked him everywhere else).

Geto - he'd be so mean ab it but still miss you, I feel like 😭 Petty king waits for you to crack, I fear but you don't point out that he'd so on edge without you that he'd sentenced half his cult to punishment 😭

[yaoimanpussy]

Your posts about people loving to call transmascs/men 'bitch' reminds me of the time someone told me not wanting to be called bitch was fragile masculinity

People don’t know what fragile masculinity is. They use it as a way to attack trans men who don’t want to be misgendered. Same with toxic masculinity a lot of the time. It sucks.

[call-me-chips]

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[majinbangus]

ladsblvkahdbsgakcu guard dog ghost is so goooodddd

im so glad you think so <3 pls excuse the horny 》 18+ more here

There's a certain crispiness in the night air that hints it'll rain later tonight or tomorrow. You can always tell. It's a different type of chill that settles in your bones. Something that holds a little more bite. You'd pay more attention to it if you weren't being bit by something far more distracting right now.

"S-Simon—"

It was Soap's idea because of course it was. He was the one who told you Ghost needed to practice his tracking skills so he wouldn't lose them in the event that your dog actually needed to track something—or someone, he pointedly looked at you—down.

"C'mon, bon." Soap had slung an arm around your shoulders. "Help your dog do his training exercises."

"Okay, fine."

Turns out training meant them taking you out in the middle of the woods when it was nearly midnight and giving you an hour head start to run and hide before hunting you down. Soap stayed back with Ghost to act as his handler. He even put a leash on Ghost before starting the exercise.

"It'll be fun!" Soap said when he explained the rules.

If you somehow weren't found within a half hour—doubtful—Ghost would get a 'punishment' for failing the exercise and would receive more training; however, if he succeeded the exercise—expected—he'd get to use you as a chew toy on the forest floor until Soap pulled him back by his leash.

Unsurprisingly, you were found—within ten minutes, no less—and that's how you ended up here: underneath Ghost and covered in bite marks as he mercilessly thrust into you from behind.

"He's a good boy, isn't he, sweetheart?" Soap asks, groaning as he idly pumps his cock, leash held loosely in his free hand. "Found you so quick, didn't he?"

"Y-yeah," You choke out, clawing at the wet soil, cunt aching from the battering it's receiving. "Good," you gasp, blinking away a few stray tears, "Good boy."

At your praise, Ghost lets out a little amused huff and reaches around you to indulgently tweak your nipple. You shriek at the sudden sting, but he easily subdues your light thrashing by using his weight against you. He nips at your earlobe with a low growl, "Thanks for helping out, pet. Couldn't have done this without you."

"We'll do this again," Soap says, lightly pulling on Ghost's leash to make him snarl and thrust vindictively into you. "Y'know. For the training."

Sure, that's the whole point of this. The training.

[princessbrunette]

i just know rafe’s always side eyeing john b bc he thinks he doesn’t treat puppy right, like she needs gentle orders and to be treated like an actually puppy (in his mind) not like how john b sweetly treats her LOL

she’ll wander off two steps and rafe will be like “you just let her do that? alright. i mean personally id keep that on a leash but who am i, right?” and everyone says shut up rafe

[paper-mario-wiki]

Did you name yourself Scout because you too are God's gift to women?

nope!

i called myself Scout because what keeps this vessel alive is its desire to seek out, aggregate, study, and spread information!

[call-me-chips]

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[cranberrymoons]

I’ve been in many fandoms and seen many many characters. I don’t think any of them have ever longed to be lovingly told what to do as much as Mr. Buck Buckley

honestly!!! honestly. like can we be serious. and when i say buck is a sub etc don't get me wrong; i literally DO NOT think that they are having any form of well-negotiated formal high protocol bdsm sex lmao. no. eddie simply gets a rush to the head over the idea of being in control of a situation for basically the first time in his life, and he is obsessed with bossing buck around and sometimes slapping him around when buck decides to push back for fun. and buck is so overcome with the need to do things Correctly that he cries the first time eddie says Good Boy during sex. like. they are getting out of their minds horny over regular missionary sex where eddie says "tell me you like it" and buck obediently says "i like it". and buck does of course spiral down a fetlife.com rabbit hole and they have fun half-seriously trying a few things but can't get through it because they keep laughing. and then eddie breaks halfway through and just starts ordering him around and buck gets so excited about it he almost dies. and then they eventually find their way to an accidental under-negotiated 24/7 dynamic where eddie just like orders for him in restaurants and picks out his clothes whenever buck's in a weird mood. which tbh is WAY freakier than spanking or hot wax or whatever